The next day...

It's prom night!

Well, not yet.

School just ended.

The Humane 7 and Gohan were heading to Rarity's for dresses and a suit.

Goten was heading home, since...

Well, he didn't give two shits about prom.

"Bye! Have fun!" Goten said, entering the portal.

"I've never been to a dance before!" Twilight said, as they all started walking towards Rarity's.

"The last one was the Spring Fling. You've missed every one until now." Rainbow Dash said.

"Gohan missed every one until today too!" Pinkie said.

"No, he came to the Fall Formal last year." Sunset said.

"That... Was mainly for the princess. I mean, you were-" "-I know." Sunset interrupted.

"What happened?" Twilight asked.

"I turned into a she-demon." Sunset said.

"Oh. That." Twilight said.

"And like almost every villain, I underestimated Gohan severely." Sunset said.

"I think we all did." Applejack said.

"We didn't expect him to defeat Rainbow 3-0 so easily." Pinkie said.

"I told you not to bring that up!" Gohan said.

"Wait, what?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"I'm just as confused." Pinkie said.

"Nevermind." Gohan said.

"He's too humble." Sunset said.

"Wait, why is he coming to prom now?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Guess who he's going out with~!" Pinkie said.

"You don't know?" Fluttershy asked.

"I honestly don't know either." Twilight said.

"It's pretty obvious, come on!" Pinkie said.

"I really don't know!" Rainbow Dash said.

Gohan chuckled. "I didn't ask her." He said.

"Oh, so someone asked Gohan out?" Twilight asked.

"That's pretty obvious, he doesn't even look at girls." Rainbow Dash said.

"Do you remember the time we tried getting him to look at women?" Rarity asked.

***

Gohan was given a playboy magazine to read by the girls.

They were in the library.

He didn't realize it was that stuff.

So he read for a bit.

"So, what do you think of the book?" Pinkie asked.

"Is this a children's book?" Gohan asked.

"Uh..." Everyone said.

"Gosh, how sad. These women must be really poor. They can't even afford clothes." Gohan said.

Then everyone fell over.

"Did I say something wrong?" Gohan asked.

***

"I still can't believe you thought they were poor..." Rarity said.

"And I still can't believe you tried to get me to enjoy nudity." Gohan said.

"Good point." Sunset said.

"Anyway, just tell me who it is!" Rainbow Dash said.

"Me too!" Twilight said.

"It's me!" Sunset said as a matter of factly.

"You?" Twilight asked, pointing at Sunset.

Rainbow Dash started laughing.

Sunset crossed her arms.

Gohan just smiled.

"Sorry, but man, I didn't expect that!" Rainbow Dash said.

"Why?" Sunset asked.

"Y'know, I would consider you to be the last person to ask him out." Rainbow Dash said.

"I can see why." Sunset said.

***

In Equestria...

Goten was flying home.

He was just going to eat the prepped food, and-

He stopped in mid air.

"What the heck is that ki!?" He said to himself.

He found it somewhere in the sky.

"Yo! Goten!" Rainbow Dash yelled, flying straight at him.

"What is it?" Goten asked.

"Princess Celestia needs us at Canterlot. ASAP." Rainbow Dash said, flying away.

***

"What happened, princess?" Twilight asked.

They were in the throne room.

"It appears pirates are approaching Equestria at a fast rate. The tyrant Frieza... He has been resurrected." Celestia said.

"Wait, you mean that guy Goku beat? How'd he come back to life?" Rainbow Dash asked.

Fluttershy squeaked in fear.

"I'm afraid we don't know... But he's coming at an alarming rate. I'm afraid he may be here in about an hour." Luna said.

"Goten can handle it, right?" Starlight asked.

"I don't know. He is arriving with a whole army of his men. It would be wise to gather Equestria's best capable fighters to combat Frieza." Celestia said.

"Well, guessing by his men... The guards wouldn't really hurt them." Goten said.

"Precisely. That's why we're going to gather Cadence, Shining Armor, and we will aid in the battle. Goten, are you prepared to take on Frieza?" Celestia asked.

"Well, the last time he was really weak, but this time his power's insane!" Goten said.

"You're kidding." Rainbow Dash said.

"We have to-" Twilight said, before they saw a spaceship outside.

Oh fuck.

"Crapbaskets." Twilight said.

"Oh, you say that too." Goten said.

"It appears we have no time. Twilight, take us to the Foal Mountains." Celestia said.

"That's where Frieza will land. We must hurry!" Luna said.

"I'm going to get Cadence and Shining Armor!" Goten said, running out of the castle.

"I'm... Not sure if I want to fight..." Fluttershy said.

"You don't have to. The one we require is Twilight Sparkle. Everyone else may volunteer." Celestia said.

"Well I'm game!" Rainbow Dash said.

"Same here! Yippee!" Pinkie said.

"Well, shoot. I might as well." Applejack said.

"Yeah!" Starlight said.

"I'm afraid I'm not a fighter..." Rarity said.

"Same here..." Fluttershy said.

"You may take refuge here. Let's hope Goten can handle Frieza..." Celestia said.

***

Gohan was inspecting the suit Rarity just made for him.

"Perfect!" He said, walking into the stall and changing.

"I still can't believe you asked him out." Rainbow Dash whispered.

"Hey, you all had a date. Even Fluttershy and Twilight have one." Sunset said.

"So you're treating Gohan as a last resort?" Applejack asked with a smirk.

"What? No!" Sunset said.

"Sounds like you got a crush~!" Pinkie whispered in Sunset's ear.

Sunset swatted Pinkie's hand away. "I do not!" She said.

"Sunset, I know it's hard to admit..." Fluttershy said.

"Not you too!" Sunset said.

Fluttershy leaned into her ear.

