Author's Notes:

For those that are interested, this is the scale I use for the ponies and human. Luna would be 11 hands and other ponies are between 8 to 9 hands high. Big Mac is the same as Luna and Trouble Shoes Celestia.
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Today was the day the first of many. This was the start of my new life. Ok I know it sounds confusing so let me explain.You see Luna, Twilight, Zecora, and the others all agreed that it would be best for me to get to know each of them a little better. So for the next thirty days, minus the time I would spend training Spike, I am to spend with each of them to get to know them and their families if need be Applejack for one. Luna said it would make it easier on all of us as we were going to form a herd and be married as Man and Mares after the Estrus week. Which actually was ten days long so I have no idea why they would call it a week. Twilight told Zecora this and she had no problems with it as long as they remember that I promised to Rut with her first at the beginning of the season as soon as I took the potion. With that, we all agreed that I would stay at Zecoras the night before the heat, take the potion and fulfill my promise to give her the foal she wishes. And after that, we both would be transported to Twilights Castle where I would repeat this with the remainder of my Herd and hopefully get all of them pregnant. As for the position of the lead mare, they all chose Zecora as she was the first to want me as her mate. Which I didn't care about who was in charge because I would love them all no matter what.
So today I am spending it with Fluttershy, she drew the short straw. Making my way over to her cottage I was wondering what it would be like. To my surprise, it looked like any old world cottage the roof was made of grass and from a distance, it would look like a small grassy mound. But up close you could see the windows and door. There were even birdhouses outside holding many different kinds of birds. a small bridge spanned the creek that passed by the front of her home all in all I would say that this place was as peaceful as you could get.
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That was until I was mobbed by a bunch of small furry and feathered critters and one big ass bear. I'm not joking this bear was at least nine feet tall. And all I could think was if I piss him off there goes my life no more me just a blood smear on the ground and maybe some small chunks here and there but gone none the less.Luckily for me, he was a friendly bear.

I made my way over to her door only to be stared down by a white rabbit.

"Oh my it seems that you finally met my bunny Angel, Angel this is the stallion I told you about," Fluttershy said to a small white rabbit.

Now I'm just going to say this, the look that bunny gave me was one of pure anger. I don't know why he hated me so much. I wasn't going to eat him or anything like that but come on he even had a butcher knife in his paws or were they hands threatening me. And Fluttershy thought he was just overreacting.

Seriously the fuzzball had a butcher knife and she said he was overreacting. If you ask me I think the little guy is just overprotective of Fluttershy after all sometimes she can be a pushover or as this one dickhead douche bag said a doormat.
Just to let you know he's in the hospital right now after a very bizarre encounter with a baseball bat.

But there is a silver lining the psycho bunny did find out that I killed two Chimeras and I may have let it slip that what happened to the cherry vendor was me. So I think he realized that I love Fluttershy and I'd do anything to protect her and our future Foals myself.

But let's get back to the story.

Like I said before I was going to spend time with each of the girls to get to know them better. Let's just say Fluttershy's daily routine was anything but boring. She did a lot, for one pony going around town making sure everyponies pets were ok then she would travel to Whitetail Woods to see the animals there and sometimes she'd even go to the Everfree Forest in certain spots mind you but still. For a timid and scared pony according to the others Rainbow being one. With all the stuff she does she is a Mare with some huge bowling ball size balls. Hell, I had my weapons with us but getting to see her use that stare of hers was something else. If you must know what happened while we were in the Everfree Forest we came upon a Manticore and her cubs. Picture mommy grizzly but bigger and with more ways to kill you. As you know manticores have a lion's body so picture a lioness the same size as the male but a lot more ferocious because of the Cubs.

I was going to just fire a few rounds into the air to scare the cat thing off when Fluttershy's talking to it failed but then she flew up and used her stare. After we left the area she told me that the Manticore was a new mother and she was just scared if it was her second or third litter she would have let us go without a problem. As we walked I couldn't help but feel a sense of I don't know if it was pride or admiration for this Mare. But I knew one thing for sure if we are to be in a herd and she was to have a foal I have no doubt that kid or any of the others will be in any danger with her around. As we made our way back to her cottage after that exciting day we were talking about me getting a pet. I have to admit she can be very persuasive so starting next week I am the now the proud owner of not one but two pets. A Bald Eagle named Freedom and a Wolf named Timber. And yes I know their G I Joe animal names but what would you call them?
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We ended our day with a delicious dinner and a chased but passionate kiss goodnight. All in all, I say Fluttershy is a mare any stallion would be lucky to get to be with but unfortunately for them, she chose to be with me so there. (Sticking my tongue out at you.)

