It was the start of a new day as the birds were singing and the flowers were blooming. On days like this, fillies would be playing outside with their friends. It was a perfect day for everyone to enjoy.

“I OVERSLEPT.”

Except for one purple dragon who was running down the castle halls to the viewing room. The reason why Spike overslept was that before he went to bed last night, he stayed up reading some of the comics he got from the box.

As he got closer to the viewing room door, Spike saw that the door was starting to open. He stopped in front of the open door just as his friends started to exit the room.

“Did you watch the episode, Twilight?” Spike asked, hoping that they didn’t start it.

Twilight blinked owlishly while looking at her assistant/brother and asked, “Why would I be, Twilight?

“Um, cause your a princess and we live in the crystal castle,” Spike said, confused by the purple mare’s answer.

“I don’t live in a castle,” Twilight said, oddly cheerful.

“Of course you live in a castle,” Spike said, waving his arms around.

“Take a look around you, Spikey boy,” Twilight said smiling.

Spike looked around to see that he wasn’t in the crystal castle but in some normal looking basement. He even saw a nice couch, table of snacks and a bunch of soda there. Turning back around, Spike didn’t see Twilight and her friends but the familiar looking fireball that just started to annoy him.

“NOW IT’S TIME FOR A GUYS NIGHT OUT,” Deadman screamed causing a giant flash of light.

Spike was blinded for a moment but once the light died down he found himself on the couch.

“CAN’T FORGET THE OTHER PLAYERS,” Deadman said causing smaller flashes to happen with popping noises as Spike covered his eyes. After a few moments, Spike looked up to see Shining Armor, Flash Sentry, Big Mac, Thorax, a scared Sunburst and a very annoyed Discord.

“Why,” Spike started to say as Deadman’s fireball form grew larger.

“I BROUGHT YOU HERE TO WATCH THIS BALL DROPPING, TESTOSTERONE FILLED EPISODE OF DEATH BATTLE. So have fun, cause mayhem and eat tacos,” Deadman said as he disappeared.

The ponies sat in silence until Shining asked, “What’s going on?”

“Just Deadman doing his own thing,” Discord said unamused while tapping his claw against the couch armrest.

“Deadman?” Shining, Sunburst, Thorax, Flash and Big Mac asked at the same time.

“He's the one who gave us the Death Battle episodes and box,” Spike explained causing Shining to nod. The others looked slightly confused by this.

“Death Battle? Isn't that the show you were talking about, your highness?” Flash asked, hearing how his superior was talking about it one day.

“Yes, Flash it's that show. But why would he want us to be here?” Shining asked, getting a bunch of shrugs.

“Probably wants us to watch the next episode,” Discord and Spike said at the same time. “The sooner we watch it, the sooner we can get out of here.”

“You sure about this Spike?” Thorax asked, unsure of the situation.

“That guy is crazy but he won’t hurt anyone unless he’s angry. Trust me, I’ve seen him angry,” Discord said while examining his talons.

“Ok, well let’s watch it then,” Sunburst said, calming down a bit.

“Ya I need to go, I was on my way to see my Marefriend right before I was taken to this place,” muttered an annoyed Flash.

Spike tried to grab the remote but Discord snatched it and pressed the play button.

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Interlude
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)

Boomstick: Sci-fi movies have taught me two very important things. One: I want my own lightsaber.

“A glowing sword would be pretty kickass…” Flash smiled.

“I know right?” said Spike imagining saving Rarity with a lightsaber

Boomstick: and Two: The future blows.

“Tell me about it,” muttered Spike still having nightmares of all of the alternate timelines that were caused by Starlight meddling with time.

Wiz: It's unavoidable, the warrior of the next millennium is the machine, such as The Terminator, the time traveling metal assassin.

That caused the mortal members of the group to shudder at such a terrifying name.

Boomstick: And RoboCop, Detroit's cyborg defender.

This was quick to catch Shining armor and Flash’s attention.

Wiz: These mechanized combatants have fought before, but never in a no-holds-barred, one-on-one duel to the death.

Boomstick: Or without brand restrictions.

"Wait. These two fought before?" Thorax asked.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Terminator
(*Cues: The Terminator (1984) - Main Theme*)

Wiz: In the distant future of 2004. The government deployed the world's first automated defense network, Skynet, to keep everybody on the planet safe and happy.

Everyone chuckled at that.

“Don't you just love it when sci-fi films try to predict the future?” Sunburst smirked.

“So we created Skynet 12 years ago huh?” Flash scoffed. “Funny how we missed that little event.”

“This is what happens when we ride our hoverboards too much.” Added Thorax, causing the rest of the group to laugh.

Boomstick: So. Skynet used the planet's nuclear arsenal to annihilate most of humanity and take over the world.

“....oops.” Big Mac deadpanned sarcastically.

“And this is what happens when you try to play god with machines” Shining stated, not noticing Spike nervously glance at the door leading to Twilight’s lab...

Boomstick: The age of machines had begun.

