Author's Notes:

I forgot to mention in the first chapter the size of the Chimeras were around eight feet tall at the top of the goat's head.
So to clarify all the monsters of the forest are big even compared to a human.
Case in point and remember that Fluttershy is five feet tall at the top of her head.

Correction life sucks because just as I entered town I was surrounded by a bunch of ponies in gold armor holding spears and all of them were pointed at me.

And all I could think was. "Now what?"

Standing there I looked around me all of these ponies had the same expression on their faces. One thing I was glad about was they kept their distance leaving an opening of ten feet around me so I wasn't too scared if one of them freaked out.

Thinking I might be able to open some dialog with them I stood straight up raised my right hand forming the Vulcan hand sign taking a deep breath and said what any Sci-fi nut would say.

"Greeting Equestrians I come in peace take me to your leader," I said with the biggest goofiest smile on my face.
(Insert sound of crickets chirping)

"Oh come, guys, I know this is your job and you're doing it exceptionally well, but be realistic don't you think this is a little overkill there's just one of me and twenty of you," I said as I turned to look at all of them.

After a few minutes of this, I started to get a little aggravated." Look, guys, my house is right there and this stuff is starting to get heavy plus I'm getting thirsty so if you're not going to do anything I just, going home," With that, I took a step to my house but the strange thing was the guards moved with me.

I stopped and looked around they were still the same distance away but when I moved they move too. Shrugging my shoulders I started walking and I suspected they stayed the same distance away it was like they were a wall that moves when I moved. To be honest it was kind of funny. Everywhere I moved they did the same thing. Deciding not to push my luck I made my way to the house as expected they parted when we got to the door. Pulling out my keys I unlocked the door and opened it getting ready to walk in I stop and turn around.

"Okay, guys, I know you are doing your job and all but if somepony comes by and want to talk to me. Have them push this button right here it will let me know and thank you for the escort home it was well strange," I said as I showed them the button to the intercom before I shut the door.

Once inside I took off the holster and the Saiga and put them away then I made my way to the kitchen to get me something to drink. Choosing to get something a little stronger I reach in the cabinet above the frig and pulled out a bottle of Makers Mark. Grabbing a glass of the counter I made my way back to the living room and plopped down in my chair pouring a glass of that sweet nectar. And wouldn't you know it right when I was going to take a sip the alarm goes off, someone's at the door I get up be it a little pissed mumbling as I made my way over to the monitor.

"Stupid mother fucker interrupting me while I tried to relax after a hard morning of sex and shooting stuff whoever this is I going to kick them right in the...Oh, I was wondering when they'd show up," I said making my way over to the monitor/intercom to see who it was only to see the very ponies I've been waiting for.

There on the monitor was Luna and I believed Celestia. I gotta tell you something see Luna stood as tall as me but Celestia was tall she had to be between fourteen and sixteen hands tall. And wanting to be called ponies she was built more like an Arabian horse

except for the multicolored mane and tail that move on their own the big fucking wings and the really sharp looking horn on her head.

Placing the bottle and glass back in the kitchen I made my way to the door stopping and grabbing and putting on the shoulder holster once more. I then unlocked the door. Slowly opening the door I peeked out looking around until my eyes fell on the ones I was hoping to see. Twilight, Luna and the girls were standing all together and next to them was Celestia. She stood there looking so regal so noble so, so full of herself, God I haven't even met her yet and I already hate her.
Looking directly at her I bowed to show respect as I did one of the guards moved in reading his spear seeing this I reach for one of my pistols and began drawing it.

Seeing what was about to happen Celestia spoke up. " Lieutenant stand down,"

"But your majesty this creature disrespects both you and Princess Luna by not kneeling before you," He shouts while pointing his spear at me.

"You heard the order Lieutenant stand down now Sir Brian has shown my sister and I respect by bowing to us kneeling is not required," Luna said as she marched over to stand in front of the guard making him cower.
(Mental note never piss-off Luna.)

I turned back to face Celestia I nodded place my pistol back in its holster and putting my hands down by my side.

"Now that we have that out of the way I believe introductions are in order I am Princess Celestia, Diarchy of the Sun and I assume by her actions that you have already met my sister Princess Luna, Diarchy of the Moon," Celestia said gesturing to herself than Luna.

"Yes your highness, we have met although it was in a dream. But, may I ask Princess Luna is this a social call or are you here about that matter we discussed?" I said to Celestia before turning to look at Luna while I wiggled my eyebrows.

