This is total BullShit I finally get my dream home built the way I wanted. And after some freak ass tornado, I wind up in la la land with mutant talking horse things. I don't get it

My house looked similar in design but the garage was large enough to hold an RV and three big vehicles.

https://598d5fcf392acad97538-395e64798090ee0a3a571e8c148d44f2.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/14944507_be-prepared-zombie-proof-mobile-home-up_70831098_m.jpg?bg=676E6D
https://2e0a24317f4a9294563f-26c3b154822345d9dde0204930c49e9c.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/13315996_this-zombie-proof-defender-is-one-of-the_t39b8b46d.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8c/6e/c7/8c6ec74e288e9ed8b3ea08cdcab35fc2.jpg
https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1255156/size/tmg-facebook_social.jpg

I forgot to mention something about myself, you see because of my line of work and families history I was well off financially. But enough about that let's get back to the story.

Sitting down aginst the door I just shook my head saying over and over. "Nope nope nope this isn't happening I'm dead, this is a dream there's no way I just saw a bunch of talking freak horse things."

My rambling was cut short at the sound of knocking at my door and a voice of a young lady speaking to me.

"Um, excuse me I'm sorry about my friend she gets really excited when she meets somepony new." The voice said on the other side of the door. " Please we mean you no harm so could you open the door so we can speak to you?"

Hearing this I gather up my courage and stand up turning to look at the door I begin to reach for the locks but stop deciding first to look through the security vent. Opening it slowly I look out to see the same six figures still standing there well five were standing the pink one was bouncing in place like it had, way to much sugar.

"Okay we can talk but I'll be keeping a weapon on me until I feel comfortable about all this and you deal?" I asked waiting for them to reply.

After a few tense seconds, the same voice answered. " That will be fine but remember that we mean you no harm and I ask that you do the same."

Hearing this I calmed down going over to the side of the door I opened a hidden compartment inside was a shoulder harness holding two Desert Eagle 50 cal. pistols. Putting it on I returned to the door after unlocking all the locks

I slowly opened the door. Stepping out I look once again at the seven figures wait wasn't there six of them before oh there's a little purple thing standing there must have missed it the first time.

Looking at them I cleared my throat to speak. " Um, Hello It's nice to meet all of you, my name is Brian and I'm sorry for the way I acted earlier it's just your friend kind of took me by surprise."

With a warm smile, one of the horse things stepped forward looking at it I could see it had violet fur and its mane was mostly a dark purple and pink strip. What caught my eye was it had a horn and wings what was this thing a winged unicorn.

"Greetings Brian my name I Twilight Sparkle Princess of Friendship and I would like to formally welcome you to Ponyville and Equestria," The one now known as Twilight said as she extended her hoof to me.

Confused at first of her actions I then realized that she wanted to shake hands or hooves. So I reached out my hand and gently to her hoof and shook it smiling as I did.I was glad that I didn't have to bend down too much noticing that she stood five feet tall not counting her horn with that she was five eight maybe ten.
Then the realization hit me she said she was a princess, I just slammed my door on a princess and now I'm carrying two very powerful not to mention lethal weapons while I shake hands hooves with a princess. Pulling my hand away I take a few steps back this caused Twilight to look at me with concern. But all I could think about was what I did and the punishment I was going to receive.

One of the others spoke up at seeing my panicked state. "Ah, Twi I think somethings wrong with the fella he's acting like you did that day ya kinda went stir crazy.

While this was going on all I could do was shake my head and think of the worst possible scenarios." What have I done they're going to lock me in a dungeon or worse execute me."

I didn't snap out of it until I felt something touch my leg. Looking down I saw the princess with her hoof on my leg smiling up at me.

"It's alright Brian you didn't do anything wrong you were just frightened that's all everything is alright," She said in a reassuring voice.

Taking a deep breath I began to calm myself after that I nodded my head to let her know I was better.

Stepping back to her friends Twilight smiled once more."Now that little misunderstanding is out of the way how about I introduce you to my friends." Starting from her left she said each of their names as they greeted me themselves.

"This is Applejack"

"Howdy there sugacube"

"This is Rarity"
"It is a pleasure to meet you darling"

"This is Rainbow Dash"
"Fastest flyer in Equestria and member of the Wonderbolt reserves big guy"
Note to self, find out what the Wonderbolts are.