(*Cues: A Day In The Life - Terminator 3*)

Wiz: To combat the remaining human resistance, Skynet developed a specialized breed of robotic soldier.

Boomstick: Affectionately called the Terminator.

A human skull gets crushed under a metallic foot The camera moves up and reveals the first combatant; a humanoid, metallic, robot covered in a metal exoskeleton, human-shaped feet, a head that resembles a human skull , and wielding some kind of advanced looking weapon.

“Gulp.. well that’s quite intimidating,” muttered Sunburst while adjusting his glasses.

“Eeyup!” agreed Big Mac along with everyone else.

Wiz: Standing 6'2" and weighing almost 400 lbs, the T-850 terminator is a cybernetic organism - living tissue surrounding a hyper-alloy endoskeleton. This made the perfect disguise, capable of infiltrating enemy ranks with its human visage.

“Huh kind of like how my People use to do things,” commented Thorax remembering his race’s main strategy when it came to things..

Boomstick: Basically the whole point of the Terminator was to blend in with normal people, and then kill them. Yes, because two time powerlifting champion ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER is totally your average guy!

Once an image of a young Arnold was shown on screen the guys couldn't help but try to compare their muscles to his just to realize how much they come up short… well except Discord who could turn buff anytime he wanted.

“Cheater…” the rest of the group thought, glaring at the grinning chaos spirit.

Wiz: Sure, but only the Model 101 Class looked like that. The Terminator has hundreds of different possible faces.

Boomstick: What was that one designed for? Attracting women and making men feel inadequate?

Guy in hallway: Damn!

“Anyone else suddenly feel the need to work out?” Spike asked.

“Nope!” said Big Mac with a grin while flexing his muscles.

“Meh my Marefriend doesn't care if i have muscles so i’m not that torn up about it,” said Flash Sentry with a shrug.

(*Cues: I'll Be Back - Terminator 2: Judgement Day*)

Wiz: Using time displacement equipment, the Terminator was sent back in time to stop Skynet's greatest rival, John Connor, leader of the human resistance.

“Uge! Not more time shenanigans!” groaned out Spike.

“You ok their Spike?” asked a worried Thorax, wondering what was wrong with his friend.

The young drake took a calming breath. “It’s ok I just really hate time travel after the stuff me and Twilight went through.”

Boomstick: This model was first sent to super early abort John Connor, then protect John Connor, then protect John Connor again, and then blow up this bitch.

Terminator: You are terminated.

The Terminator blows up himself and the T-X using his hydrogen fuel cell.

“Sweeeet~!” awed out Discord while wearing some 3-D glasses.

(*Cues: Trust Me - Terminator 2: Judgement Day*)

Wiz: The T-850 is powered by twin hydrogen fuel cells. A single cell can last up to 120 years, but extensive damage may rupture the cell to critical condition.

“Hmmm I wonder if Twily could make a safer version of those things.” muttered Shining.

Boomstick: And it blows up like a small hydrogen bomb.

Wiz: Similar to the explosion that brought down the Hindenburg.

Boomstick: Luckily for Arnie, he can ditch a damaged cell before that happens, and he works just fine with just only one left, like Lance Armstrong, without the steroids.

“Ha!” laughed Discord the only one to get the joke.

Background
Cyberdyne Research Systems Series 850 Model 101 Infiltration Combat Unit
Manufacturer: Skynet
Height: 1.88 m / 6'2"
Weight: 172 kg / 380lbs
Core component: Coltan
Power source: 2 hydrogen fuel cells
Always comes back

Wiz: The Terminator is programmed with an abundance of subroutine data, including Skynet's extensive logs on all combat and weaponry throughout Earth's history. This even includes data on all previous T-800 models. Through this, he technically has more experience and skill than any human being could ever possibly achieve.

Most of the group went wide eyed at this and ones like shining armor couldn't help but worry at the thought of something like the terminator attacking his loved one’s.

Programming Routines
Adaptability
Learning machine
Adapts to human behavior through observation, interaction & questions
Combat & weaponry
Anything within Skynet's global database
Group Infiltration
Human anatomy
Voice mimicry
Basic psychology

(*Cues: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - T3*)

Boomstick: But while he's a master in all weaponry, he does have his favorites. In the future, the Terminator wields an M-27 Phased Plasma Rifle, which is too heavy and powerful for any ordinary person to use. When the time period doesn't have any space guns lying around, his weapons of choice include a Hardballer Longslide pistol, a 12-gauge Franchi shotgun, a portable M79 Grenade Launcher, and the beautiful M134 mini-gun. Oh man, just looking at it makes me feel wonderful pants feelings.

The group was left jaw dropped at the arsenal that the Terminator wielded.

“Is it wrong that i’m feeling the same thing as Boomstick?” asked Spike in a daze.

“It’d be weird if you didn’t,” said Discord.