The next day I was to spend time with Spike so I gathered different types of 22 caliber weapons loaded them up in the SUV and went over to Twilights place which I might add is a giant friggin Crystal Castle. I mean how the hell did I not see this thing before it's the tallest thing in this town and made of crystal.

Like I said today was for me to train Spike so we started off early just before sunrise. It took us a little while to get to this place called Ghastly Gorge. I figured that would be the best place to do some target shooting. Knowing that we would leave without eating I packed up some stuff for us mostly some jerky and dehydrated fruits. I did grab a couple of things from my secret stash. I really don't want to tell you what they are but I'll give you a hint they melt in your mouth not in your hands and the other has a weird ass name and that is all I'm going to say about that.

Like I said we were there for target practice but first I gave Spike a tutorial on gun safety. We did that during our time setting everything up and eating breakfast. After that, it was time to introduce Spike to the world of firearms. So we spent the entire day shooting Spike learned how to use a revolver and semiautomatic pistol as well as a pump and lever action rifle. But the one he liked the most was my AR, 15 Sniper.
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I know what you're going to say but I thought you were only shooting 22cal. weapons. Well, we were and he was really good at it a natural so I decided to go bigger plus each of my vehicles carries an assortment of weapons and this rifle just so happened to be in this vehicle at the time. So were some other weapons I had like.
2 Steyr AUG
4 AK 103
2 Norico lg4
2 Milkor SuperSix MGL
2 M249 Light Machine Guns or SAWs
1 Barrett Model 82a1 with a suppressor and
4 AR 15s the one sniper and three others with tactical accessories.
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If you must know as of the last count I have Two thousand Seven hundred and Eighty-eight weapons in my home and in every vehicle that is including handguns, rifles, knives, swords, stun guns, heavy weapons ie 30 Cal Mini Guns and a couple of 50 Cals also. And I think I have a few M136 AT4 Rocket Launchers and some RPGs around as well I'll have to do a complete inventory check sometime.

But like I said Spike was a natural when it came to handling firearms well he was until I started to mess with him then he had to concentrate just a little more. I did things like fire over him or make weird noises but what got him the most was when I started talking about what I was going to do to Twilight and the others in thirty days and more importantly on our Honeymoon. Needless to say, he threatened to shot me in the face if I ever talked about that around him again. So I stopped on the fear of being faceless but like I said we spent the entire day shooting and we had a ball. We talked about normal guy stuff you know games, sports, which Power pony was the best, to be honest, I had no idea what the Powerponies are. But if they're like the Avengers or the X-men then I think I understand.

What caught me by surprise was what Spike said to me.

"Brian, I just want you to know that I know you really care about Twilight and the others. And I know you'd do anything to protect them and your Foals if you have any. You see Twilight hatch me from an egg for her entrance exam I always considered her to be my mom/big sister. I never knew who my parents were I even asked the Dragon Lord if she could help but that fell through. What I'm trying to say is can you be my dad/big brother?

I stood back and looked at the little Drake.

"I'm sorry Spike but I can't do that," I said making him looking down saddened before I began to talk some more. "I can't do that because when the girls have our Foals I'm going to need somepony or should I say somedragon there to help raise and protect them like a big brother would do so I can't be your dad/big brother but I can be your dad," I said to him as he rushed over and jumped hugging me.

Setting Spike down after our little emotional moment I look at him with a smile. " Now as a new dad I believe I owe you a birthday present simply because I don't know when your birthday is yet,"

"It's in four months," he said interrupting my rant.

"Fine it's an early birthday present," I said as I walked over to the SUVs driver side door opening it I reached under the seat and pulled out a small black box.

Spike looked at it a little confused. "What is that Bri I mean dad?" he asked making me smile to hear the word.

"Well, this is yours It's a gift I got this from my Grandmother and I want to give it to you,"I said as I handed the black box to him. It's a gun safe you have to use the key and a combination to open it,''

I gave him the key and the combo after he used both he opened the safe only for his eyes to grow at what was inside it.

"Son,( I called him son,) what you have there is a Colt 1911A1 45APC Pistol that belonged to my MiturnalGrandfather he used it in World War II and my Grandmother gave it to me to give to my oldest son so I'm giving it to you," I said as I ruffled his spikes on his head.

Placing the safe carefully on the ground Spike lunged at me knocking me down hugging me saying thank you, dad, over and over.