"You've already sort of met Pinkie Pie"

"DoyoulikepartiesdoyoulikecakedoyoupartieswithcakeohnoIhavetothrowyouawelcometoPonyvilleparty." And with that, she was gone leaving behind a dust cloud shape behind.

I was about to say something when Rainbow Dash just shook her head. " It's best not to ask you'll keep your sanity longer."

Clearing her throat Twilight continued the introductions." And this is Fluttershy"

Hearing her name the butter yellow one made an 'eep' sound before hiding behind her mane.

Twilight walked over to the last one a small purple lizard thing placing her hoof on its shoulder. "And this is my little brother and number one assistant Spike the Dragon."

After hearing what she just said I stood there just looking at the little guy named Spike before I spoke." You're a dragon?" I asked him to which he just nodded. "Dude that is so awesome."

Hearing this Spike smiled and puffed out his chest with pride. "Yeah, thanks it is pretty cool."

Bending down to the little guy since he only stood just under three feet I fist bumped him to show that we were cool.

When all of the introductions were done I decided to invite them into my home as a show of goodwill and trust.

Showing them in I turned to shut the door and was about to lock it but stopped thinking that it would cause them to not trust me. I did remove the harness and return it to it's hiding place.

Having them follow me we went through the main hall and ended up in my living room. Gesturing them to have a seat on the couch and chairs I left for a moment only to return with a tray of cups, bottles of pop and water and some snacks.( Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Pringles, Doritos don't judge that's all I could grab on short notice) I placed it on the coffee table before I took a seat in one of the chairs. It was Spike who passed out the drinks and snacks to everyone.

Looking around at all of them I decided to speak up first. "So I think we all can agree that there are some questions that need to be answered so I say we take turns does that sound reasonable?"

All seven of them nodded, wait when did the pink one get back here? Shaking it off I pointed to Twilight.

Nodding her head Twilight cleared her throat. "Okay we already know that you are a human because of reasons I can't tell you at this moment, but I would like to know how did you get here?"

Well, to be honest, I don't really know I was inside this morning when an F5 tornado appeared out of nowhere and picked up my house and then I found myself here I don't know because by all logic I should be dead," I said scratching my chin.

After that, I pointed to Rainbow Dash who seemed to be waving her hoof." Ah yeah, I got a question whats up with this house it's like a fortress or something?"

"Well there are many reasons doomsday prepping possible zombie outbreak but the main reason is so very bad men wanted me dead," I said as calmly as you would talk about the weather.

"Oh my, why would somepony want to harm you?" Fluttershy asked in a soft be concerned voice.

"Let's just say it wasn't my fault but my families you see throughout my families history none of them were on the side of the law until I came into the picture I'm the black sheep," I said hoping that what I told them didn't hurt anything.

"What's wrong with black sheep their so soft and cuddly?" Pinkie called out in surprise.

"No Pinkie what he means is that he was an outcast, shunned by his family," Twilight said looking from me to her hyper pink friend.

Nodding my head in agreement I raised my head and looked at all of them." But after all of my family passed away even though they didn't like my choice of life I still received a very large inheritance. So I took that dirty money and used it to help those in need but doing that made me a target for all those low lives that were involved with my family." I said lowering my head hoping that they would still consider being my friends and not shunning me for the mistakes of my family. Just then I felt multiple bodies surround. Looking up I saw all seven of them hugging me with tears in their eyes.

"Don't worry Big Guy we no going to blame you for what your family did," Rainbow Dash said as she hovered over my back hugging me.

" You can't choose who your family is but you can choose who you want to be,"Fluttershy said as she nuzzled my cheek.

After that emotional moment, I smiled at all of them. "Thank you, girls and guy, I really appreciate that but enough sad stuff lets get back to getting to know each other."