Arsenal
M-27 Phased Plasma Rifle
Bull pup configuration
Helium plasma
40 watt range
Too heavy for humans
AMT Hardballer .45 Longslide
Magazine: 7 rounds
Laserlock sight
Franchi SPAS-12 Shotgun
Cartridge: 12 gauge
Magazine: 8 + 1 rounds
Pump-action & semi-auto options
M79 Grenade Launcher
40x46mm grenades
6 rounds/min
Max range: 400 m / 1311 ft
Weight: 2.9 kg / 6.5 lbs
Handheld GE M134 Minigun
Caliber: 7.62x51mm NATO
Rate of fire: 2,000 - 6,000 rpm
Max range: 1,000m / 3,200 ft
Weight: 38.6 kg / 85 lbs

Wiz: Speaking of feelings, the Terminator is a learning machine, adapting to human behavior through observation and interaction. It can even learn to feel genuinely sad, which is odd since Skynet designed it to be a merciless mass murderer.

“That’s… pretty dumb,” muttered out Sunburst not really seeing the point of that feature.

“Maybe it helps it blend in?” suggested Thorax.

John Connor: Jesus, you were gonna kill that guy!

Terminator: Of course, I'm a Terminator.

“It’s kind of in the name kid,” mocked Discord.

John Connor: Just put up your hand and say "I swear I won't kill anyone".

Terminator: I swear I will not kill anyone. (Shoots a security guard in the knees) He'll live.

“Well… he’s not lying I guess,” muttered out Flash.

(*Cues: Helicopter Chase - Terminator 2: Judgement Day*)

Boomstick: Sad or not, The Terminator is a beast in combat. He's even taken down superior models like the next-gen T-900's, the nearly invincible T-1000, and even the T-X; which is actually an anti-Terminator.

“So wait it killed it’s own terminator?” asked Shining in awe.

“So cool!” said Spike.

Wiz: The Terminator is a master marksman, with advance analysis, calculative, and observational tools. He can survive massive blows, power shortages, and getting dragged through an entire city. Plus, after the last T-800 was melted in a steel mill, Skynet upgraded his titanium exoskeleton to coltan, which can withstand extreme temperatures over 3000*C.

Feats
Smashed through a building
Has tricked humans and machines alike
Killed the technically superior T-900s, T-1000, and T-X
Escaped liquid nitrogen freeze twice
Can lift several cars
Program survived and revived at T3
Successfully killed John Connor

Boomstick: Why even bother making new Terminators? The T-850 is clearly the best.

“Agreed,” said the group.

Terminator: Hasta-La-Vista, baby.

He shoots the frozen T-1000, shattering it.

“I guess you can say he was put on ICE,” said Discord with a pair of Sunglasses while the rest of the group groaned in frustration from the pun.

“YEAAAAAAHHHHH!”

“Thanks Deadman,” thanked Discord.

“No prob.”

(*Cues: It's Over, Good Bye - Terminator 2: Judgment Day*)

Wiz: Each Terminator is not unique, made by assembly for quick deployment. To save time, Skynet forgoes high end software protection, leaving the Terminator easily hackable. In fact, the one T-850 who protected Connor on Judgement day was reprogrammed not once, but four separate times. Just screams lazy, lazy design.

The Terminator scrolls through different phrases to say and selects one.

Terminator: Fuck you asshole.

While most of the group were snickering at the scene shining was just shaking his head at the thought of ANY army leaving such a blaring weakness on the back bone of their army.

Weakness
Easily hackable
Detectable by dogs
Dangerous power source
Sometimes defeated by humans
Vulnerable to precise attacks from behind
Worst fear: Hydraulic presses

(*Cues: Terminator 2: Judgement Day - Main Theme*)

Boomstick: But it's a little hard to hack something that can kill you with one hand in twenty million different ways. The Terminator is one of the deadliest assassins in movie history. If you get in his way, don't bother running, you're already dead.

“Omae wa mō shindeiru,” muttered Discord while having some REALLY thick eyebrows and being really buff.

“... am I the only one who just felt his balls drop just now?” asked Shining Armor wondering why the simple line sounded more manly than dragons and hoofball combined.

“Nope!” said Big mac with a slightly deeper voice.

Terminator: I'll be back.

He walks out of the police station, only to come back driving a car right through the front door.

“Huh well what do you know? He did come back,” commented Spike.

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While discord was impressed by the machine's ability to cause chaos through the timeline itself the rest of the group where just glad that the terminator didn't exist in their world.

“My money's on the terminator he just seems like the best choice,” said Thorax. Getting nods of agreement from Spike and Big Mac.

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RoboCop
(*Cues: RoboCop 1987 - Rock Shop *)

Wiz: Alex J.Murphy was a good police officer with a good family, as with many good cops, that all changed when he was transferred to Detroit, Michigan. What began as a routine patrol through the city became the most important moment of Murphy's life: his death.

A shotgun-wielding thug blows Murphy's hand off.

Boomstick/everyone but Discord: HOLY SHIT!

As Murphy screams, he is repeatedly shot by multiple thugs wielding shotguns.

“Uge… I think i’m going to be sick,” muttered out a greened face Spike.