A few minutes later we both got up. And proceeded to pack all the firearms up Spike stopped when it was done and looked at his gift. "Um, Dad is it possible, could I try shooting this before we go?"

Turning around with a smile on my face I held in my hands a box of 45 cartridges and an extra magazine so he would have a total of three. So for the remainder of the day, Spike was allowed to shoot and get used to his own pistol. And on our way back I had him Pinkie promise not to tell any of the girls about the gun or our shooting not yet anyway and If Twilight asks him what's in the box he can tell her it's a treasure I gave him and leave it at that.

On the next day, I stayed home to do a little work reloading the spent shells we used yesterday and I mean all the shells even the 22lr rounds. So not much happened except for when Spike and the CMC came over with some other fillies and colts so they could watch some movies and play some game actually Luna dropped by to play video games as well but I didn't count that as getting to know her since we weren't alone but it was fun. We play Rock Band, Dance Dance Revolution and I still think the ponies had an advantage with all four hooves. Luna and I played a little GTA and Gears of War and Call of Duty Infinite Warfare. While we did that the kids watched a few of movies and yes I made sure they were age appropriate. Now let me see, the kids watched Mulan, Monsters Inc., The Goonies, and a few more although Spike did have a problem with the title of one until he watched the movie I think it was How to Train Your Dragon.

As the kids were occupied Luna and I spent some time together alone and no we didn't have sex of any kind because I consider orally satisfying my mares as a treat and not sex.

But I did find out one thing that scared me a bit. It seems that last night Spike was dreaming about me being his dad and he also dreamt about his gift I gave him so Luna now knows about the pistol. She did ease my mind by promising not to tell any pony else about it as long as I brought her the next time Spike and I went target practicing. So there I was being blackmailed by one of my future wives and I had no way out of it. But then again it might be fun so I agreed and I got a great gift from it as well the right to name our firstborn son. I say that's an even trade, wouldn't you?

Like I said we got to know each other better. I learned about her becoming someone called Nightmare Moon and how the Elements of Harmony saved her. When she told this to me she was so scared that I would hate her because of it that she started to cry. All I did was hold her in my arms and kiss her telling her that I didn't care what happened to her in the past.

"Luna the past is the past it can not be changed and the future is unwritten and it's a gift to live in the now that's why it's called the present," I said as I kissed her and hugged her to calm her down.

"Thank Sir Brian, you do not know how scared I was for you to find out about who and what I was," Luna said hugging me back now smiling.

We had fun just telling each other stories about growing up although most of her's were a lot better. I did have a few like when I worked for a construction company and I was standing up a wall I had it all braced but the braces weren't nailed so when I walked away it fell over but the funny thing was my boss was standing on the opposite side of the wall when it fell only for him to be standing where a window was missing him entirely.

Telling her this Luna did the only thing that was appropriate she rolled on the floor laughing. though I did learn the nickname Celestia calls her. That should be a plus, right?

Well anyways like I was saying we spent the rest of the day together getting to know each other more. Near the end of the day, we did watch a movie with all the kids I picked one that I knew everypony would love Zootopia.

As I wake up I'm not surprised to find Luna in my bed but I am surprised to find that I still have clothes on. Then I remembered our conversation last night. She said and I quote "It would be unfair for any of us to engage in the act of Rutting without the others present" unquote. So I get no snu-snu without all the girls present that's fine I can handle that it's not like my life was surrounded by sex before I got here so I can wait.

Anyway's like I said I woke up said my goodbyes to Luna and went on with the day. And today I was going to spend it with Rarity.

So I took one of my packs and loaded it up with all the magazines that had fashion in them I could find in the house, my Pentax K-1 camera with ten 512GB SD cards and headed to Carousel Boutique.
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To spend the day with my marshmallow fashionista. I made my way over there but stopped only to pick up some quick breakfast for us since we were going to be going to Canterlot and the train leaves in an hour. As I got to the door of Rarity's home /business I knocked to receive an answer when the door opened to reveal Sweetie Belle.

"Hi Brian, Rarity will be down in a minute, By Brian," Sweetie Belle said to me as she made her way out the door and down the street.

"Hi to you and thanks," I said to her as she was almost out of sight.

"Brian Darling is that you?" The voice of my Marshmallow calls from upstairs.

"Yes, Rarity it's me and I brought us something for breakfast," I call up the stairs.

"Oh, Darling how generous of you but please tell me it's not something to fattening?" She asked me as she made her way down the stairs.