"I saw you kiss him on the cheek." She whispered very quietly.

Sunset blushed.

'Damn.' She thought.

"What'd she say?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"It's a secret!" Fluttershy said with a wink.

Sunset facepalmed.

"What are you guys talking about?" Gohan asked from in the stall.

"I can barely understand what the subject is." He added.

Everyone but Sunset giggled.

"It's a secret, Gohan." Rainbow Dash said.

Sunset checked her phone for some sort of notification until she realized her book was vibrating.

She opened the book and...

"Dear Sunset Shimmer,

How are you? Equestria's fine, for the most part. But right now, we're in a bit of trouble. Maybe Goten can handle it, I don't know, but we need Gohan just in case. Can you get him over here? I know this is the worst time, since I really want to see you two together, but this is a possible crisis.

Your friend,

Twilight Sparkle"

Sunset closed the book quickly.

"What did the princess have to say?" Rarity asked.

"O-Oh, you know... How are you, and stuff like that." Sunset said.

"Aren't you gonna write back?" Pinkie asked.

"Later." Sunset said.

"I hope it isn't important." Fluttershy said.

"I know this sounds random but I feel like something bad is going on somewhere." Gohan said.

***

Frieza's ship

"Lord Frieza, we are ready to land on Equestria." Sorbet said.

"Good." Frieza said.

They were at cloud level now.

"Hell was an endless torture I will never endure again! Now I am reborn, and soon taste the sweet suckle of victory!" Frieza said before cackling.

The start of vengeance...

***

Equestria's second fiddle fighters were all in a field around the Foal Mountains.

Many plateaus, a large body of water nearby, and not a lot of grass anywhere.

Seems familiar.

Goten, Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Twilight, Shining Armor, Starlight, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Pinkie were all ready to fight.

Frieza's ship was about to land about 3 miles away from them.

Goten started to sweat. 'How did he get so strong...?' He thought.

"Okay, so I have a plan." Twilight said.

"Give it straight, and don't get too eggheady." Rainbow Dash said.

"So, I believe that us princesses can handle a Frieza soldier single handedly. Maybe even Shining Armor. But, Starlight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie... I think you all need to make a combined effort to fight one." Twilight said.

"Goten, do you think you can handle Frieza?" She asked.

"I'm not really sure..." Goten said.

"Well, it's a good thing I contacted Sunset before this. She'll let Gohan know to come here." Twilight said.

"That's a relief." Shining Armor said.

Frieza's ship landed!

Soldiers erupted from the ship.

"Hol- How many soldiers this they fit in that ship!?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"It's chock full!" Applejack said.

"Let's go meet them head on!" Twilight said.

"Yeah!" Everyone said, starting to run towards the ship.

Then, finally, the last ones to leave the ship were Sorbet, Tagoma, Shisami and Frieza.

Who was in a bubble car.

They all stopped about three fourths of a mile from the ship.

They were all ready to fight!

"There are so many!" Starlight said.

"Nothing annoys me more than uninvited guests." Shining Armor said.

"At least I brought us enough senzu beans from Zecora!" Goten said, showing off the pouch.

"How many?" Starlight asked.

"Fifteen. This time it was on the house! It's like she knew Frieza was coming." Goten said, tying it to his belt.

"Great! We have enough to save us from death." Luna said.

Now the army was finally ready.

Goddamn, there were millions of them.

(Power levels: 300 - 3,000,000)

Frieza got a closer look at Equestria's fighters.

He was mostly looking for-

"Aha. There he is. He looks just like that ingrate Goku." Frieza said.

"A bunch of horses and one monkey. At least there's variety." He said.

"That's Frieza in the chair? What a weird way to get around town. Not as weird as Pinkie's contraption..." Rainbow Dash said.

Speaking of whom...

"HEY! YOU BIG MEANIE PANTS!" She yelled, flying up to Frieza in her fucking weird helicopter thingy.

"PINKIE!" Everyone yelled.

"I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU DON'T BE A BULLY WITH ALL THIS CAKE I HAPPENED TO-"

Goten jumped up and pulled her down before she did something stupid.

"What are you doing!?" He asked.

"Fighting Frieza!" Pinkie said.

"You'll die!" Goten said.

Frieza was laughing his ass off.

"You used that unstable contraption to fly up to me? Ohohohoho!" He said.

"What are you and your army doing here, Frieza?" Celestia called.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm here for revenge on two people." Frieza said.

"Gohan and Goten?" Cadence asked.

"No and Yes. Their miserable excuse of a father, Goku and that boy!" Frieza said.

"I don't see that other boy... What was his name... Gohan?" He asked.

"No, but he's coming soon!" Rainbow Dash said. "To kick your flank!" She added.

"I hope he arrives soon...!" Twilight said.

"I don't know how he got so much stronger than last time. It hasn't been that long!" Goten said.

"Gohan's gonna come real soon, okay?" Starlight asked.

"You put so much faith in the boy. On Namek he barely stood a chance against me, but here you think he can beat me? I've grown stronger than that bug Cell exponentially." Frieza said.

'That's not good.' They all thought.

"Since you just need the boy, I'll wait longer for him to show. Ten seconds." Frieza said.

"Ten seconds!? You no good varmit!" Applejack yelled.

Frieza started counting with his fingers.

"That's one. Two.... Three..." He continued.

All the warriors got into some sort of battle pose.

"And eight... Nine... Ten." Frieza said.

"Alright Soldiers, SHOW NO MERCY!" Sorbet commanded.

All the Frieza soldiers flew at the ten fighters!

"Get ready, everypony! This'll be the fight for our lives!" Goten yelled.

Author's Notes:

Damn it, Sunset!

Why is she doing this...?

I think it's pretty obvious.