Boomstick: Damn! That guy can eat more bullets than 50 Cent.

(*Cues: RoboCop 1987 - Across the Board*)

Wiz: Murphy would have been six feet under, if the mega corporation Omni Consumer Products had not stepped in. By privatizing Detroit's police force, OCP technically owned Murphy's corpse.

“What!?” screamed the group when they heard that little tidbit of info.

Background
Real name: Alex J. Murphy
Height: 1.83m/6'0
Weight: 155kg/342lbs
Police Districts: Detroit and Delta City
Codename: Beta One
Daily Upkeep: $12589.17
Programmed with high-level USA police training

Boomstick: That doesn't seem legal at all.

“I’ll say,” growled out Shining Armor. Thinking that if someone did that to his men would get his blood boiling.

Wiz: With unchecked crime on the rise, OCP's...uhh...forward thinking executive, Bob Morton proposed a bailout plan so ridiculously absurd, it just might work.

(*Cues: RoboCop 1987 - Rock Shop*)

Boomstick: They would rebuild Murphy. Better, stronger, with less flexibility, which of course, means robo parts. The result was one bad mother fucker: RoboCop.

(Multiple scenes of RoboCop stopping crimes are shown.)

The group look in awe at Robocop’s war on crime, even Discord look impressed at the metal warrior's battle to protect the peace.

Bob: What are your prime objectives?

RoboCop: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.

(He shoots through a female hostage's dress to nail a criminal in the crotch)

The entire group winced at this while their hooves/claws went to their crotches.

“Heheheh… Head shot,” chuckled the disembodied voice of Deadman.

Boomstick: With the durability of a tank, and the firepower of a one man army, RoboCop nearly annihilated all of Detroit's street crime in just a couple of days. The man was unstoppable.

Wiz: But was he man, or machine?

Male Officer: This guy is really good.

Female Officer: He's not a guy; he's a machine.

“But he still has the soul of a man who want’s to protect,” said Flash, glaring at the female officer.

(*Cues: RoboCop - The Dream*)

Wiz: RoboCop is 99% artificial, but he relies on the most complicated known machinery, a human brain.

Boomstick: Even after OCP tried to make him their own personal robo-pet, the man called Murphy still lived.

That got some grins from the group, proud that Murphy was still in fighting the good fight.

Wiz: With no family, a contorted public image, and the constant threat of deactivation by his corporate owners, the struggle to regain his humanity would consume Murphy's every waking moment, while also fighting crime, and that's just his good days.

“Poor guy…” muttered Sunburst along with everyone.

“Eeyup,” agreed Big Mac with a look of pity.

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Boomstick: Fortunately, his cutting edge arsenal makes locking up the bad guys the easiest part. Housed in his nifty right leg is the custom Auto-9 machine pistol, one of the most powerful hand cannons ever made. In his left leg, he's got several tactical ordnance grenades, each with adjustable power levels.

Wiz: At level three, a single ordnance can annihilate a metal security door. So just imagine what maximum level ten can do.

“*chuckle*” laughed Discord liking the sound of those grenades.

Boomstick: If he needs a bit more firepower, Murphy has an attachable Weapon Arm; complete with machine gun, flamethrower, and anti-tank smart bomb missile, and for those extra special moments, there's the Cobra Assault Cannon, which goes boom, and then there's no more anything.

The group stared wide eyed at the vast arsenal that put the terminator's to shame.

Arsenal
Auto-9 Pistol
Magazine: 50 rounds
Standard 3 round bursts
Tactical Ordnance

Triggered "sticky" grenades
10 charge levels
Options: Explosive, inflatable sack, electro-field

Flightpack
Sub-sonic speed
Separate battery pack
Can double as a recharge station

Weapon Arm
Calico M950A machine gun
Magazine: 100 rounds
Max range: 274 m / 900 ft

Flamethrower
Max range: 46 m / 150 ft

Smart Bomb
Anti-tank weapon
Missile properties

Cobra Assault Cannon
40mm armor-piercing high-explosive incendiary rounds

(RoboCop shoots the ED-209 with the Cobra Assault Cannon and the top of it explodes)

Sitcom Guy: I´d buy THAT for a dollar.

“Me too!” cheered Spike.

“Me three!” agreed Thorax, just as excited as his friend.

(The legs of the defeated ED-209 fall over and then twitch)

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Wiz: He also has a subsonic jet pack, which helps him jump sharks.

Boomstick: I...I don't even...

William Ray Morgan: Where's your sense of humor?!

RoboCop: Right here.

(RoboCop raises his fist and punches him in the face)

Boomstick:...Jesus Christ

“Ha! Now that's a one liner!” laughed Shining Armor.

Wiz: Murphy is also equipped with state of the art hardware and software, Including a thermograph, a video recorder and a terminal strip for collecting data...

Boomstick: Or for ripping out throats! Just look at that thing!!

“Ouch…” winced Sunburst while rubbing his neck after seeing Robocop rip a guy's throat out with a USB flash drive.