For some strange but cute reason, Luna found the ground at her hooves very interesting.

Looking at her I could only think that she was more beautiful in real life than any dream and I honestly couldn't wait to make love to her and truly fuck her brains out.
Shaking that last part out of my head I turned to Celestia."Well, your majesty's if you Twi, Dash, Aj, and the others will follow me we inside we can get comfortable and get to know each other better," I said as I opened the door and gestured for them to enter.

Celestia bowed her head and walked inside followed by Luna and then the others. I laughed when only Rarity, Pinkie, and Dash were the only ones to look at me, the rest just walked in still with a slight blush and Applejack was still mumbling under her breath about something.

Before I closed the door Spike came up to me.

"Hey um, Brian do think it will be all right if the girls come in too?" He said rubbing his hands nervously.

Looking down at him then to the girls who were giving me the cutest puppy dog eyes ever I folded.
Fucking ponies and their cute fucking eyes I hope the other don't do this to me because I know damn well I'll be whipped.

Letting them in I decided to let them watch a movie in another room while the rest of use can talk. At first, they protested until they saw the seventy-two inch TV and the walls full of movies. And I mean walls of movies two of them twenty feet long ten feet high full of DVDs of every type of movie you can think of, except porn that was put some place else. Picking a DVD that I knew all of them would like the Jurassic Park trilogy. I showed Spike how to work the remote and asked him to keep the volume at ten.When the movie started I left the room closing the door behind me and made my way to the others.

"Sir Brian, you were gone for a long time we thought something had happened to you," Luan said as she walked up to me and began rubbing her cheek against mine.

"Yes I am sorry about that but Spike and the girls wanted to come in as well but I figured it was best for them not hear this conversation so they're in another room watching a movie," I said as I placed my hand on Luna's neck as we made our way to our seats.

"Whoa wait, a movie you mean like a film?" Rainbow asked surprised and curious.

"Sort of I'll explain about it later and if there's time maybe we can watch one," I told her which caused her to sit down with a little huff.

"Now, Princess, I believe we have something to discuss," I said turning my attention to Celestia.

"Indeed we do, Now Twilight has already told us of your arrival and I must tell you from what I have learned I believe there is no way to send you back," She said before I raised a hand interrupting her.

"Actually, Princess, I could care less about going back there, to be honest, I know for a fact that I would be safer living in the Everfree Forest than I would back on Earth," I told her which made her normal expression change to shocked one.

"But do you not have family or friends that will miss you?" She asked

"All of my family has been dead for six years and I've lived in this house for five years without any human contact so to answer your question there is no one," I said in an emotionless tone.

They all gasped from hearing what I said and they all had tears in their eyes.

"Please don't be upset I've expected it because it was the only way I could survive," I said smiling trying to get them to see that I was ok.

"You said survive twice, why would you have to survive what dangers plagued you so?" Luna asked as she placed a hoof on my lap.

"You see my family did things that were, ah hell the were criminals even my ancestors they were Pirates, Smuggler, Bootleggers and the most reset Arms Dealers.
But when I was ten I found out and chose to distance myself from them, I left and move in with my maternal grandmother who raised me to be an upstanding citizen. Don't get me wrong but boys will be boys as they say, but I never broke the law in fact because of her I graduated high school at fourteen and went to college.
There I got my degree in engineering and started developing multipurpose vehicles. Then when I was twenty I received a letter and a key from my mom in the letter it just told me to do two things first go to the bank take what was in the safety deposit box and the second thing was to close all my accounts take everything and disappear because she said something bad was going to happen. So I followed the instructions and bought some land far away under a fake name and started a new life. Then I got word that my entire family was killed. I found out that my father was turning state's evidence and that's why they were killed and a hit was put out on me because I was part of that family."

After my tale, I looked around the room all of them had mixed expression sadness, shock, and anger.

Celestia wiped the tears from her eyes before she spoke. "That is heartwrenching to lose your entire family because your father chose to do the right thing."

Seeing all the sadness in the room Luna decided to change the subject. " You told us that you built this house to keep you safe please can you explain for you see the outside looks of wood but to the touch, it is a metal and do forgive me but I struck it with my full strength and it showed no damage at all," She said blushing and lowering her head.

I Stroked her cheek to show her I wasn't mad. "Well that would be the material it's made from a titanium-tungsten alloy one foot thick, in fact, the roofs, exterior walls, as well as the garage and basement floors, are made of it. Put it simply this place is a giant metal box and the alloy makes it virtually indestructible."