"No, I picked up some freshly baked croissant and a small bowl of mixed fruits we could feed each other on the train,' I said to her as I looked at her and the large stack of luggage behind her. "But I still don't see why we can't take one of my SUV's? I could carry all of our bags and more if need be and it would take us twenty to thirty minutes instead of the two hours by train,"

"Darling, I know you would just love to drive one of those beasts right down the main streets of Canterlot but don't you think the two of us alone on a train for two hours could be romantic?" Rarity said batting her eyes at me.

"Fine but if I don't get to eat some marshmallow I'm going get pissed," I said half joking as I started to grab her bags.

Blushing Rarity helped with the bags thanks to her magic. I got to talk to Twilight and Celestia about that maybe we can figure a way for me to get some sort of magic. Because that would be totally awesome to have. Enough of that story time.

We made our way to the train station just as the train pulled in. Luckily for us, we had some time before it would leave because the train needed to restock with coal and water so that would take some time. As Rarity boarded the train I made sure her luggage was stowed away before I got on board. Only to be stopped by as Rarity would call them uncouth rude ruffians. Me I just going to call them Bitch-fuck one and Bitch-fuck two. So like I was saying I was about to get on the train when these two Bitch-fucks stopped me. I don't see why they had to I had my ticket and I wasn't causing any trouble. Although come to think about it I do remember them giving an old Griffon some shit while I loaded the luggage. So these two are profiling other for not being ponies dude that is just wrong and the way they treated that Griffon man I just hope somepony shows up before the shit hits the fan. And what I mean by that is I hope Rarity or some other pony shows up before I have to put a bullet in the heads of two Xenophobic speciests. Oh look they saw me and are heading this way, oh goody.

"Well, well what do we have here it looks like a Minotaur and a Diamond Dog fucked and had a foal," Bitch-fuck one said as he and Bitch-fuck two walked up to me.

Just to let you know I'm standing about a foot and a half to two feet taller than these assholes.

"Yeah what the buck do dude it sure is ugly though," Bitch-fuck two said as both of them tried to intimidate me.

"You know what I think it's someponies pet monkey and it just got loose," Bitch-fuck one said to Bitch-fuck two both of them smiling at this.

I just rolled my eyes and then looked for Rarity so I could leave these two morons and spend time with my mare friend.

"I think I saw this thing come on board with that white unicorn mare from Ponyville you know, the one that has the plot you just want to pound," Bitch-fuck one said only for me to started to get angry.

"Alright, I think that is enough," I said only to get an annoying look from both of them.

"Listen here boy when we want you to talk we'll beat it out of you," Bitch-fuck one said acting tuff and failing.

"Yeah we're royal guards and we can have you thrown in the dungeon if we want," Bitch-fuck two said puffing out his chest all big and bad like.

I looked at them with a don't give a shit look. "Oh, really royal guards you say?"

"Yeah so just watch it or we'll mess you up and have fun with that mare you came with and there's nothing you can do about it monkey boy," Bitch-fuck one said making Bitch-fuck two, nods his head.

Ok, I'll admit it was pretty funny of these two acting big and bad to someone taller than them but when they said what they wanted to do to Rarity I kind of sort of lost it. I know you don't want all the gory details so here's the short version. I growled as I reared back and hit Bitch-fuck one in the side of the head knocking him down the I grabbed the seats on either side of me as leverage and kicked Bitch-fuck two in the chin sending him back onto the floor. After that Bitch-fuck one got up a little dizzy but up looked at what I did to his friend and him he roared as he began to charge at me. I was not going to get into a fight with these two so I decided to end it there drawing my Pistol I fired four rounds two into the floor in front of Bitch-fuck one to stop his advancement and the other two in the air to get Bitch-fuck two's attention as he had drawn a knife and was holding it in his hoof. I say was because after hearing those shots they both hit the floor shaking and pissing on themselves. Looking down at them I kind of felt bad I said kind of actually if Rarity hadn't shown up when she did I would have put these two off the train with bullet holes in their heads but off the train. Instead, I kneeled down to look at them.

"Now Gentle Colts I know for a fact you two are not part of the Royal Guard for three reasons," I said making them look at me. "First off if you were guards than you would know that this fine Mare is named Rarity Belle and she is one of the Bearers of the Elements. Second If you were guards then you would know who and what I am because Celestia, Luna, and Twilight have already told every guard about me and even new recruits are told who I am. And the third reason why you two aren't guards is that Royal Guards would not treat others with hatred because of what they look like how you treated me and that elderly Griffon is just disgusting and both of you should be ashamed."

