The mane six watches death battle.
Chapter 32: Luigi VS Tails.
Previous Chapter Next ChapterThe next day Twilight was waiting for her friends in front of her castle for the next episode of death battle, Hopefully Spike would be able to get them.
As the minutes passed Twilight noticed a blue speck in the sky starting to slowly get closer, smiling Twilight open the front door letting her friends rainbow dash in.
As Rainbow Dash flew in, Twilight noticed she was wearing the large cap that covered up most of her mane.
“What's with the cap?”
“I had an… annoying run-in with Discord today,” Rainbow Dash said.
“Anyways, ready for today’s episode?” asked Twilight.
“Aww yeah, it’s gonna be so awesome. I can’t wait for the others to get here,” Rainbow said, punching the air in front of her as a knocking sound was heard. Rainbow flew to the front door while saying, “Hey girls, what’s….up?”
What Rainbow saw wasn’t her friends standing there excitingly chatting away. What was there was a small orange pegasus filly with a purple mane as she looked up at the older mare.
“Squirt? What're you doing here?” Rainbow asked, landing on the ground. She began to think if she promised Scootaloo anything recently but came up with nothing.
“Hey, Rainbow Dash. Can we hang out?” Scootaloo asked, flapping her little wings in excitement.
“Well, i was kinda gonna do something with Twilight and the others,” Rainbow began to say as Scootaloo looked at the ground.
“Oh,” the orange filly said, feeling a bit depressed.
Seeing her little friend and little sister figure in such a sad state had Rainbow Dash quickly think of a way to fix this. “ Though i’m sure Twilight wouldn't mind if you joined us.”
The little filly looked up at her idol and asked, “Really?”
“I'm sure it'll be fine,” Rainbow said while waving a hoof dismissively. “Now c’mon inside squirt. It's gonna start as soon as everypony gets here.”
Scootaloo didn't know what was gonna start but followed Rainbow into the viewing room where Twilight was. Once inside, the filly marveled at the sheer size of the TV as Rainbow landed by Twilight.
“Yo Twi, is it ok if Scoots joins us for this Episode?” the blue mare asked her purple friend. Said mare thought about it for a moment before she just shrugged her shoulders.
“I don’t see why not,” Twilight said with a smile much to the young filly’s joy. “Scootaloo i think i should warn you that what we're about to watch might get a bit violent,” Twilight said, hoping the filly would understand the implications of her warning.
“Don’t worry Twilight i’m a big girl,” said the little pegasus with pride much to the amusement of the two adult mares.
“You sure are squirt,” said Rainbow dash as she ruffled the orange filly’s mane causing her to let out few giggles.
It didn’t take them long for the others to arrive and see Scootaloo there, eating a few marshmallows. After Twilight explained why the filly was there, she grabbed the remote and pressed play.
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Interlude
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: With the dragon slain and the princess rescued, the hero revels in gold, glory and cake.
“And a "thank you for saving me" kisses!” Spike added, giving Rarity a wink.
“Down boy.” Rarity giggled while the rest of the group chuckled.
Boomstick: But they couldn't have done it without a little help.
Wiz: The sidekick. The people's champion would be lost without his player 2.
“Sidekicks huh?” Scootaloo mused before smiling at her big sister. “So Dash…”
“Maybe when you're older.”
“Aw~”
Wiz: Such as Luigi, Mario's younger brother...
“Wait, younger brother?” Starlight said with interest, unaware that the heroic plumber had any siblings.
Boomstick: And Tails the Fox, Sonic's deformed flying stalker.
“So one of Sonic’s friends is in this fight huh? That explains why Discord did this to my mane.” Rainbow stated before taking off her cap, revealing that her mane had been styled to look just like Sonic’s quills. She smirked before glancing at her friends who were all trying not to snicker. “Just so you all know, I still have my book.”
Wiz: Now we have already proven that standard Mario and Sonic series power-ups perfectly counter each other, so, to not waste time, we're giving these second strings only what unique to them.
“Make sense,” said Twilight with a shrug.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
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Luigi
(*Cues: Super Mario All-Stars - Game Select Theme*)
Wiz: After clobbering Koopas, besting Bowser, and saving the princess, who gets all the credit?
Boomstick: Mario, of course.
“Wait, what?” Spike asked.
Boomstick: Leaving his lanky brother with rejected sloppy seconds.