Ater that last part all of their jaws hit the floor.

"But what about all the windows?" Asked Twilight.

"Six inches thick bulletproof glass," Was my response after I notice her with a quill and some paper.

"How do you get light in here?" She asked me.

"Solar and wind generators on the roof as well as a water collection system and before you ask it there are panels on the roof that collect the sun's rays and they are turned to electricity," I said looking smug at her which made her puff out her cheeks.

"You spoke of this garage what would that be?" Luna asked turning to face me.

"It's that part of the house with the big door you saw before we came inside well in there are vehicles I can use to travel in and lucky for me all of them are designed to work on and offroad," I said which peaked Twilight's interest.

I looked at her a little confused.

"Oh, I did tell you that I ventured to the human world before," Which I nodded. " Well they had vehicles there also but I was unable to examine then due to the short time I had there." She explained with enthusiasm at first changing to disappointment.

"Well, I do have all the semantic to them and plenty of spare parts maybe, later on, I can let you look at them," I said receiving a squee then a kiss and multiple thank yous.

Twilight realized what she was doing and quickly returned to her seat blushing while the others giggled. Which made Rainbow Dash just roll her eyes and muttered egghead.

Celestia cleared her throat making the room become silent. "What you have told us is very informative and we thank but now I must ask you something very important," She said looking sternly at me waiting for my answer.

"You want to know if I mean any harm to your ponies," I said to which she nodded. " The answer is yes I will but only if they try to harm me, my friends or my loved ones. I will try a peaceful approach but if that fails I will use force and if that does not deter them then I will use lethal force. I believe I proved that earlier with those two Chimeras," I said with true conviction.

Celestia sat there silent as did all of them after what I said.

" Thank you for being honest with your answer and with that, I would like to formally welcome our newest citizen to Equestria Brian the human," She said which made all seven of the others jump up and proceed to bury me in my first pony pile.

"Thank you, your majesty," I said.

"Please call me Celestia we are friends after all," She answered back.

"Yes and you must call me Luna," The beautiful moon princess said.

Pulling her it to a kiss I asked. "Can I not call you Lulu instead?" To which she just nodded.

I was finally happy for two reasons first I now had not just friends but lovers and two I finally got to kiss Applejack and Rainbow Dash.

"This has been a very informative day but I believe we must return to Canterlot there is still a lot to be done," Celestia said as she rose from her seat.

Hearing this caused Luna, to whine and then look at her sister with those dreaded puppy dog eyes she even added a lower lip quiver.

Shaking her head Celestia gave in. "Very well sister I will see you back at the castle later just remember to lower the moon when it is time," She said as she lit up her horn and in a flash, she was gone.

Looking at all the girls I was thinking of something we could do to pass the time and no sex was not one of them you sick perverts. Then it hit me they never seen the place well not all of it.

"Hey, ladies while you're here how about I show you around the place?" To which I received some nods, hoof claps, and a squee from Luna and Twilight this time.

We started our tour in the kitchen where Pinkie went full blown hyper running around checking out everything. I'm still want to know how she climbed into the oven and came out of the fridge. Seriously her butt was sticking out of the oven and her top half was sticking out of the fridge and they were on opposite sides of the room. It was quickly resolved when Applejack closed the oven door making Pinkie walk out of the fridge. Deciding it was best to move along I showed the rest of the house from the dining room the downstairs restroom to the library which took the combined effort of all of us to pull Twilight out of the room. She just kept repeating, books and precious knowledge over and over again.

Rainbow Dash grabbed hold of her shoulders shaking her while yelling. "Come on snap out of it Egghead the big guy promised to let you come back and read some other time."

This snapped her out of her trance. Blushing she tried to apologize but a kiss from me stopped her.

"You don't need to apologize for who you are," I told her after the kiss. " So shall we continue with the tour?"

Stopping in front a door I turn to look at them with a smile. " Now behind this door are wonders that no pony could possibly dream of," With that said I knocked to receive a yeah from the otherside before I opened the door reviling my entertainment room.
As we entered the room I noticed Spike standing in front of the DVD player ready to put in another movie while the girls sat on the couch.

"Hey, guys whatcha you doing did you watch all three movies already?" I asked thinking that we couldn't have spent six hours talking.

"No, we just didn't like the second one so we were going to watch a different movie that's all," Sweetie said fidgeting in her seat.