Actually, I said that if I catch you Bitch-fucks doing this again you would think Teirek went easy on you compared to what I would do emphasizing the holes in the floor to their heads with my pistol.

All the while smiling at them with a very toothy grin.

Needless to say, Rarity was not happy with that until I told her what they said about her and it took all my strength to hold her back from murdering them herself.

After that little incident Rarity and I made our way to our privet cabin and I hung up the do not disturb sign outside before shutting and locking the doors.

"Now I believe I deserve a reward for my heroic actions earlier don't you, my sexy little Marshmallow?" I asked as I turned around to be greeted by Rarity laying on her back on the bench with her hind legs spread. Giving me a clear view of her glistening Marehood and winking clitoris. I smiled as I got down on my knees and happily ate my reward. After our little tongue and well tongue action I helped clean Rarity up and for the rest of our trip, we looked through many of the magazines I brought with me.

"Darling with these concepts I will be able to design fabulous clothing that no Equestrian has ever seen before," She said as she looked at multiple pages at once.

"I'm happy for you but I do hope you remember not to push yourself too much and we are to spend time together to get to know each other more," I said as I kissed her lips.

"Yes I know but all of these fabulous clothes we can't let something like this go to waste it would be a crime against fashion," Rarity said doing her duckface pout.

"Fine, I'll have Celestia contact the others to tell them we'll be here for two days but you owe me big for this," I said in a joking tone. Only to have her 'Squee ' and lunge at me knocking us both on the floor where she proceeded to kiss me.

"Thank you, Darling, and as you gift I think I'll introduce you to my associate Sassy Saddles and maybe the three of us could get to know each other in a more intimate way," Rarity said in a sultry tone shaking her hips.

Cocking an eyebrow I looked at her. "Rarity I am shocked to think you could just reward me with a promise of a three-way, for shame you know I will take all forms of gratuities including sex," I said trying not to laugh but failing.

Rarity lightly punched my shoulder after that little joke. We got ourselves up from the floor and proceeded to clean up the mess we made. After putting all the magazines back into my pack we sat down to wait until the train reach Canterlot. I was relaxing while Rarity was busy drawing ideas of clothes. As the train came to a stop I could hear a commotion and moments later our cabin doors flew open to reveal some very pissed of Royal Guards all with their weapons drawn.

"No sudden moves human you are to come with us," One of the guards said holding a spear in a non-threatening way.

"What am I being arrested for?" I asked looking at the Stallion in the eyes.

"The assault and attempted murder of two Equestrian citizens," He said as he came closer still holding the spear the same way.

I looked at him then to Rarity who was trying to speak up but one look from me kept her quiet.

"Very well I go with you but may I request that two guards escort Miss Rarity to her Boutique then to the castle for me if that is possible?" I asked to have the guard nod and have two others come over and stand on either side Rarity.

"Of course sir we wouldn't dream of putting one of our nation's heroes in danger you two heard what to do?" the guard said for the two to salute and answer him with a yes Sargent.

I gestured for the now known Sargent to lead the way I put my pack on and followed him before he stopped and turn around.

"Before we continue I must ask that you relinquish your weapon," He said pointing a hoof at my Desert Eagle in its shoulder holster.

I looked at him shaking my head. "Sorry Sargent but not even Celestia or Discord themselves are going to make me give up my weapon,"

Standing there the silence was broken by the chuckle of the Sargent as he turned to one of the other guards. "Well, Corporal, I owe you five bits,"

We proceeded to walk once more before I asked what that was all about.

"You see my men and I had a little bet going on and the Corporal was the one that said you would say two of the Royals names," He said as he chucked a small bag over to the Corporal.

"So this was all a joke?" I asked a little annoyed

"No sir it's no joke you are being charged with the fermentation offenses by those two over there," The Sargent said as he pointed over to none other than Bitch-fuck one and two both having evil grins on their bruised faces.

As we were about to move out that old Griffon came up to us. "Excuse me Sargent but may I travel with you as well I have business with the Royals today," He asked in an old tired voice.

"Very well sir but please try and keep up," The Sargent said as we started to walk very quickly to the big ass castle in the distance and I mean it was huge, Twilight's castle was big but this thing was ginormous. How the hell do they keep a place like that cleaned and heated or cooled then I remembered, magic that pretty much explains everything here.

We got to the castle without any incidences although I did get a few looks from some of the ponies. I'd say it was a mix of confusion and wonder. But none the less there I stood in front of the castle. the only things on my mind at that moment where I was going to pistol whip those Bitch-fucks for this and the most important thing was I had a lot of apologizing to do to Rarity.