“That hardly seems fair.” Fluttershy mumbled, feeling sorry for the younger sibling.
“I’ll say,” muttered Applejack.
(*Cues: New Super Luigi U - Main Theme*)
Wiz: No doubt, Luigi has it rough. Despite being born as one of the seven star children destined for greatness, it's not easy being second fiddle to the most popular character in video game history, yet he doesn't seem to mind. Like a good sidekick, Luigi exists only to help Mario, never asking for his own slice of the cake.
Boomstick: So he's pretty much a slave.
"I wouldn't say slave, he's more like… a really effective partner." Twilight elaborated, giving Spike an affectionate pat on the head.
“I’m sure he gets his reward in some way,” said Rarity.
Wiz: In a way, but this devotion makes him the perfect teammate, helping to save the Mushroom Kingdom time and time again.
Boomstick: What did Mario do to him to make him so obedient? He's gotta have some serious dirt from their childhood.
Background
Age: 26
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 200 lbs.
Mario's Younger Brother
Citizen of Mushroom Kingdom
Trained by the Jellyfish Sisters & the Thunder God
Wiz: Luigi may take subordination to an extreme, but he's no pushover. In fact, he's not only taller than Mario, but also faster and more athletic.
“That does make sense, considering he's thinner and taller than his brother.” said Rainbow Dash.
Wiz: He can jump over 6 feet higher, plus after studying Yoshi's superb jumping ability, Luigi developed his own variant of the dinosaur's floating technique, the Scuttle Jump.
“Impressive.” Applejack mused while Fluttershy giggled at how silly the Scuttle Jump looked
“Heheh! Reminds me of how i float when i flap my wings,” laughed Scootaloo while flapping her small wings to do just that.
Skills & Abilities
Superhuman Strength & Stamina
Scuttle Jump
Super Jump
Green Missile
Luigi Cyclone
Super Jump Punch
Superior Jumping Ability
Boomstick: His abilities don't end with the mid-air hustle, Luigi has plenty of powerful attacks, each of which, if pulled off perfectly, increase their damage for quick KO's. The spinning Luigi Cyclone, the rocketing Green Missile,
The screen changed to showcase several of his moves, Rainbow and Scootaloo applauded the Luigi Cyclone, hoping to learn a move like that.
“Now that's what I call using your head!” Pinkie joked upon seeing the Green Missile, earning the collective groan from the rest of the audience.
“Leave the bad puns to Boomstick dear.” Rarity sighed.
Boomstick: And the Super Jump Punch, which can send his foe up into the air so high, they never come back down.
Luigi sneaks up on Jigglypuff from behind and uses the Super Jump Punch, knocking Jigglypuff into the background.
Jigglypuff: JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!
Spike, Scootaloo, Pinkie, and Rainbow burst out laughing at the sight.
“Poor Jigglypuff…” mumbled Fluttershy feeling bad for the pink ball pokemon.
(*Cues: Athletic Theme - New Super Mario Bros. Wii*)
Wiz: In addition, He has numerous power-ups at his disposal, including his trusty hammer and the Vanish Power Flower, which makes him invisible and intangible.
Wiz: Luigi could be next to you…
Everyone shivered as the atmosphere grew cold.
Wiz: Watching you…
While everyone else were looking around Rainbow Dash quietly sneaked behind the nearest pony who unfortunately was Rarity.
Wiz: Right now...
“WEEGEE!!” Rainbow shouted from behind Rarity.
“EEEEEK!!!” The fashionista screamed in terror
Boomstick: Aahhh, stop that! He was trained by the Thunder God himself in the powerful Thunder Hand technique. With this he can shoot lightning at his foes or at deadly soccer balls.
“Sweet!” cheered Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo.
Wiz: And after spending so much time in Mario's shadow, Luigi has somehow gained the ability to manipulate some sort of negative energy.
Luigi dances, creating the Negative Zone.
“... trippy,” muttered Starlight as she stared at the negative zone.
“...and disturbing...” Scootaloo added, getting some bad vibes from seeing the display.
(*Cues: Battlerock Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy*)
Boomstick: Remember when Mario Bros. was about running around and jumping on turtles? Anyway, you were saying something about physics breaking time energy or whatever?
Wiz: Luigi's Negative Zone can devastate a nearby opponent. Its effects are random, but unavoidable, ranging from sudden dizziness to uncontrollable tripping over absolutely nothing.