And we did just that for the next five hours they learned everything about me and I learned everything about them like they were called ponies and there are three main types Unicorns, Pegasus, and Earth Ponies. But when I asked Twilight about herself she told me she was a Unicorn but after a little thing with a spell, she became an Alicorn. Then she told me there were five of them Princess Celestia and her sister Princess Luna who rule Equestria and move the sun and the moon.
I almost shit a gold brick when she told me about those two and that all Alicorns are royalty.
Then there was her sister in law Princess Cadance and her niece Flurry Heart who rule the Crystal Empire.
That was all interesting but when I learned about the others I couldn't control my smiling at how their lives were so wonderful.
Applejack how she ran Sweetapple Acres as she put it the best apple orchard in all of Equestria.
Rarity who was a fashionista and not only ran her own business here in Ponyville but had two more stores one in Canterlot and Manehatten. Going to take a while to get used to these ponyisms I think that's a word.
Fluttershy how she takes care of animals no matter if their wild or someponies pet.
Hey, I said a ponyism yay me.
Rainbow Dash is the captain of the Ponyville Weather Team and a member of the Wonderbolts.
Okay, look into how a group of Pegasus controls the weather. I can see a Unicorn doing magic with horn and all but, you know what I figure it out later.
And Pinkie Pie who was the best Party Planning Pony in town actually she was the only party planning pony in town and she worked at a place called Sugarcube Corner.
Then last but not least was Spike he was Twilights Number One Assistant and that she hatched him from an egg.
So not only are they brother and sister but technically Twilight is his mom.
Rainbow blurted out that he used to have a big crush on Rarity for a long time but knew it would never happen so he gave up. But there was a silver lining Rarity's little sister Sweetie Belle really like him so they started to date. Then he found out that Applejack sister Apple Bloom and their friend Scootaloo, Rainbow's adopted little sister ( Read Best Adopted Filly by FictionFreek) really like him too so now he's dating all three.

I had to ask how it was possible for him to date all three fillies. Twilight explained that due to the mare to stallion ratio of ten to one most ponies practiced what was called Herding where a stallion would take multiple mares as is mates with one of them being lead mare.
This information might come in handy in the future if I ever decide to start dating.
I also found out the three fillies were now considered mares since they had their first estrus cycle they are adults and Spike was actually sixteen. which is the legal age of consent. But they all promised to be careful and use protection when as Rainbow Dash so elegantly said bucking their brains out.

Everyone laughed at that except for Spike, Fluttershy, and Rarity who were all blushing heavily.

As our time came to an end everyone decided it was time to return to their own homes. Because tomorrow was when Pinkie said she was going to throw me a welcome to Ponyville party. Before they all left I wanted to give them each a parting gift as a way of thanking the for expecting a stranger like as a friend.
For Rarity a few fashion magazines I had.
Spike some of my old comics.
Fluttershy A picture of a giant panda and her cub in the wild.
Rainbow Dash something from one of my only noncriminal family members a Tuskegee Airmen flight jacket.
For Applejack a dozen Arkansas Black apples to use for eating and planting the seeds.
Pinkie I gave cookbook with one hundred thousand recipes. Needless to say, she gave me a bone crushing hug.
As for Twilight, I gave her something I just knew an adorkable nerd like her would love. And I figured I wouldn't need anymore since I'm here, my complete collection of Encyclopedia Britannica 2015 edition. Let's just say Pinkie just hugged me but Twilight thanked me over and over plus she also kissed me multiple times and not on the cheek.
Everyone especially Rainbow Dash laughed at us making us both blush bright red but I did surprise them when I stroked Twilights cheek thanking her for thanking me that way.
But like I said it was time for them to head to their homes, we said our goodbyes and I watched as they disappeared into the town that I now considered mine. Closing the front door and out of habit I locked it and started to turn on the security system but instead of lethal I switched it to passive. Making my way back to the living room I started to clean up when a random thought hit me. If I'm going to be stuck in this world forever I might as well get used to the idea of having sex with a pony or any of the other sentient species that live here. After I cleaned up the mess I decided to take a shower and call it a day. As I laid in bed my thoughts turned to the girls. I know I just met them but there's something about them I can't get out of my mind. I don't know what it could be their eyes, the way they talked, their smell, boy did they smell good, their bodies. I mean I know I haven't been with a woman for five years but I just met them and God I just want to take each one and touch every part of their bodies, stroke their horns, fluff and preen their wings, lift their tails and shove my... No bad brain stop thinking sexy thoughts. Come on think of something else old nuns, really old nuns, Nacy Pelosi yep that did it.

"Now I only going to tell you once neither of you, are going to do anything while am asleep got it," I said to my brain and another part of my anatomy.

With that, I closed my eyes and let sleep take hold. Most of the time I'm a lucid dreamer but for some reason, tonight's dream was random and unfocused.