"Yeah, it's not like you were scared of those viloso, viloosa,"

" Velociraptors" Scoots started to say before Apple Bloom corrected her.

"Yeah, those things," the young Pegasus said with a smile to only have Sweetie stick her tongue at her.

But Sweetie kept fidgeting so I asked the most obvious question. "Um, Sweetie do you have to use the (choosing my words carefully) powder room?"

She nods quickly.

"Rarity could you show your sister and the others the facilities," Luan ask my marshmallow mare.

"Absolutely come along darlings this way," She said turning around to walk down the hall only to be followed by three very happy looking young mares.

"Pry tell what is in this room dear, Brian?" Luna asked as she and the others walked around the room eyeing everything.

"Just the entertainment room this is where I can watch movies, play video games and just wind down," I said which caught all of their attention encluding Rarity's who just returned with three very relieved looking young mares.

I proceeded to tell them of the different generes like action, comedy, romance, Documentaries and with that, I looked at Twi and told her not now which made her plop on the floor and pout.
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Then I told them about the different types of games and I had to say the same thing to Luna who did pretty much the same thing as Twi but more pleading than pouting.
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I laughed and had to turn away before their cuteness made me change my mind.
We carried on with the tour with the last four joining us I showed them the rest of the downstairs and the door to the basement which I said only had food supplies and where the power generators and batteries were. After that, I showed them the garage now here is where Rainbow Dash squeed when she saw what I had. She would move from one to another 'squeeing' loader each time. I even let them sit inside of them. And I have to say this for hooves they could grip and turn the stirring wheel with no problem it was as if they were doing it with hands.

"I have an idea how about I teach all of you how to drive these that way if there,s any trouble and I'm unable to do it you can that includes you four as well," I say as I point to Spike, Sweetie, AB, and Scoots only to receive another group hug thank yous and kisses from eight of the twelve.
"I should do things like this more often if I get rewards like that," I said as I looked at my watch. "Well it's only four in the afternoon what should we do now, I showed you every room except upstairs and all that there are four empty room another bathroom and the master bedroom and bath."

"Oh, darling why not show us that?" Rarity asks in a sultry tone while batting her eyes.

Rarity my luscious marshmallow I would love to but there are two problems with that, the first being our four younger guests and you should now all good things come to those who wait," I said cupping her chin to look at me.

Stepping back I looked around mentally counting ok one pony is missing.

" Um, girls do any of you know where Pinkie went?" I asked as I turned around looking only to be stopped by a hoof on my shoulder.

Turning to see Twilight with a piece of paper in her magic." I think this is for you, it was taped to your back,"

Taking the folded up paper from her I opened it and began to read.

"So what's it say, come on let's hear it," Rainbow Dash yelled while I stood there with a smile on my face.

The others seemed to be getting as important as rainbow was.
I turned the paper around so everypony could read it

It says go directly to Sugarcube Corner, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred bits.

Loves and cupcakes Pinkie

PS bring your appetites

PPS Leave the guns at home.

"What's this about?" I asked.

"Pinkie must have gone to get your welcome party started and I guess she want's us to show up," Twilight said as she read the note.

Looking at the others a grin formed on my face. "Well if we're going to aPinkie Pie Party we might as well show up in style," I said as I pointed to theSUV behind them.
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A collective ooooh caused me to laugh ushering everypony in I had Twilight sit next to me and Luna by the window everypony and Dragon else took up the back seats. I laugh again when I started up the SUV the roar of the engine made them all jump. Applejack asked me if I had a manticore under the hood cause that's what the engine sounded like when I revved it up.

"These seats are quite comfortable and the roar of the what was it oh yes the motor is exhilarating but I fail to see how we will be able to go to the party with no exit," Luna asked to which I reach up and push a button a second later there was a noise and the wall in front of us began to rise.

A moment later we had a clear view of outside. I put it in gear and we began to move till I hit the breaks. Turning to Twi and Luna I smiled." Um, I don't know where to go so directions would be helpful," I said sheepishly.

Luna giggled into her hoof and Twilight just rolled her eyes then there was a flash of light after my eyesight came back floating in front of me was a map of the town.
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"Now We are here and Sugarcube Coner is right here so I suggest we take this route it will be the quickest," Twilight said using her horn like a laser pointer.