“Wow i don’t think even my Pinkie sense would predict that!” gasped out Pinkie Pie.
Boomstick: But when Luigi wants real firepower, he busts out the Poltergust 5000, a handy vacuum cleaner which can somehow kill ghosts. It can KILL that which is already DEAD.
“Wait, WHAT?!” Twilight gasped. “How is that even possible?!”
“It’s a videogame don’t question it,” shrugged Spike before flinching away from Twilight as her mane was starting to burst into flames.
“AS PRINCESS I WILL QUESTION AS MUCH AS I PLEASE!” she yelled in the royal canterlot voice.
Wiz: He ain't afraid of no ghosts.
Power-Ups
Hammer
Thunderhand
Vanish Power Flower
Poltergust 3000 (Elemental Medals: Fire, Water, Ice)
Negative Zone
A ghost appears behind Luigi, frightening him.
(*Cues: Professor E. Gadd - Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon*)
Wiz: Scratch that, he's afraid of all ghosts, bugs, water, flowers, the sun.
“This guy is making me look like the bravest pony in the world” Fluttershy mumbled.
Wiz: Luigi is a coward and doesn't even try to hide it. Granted, his fears are usually justified,... usually.
Boomstick: He's also pretty clumsy, and you'd think would make a terrible combination. But like the Chinese Drunken Master style, Luigi harnesses awkwardness to make himself even more vicious. He's more powerful than he seems, murdering Goombas and Koopas by the hundreds every day.
Luigi uses a cannon on the Koopas in "Koopa's Kartoon Show".
Weaknesses
Cowardly
Clumsy
Sleeps through important events
Inferiority complex
Fails at traction
(*Cues: Mr. L/Green Thunder - Super Paper Mario*)
Boomstick: Ha Ha. Before we go any further, I'd like to point out that the unmaking cannon belongs to a bunch of children. "IS IT BEDTIME NOW MOM?!" Goush! No more parents!
Scootaloo smirked deviously as she glanced at the gift box behind them, she slowly took a few steps backwards…
“Scoots, no.” Rainbow said without turning around.
The orange Pegasus sighed and sat back down next to her.
Wiz: Even without it, Luigi has defeated Dimentio, discovered the Grand Final Galaxy, raised a ravenous man-eating dinosaur, and even rescued Mario from certain doom on three separate occasions.
Feats & Strengths
Expert in multiple sports
Defeated Dimentio
Saved Wario from Chief Chilly
Defeated King Boo
Assisted Mario in many adventures
Regularly smashes solid bricks
Won Mario Party by doing absolutely nothing
“It’s not uncommon for the sidekick to save the hero.” Spike smiled. “I’ve even read a few comics where Humdrum saved the Power Ponies.”
Scootaloo smiled at this. “Oh, you read those too?”
Wiz: The Green Thunder can pretty much do it all.
Boomstick: Luigi is one mean, green, fighting machine.
Luigi: *Puts on Poltergust* Yeah. *Speaking into the nozzle* I do it. Ho-ho!
Luigi dances, then accidentally bumps into a car, which then causes a shelf to fall down.
Luigi: Oh...
This caused the girls to laugh and Spike chuckled at the clumsy green plumber.
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The group was impressed with Luigi's skill and willingness to face his fear to save the day.
“I’m rooting for him,” declared Spike getting some agreements from Applejack, Fluttershy, and even Rarity.
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Tails
(*Cues: Seaside Hill: Act 2 - Sonic Generations*)
Tails: All systems go... full speed ahead!
“AWWWWW~!” cried Twilight and her five friends while Spike and Scootaloo covered their ears in pain.
Wiz: Born the very same day Dr. Eggman began his robot powered takeover of the world, Miles Prower-
Boomstick: Haha! I get it! Miles-Per-Hour! Creativity like that is why Sega is still making consoles…
“Oh shut up.” Scootaloo scoffed bitterly.
Background
Full Name: Miles "Tails" Prower
Age: 11
Height: 2'7"
Weight: 44lbs.
IQ: 300
The youngest Freedom Fighter
The Chosen One of the Ancient Walkers
Wiz: Ahem, Miles was awkwardly born with two tails. Mere minutes after being welcomed into the world, Eggman's deadly forces made Miles Prower an orphan.