Standing I front of two big doors those two thoughts kept popping in my mind. Then the doors opened to and I was giving a sight that made me question a lot about this world. At the far end of this room sat Celestia, Luna, and Discord in a golden, silver, and what looked like a Jello thrown respectively.

I walked up to them bowing my head I was about to speak when I was interrupted by the old Griffon.

Tai, Luna, Discord it is so good to see you," the old Griffon said in a not so old tone.

"Ah King Grindel it is wonderful to see you again did you have a nice trip from Ponyville?" Celestia asked as I looked from the Griffon to her then back to him then to Bitch-fuck one and two who seemed to start sweating a lot.

The now known Griffon King cleared his throat before he spoke. "Well it started out horribly as these two ruffians began to harass me claiming to be Royal Guards yet they wore no armor or showed identification. It would have continued if not for this brave young human who stepped in and put a stop to it only to be threatened by them as well the young mares virtue that was in his company," King Grindel said giving me a quick wink.

Before anything else could be said Luna spoke up in the loudest voice I ever heard. I later found out it was called the Royal Canterlot Voice or RCV for short.

"How dare you first you harass then threaten our dear friend King Grindel because he is not a pony then you have the gall to threaten our beloved Brian and our herd mate Rarity I should cast both of you into the deepest pit in all of Tartarus for this you mumph," Luna yelled before Celestia used her magic to silence her sister.

"Lulu, I think they understand what they did was wrong and besides they both fainted a few seconds after you started talking," Celestia said releasing her sister for Luna to teleport to me pulling me into a hug kissing me.

"Now there is the matter of you using your weapon against two of our citizens," Celestia said making Luna, Rarity and myself look at her with some concern. "And in light of this information from King Grindel, I believe you were justified in your actions and I am grateful that you did not take the lives of two very ignorant ponies in the process buuut you will still have to pay for the damages you made to the train car," Celestia said with that smile of hers.

I was about to say something when King Grindel placed a bag of bits in the hoof of one of the guards. "I think that should cover the cost of the repairs," he said looking at me with a smile.

"Your majesty please I was the one who made the mess so I should clean it up besides I have no way to repay you for this," I said as Grindel placed a talon on my shoulder.

"Oh, posh my boy standing up to those two stallions you deserve a reward but I do ask you this if I am in need of your bravery and help can I count on you?" He asked me with a pleading face.

"Cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye," I said to him doing the motions as well.

"Ah, a Pinkie Promise even in the Griffon Kingdom we know not to break one of them," Grindel said as he and I both looked over to the window to see Pinkie looking at us with a strait face then she disappeared.

Shaking that off I remembered I did bring something the king might like reaching into my pack I pulled out a medium size cloth bag." I would like to give you something from my world your Majesty as a gift for your kindness it is Elk jerky from my world," I say handing him the bag.

He opens it and his face showed a state of shock.
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"You are able to preserve meats, that is amazing, we are still trying to figure out the process and here you give me five pounds of what did you call it Elk thank you, my boy and I must ask if it is possible for you to tell me how you are able to do this you will be greatly rewarded and honoured throughout the Griffon Kingdom," Grindel said as he placed both his talons on my shoulders hold a pleading look in his eyes.

I smiled and nodded. "Of course your majesty but there are many different ways to preserve the different types of meats so it might take a while," I said to him still smiling. "But I must inform you that I did promise one of my loving mares that I spend time with her and I never break a promise," I said as I look from him to Rarity standing there looking very beautiful if I do say so myself.

"Yes I understand go have fun with your loved ones I will be here in canterlot for the next few days so we will see each other some other time," He said placing a talon on my back and pushing me towards Rarity and Luna.

Yes that would be wonderful to spend time with you both but alas I must remain here Royal business to deal with," Luna said to us giving me a kiss on the lips and Rarity one on the cheek.

Deciding to take our leave rarity and I left to go to her store here in Canterlot.

Throne room

So what do you think of him King Grindel is he, not everything we had told you?" Celestia asked after making sure Rarity and I was truly gone.

"Of my first impression, I would agree he is brave and when it comes to fighting he is very careful to only use the right amount of force when needed," Grendel said looking from Celestia to the others. "But I am very interested in that weapon of his the power something that size can contain is amazing."

"To tell you the truth Grinddy that is one of his smaller sidearms as he calls them. He has some that could take down a full grown dragon." Discord said as he poofed over next to the Griffon King.