Dream Sequence

I'm walking in a field of wildflowers the sky is a clear blue and the sun is shining down. As I continue to walk I get the feeling of being watched looking around I see nothing but the feeling stays with me. Then all of a sudden I begin to hear something It starts out low but it gains volume It's giggling. What I hear is the giggling of not one but multiple girls. Then I hear something else a voice calling my name. I look around for the owner of the voice and see no one. But then I turn to my left is my front door, not my house just the door. from the other side, I can hear the giggling and now more than one voice calling my name. Opening the door I am now inside my house and I still hear the giggling and the voices calling to me.

"Oh, Brian"
giggling
"Brian come find us"
giggling
"This way''
giggling
We're waiting for you"
giggling
"Come find us"
giggling
"Let's have some fun"
giggling

I finally make it to my bedroom door and stop I'm still hearing the voices calling to me. I know I can control my dreams I try to make everything disappear but there's a greater force a work preventing me from taking control and I still have the feeling of being watched. I swallow a lump in my throat as I reach for the door handle. Slowly I begin to open the door but at the same time, I close my eyes. Once I know the door is fully open I blindly step into my bedroom.There I hear the giggling and multiple voices call my name at once. Not wanting to open my eyes but the sounds of purring and moaning cause me to go aginst my better judgment. Opening them I was met with a sight that brought forth only one reaction.
http://img01.deviantart.net/56b7/i/2011/354/a/8/friendship_is_wet_by_suirobo-d4jn4f2.png
"OH COME ON!!!! This is totally not fair," I yelled at the top of my lungs. There before me were all six girls laying on my bed looking so damn sexy. As I cursed whoever was doing this I caught the sound of muffled laughter. Now I knew there was someone else here. Lookin to the ceiling I spoke loud and clear.

"I know your there I heard you laugh so you might as well show yourself," I waited for a reply but got nothing.

Getting aggravated I realized that I was still in control but I could not remove something from this dream but I could bring something in.

So your not going to show yourself in this dream maybe you'll show up in a nightmare," And with that said I concentrated and brought forth the worst nightmare I ever had growing up. After a few minutes of the screams, blood, and bodies a voice was heard.

"Enough of this what manner of creature would have dreams, such as these." With that said a flash of light that nearly blinded me appeared. After it dissipated there stood an Alicorn and all the nightmarish visions were gone.

This one was as tall as me minus it's horn It had dark blue fur and it's mane and tail looked as though they were made from the stars themselves and they moved in a nonexisting wind.

Looking at her, and I know it was a, her because Twilight told me there are only five Alicorn princesses. And judging by the moon plastered on her butt I can definitely say that she was not the one named Celestia.

So slightly bowing I greeted her. "Hello Princess Luna it is a pleasure to meet you, but please do tell why have you graced this lonely humans dreams and furthermore what's with the mares on the bed?" I said to her then gestured behind me with a thumb.

"Greetings Brian the human, It is a pleasure to meet you as well and to answer your questions being the Princess of the night I am charged with protecting my subjects not only those awake but in their dreams as well. And the second question you asked I sensed of an image deep within your mind of my friends and wished to see if you held any dark intentions to them." She said as her attention was turned to the six mares giggling as they posed on the bed in very erotic fashions.

"Okay there are two very good reasons for that first off I've been here and have known the girls for less than one day and this is what I start thinking about," I say trying to not look at the display before me." And for the second reason that happens to be very personal and I rather not talk about it thank you very much."

"Oh please whatever it is there is no need to be bashful about it come now be a stallion and tell you night princess," She said but hearing the word stallion caused me to flinch and Luna caught on when she saw it." I see I did not know humans were um how should I put it humans do not hold to stallion standards."

"Yeah well, don't get me wrong with a human female I don't have a problem with it but we're talking about ponies and other females here and I haven't been with someone or somepony for a little over five years so you can see my apprehension," I said trying not to look embarrassed.

Throwing her head back and laughing Luna caught me off guard. "My dear human five years is nothing try being trapped in the moon for a thousand years without physical contact I have not yet fully scratched that itch if you know what I mean."

Hearing that my jaw almost hit the floor a thousand years without sex that was just torture.