“... damn.” muttered Applejack.
“Oh my… that poor little fox...” whimpered Fluttershy, feeling sympathy for the fox losing his parents.
Boomstick: Whoa, that's... that's pretty fucked up.
“I’ll say…” said Rainbow Dash while taking a glance towards Applejack and Scootaloo.
“What is it with every hero in fiction always losing their parents?” Spike asked angrily. “Is there just some unspoken law that no hero can have a happy family?!”
Wiz: Eight years later, and after some much needed counseling, Miles stumbled upon a broken-down biplane and happily repaired the whole vehicle on his own.
“At the age of 8?” asked an impressed Twilight.
Boomstick: Well, of course. Just like all walking, talking, adolescent, two-tailed foxes can. Anyway, as it turns out, that plane happened to belong to Miles' personal idol, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic: What're you doing?
(*Cues: Emerald Hill Zone - Sonic The Hedgehog 2*)
Boomstick: Why Sonic needed a plane in the first place is beyond me, but whatever.
“Well Eggman’s got those flying battleships…. and he can’t exactly swim...” Rainbow stated.
Wiz: It was Sonic who first suggested that Miles' birth defects could be used to fly by spinning them like helicopter blades. Which is obviously impossible because it could never create lift and-- *Shocked to see that Miles is flying* WHAT?!
“That’s so cool!” cheered Scootaloo her wings buzzing in excitement.
“B-b-but how?!” Twilight shoulted in confusion. ”His anatomy shouldn’t allow that! And how could he-”
“Twilight, this is a world where hedgehogs run at super-speed and fight an evil egg-scientist, are you REALLY trying to apply logic here?” Rainbow asked.
“But-”
Spike interrupted her. “Don’t try to wrap your brain around it Twi, it’ll be the “Pinkie-Sense” all over again.”
(*Cues: Believe In Myself (Instrumental) - Sonic Adventure 2*)
Boomstick: And so, Sonic gave his rotary ass the oh so obvious nickname he deserved, "TAILS".
“That's a catchy nickname.” Starlight smiled.
“I think it's cute.” Fluttershy giggled.
“Ya… cute,” mumbled Scootaloo.
Wiz: Well that's stupid. That's like if you were nicknamed "Boomstick" because you just like shotguns.
Boomstick: Don't be fucking ridiculous, Wizard.
Everyone chuckled at this.
Boomstick: Anyway, besides flight, Tails' copter butt blades are strong enough to bust metal, and he can use them like a turbine of an engine to keep up with Sonic's super fast speeds. He can almost reach the speed of sound.
Rainbow gave a whistle, impressed with the young foxe’s skill. “The kid is impressive!” said the blue mare before reaching over and ruffling Scootaloo’s main. “ just like you squirt.”
Scootaloo giggled at the affection and turn her gaze back onto Tail with eyes filled with admiration.
Twin Tails
Flight
Increases running speed
Strong enough to break metal
Combat techniques (Tail Swipe Attack, Rapid Tails Attack, & Thunder Shoot Punt)
Wiz: Tails pledged himself to Sonic's freedom fighting cause against Dr. Eggman, and the two became friends, almost like brothers.
“Aww, that’s sweet.” Fluttershy smiled as Rainbow gave her own “little sis” a playful noogie.
Wiz: They also share a sort of teacher-student relationship, though it wasn't always clear who was the student.
Boomstick: It was Tails who invented the famous Spin Dash. Not the speedy hedgehog.
(*Cues: Mad Gear Zone Act 2 - Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1*)
Wiz: Tails is a genius and a master mechanic.
Boomstick: He's so much smarter than Sonic, that he actually learned how to swim.
“How hard it is for Sonic to learn how the swim?” Scootaloo asked curiously, if his sidekick could do it, why not the hero?
“I think it has something to do with aquaphobia...” Rainbow said.
Wiz: He has built several planes and combat mechs and has numerous gadgets on hand. Like the Projectile Ring, which can pull or latch onto objects, almost like a grappling hook.
Boomstick: But despite being a super geek, he really likes to blow shit up. He carries a huge supply of bombs. Big bombs, napalm bombs, remote bombs, flash-bang grenades, bombs shaped like magic rings, bombs shaped like mice, bombs shaped like your mother. You name it, he's got a bomb like it.