"It is true he used another one to save the lives of three fillies and his now adopted son Spike from two Chimeras each being dispatched with a single shot," Luna said which made Celestia look at her in surprise, of the news about Spike.

"What do you mean his son when, how?" Celestia asked her sister not caring that she interrupted their talks.

"Two days ago when Brian and Spike went out to do some as they called it target practice. Luna said looking at everypony Griffon and Draconequus in the room.

"He even gave Spike a gift a Colt 1911 45APC that once belonged to his now adopted Great Grandfather."

"Wait are you telling me that he gave Spike a working gun?" Celestia asked grabbing her sister by the shoulders.

"Do not worry he was taught how to safely handle it and it is locked in its own safe which Spike is the only one to have access to," Luna said trying to put her sister's mind at ease. "Oh yes, and you should have seen it he was a natural, he hit a target within 1/4 inch of a bullseye at one mile away."

Discord poofed in a glass of water to take a drink only to do a spit take.

"In the name of Faust and the Great Egg, there is no weapon on Eques that can even reach that distance," King Grindel said as he sat on his haunches.

"Actually, he has others that can travel even further I believe they are called SAMS," Luna said scratching the back of her neck with a hoof.

Discord floated over to his wife wrapping his mismatched arms around her. " And you want us to get a fish," he said to her only for Celestia to look at him like he grew a second head.

"What do you mean by that?" She asked him.

"Well, a fish would have been so boring and this human is just full of surprises," Discord said as he began to float around the room.

"You will not use Brian as some sort of toy Discord," Luna said stomping her hoof.

"Oh, I wouldn't think of it after all this human is both Chaos and Harmony all rolled into one and I couldn't corrupt him even if I tried," Discord said waving his paw in the air. "What I mean is if you put this human in front of a villain or an army, the threat would be over before it could even start he is the ultimate weapon for peace."

"Yes, I see what you mean but I must protest that it must be Brians choice to do anything," Luna said fearing for the life of her loving mate.

"Exactly, now I believe that King Grindel has a problem with that pesky Arimaspi again," Discord said snapping King Grindel out of his thoughts about the weapons Brian possesses.

"Yes yes, they have returned and are destroying Griffonstone after we had just rebuilt the city to what it was in the days of King Grover," Grindel said lowering his head sadden about the plight of his people.

"Can you tell us more about them Grindel my friend," Luna said as she placed a hoof on his shoulder.

"There are four to five of them all the same size and they return every fifteen days always at noon to destroy the city," He said thinking about those monsters. "Many of my Griffons have been injured in the attacks and they will return in a week if that happens Griffonstone will be lost. My friends, I will do anything I will even give the talons of my eldest daughter to Sir Brian if he would vanquish these monsters from my lands," King Grendel said as he lowered his head as tears fell to the floor.

"True it would be a great Boon for Equestria and the Griffon Kingdom to straighten their alliance through a marriage but I must remind you that it is up to both Brian and Gilda to go through with it," Celestia said looking at Grendel then to Luna.

"Of course, I would not ask my daughter to do something she is against although she is one of those griffons that see a strong smart male as a perfect mate," Grendel smiled sheepishly. "And she is still virtues, headstrong and stubborn but still pure."

"Then we have nothing to worry about if I know my Brian he would jump at the chance to extend his Herd," Luna said with a smug grin.

Outside of Canterlot Boutique

"Ah-choo"

"Darling bless you I hope you're not coming down with something?" Rarity asked me hoofing me a handkerchief.

"No, I'm fine probably just some dust is all," I say taking the handkerchief from her. "Now are we just going to stand out here all day or we going inside?" I asked as I reach for the door handle opening it so Rarity could enter first.

Such a gentlecolt you are this is just one of the many reasons why I love you Brian dear," Rarity said lifting up just enough to kiss my cheek.

"Thank you, my Marshmallow Mare," I Said as we enter the store only to be greeted by a shocked and confused mare.
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"Ah, Sassy I am so glad you're here but where are my manors Sassy Saddles this is Brian my Fiancé and stallion of my Herd, and Brian this is my dear friend and store manager Sassy Saddles," Rarity said standing between us.

"It is a pleasure to meet you Miss Saddles, Rarity has told me so much about you," I said as I held my hand out for her to take.

Shaking off the shock Sassy returned to her normal demure and took my hand to where I gently kissed it.

"Oh my, such a gentlecolt you got here Rarity," Sassy said with a slight blush.