"Now I believe I know of a solution to your should we say small problem within the Everfree forest there lives a zebra by the name of Zecora she is a shaman and master of potions go to her I know she will be able to help you and after that come see me in the waking world there we can get to know one another a little more intimately," She said with a sultry tone on the last part.

With that she began to fade away seconds later I was awakened by my alarm going off.
Opening my eyes I looked around the room to see everything was back to normal. Getting up I stretched popping joints with some much-needed relief after which I made my way to the bathroom to take care of my normal routine SSandS shit shower and shave.
I then made my way to the kitchen to get something to eat all the while remembering the conversation Luna and I had.
Planning out my schedule for today I decided to go visit Zecora first before any of the girls showed up. Twilight told me about her yesterday.
So I made my way to the front door grabbing the gun holster from yesterday out of habit more than anything but after hearing what the forest was like I grabbed my Saiga-12 as well.

Leaving a note on the door for the girls if they show up while I'm gone I sling the rifle over my shoulder and head to the forest.

It took me some time to get to the trail opening. I stood there for a moment looking into the forest from what the girls told me the place didn't seem all that dangerous in fact it reminded me of home. Be it the animals here were a lot more deadly. But one could say the same thing about Africa or India as long as I stayed calm and alert I should be fine. Taking a deep breath I ventured it the woods minding my step and the surroundings it did not take long to reach my destination.
Just as Twilight described it Zecora's hut was made from an old tree with all the aura of a Shaman or Witchdoctor.

I made my way to the door but stopped thinking that it would be best to wait and not disturb her this early in the morning.

My fears were cut short by a voice from inside calling to me.
(I am sorry but it is difficult to write for Zecora so she will not be rhyming all the time just a warning.)

" I have been expecting your arrival told to me by the night princess so come inside so we may greet each other," Zecora said from inside the hut.

Shrugging my shoulders I reach for the door and began to open it stepping inside I looked around everything was as I expected to be. Then my attention was focused on the lone figure in the room. Walking over to her I extended my hand to greet her.

"Hello, my name is Brian and it's a pleasure to meet you," I said as I took her hoof in my hand.

" The pleasure is mine although I have only heard legends of your kind," She said smiling at me.

"What do you mean by that what legends?" I asked my curiosity peaked.

"My tribe has stories of humans who visited in the past some would bring aid to those in need, while others would punish those committing wicked deeds," She said as she turned around leading me to the center of the room where a cauldron stood.

I decided to be polite so I leaned my shotgun aginst the wall and remove the shoulder holster. Making my way over to her she gestured for me to sit down.

"As I said before I know why you are here and I can help you. But the potion can not be made in a day it will take time," Zecora said lowering her head apologetically.

How much time would it take although I'm just happy you can help me," I said as I cupped her chin lifting it so she could look me in the eyes.

"Thirty days is what it will take but at that time I ask a promise you must make," She said with tears in her eyes. "For my cycle, that time will be and I ask that you mate with me,"

Smiling at her I stood up still cupping her chin I lean in and kiss her on the lips. She hesitates for a second but returns the kiss with passion. Pulling away to catch our breath I look at her. " I promise that you will be my first, but how will it work I'm not a pony you won't be able to get pregnant from?"

"The potion will change you so any mare you mate, the foal will carry your physical trait," Zecora said as she turned and walked over to a table picking up a bowl in her mouth.

"Wait you're telling me that any child I sire will be born with hands and walk on two hooves?" I asked after I figured out what she said.

Placing down the bowl she looked at me." Yes, this is true, and the ones they bare and sire will also take after you."

I stood there in shock at what she told me. Any kids I have will be Anthros and their kids will be the same. I was filled with fear and excitement. Fear that my children would be treated as freaks and shunned but excited that if they found love and started families I would be the father of a new race in this world.

Breaking me out of my thoughts Zecora came over to me.

"For this potion to work there is one thing I need, the essence of life simply put your seed," She said as she pointed a hoof at my groin.

Shocked a little at what she said I smiled. "Okay how do you want to do this"

"I can gather you seed by use of my mouth but I ask that you do the same down south," She said lifting her tail to emphasize her meaning.

I got instantly hard after she said and did that. Nodding we made our way to her cot. Stripping down naked I got on the cot, laying on my back. Zecora climbed on top of me in a 69 position.