“Oooo! You think he has a party bomb?” Pinkie asked in excitement.
Twilight gave her pink friend a flat stare before pulling out a rolled up newspaper and gently wacked Pinki’s mane.
“Hey!”
“Bad Pinkie, no bombs in any parties,” the princess of friendship said with a flat tone.
Wiz: He also wields the Magic Hand, a long-range comical punching weapon, and the Energy Ball arm cannon.
“Man i hope we get to see a fighter whose main weapon is a arm cannon,” said an excited spike.
Boomstick: Which is ripped straight out of Mega Man! He built all this HIMSELF, but never a device to breath underwater. Kinda dropped the ball there, sidekick.
“Meh, even a genius has an off day,” shrugged Starlight.
Offensive Arsenal
Spin Dash
Projectile Ring
Bombs (Napalm, Chu^2, Dummy Rings, Flash Bangs)
Magic Hand
Energy Ball arm cannon
(*Cues: Sonic The Hedgehog - Drowning Theme*)
Tails swims underwater as the timer goes down to zero, causing him to drown.
Applejack face-hoofed. “Seriously?! He couldn't have built some scuba gear or something?!”
Rarity shuddered. “That’s just disturbing...”
“Yeah, drowning is one of the worst ways to die.” Spike agreed.
Wiz: Unlike Sonic's speed-blitzing battling style, Tails relies on logic and tactics in a fight. His Shield Bot fortifies his defenses and his Medibot heals wounds over time.
‘Putting thouse on the list of things to make… after i find out who broke my Rainbow-Bot!’ thought an angry Twilight who was still wondering why somepony would break her invention and steal the designs for them.
‘Not to self make sure to burn the blueprints for the pony bots,’ thought Spike.
Support Arsenal
Medi Bot
Shield Bot
Jet Anklets (Boosts flight speed)
Rhythm Badge (Helps maintain balance)
T-Pup remote robot
Boomstick: But he's a total wimp. He can't fly forever, and if he doesn't have Sonic around to hold his hand, he's scared of pretty much everything. After a good thunderclap you'll find him shivering his spiny ass off in the bathtub.
Sonic: Right, we should hurry.
Thunder goes off in the background, scaring Tails, who jumps and grabs onto Sonic.
Tails/Fluttershy/Scootaloo: GAAHH!! I'm afraid of lightning!!
Everyone couldn't help but chuckle at the adorable sight of Tails clinging to Sonic…. and laughed a little upon seeing Scootaloo latched onto Rainbow’s leg and Fluttershy cowering under her left wing.
Weaknesses
Fear of thunder (also known as Astraphobia)
Fear of ghosts (also known as Phasmophobia)
Gets dizzy easily
Over-reliability on Sonic
Youthful naiveté
Lacks hand-to-hand combat
(*Cues: Event: All Heroes Gather - Sonic Heroes*)
Wiz: Well, he is only 11 years old, and the feats he's accomplished at his age are beyond impressive. Like being able to run 100 mph without his tails, stopping a nuclear missile, and saving the MULTIVERSE by transforming into... Uh...
(the group now sees a really buff Tails.)
(*music fades*)
Scootaloo’s eye twitched. “I…. I don’t even...”
“What am I even looking at?!” Pinkie shouted.
Boomstick: Don't do steroids kids.
“Agreed.” said Rarity not realising she was agreeing with Boomstick.
Feats & Strengths
Top speed: 1223 km/h / 700 mph
Can run 100 mph without his tails
Self-taught genius technician
Defeated Wendy Witchcart
Saved Station Square from a nuke
Defeated the Battle Bird Armada
Defeated Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik on the ARK
Unified the Chaos Emeralds to complete the Great Harmony
The scene changed to Tails fixing his plane while Sonic watched.
Sonic: We good to go or what, Tails?
Tails: I've built a TV out of paperclips...
Starlight blinked. “Wait, what?”
Sonic: Yeah...
Tails: ...and reprogrammed a supercomputer using dishwashing detergent and a toothpick...
Sonic: I know...
“I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure that's impossible.” Rainbow stated.
Tails: ...So look, fixing a propeller on a bi-plane? That's about as difficult as taking a nap. [spins propeller]
As Tails spins the propeller, the plane starts its engine after it was fixed.
“I have SEVERAL questions….” Twilight deadpanned.