Wiz: No wonder Detroit's falling apart! All their USB flash drives can double as shivs!

“Meh almost anything can be made into a shiv if you're creative enough,” bragged Discord gaining some worried looks from the rest of the group.

Boomstick: Murphy´s armor is made up of carbo-ceramic-reinforced titanium, with laminated Kevlar, which basically means it'll stop pretty much anything. It's like the Pepperidge farm bread packaging of armour!

RoboCop: I´m composed of titanium. I don't believe you are. (Draws the Auto nine) Your move.

The entire SWAT team scatters.

This caused the group to bust out laughing.

“Hahahaha! This guy is awessome!” laughed Flash Sentry wiping some tears from his eye’s.

(*Cues: RoboCop 1987 - Rock Shop*)

Boomstick: Each leg has two rambolts, which can anchor him into the ground to stop fleeing motorboats and speeding cars.

Wiz: He also has a targeting system so precise, he can catch and even shoot bullets out of thin air.

“I've only heard a FEW unicorns in history that had such accuracy,” muttered out Shining Armor in awe

Boomstick: Expert marksman? More like master of the impossible!

Then group was shocked and enraged when they see a criminal holding a baby hostage as RoboCop is held back at the risk of the baby in jeopardy.

Criminal: Don't try to follow me!

RoboCop: We won't.

Criminal: The baby is going with me!

RoboCop: No.

Criminal: I´ll kill it man! I´ll do it! I´ll fucking kill it!

“Coward!” hissed out Spike as his pupils started to slit. And Thorax started to hiss like his old changeling self.

RoboCop: We can't have that.

“Buck him up!” cheered Big Mac in a rare form of rage.

(He uses his advanced targeting to calculates the ricochet angle from a nearby steel door, then fires, hitting the criminal in the head, allowing his partner to rescue the baby)

The group cheered at Murphy’s skill and for rescuing the child.

Software and hardware
Terminal Strip
Rambolt
Armor
Carbo-ceramic reinforced titanium armor
Laminated kevlar
Thermograph
Complex targeting systems
Voice stress analyzer
Video and audio recorder

Wiz: Murphy has defeated plenty of technically superior combat machines, and endured dozens of seemingly fatal situations. He's strong enough to lift a 10-ton armored door, tough enough to survive a bazooka, brave enough to plunge into a giant nuclear plant monster thing and kill it from inside...?

Boomstick: Note to self: remember to weed garden.

“Agreed,” muttered Discord in agreement as he wrote that down to remember later.

Wiz: And if that's not crazy enough for you, he's even rescued Sting from the Four Horsemen in WCW wrestling. Yes. This is real.

“That is the coolest thing i’ve heard… of all time.” stated Shining Armor in awe.

Feats
Defeated ED-209, RoboCop 2, Deathspore, ED-260A, and RoboCable
Tanked a building busting bomb
Survived a Class-1 bio-toxin bomb
Lifted a 10 ton armored door
Survived a 3000 PSI hydraulic press
Can catch a bullet in mid-air
Rescued Sting from the Four Horsemen in WCW...seriously

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Boomstick: Murphy may be a walking tank, but he also moves like one. He's SO SLOW!!

This caused Flash Sentry to wince at the pathetic Speed that Robocop was “running”

Wiz: His main function is to chase the bad guys! You´d think OCP would´ve prioritized running legs over, say, his Frisbee skills. Also, Murphy´s battery can only last about 24 hours without recharging, but consistent damage can quickly drain his power. In prolonged combat with someone his equal, Murphy is in constant danger of power failure.

Boomstick: To top it off, his human parts add extra vulnerability, which is stupid because it means he can even get a common cold and...

(RoboCop then sneezes what looks like a bolt of electricity, which hits the ground)

“HOLY CRAP!” yelled a surprised Sunburst almost falling out of his chair.

(*Cues: RoboCop 3 - Robo Saves Lewis*)

Boomstick: FUCKING SNEEZE LIGHTING BOLTS OUT OF HIS FACE! It doesn't matter how many flaws he's got! RoboCop is a badass!

“Agreed,” said everyone.

Weaknesses
Requires daily power recharge
Slow mobility on foot
Conflicts his own programming
Not programmed for martial arts
Mechanical heart weak to impacts
Cannot escape liquid nitrogen freezing on his own
Possesses some vulnerable human organics

Owner: Nice shooting son. What's your name?

RoboCop: Murphy.

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The group was getting excited for the battle.

“Me and Flash are rooting for Robocop,” said Shining as everyone could understand why two royal guards would root for Robocop.

“I’m going to stay neutral on this one,” stated Discord.

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Wiz: All right. The combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a robo Death Battle!

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Death Battle

The scene is in a busy city (presumably Detroit). Terminator enters the area via time travel in a gun store.

Salesman: Holy shit! Hey, where'd you come from? How'd you do that?

Terminator: Give me your guns... and your clothes. Now!

Salesman: Whoa, hey buddy, that's not really my thing. Hey... what are you doing? Don't touch that! *screams*

Suddenly, an explosion occurs, blowing up most of the store and killing the salesman.