Looking at my cock she smiled before turning her head." Impressive your member is to my eyes in thirty days it will be pony size."

She began to lick it then she took the whole thing in her mouth. I gasped from the sensation but I didn't want to be rude so bringing my face close to her marehood I shift it expecting it to have a musky smell but all I got was the smell of pineapple. Without hesitation, I began to assault her with my tongue I ravished her slit like a hungry animal finding food after starving for a week. We were both moaning from the experience. I had made Zecora orgasm five times before I released my load in her mouth. She began to swallow before she pulled back with her mouth and cheeks full. Moving her head over to the bowl she released the contents of her mouth into it. After that, she licked her lips before she got up on shaky legs.

Making her way to a small Calderon she poured the bowl into it before adding other ingredients. Getting up I gathered my clothes to get dressed.

"Please tell me, I must know, why did it take so long for your seed to flow?" She asked as I finish getting dressed.

From what I learned before any equine last about one to two minutes then they rest for an hour but humans have a higher endurance and stamina. We can last ten minutes or more and go multiple times before we need to rest.

"If what you say is true, then there will be countless mares after you," She said turn with a shocked expression.

Walking over to her a gently rub her cheek and kiss her once more." Maybe so but for now there are only seven mares that hold the keys to my heart."

Looking up to my eyes she smiles. "And are two of these mares me and one fo royalty?"

Hearing that I sheepishly smiled." Ok make it eight mares so far but you don't have to worry my heart can hold love for an infinite number."

After that statement and one more kiss, I helped Zecora with the potion. Thre were a few things I found out first the potion had to ferment for a month so it could work. The second thing was I produce 10x the amount of potent sperm than any stallion every even an Alicorn. And the third thing was what she said before with the potion I would be the size of an above average stallion eighteen inches long and two inches in diameter. With news like that I was ecstatic but then I realized that the only clothes I could wear were my sweatpants. I gonna need to see if Rarity would be able to make me some new pants.

Finishing up the potion would have been easy for Zecora that is if I wasn't there to distract her every few minutes. I would stand by her and squeeze her flank. Or I'd drop to my knees behind her and bury my face under her tail and lick her to orgasm. But the best was me dropping my pants and fucking her plot. Hey, she wanted to wait for me to take her cherry but she didn't say anything about her blackcherry. I was glad my current size didn't cause her pain but orgasmic pleasure and after my orgasm, I got to see what she'd look like pregnant with my foal. And I have to say I got really turned on at the site of her belly extended like that. Yes, you heard it here folks I have a preggo fetish. Unfortunately, after our third oral and anal fornication experience, Zecora had to kick me out of her hut so she could get work done. So I put my shoulder holster back on and grabbed my Saiga kissing her goodbye and promising to come back sometime this week to have some fun. With that, I made my way out of the forest heading for home. As I left the forest I had a smile on my face. Happy that things were looking up.

Then all that changed when I heard the screams. Looking around my eyes caught site of Spike and three fillies they were, a good thirty yards away but that wasn't all I saw. Circling around them were two big tigers with goat heads on their backs and a snake for a tail, Chimeras.

Fluttershy told me about them even her stare won't work on them.

Flipping the safety off my Saiga I ran over to them yelling to get the big uglies attention. Luckily it worked one started to run toward me. raising the Saiga up in the air and.
Blam
The Chimera stopped dead in its tracks looking around in shock from the thunderous noise.

Composing itself It looked at me. "How did you make the thunder roar creature?"

"So you can speak that means your, not some dumb animal," I said as I lowered the barrel in sight of the big cat thing.

"Yes we can speak and we can sense that you are an apex come join my mate and I we will share this feast," It said as it began to turn back to Spike and the girls.

"You will not harm them," I said shifting my stance to unleash hell on these monsters. "You called me an apex then you know that I will hunt even you so take your mate back to the forest and hunt a deer."

Hearing that the Chimeras looked at each other then turned and charged at me. I took aim and brought down the first one before it took three steps the other one stopped for a moment before charging again. Firing two shots it too met the same fate as it's foolish mate. After that, I stood there breathing in to calm myself down. Unknown to me Spike and the girls made their way over to me. I didn't even know they were there until Spike placed his Clawed hand on my hip to get my attention.

"Brian you ok there big guy?" He asked still a little shaking up himself.