Sonic: 'Kay, I did not need your whole life story. A simple "good to go" would have been cool.
Tails: Alright. Good to go!
Sonic: Cool!
“Heh heh, I like this guy! He's got smarts and snark!” Scootaloo chuckled.
“Aww~ somepony’s got a crush!” Pinkie giggled, much to the foal’s embarrassment.
“Just like her big sis!” Applejack added.
Rainbow simply rolled her eyes and pulled out her book.
“Shutting up now.” Applejack said with a strained smile.
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The group was REALLY impressed with Tails’s accomplishments and feats at such a young age.
“I’m rooting for Tails!” declared Scootaloo with red cheeks. much the the amusement of the rest of the group
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Wiz: Alright. The combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a time for a Death Battle!
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Death Battle
(*Cues: Sonic The Movie - Land of Darkness*)
Tails flies down onto a pipe and starts scouting the area, but Luigi pops out of the pipe, making Tails jump down. The plumber jumps out of the pipe angrily to face Tails.
“I guess he still sore for what Sonic did to Mario,” winced Starlight.
Luigi: Let's-a go!
FIGHT!
(*Cues: Chemical Bath - fan remix of Chemical Plant Zone - Sonic 2*)
Tails uses his energy cannon, but Luigi powers through with a Green Missile, but his attack misses as Tails jumps away and hits Luigi down to the ground with his tails. Luigi jumps back up as Tails uses the spin dash to charge at his opponent, but Luigi counters with the hammer, hitting Miles up into the air. Luigi follows him upwards with his Scuttle Jump and they go blow-for-blow, with it being Tails Swipes VS Luigi Cyclones. The two eventually knock each other away, Tails into the air and Luigi onto the ground. Luigi walks around as Tails closes in on him and the plumber tries to jump up and hit Tails with his Hammer again, but Tails counters it with his tails again, knocking Luigi back.
“GO TAILS!!!” cheered Scootaloo, jumping up and down in excitement.
“Whoo! That boy gots some moves!” said Rainbow Dash impressed.
Tails lands on the ground and tries out another spin dash, but this time Luigi launches Tails up with his Super Jump Punch. Tails manages to recover though and begins flying around the place from his high altitude. He then goes back down to the ground, picks up Luigi and begins to fly back up, but Luigi uses his vanish flower to confuse Tails, and knocks the fox away with his hammer to break free.
“Oh i know i said i’d root for Luigi but i don’t want to see the cute fox get hurt either.” whimpered out Fluttershy.
The Hammer and Tails' gadgets go blow-for-blow first with the Magic Hand and Hammer colliding, Tails taking out his arm cannon again but Luigi simply hits him, Tails using the Magic Hand from the ground now but doing nothing to his intangible adversary and finally as Tails charges up his arm cannon once more, Luigi nails him in the face and sends him downwards a bit.
“Gasp!” gasped out Scootaloo seeing Tails getting nailed in the face.
“Don’t worry he can still pull through,” comforted Twilight while Rainbow Dash patted the young filly’s back.
As Tails recovers from the blow and starts flying again Luigi uses the Scuttle Jump again to land safely as the invisibility wears off. But soon after Luigi lands,
(*Cues: Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Bowser Jr's Boomsday Machine*)
Tails drops multiple bombs surrounding the plumber and leaving him to run around in panic. Luigi then gets the idea to suck up the bombs with his Poltergust 5000, and fires all the bombs at Tails. However, they are launched just barely too low to hit Tails, and it backfires on him as they land before he can run and blow him sky high.
“Pfft Hahahahaha!” everyone laughed at the poor plumber’s misfortune.
After being launched up, Luigi notices a pipe and dives into it, then shooting out with his Lightning powers fully activated, completely surrounded in lightning. He hits Tails with his Super Jump Punch, followed by a Green Missile and then slams into him multiple times with Luigi Cyclones before hitting him with his Hammer, and transferring all of the electricity into his hands, sending Tails away with an extremely powerful Thunder Hand.
“Nooo!!!” cried Scootaloo as Rainbow Dash held her close.
In the distance, Tails gets back on his feet and uses his Medi Bot to heal, but Luigi somehow clears all that distance and uses his Poltergust to bring it close to him and the Hammer to destroy it. Luigi then tries to suck Tails in and finish the fight, and almost succeeds until Tails throws his projectile ring at a nearby pipe to keep himself steady, and throws out a Flash Bang which Luigi's Poltergust sucks up and escapes into a pipe.