“... was it really necessary to blow up the store?” asked Thorax with a deadpanned look.

(*Cues: The Terminator - Title Theme*)

Terminator then proceeds to exit the fiery building with all of his guns and wearing his trademark outfit, with his sunglasses being the last piece put on.

“Yes, yes it was,” said Discord answering Thorax’s previous question.

(*Cues: RoboCop 3 - Death Of Lewis*)

RoboCop arrives in a police car in order to arrest the Terminator.

RoboCop: Freeze, creep. You're under arrest. Come quietly or there'll be... *draws his Auto-9* ...trouble.

“This is going to be good,” Flash said in a giddy voice.

(*Cues: RoboCop 3 - Robo Fights Otomo*)

The Terminator then takes out his Hardballer and analyzes RoboCop, classifying him as a cyborg with a high threat level, and noting his titanium and laminated kevlar, as well as two vital weak points: his human brain and "human heart".

Terminator: Negative. Walk away if you want to live.

RoboCop also analyzes his opponent, classifying him as a cyborg of unknown origin, then noting his weapons, his two hydrogen fuel cells and the danger posed if they're damaged, and Terminator's cool sunglasses.

“Eyup,” Big Mac agreed with robocop's opinion on the Terminator’s sunglasses.

RoboCop: You are coming with me. Alive... or dead.

FIGHT!

(*Cues: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - Terminator Tangle*)

The Terminator fires his hardballer pistol, which has no affect on RoboCop. Robocop then fires multiple shots from his handcannon, which slightly staggers Terminator. Afterward, the two continuously fire their handguns as they walk towards each other. Terminator throws away his hardballer and pulls out his shotgun, then proceeds to shoots RoboCop multiple times at close range, knocking him back.

“Hmmm it takes a shotgun to push back Robocop while it just takes Robocop’s hanconon to stagger the Terminator,” muttered Shining Armor as he kept a close eye on the match.

Terminator: Out of my way! *fires at RoboCop*

Terminator proceeds to hit RoboCop with the shotgun a few times and while Robocop attempts to counter by shooting with his handcannon, Terminator grabs his arm and evades the shots, then continues hitting him with his shotgun. RoboCop then twirls his handcannon and shoots the shotgun out of the Terminator's hand, but Terminator dominates him in hand to hand.

RoboCop: Take that, criminal scum...*interrupted by punch*

"HA!" laughed Discord.

Then RoboCop manages to gets two hits in, the last one breaking his opponent's sunglasses. Angered, the Terminator punches him repeatedly, slams him into the ground, breaking the road, pummels him, then throws him through the window of his own police car. Terminator takes out his grenade launcher, throws up a round, catches it, and places it into the chamber as he prepares to send RoboCop off.

Terminator: Hasta la vista... baby.

“So cool!” cheered a starry eyed Spike.

The Terminator fires his grenade launcher, completely obliterates the entire car, seemingly winning the whole battle right there.

“YES” cheered team Terminator.

“It’s not over yet,” said Flash with a grin.

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

However, RoboCop comes out of the wreckage with his flight pack and cobra assault cannon.

RoboCop: Good news, scum. *aims cobra assault cannon* You are no longer under arrest.

He fires it at the Terminator, who is knocked back. Terminator evades all of the other shots, retrieving his shotgun, and hides. As RoboCop flies around searching for his opponent, the Terminator is climbing a building. RoboCop stays floating in midair, unable to find his adversary.

RoboCop: Hmm... do you plan on hiding forever?

The Terminator is shown at the top of a rooftop, revving up his minigun.

Terminator: No!

“Surprise Motherfucker!” yelled Discord while wearing a black polo shirt.

(*Cues: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - Terminator Tangle again*)

He then proceeds to fire and lands several solid hits on the surprised RoboCop, who is knocked back. RoboCop manages to evade the remainder of the fire and analyzes the minigun, finding a weakness in its 6 barrel pivot. He fires six shots, each of which hit their marks, jamming the minigun, which Terminator discards. RoboCop charges at him, but Terminator aims his grenade launcher, calculating the arc angle.

Terminator: Time to bring you down to earth!

He manages to hit the flight pack with the grenade launcher, causing it to malfunction. With his flight pack out of control, RoboCop jumps off onto the rooftop as it flies off towards the ground without him. RoboCop attaches the weapon arm, and Terminator throws aside his grenade launcher for his shotgun and jumps down towards him.

RoboCop: Your move.

Terminator lands a hit, but RoboCop retaliates with his flamethrower, continuously burning him.

(*Cues: Robocop 1987 - Rock Shop*)

RoboCop: Property damage. Resisting arrest. Assaulting an officer. Murderer, your hot streak ends here.

RoboCop stops firing the flamethrower and the Terminator, a part of his face burned, is agitated.

Terminator: Fuck you, Dick-wad!

RoboCop: You have the right to remain silent...