Looking at the directions she showed I noticed something that bothered me narrow roads and too many homes. "Twi what if we take this route it will have less to no fo.. hoof traffic plus I can take this baby off road," I said showing an alternate route to which she nodded and I got an oh yeah, from Rainbow, AJ, and the younger ones while an 'eep' and an 'oh dear' came from Rarity and Fluttershy.

Before leaving I pushed the button closing the garage door. Turning left I revved up the engine before putting it in gear and punching it we were off. We made, good time even if we made an unscheduled stop at Sweetapple Acres to pick up Granny Smith. And I'll say this about that old mare she can be dead honest when she want's to be.
Quote the old green mare. " Yur a tall one ain'tcha well ifin your goin ta court this here gal I approve I also speck ta have lots of great grandkids beforin' I pass on yall hear."

Her words mind you and as for what happened, I had to help her into the SUV because Applejack was frozen with shock and embarrassment picture her as red as the three apples on her flank. After helping granny I picked up AJ bridal style and put her in the backseat with a mixture of giggles and jealous huffs. Getting back in myself I gunned it to get to the party. Pulling up in front of Sugarcube Corner caught the attention of ponies that were just arriving as well. Stopping and turning off the motor I stepped out and opened the other doors to help out the others. Upon seeing the two Princesses and the other bearers of the elements step out of this large loud black metal cart their looks changed from fear to just surprise and curiosity.

Rainbow Dash pulled me over to the side where Her AJ and Spike had serious looks on their faces. "Big Guy you got to teach us how to drive that was so awesome," She said hovering in my face.
I looked at the others they nodded in agreement.

"Okay I'll teach all of you," I said making Rainbow do a somersault in the air. "But I need to talk to Spike real quick so if you girls wouldn't mind," Saying this I ushered Spike to follow me to the side of the building away from everypony.

"So what do you want to talk to me about?" He asked when I stopped a good distance away from the others.

"Well I was wondering if you would like me to teach you gun safety after what I saw earlier I think you might need it that is until you grow a little bigger," I said which made his eyes grow big from surprise.

"You mean like that thing you used to kill the Chimeras," Spike said a little too loud gaining the attention of some of the others.

"Shhhh yes like that but we'll start off with something small like a 22 pistol and rifle then move up from there," I said.

"But why are you doing this why teach me?" He asked

"Well, to be honest, I think it would be a good idea if someone else knew how to use them if something happens to me or I'm someplace else and from some of the stories the girls told me this town is a magnet for weird stuff and monster attacks does that answer you question," I asked him to which he nodded.

After we fist bumped we made our way to the door where the others were waiting.

"And what were you two talking about?" Luna asked to which Spike and I both answered guy stuff and left it at that.

Making our way to the doors I pushed them open only to be greeted by a loud SURPRIESE from Pinkie and a room full of ponies.

"So did ya like it did y a did ya?" Pinkie asked me bouncing around till I grabbed her in a hug and kissed her.

"Yes, I love it thank you and Thank all of you for coming," I said to her and yelled to the other ponies.

I was greeted by a number of ponies that I'm afraid I have to meet again to learn their names. Making my way around the place Applejack called me over to meet some ponies.

"Brian I'd like Y'all to meet my brother Big Mac and theses two mares are his herd mate this Cheerilee and Marble Pie Apple," She said as I shook the hoof of each one.

Looking I could see Big Mac lived up to his name being about 6 inches taller than me with red fur and an orange mane and tail. He wore a large wooden yolk around his neck and the guy had visible muscles.http://img14.deviantart.net/7889/i/2011/151/d/0/eeeyup_by_shelltoontv-d3hqayq.png
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While the other was a magenta with a two tone pink mane and tail with three smiling flowers for her mark.
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We stood there for what seemed like hours in silence.

"Sooo your Applejacks brother?"

"Eeyup"

"And these two lucky mares Are your herd mates?"

"Eeyup"

"Not very talkative are you?"

"Eenope"

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"You want to go get a drink?"

"Sure"

"Ladies it was a pleasure meeting you and I hope we see each other soon but If you don't mind I like to borrow your stallion for a little bit," I said bowing to them and ushering Mac over to the makeshift bar.

As we stood there drinking Mac said what you'd expect a brother would say. If I hurt his little sister in any way I'd regret it. Actually, he threating to buck me so hard I'd wind up back where I came from.

Agreeing with him I excused myself and attempted to find the girls only to run into Celestia.

Greetings Brian, it is so nice to see you again allow me to introduce my husband Discord and our children Illusion and Eris," Celestia said gesturing to the two figures standing next to her.