“Too bright!” cried Rarity as she tried to get her eyesight back.
(*Cues: Opening Cutscene - Sonic Lost World*)
The Flash Bang blows up, and while Luigi is dizzy, Tails comes out of the pipe and rigs a bomb onto the Poltergust and tries stalling him with his Shield Bot, but Luigi quickly destroys the bot with his hammer again. Tails jumps away from his broken machinery as Luigi pulls out and breaks a Smash Ball. Tails begins to walk towards Luigi but the plumber unleashes Negative Zone.
“Oh no the acid trip is back!” cried Pinkie pie.
(*Cues: The Negative Zone - SSBB*)
Tails trips up and is almost hit with Luigi's hammer but he flies up to just barely escape it. He is almost sucked up by the Poltergust and finished, but Luigi is forced to stop when he notices the bomb and tries to throw it away. Unfortunately, while Tails fails to escape the blast due to the Negative Zone slowing down gravity, Luigi does not escape either and is sent hurling through the air until he slides up to the front of a pipe as the Negative Zone gets destroyed.
“Sigh… welp Luigi’s a goner,” sighed Spike in defeat.
(*Cues: Sonic Lost World - The Deadly Six Theme*)
Tails quickly runs up to Luigi (with his tails on fire for a brief moment, presumably due to the explosion) and has him backed up against the pipe. With the two being face-to-face, Luigi readies his Hammer to squash Tails and end the fight, but isn't fast enough as the Magic Hand quickly rockets forwards, impaling Luigi through the abdomen and damaging the Warp Pipe.
“Damn,” all the older mares said at seeing that finisher.
K.O.!
Tails goes off to heal himself with another Medi Bot as Luigi's dead corpse is left on the pipe with blood still coming out from where the Magic Hand impaled him.
“... well i’m mentally scarred for life,” said Scootaloo.
Results
(*Cues: Sonic the Movie - Metal Sonic Fight*)
Boomstick: Well, there goes the Year of Luigi.
Wiz: While Luigi technically has more combat experience, and has survived being Nintendo's whipping boy, Tails' skills and arsenal was more than the green capped plumber can handle.
Boomstick: His training with Sonic makes him faster and his superior mobility gave him complete control over the battlefield.
Wiz: Also, he has an outrageous I.Q. of 300.
“300?!” Twilight and Starlight exclaimed in shock.
Wiz: Which is about as much as Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking combined.
Boomstick: Hell, Tails is stronger too. He can move 10 tons, while Luigi struggles to lift a large radish.
Wiz: And Tails' gadgets more than make up for any of his weaknesses.
Boomstick: Looks like Luigi was outfoxed.
Scootaloo scoffed. “That pun was terrible.”
Wiz: The winner is Miles "Tails" Prower.
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Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
Three red and white orbs roll on screen… then the one in the middle opens up in a bright flash turns the screen white.
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“That was so awesome,” Scootaloo yelled while everyone walk towards the box. Seeing the box glow, confused Scootaloo as she asked, “Did that box just glow?”
“It sure did, squirt. After we watch an episode, we get some stuff from the box,” Rainbow said waving the smaller filly over. Scootaloo ran to the box with an excited look on her face as Pinkie opened the lids and looked inside.
Pinkie pulled out a few cardboard cylinders as Twilight levitated them to herself. Opening them showed Twilight that the cylinders were holding a few blueprints inside.
“Anything good?” Starlight and Spike asked at the same time.
“Well let’s see~! We have some comics,” que everyone getting a few sonic comics.
“Also some cute fox outfits for Rarity and Fluttershy,” the two mares happily took their gifts.
“A Sonic plushie for Rainbow~.” giggled out Pinkie Pie as she handed out the gift to a blushing Rainbow Dash.
“A Poltergust 5000 replica for Applejack!” cheered Pinkie Pie as she handed the farm mare the super vacuum.
“This could help gather apples,” said a happy Applejack.
“A new fake mustache for me and a Purple Mario hat with a green S for Spike,” Said Pinkie Pie as she and Spike traid on their new gifts.
“Is there anything for me?” asked Scootaloo, hoping she also got a gift just for like the others.