"Why, yes he is and he has so many talents you should just see what he can do with these figures of his," Rarity said emphasizing my figures.

"I would love to experience that first hoof but for now we have work to do am I correct?" Sassy asked as she rubbed her hind legs together.

"Of course darling now we have extended our stay for one more day so we do not need to rush on everything I would like to start with the basics, Brian the magazines if you would," Rarity said looking from Sassy to myself.

I walked over to a table and emptied out all the magazines on to it so both Mares could see them all.

"Ok, now I was thinking that you two do your fashion thing and I take the pictures," I said as I pulled out my Pentax K-1 camera and put a 512GB SD card in it. " Now I'm ready so when do the models show up or are you two going to be doing it?"

"I know you would just love to see use model for you sadly that won't happen our models should be here momentarily," Rarity said shaking her flank at me.

At that moment the door to the Boutique opened and in walked six ponies I had never met before, oh scratch that I have met three of them Berry Punch and Minuet or was it, Colgate and Roseluck.
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But the others I never met before as I was checking them over one of the stallions walked over to me.
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"Greeting my fine fellow my name is Fancy Pants and you must be Sir Brian I have heard great things about you from Miss Rarity," the stallion now known as Fancy Pants said as he offered me his hoof to shake.

"It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Pants or do you prefer Fancy?" I said shaking his hoof.

"Fancy is just fine and allow me to introduce my wife Fleur de Leis," Fancy said gesturing to the white unicorn mare with a pink and white mane and tail.
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Taking the Mare's hoof in my hand I give it a chased kiss. "Greeting Ms. Fleur and might I say Fancy you are one lucky stallion," I said making Fleur blush and Fancy Pants smile.

"This is all well a good but I have given up these few hours to come see this new style concept in fashion," the other stallion said kind of rudely if I might add.
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I found out from Fancy that this stallion's name was Hoity Toity and he means well but he doesn't always think before he speaks.

In the time that we spent talking Rarity and Sassy had taken the designs from human clothes and made them for ponies. I during this small fashion show I noticed that Hoity Toity's attitude changed completely. After all, this was the first time any pony got to see ponifide fashion from another world and I was getting a front row seat at it. I also took a bunch of pictures 1536MB to be exact.( If you must know that's three 512MB SD Cards.) But I have my five favorites the last one picture I took is my favorite one of all.
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As our fashion show came to a close Hoity Toity had signed a contract with Rarity for any and all new designs the fashionista would create. And Fancy Pants ordered copies of every photo for his own magazine and newspaper. All in all, I say it was a great day, I got to spend it with Rarity I made some friends like King Grendel and Fancy and I got to see Rarity in a Wedding Dress. But the day was coming to an end so we decided to have dinner and being engaged to a princess we were going to have dinner at the castle.

As we were about to leave Rarity turned to Sassy. "Sassy darling, you have helped me out so much how would you like to have dinner with us at the castle?" Rarity asked the mare making her drop all the fabric she was carrying in her magic.

"What, me eat at the castle with the princesses I, I couldn't I'm no some big important pony like that," Sassy said backing up then looking to the floor.

"Oh pish posh you have every right to dine with the princesses as anypony does beside I do remember Brian promising to show you what he can do with his fingers," Rarity said the last part in a very suggested tone.

After a few minutes on costing Sassy finally agreed. So the three of us made our way to the castle to have dinner with my other herd mate and her relatives.

At dinner, I spent twenty minutes talking with King Grendel about different ways to preserve meats we did do it away from the others due to the fact of not being meat eaters I even gave him some notes I wrote down earlier. Thanking me the king excused himself to get ready for bed. As for the rest of us, Celestia Discord and their children said their goodnights. Luna and Rarity convinced Sassy to remain until morning which she did a little confused about it but happy none the less.
As for me, I found out what those two mares of mine were up to. It seems Rarity had already spoken with Zecora and the others about Sassy and they all agreed that if she chose she could join the herd. So tonight was the night they were going to ask her and if she said yes I was going to be able to take her blackcherry like I did with the others. I was told to go for a walk while Rares and Lulu had their talk with Sassy. So that's what I did I just walked around the castle funny thing was I met a lot of different ponies from maids to guards. I was about to go for a walk in the garden when a guard told me I should return to my room. Heading there I opened the door to a very unexpected sight.
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"So I take it she said yes?" I asked as I saw Sassy lying on the bed without her clothes.

Smiling at them all three of my mares just giggled before I made my way over to the bed all the while thinking to myself only twenty-five more days, only twenty-five more days.