I was about to say something until I felt some weight on my head and then a face came into view. It giggled at first then it floated off of me to hovered there.

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My attention was brought back to the others by a strong male voice sounding a lot like John de Lancie.Looking at the two One stood on two mismatched legs and his arms were also different the guy looked like something Dr. Frankistien would have made if he was drunk off his ass. The son and daughter looked simi symmetrical.https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/85/91/88/859188655487b25a0382ff8e351fd40d.pnghttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6f/ba/1b/6fba1b6adb1baeaabab31f3bfd4792cd.jpg

"It is a pleasure to finally meet you my Celly has told me all about you and I must say for being the Lord of Chaos you human are giving me a run for my bits as it were," He said vigorously shaking my hand only yo pull me close to whisper in my ear. I know what your intention are and I'll just say this if you hurt Luna or Fluttershy I will make your life a living hell got me, bucko."

Before I could react Celestia stepped in. "Now dear, he has no intention of harming any of the girls, in fact, I believe he would rather die than hurt them am I correct in that assumption, Brian?"Celestia asked to which I nodded.

I finally got to meet their son Illusion and I have to say this for the son of chaos he acted more like his mother. Not so much with Eris when she heard about me and her Aunt Luna she decided to start calling me Uncle Brian. To be honest I had no problem with it because I never got to know any of my brothers or sisters kids back on Earth.

I continued to talk with them until I was surrounded by a dark blue energy and was picked up. Floating through the air I saw my destination Luna was bringing me over to her and the girls. I was plopped down at a table with all the girls sitting, around it including Zecora.

Looking around to all ten faces I smiled. "So ladies what's up?"

"We thought that you might like to spend some time with us is all," Rainbow said trying to look like she really doesn't care.

"Oh, come now darling you were the one to ask Luna to bring him over here in the first place," Rarity said making Rainbow blush and try not to make eye contact with me.

"It's okay Dashie I wanted to spend time with all of you anyways," I said causing her to blush more from the Dashie part.

So for the next few hours, we spent it getting to know each other more of me knowing the girls than anything. I found out about their adventures. Like Lunas first NightMare Night, Fluttershy making a dragon cry, to finding out there was a rulebook for the ultimate goof off, who knew. But during this whole time, all of us were becoming very inebriated or in normal man's talk drunk off our collective plots. I know we did some things at the party that was fun like dancing and I think I sang a song or two.but after that it started to get fuzzy. As the morning was coming due to the sun shining right into my face I tried to roll over but for some reason, I was stuck not stuck but pinned I had a warm body on either side of me and one more lying on top. Lifting my head as it was the only part of me that could move. I looked to see who was in my bed or at least I hope it was my bed. Let's see eggshell white and lamp on nightstand yep my room my bed. Now, who is in bed with me. Looking around I saw a plethora of colors. I could have stayed there all day but nature was calling. so with a heavy heart, I tried to move only to wake everypony else up with a collective groan. I knew I was not going to be stuck there for long I hoped anyways. as everyone started to move I counted eight yep all of them were here.

"Zowie Wowie Powie my head as an owie and so does my tushie," Pinkie said getting up from the bed with a shit eating grin.

"You're not the only one darling," Rarity said as she looked at me rubbing her flank.

"Okay, why don't we all agree that Brian pounded our plots and end it there," Twilight said as she too rubbed her tush.

"Yeah sure but I remember the big guy was getting really antsy when our bellies were getting big from all that batter he was putting in there," Rainbow smirked. "I think some pony has a preggo fetish," She said laughing at the last part.

I looked at her with a straight face and determination in my voice. "So what if I liked seeing your bellies big and round picturing them full of my Foals and wanting to do it for real I don't see a problem with that."

After I said that all eyes were turned on to me.

"So what you said last night was true?" Luna asked moving closer to me. "That you loved all of us and wanted to form a herd and get married and start a family?"

"Yes I did," I said smiling at all eight of them." I don't know why I never believed in love at first site until I met all of you. I told you of my past of my family and you excepted me showed me more compassion than I ever had in my life." I said as I dropped down to one knee." I know I don't deserve any of you but I ask you here and now will all of you except me and become my herd, my wives?"

Luna walked up to me placing her hoof on my shoulder looking around at the others each giving her a silent answer she smiled at me. "Yes we will but I believe it would be best if we got to know each other better so I say we wait to go any further until the heat and then after will let all of Equestria know of our intentions," She said and again all the girls nodded in agreement.