“Let’s see!” cheered the Pink pony as she stuck her head into the box for a few seconds before pulling her head out with a nervous look. “Umm sorry Scootaloo but it seems there's nothing left…”
This shocked the group silent, not willing to believe the Box wouldn't give the little filly a gift.
“There has to be some kind of mistake…” muttered Twilight trying to come up with a reason for this phenomenon.
“Oh there is no mistake the box didn’t give anything to her for a reason,” stated a new voice.
Shocked the group turned around to find Deadman floating near the back of the room as if he was there the whole time and a few members of the group felt that might of been the case.
“Deadman…” growled out Starlight.
“What are you doing here,” asked Twilight but before she could get an answer Rainbow Dash flew up to the chaos god and glared into his eye’s.
“HEY what's the big idea not getting scoots anything!?” yelled Rainbow Dash, wanting a good reason why she shouldn't kick the little fire ball’s flank.
“Rainbow Dash have you lost your mind!?” hiss out Rarity as she and the rest of the group pulled the Blue mare away from the chaos god.
“This fella isn’t like Discord and we don’t have the elements or control of our rainbow powers!” Applejack said to Rainbow Dash.
“Please, you act like i’m going to rain fire from the sky or something,” if he could change his facial expression from its usual expression, he would more then likely be giving them a flat look right now.
The group could only give him a few nervous glance while trying to hold back Rainbow Dash.
The only one who wasn’t doing either of those things was the little orange Pegasus that this whole situation was revolving around.
Only hesitating for a second, Scootaloo walked towards the chaos god and asked, “Um, Mr. Deadman? Why didn’t I get anything?”
“Well I got something in mind for you,” Deadman said, lowering himself down to her level. Suddenly two comically white gloved hands appeared in front of the little filly. Before any of the older mare could do anything, one of Deadman’s hands moved towards Scootaloo’s face and ….booped her. Once Scootaloo felt the gloved hand touch her snout, a light shone above her as a melodious voice sang in her ears.
It sounded nice to the filly’s ears until everything went dark as a loud bang was heard. The force from the bang itself caused everyone in the room to topple over as Deadman’s laugh echoed through the room. Getting back to her feet, Scootaloo asked, “What was that for?”
“Hahaha! Why don’t you check for yourself?” said the chaos god as he gestured for her to look behind her.
Confused at what the fireball was saying, Scootaloo looked behind her and gasped at what he was referring to. Instead of her stubby little wings, there were full grown wings for a pegasus of her age with red tips as they flexed.
“Are these… my wings?” asked scootaloo with small quiver in her voice.
“Yep! just for you kiddo.” answered Deadman with a gentle voice right before he vanished from sight before the rest of the group got their bearings straight.
“Why does he have to do something like that?” Spike asked as Rainbow flew in the air, ready to attack the chaos god.
“Alright, what did you do to ….Scootaloo?” Rainbow said, taking a good look at the filly’s wings.
“What? Did that brute hurt Scootaloo? If I ever see him again I’ll…. Oh my,” Rarity said, stopping her rant once she saw Scootaloo’s wings. The others were in awe once they got their bearings in order as Scootaloo began to move her wings in wonder.
“Did Deadman do this?” Starlight asked, not believing that her godly tormenter would do something like this.
“Maybe he’s not so bad after all,” Fluttershy said, hugging Doomguy plushie who had it’s hands raised. The others gave it some thought as Scootaloo bent down and jumped into the air. The older mare watched with baited breaths as Scootaloo began to rise higher and higher in the air and flew around the room.
“I can fly,” the filly said as a few tear ran down her face.
Rainbow flew up beside her and said, “So how’s it feel?”
“Awesome,” Scootaloo said, hugging her idol in mid air. “I can’t wait to show Sweetie and Applebloom. They won’t believe it.”
“They sure won’t,” Rainbow said as they separated. “Now why don’t you go find them and we’ll stay here for another episode.”
“Wait, can Sweetie and Applebloom watch this?” Scootaloo asked, looking at everyone for an answer.
“Well, I guess we can wait for a little while,” Twilight said, smiling at the excitable filly.
“But you better hurry,” Rainbow dash said, ruffling Scootaloo’s mane.
“Please, with these wings, I’ll be back before you know it,” Scootaloo said as she flew out the window to find her friends.
Rainbow looked out the window as a few tears ran down her face as she quietly said, “They grow up so fast.”
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