RoboCop then kicks the Terminator off of the building, and aims at his falling opponent with his weapon arm.

RoboCop: I suggest you exercise it.

Note to self remember to use that line when capturing a criminal,” muttered Shining armor getting a nod from Flash Sentry.

He fire his smart bomb missile, which hits the Terminator, forcing him into an oil tank, which creates a massive explosion. RoboCop jumps down from the building,

"do a flip!" cheered Discord.

(*Cues: Death by Fire/Terminator Gets Up - The Terminator 1984*)

but the Terminator makes it out, with his human skin and clothes destroyed, but the machine underneath unscathed and still holding his shotgun in his left hand. He then opens a hidden compartment in his chest, and reaches inside it with his right hand, pulling out a plasma rifle. He then fires at RoboCop, two of the shots which hit, stunning his weapon arm and right leg. RoboCop is then forced to limp away into cover behind a car in order to evade the plasma rifle blasts. Once he gets behind the car, he lifts it up with one hand and throws it towards the Terminator, trapping his right arm. The Terminator is forced to tear itself away from its right arm and then marches towards RoboCop with his shotgun.

“He’s willing to give up a arm to continue,” muttered a terrified Flash Sentry.

(*Cues: Terminator 2 main theme*)

Terminator fires shot after shot, damaging part of RoboCop's visor display and draining his battery level from 6% to 5%. RoboCop scans for a weakness, finding one in the Terminator's waist hinge. Eventually, RoboCop is forced into a corner as Terminator points his shotgun at his opponent's head. But just as the Terminator pulls the trigger... the weapon's out of ammo.

“Huh?” asked a dumbfounded team Terminator.

RoboCop: Nine shots. You're out.

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Discord grinned and said. “you done goofed,”

Without another hand for the Terminator to reload his shotgun, RoboCop then attaches a level 10 ordinance grenade to the Terminator, grounds himself with his rambolts, and then takes out his handcannon.

RoboCop: Checkmate.

He then shoots the grenade with his pistol, causing a huge explosion. RoboCop is damaged, but is alright, and thinks the fight is over.

“I doubt it.” said Sunburst.

(*Cues: Death by Fire/Terminator Gets Up - The Terminator 1984*)

RoboCop is surprised to see that Terminator is still functional, crawling with one arm and with its head turned the other way. He proceeds to lift up the Terminator by his neck.

RoboCop: What are you doing? This fight is over.

The Terminator then turns his head in the right direction towards RoboCop.

“Whoa!” yelled out a startled Spike. “ that creepy.”

Terminator: Not... yet.

RoboCop, at 1% charge, realizes that the fuel cells have been ruptured.

RoboCop: Hydrogen fuel cells... ruptured!

“SHIT!” yelled out everyone. If one fuel cell had such destructive they shuddered at the thought of TWO exploding at the same time.

The Terminator, intent on taking his opponent with him, tries reaching out to grab RoboCop.

Terminator: You... are... terminated.

“I gotta give the wind up toy credit, it never gives up,” complemented Discord.

(*Cues: The Terminator - Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines*)

With quick thinking, RoboCop straps Terminator to the flight-pack, which crash-landed on a car nearby, and sends him into the air.

Terminator: I'll... be... BACK!

Shortly after he says this, the hydrogen fuel cells explode, creating a huge explosion as the screen goes white. The head surprisingly comes down with the red eyes still glowing. RoboCop proceeds to twirl his pistol and places it back into his leg.

K.O.!

RoboCop then walks forward and stomps on the Terminator's head, shattering it, then continues walking.

Results
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Boomstick: I don't think he'll be back from that one.

“I’ll say,” muttered out a bummed out Thorax.

Wiz: Terminator may have held the speed advantage, but RoboCop trumped everything else. His arsenal certainly had more destructive force behind it.

Boomstick: You'd think the Terminator's space rifle would be enough, but RoboCop has tanked plasma shots before.

Wiz: In fact, the difference in survivability is very clear cut. RoboCop fell from the top of a skyscraper on to a gas tank which then exploded... and he was fine.

“While no superman levels of durability it’s still really impressive,” said Shining Armor.

Boomstick: The Terminator was blown up by a homemade pipe bomb.

“In the words of Rainbow Dash, lame~,” mocked Spike.

Wiz: RoboCop pushed a building-busting bomb into a warehouse (that's solid brick by the way), which detonated in his face... and he was fine.

“The guys like a walking fortress,” said Flash in awe.

Boomstick: The Terminator was obliterated by the same kind of explosion.

Wiz: RoboCop stopped and REVERSED a 3000 psi hydraulic press with his bare hands...

Boomstick: Y-you guys see where this is going now, right?

“Yay we get it Boomstick,” snarked Sunburst with an eye roll.

Wiz: And being part-human means that Murphy can think more creatively, adding a level of unpredictability the Terminator could not immediately understand.

Boomstick: The Terminator almost had a victory, until it blew up in his face.

“Boo! Get of the stage!” yelled Discord.

Wiz: The winner is RoboCop.

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Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.