"YES" I yelled before composing myself.
"I mean thank you all of you now I think it would be best if we got cleaned up and went downstairs for some breakfast," I said as I looked to see all the girls had already left to the bathrooms. Shrugging my shoulders I walk into the master bath only to see Rarity Twilight Zecora and Luna in there. I walk over to the urinal since the toilet was occupied only to be stopped by Rarity.

"Darling we ladies need our privacy so you will have to wait," She said a little shocked that I came in there.

I leaned down and kissed her on the lips and smiled." My lovely Marshmallow I have already seen your plots and Marebits so you on the toilet won't bother me a bit plus I really have to go," With that, I used the urinal then went over and washed my hands and left without a second thought.

Getting off the toilet and heading to the sink Rarity stopped and look at the others. "What manner of Stallion did we choose to be with?" She asked to get a different answer from each of them and herself.

"Brave"

"Compassionate"

"Strong"

"Wise"

" The best there is," They all said together making them laugh.

Making my way downstairs I walked into the kitchen only to see Applejack looking around the cupboards.

Coughing to get her attention I walk up and lift her front hooves over my shoulders to bring her to my height wrapping my arms around her I kissed her lips making her moan.

"Now what are you doing as I recall all of you are guest which means I'm making breakfast so no arguing but I will let you help if you ask nicely," I said only to get a quick peck on the lips, smiling I looked at her. "That'll do so what are we making."

"I was fixing to make some apple pancakes but I can't find any apples," She said looking left and right.

Oh sorry but my apple tree didn't make the trip but I do have dehydrated apples those will work," I said as I reached into the cabinet and pulled out an airtight bag with apple pieces in it. cutting the bag open I reach into it and pulled out a piece handing it to her. Taking it in her hoof Applejack smelled it before putting the piece in her mouth after the first bite her eyes went wide.

"Hoo-wee, sugarcube these here apples are as sweet as them Zap Apples we get on the farm," She said taking the bag from me to put it into the bowl she had for the pancake mix.

While she worked on that I decided to get the griddle ready as well as get some other things for us to eat. Just in time too as everyone else made their way to the dining room to get ready for breakfast.

What a trooper Applejack knew how many pancakes were needed to fill everyponies stomach I let her run that job while I got everything else to the table then I finally brought in the large platter and set it in the center of the table.

Before we dug in Luna spoke up." Before we continue we must choose who will be the lead mare and who is second," She said looking at the others." I choose Twilight and Zecora in that order do I hear an objection? Then so be it, congratulations you two please treat us all with love equally." She said as all the other nodded the heads.

Twilight blushed and Zecora nodded to what was said. I, on the other hand, was confused and I started it. "What do you mean Lead mare and second?"

"Well, when a group of mares finds a stallion they like they form a herd and they choose a lead and second. These two are in charge of everything dealing with the herd making sure all the mares are treated equally and have time with the stallion. When there are Foals they make sure they are all cared for in fact a Foal is treated as if all the mares are its mother.But the lead and second can also choose to allow others to join or they can remove a member if they deem it." Twilight said surprisingly in one breath.

"So the Lead Mare and Second are in charge of everything but what does the stallion do?" I asked.

"The stallions job is to protect his herd as it is the herd's job to protect him.To give and receive pleasure, to help raise the young. And if the stallion finds another mare he likes he can ask if the lead and second will allow her in but if they refuse she will be only seen as a concubine does that help you?" Luna asked after that somewhat strange explanation.

I sat there looking at all of the girls thinking about what I was just told and one thought popped into my head "What the hell am I doing here?" only to be pushed aside by the thought of starting a family of my own to teach them the values I was taught by my grandmother. Shrugging I looked over to Rainbow Dash and asked her to pass the butter.

During breakfast, the girls decided that I should spend time with each of them before the heat came in thirty days.I agreed but I told them I would like to spend some time with Spike as well for guy stuff. they reluctantly agree.

Standing up I raised my glass." Ladies I would like to say something important.
I know it's going to be hard nothing in life is ever easy.
But I will never back down, I will never give up, I will keep moving forward to a bright future.
I don't know what the future will bring but I do know I'm not afraid because I'm not alone."

After that, all of the girls made their way over to me for a big group hug.

So here I am a human in Equestria and in thirty days I will officially start a herd with eight of the most beautiful mares ever.
I am one lucky son of a bitch.