I looked down at him and smiled." Yeah I'm fine just didn't think I'd have to use a gun again so soon," I said as I shifted the safety on the Saiga before slinging it over my shoulder.

"So Spike, are you going to be rude are you going to introduce me to your three friends?" I asked trying to get their minds off of what just happen.

"Oh right, well this is Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo and girls this is Brian the human," He said as I shook each of their hoofs in turn.
http://pre09.deviantart.net/0a07/th/pre/i/2016/171/0/6/older_sweetie_belle_by_skittleeeez-da6kkz9.pnghttp://orig01.deviantart.net/8563/f/2015/323/f/5/older_apple_bloom_by_auridash_draws-d92850v.pnghttp://orig14.deviantart.net/883a/f/2015/323/2/1/older_scootaloo_by_auridash_draws-d927pc1.png

"It's a pleasure to meet you and if I may say so I can see why Spike likes being with you, three lovely young ladies," I said causing Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom to blush while Scootaloo just rolled her eyes.

Spike just crossed his arms and grumbled under his breath.

I leaned over and nudged his shoulder getting him to look at me. "Hey chill out dude, you don't have to worry I follow the Bro code never mess with a buddies girl or girls.

Hearing this his expression lighten up and we fist bumped. Our attention was brought back by the sound of multiple voices calling to us. We looked to see Twilight and the others running over.

"Spike girls are you all right we heard the roars and then the load noise and came to help," Twilight said as she made over to Spike to check to see if he was alright.

"Yeah, we're fine just a couple of Chimeras thought they could make us their breakfast but Brian changed their minds he saved us," Spike said as he came over to stand next to me.

"But how?'' Twilight asked a little confused as to how I stopped to ferocious predators

Point to the shotgun hanging off my shoulder. " With this took them both out."

"You mean killed them, they're dead," Fluttershy asked in a trembling sad voice.

Hearing this made my heart ache so I walked over and kneeled in front of her lowering my head. " Yes I did and I'm sorry but it was the only thing I could do, I couldn't let them harm Spike and the girls so, I had to use lethal force if it's any consolation their deaths were quick they didn't suffer, so please all of you don't hate me for what I did." Still with my head bowed. I felt a hoof on my shoulder looking up I saw Fluttershy looking at me she had tears in her eyes but a smile on her face.

"I couldn't hate you, Brian none of us could you save four innocent lives and you said that they died quickly and I don't know what any of us would do if we lost any of you," Fluttershy said still smiling at me.

Looking around I saw all the girls nodding in agreement.

Then I stood up placing my hands on Fluttershy's cheeks and brought her in for a passionate kiss."Thankyou."

Hearing a loud gasp I looked around to see the other standing with shocked expressions. "What is there something wrong?"

"Something wrong, something wrong, you just kissed Fluttershy," Twilight yelled at me.

Looking at her then I turned to look at Fluttershy who had turned a deep shade of red. I scratched my head, I then smiled. " Oh, I sorry did you want one too," With that I walked over to her and pulled her into a deep kiss as well.

Pulling back from the kiss I looked around again. "Anypony else want one," I asked only to have Rarity and Pinkie raising their hooves in the air. So I made my way over and kissed them both with as much compassion as the others received.

The whole time this was happening Spike, Sweetie, Bloom, and Scoots were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off.

Finishing that I looked over to Rainbow Dash and Applejack for their responses.

Applejack just buried her head into her hat covering the blush she had mumbling something to herself.

As for Rainbow Dash, she hovered there putting up a hoof. "Don't worry Big Guy I'm good I can wait."

With that out of the way I turn in the direction of town and started to walk having Spike and his herd following behind. Turning my head to look back I called out to the girls. " We better notify the local sheriff or guards about what happened so they can come out and take care of these carcasses before they attract something else."

Without looking back I knew what was happening those six were standing or hovering there still in shock from what I did but, to be honest, I didn't care at that moment.

I was the happiest I've ever been, not only did I have Zecora as a loving mate but possibly Princess Luna and the six mares behind me. And in thirty days I will be able to not only satisfy them sexually but if I'm lucky I just might get them pregnant to boot.
Life is good.

Correction life sucks because just as I entered town I was surrounded by a bunch of ponies in gold armor holding spears and all of them were pointed at me.

And all I could think was. "Now what?"