The group sees a figure that they could barely see but they could see that he has a mustache and a cap with an L on it.

Then they saw another figure that looked like a fox… with two tails.

“Well this will be interesting,” said a confused Spike.

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“Well that was all well and good but usually we would get something from a magic box after an episode but that’s back in the castle,” said Spike with a disappointed tone.

But before anyone could say anything a bright light filled the room blinding everyone.

“What in Harmony’s name was that?” asked Sunburst while rubbing his eye’s.

Once everyone one’s vision came back to them the first thing they noticed was they were all at sugar cube center sitting around a table and the second thing they noticed was that each one of them had a wrapped gift sat in front of them on the table.

“Well this is new,” muttered Spike as he notice a note placed on top of his gift.

Picking it up Spike began to read, “Hope you enjoyed your guys night out. Here’s some presents and have a Merry Christmas.”

“What’s this Christmas thing?” Shining and Flash asked while Sunburst and Thorax looked confused.

“A human world holiday like our Hearth’s Warming Eve,” Spike said as he picked his gift and started to unwrap it. Once all the paper was taken off, Spike opened the box to find a load of comics inside. “Sweet, what did you guys get?”

Big Mac held up a familiar black leather jacket while wearing black sunglasses.

Shining Armor had a gun similar to Robocop and started to inspect it.

Sunburst was looking through a book that had different charts and graphs inside it. If any of them looked closely, they would see that the book showed different designs and some pictures of certain robots and machines.

Flash was trying on a helmet that looked like a pony version of Robocop’s helmet. Once on, Flash said, “I’m never taking this off.”

Thorax held up a terminator action figure and said, “cool.”

“Okay. I guess we should go back home,” Spike said, jumping off his chair.

“I guess we should. It’s gonna be a long ride back,” Shining said as Flash, Sunburst and Thorax walked towards the door. Once outside, the prince of the crystal kingdom turned back to the Ponyville residents and said, “We should do this again sometime.”

“Yeah but on our own terms. Anyways I need to get back so bye everyone,” Spike said, running towards the castle while muttering. “I got to take care of a few things.”

Everyone else said their goodbyes as Big Mac walked towards his farm in silence. He just about home when he heard a scream coming from the Everfree Forest. Without even thinking, Big Mac ran into the forest to find out where the screaming came from. A moment later and Big Mac found Cheerilee in a clearing as a Timberwolf was looming over her.

The timberwolf was getting closer to Cheerilee as she just laid there, waiting for somepony to save her. The wooden animal opened its maw, ready to bite her, when it looked up and was hit with a cart. Looking at the rekt cart, she saw Big Mac slowly dismount from it and make his way towards her.

Once he was in front of her, he held out his hoof to the school teacher. Cheerilee was confused as she asked, “Does this mean come with you if I want to live?”

“Eeyup,” Big Mac simply said.

While Cheerilee got back to her hoofs, the sound of wood snapping drew their attention back to the cart. The timberwolf was slowly reconstructing itself as it clawed it’s out of the wreckage.

“Nope,” said big Mac as he picked up one of the wheels from the cart and chucked with all of his strength at the twisted monster and when it hit both it and the Timberwolf were sent flying into the distance.

Cheerilee walked up to Big Mac and said, “My hero,” while hugging him. Big Mac just smirked while adjusting his glasses at the job well done.

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Chapter end! Next ti-*record scratch* “wait! Wait! Wait! Hold on before we end the chapter here’s a trailer for you guys!”

Trailer start in 3… 2… 1!

(a DEADMAN PRODUCTION!)

YOU LOVED THE MAIN SIX WATCHES DEATH BATTLE.

Random commentor: What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit?

NOW WE BRING YOU THE NEXT BIG THING!

Trepp: ….WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DON’T HAVE ANYTHING PLANNED OUT!?, YOU STUPID MOTHER-

A THRILLING TALE OF BEST FRIENDS!

Rainbow Dash: Heh, we finally found a perfect match for you. Miracles do happen.

Sunset: FUCK YOU RAINBOW DASH!

WHERE OUR HEROES WILL LEARN IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS.

????:Invest in real estate. There's no such thing as a preferment record. Always eat breakfast. All the girls on the internet are actually dudes. And you should never, ever buy the extended warranty on anything...EVER. Oh, also, chicks like it when you tell them their pretty, but they also like it when you're kind of a dick to em. So, mix it up a little!

Pinkie Pie: I’m learning!

STARRING: SUNSET SHIMMER.

Sunset: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. *fires a rifle wildly onto some assholes*

AND THESE ASSHOLES!

Human 6: HEY

ENJOY AS THEY WATCH A SHOW THAT ASK THE REAL QUESTIONS!

Pan up from the ground and close in on two soldiers on top of a base, one clad in maroon armor, the other in orange.

Maroon armor: Hey.

Orange: Yeah?

Maroon Armor: You ever wonder why we’re here?

SUNSET AND FRIENDS WATCHES RED VS BLUE!

COMING SOON… ISH.

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