The mane six watches death battle.
Chapter 30: Fox McCloud vs Bucky O'Hare
Previous Chapter Next ChapterAs everyone settled down, Sonata sat down and started to bounce in place. Her two sisters groaned as they took a seat, clearly displeased about their sister’s excitement.
“Let’s get this over with,” Aria said, crossing her hooves over her chest.
“What’s got you in a bad mood?” Rainbow asked, floating in the air.
“You’ll see once this battle starts. We had to deal with Sonata watching that rabbit so many times that it became torture for us,” Adagio said uninterested.
“Oh, you girls are just overreacting, how bad can it be?” Rarity asked, enjoying their misery.
“You’ll see,” Adagio and Aria said at the same time. “Just start the episode so we can get it over with.”
Spike grabbed the remote and pressed play.
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Interlude
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: In the depths of space, who knows what awaits mankind?
“From what i was able to get from Discord, “a group of weirdos,” said Twilight with a shrug.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[Meanwhile… with a group of weirdos.]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We find our group of gods of chaos and order in the same void of space that we left them in, doing random thing to pass the time. Trepp and Alpha were playing a game of pong using an asteroid as the ball, and Harmony was currently putting Deadman in a The Nagata Lock III submission hold.
Trepp suddenly stop during the game letting the asteroid fly past him and crashing into some random planet.
“Huh? Is something the matter Trepp?” asked Alpha in worry but he didn’t receive an answer as the blue chaos god just looked up for a few seconds before shaking his head and going back to his usual bored expression.
“No it’s nothing… it’s just i had the sudden urge to smack Discord upside the head,” said the bored god of mischief getting an odd look from Alpha. “How about you Deadman?” he asked his fellow chaos god.
“ALL I KNOW IS PAIN!!!” scream said chaos god as Harmony tightened her hold on him causing the rest of the group to hear the sound of bones snapping and muscles ripping.
“Ya your right, I’m just hearing things,” replaid Trepp completely ignoring his friends real answer in favor of his own.
Alpha could only sigh at the insanity that he had to deal with.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[now back to something somewhat normal.]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boomstick: Probably some brain-sucking aliens who need an introduction to my fist.
“HECK YA!” cheered Rainbow dash agreeing with Boomstick’s method.
Wiz: But what if the final frontier was a little more... furry?
Boomstick: Fox McCloud, captain of the Star Fox commandos...
Wiz: And Bucky O' Hare, captain of a galactic-wide rebellion.
“Whooooo!” cheered Sonata in glee much to her sister’s annoyance.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win a Death Battle.
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Fox McCloud
(*Cues: Star Fox Adventures - Main Theme*)
General Pepper: It's about time you showed up, Fox.
Fox: I'll do my best.
Wiz: In his youth, Fox was a pilot prodigy, studying at the Cornerian flight academy. He was raised by his single father James, who founded a team of mercenaries known throughout the universe as Star Fox.
“That’s a pretty cool name,” said Rainbow Dash.
Background
Age: 28
Weight: 59 kg | 130 lbs
Height: 173 cm | 5'8"
Cornerian Flight Academy drop-out
Trained by James McCloud & Peppy Hare
Personality was modeled after Shigeru Miyamoto! Seriously!
Boomstick: With Pigma, the ugliest pig you've ever seen.
“Looks trustworthy enough to me." Said Aria sarcastically.
Boomstick: And Peppy, a rabbit older than the greeters at Walmart.
Wiz: But it wasn't long before something went horribly wrong...
(*Cues: Star Fox (SNES) Intro*)
Wiz: The Lylat system had endured decades of peace, but rumblings of civil war stirred. The empire of planet Venom was rising with their new leader Andross...
Boomstick: A giant evil monkey with Rayman hands!
“Still less bizarre than Discord.” Applejack commented.
“And after meeting something like Deadman something like that isn’t too weird anymore,” Twilight said.
Wiz: Fearful of triggering a civil war, the Cornerian republic secretly hired the Star Fox freelancers to investigate. But upon arrival, James was betrayed by Pigma, who was secretly in league with the monkey mogul.
“That dirty pig!” Yelled the bearer of the element of loyalty, rightfully outraged by the concept of a teammate betraying their comrades.
Boomstick: Which is why pigs are for eating, and nothing else.
Fox (and Fluttershy): What?!
“Mmm~ I could go for some bacon…” Sonata said, licking her lips.
“So can Adagio,” snickered Rarity hoping to fluster the siren.
But Adagio just smirked at the bearer of Generosity and gave her a half lidded stare. “Oh trust me I am, and when i get back home i’m planning helping myself to some very Special bacon,” Said licking her lips causing Twilight to fume at the siren’s blatant plans for Sunset.
(*Cues: Star Fox (SNES) Title Theme*)
Wiz: Outraged at the Cornerian government for refusing to respond, Fox McCloud abandoned the academy.
“Wait, his father gets killed and the government doesn't even bat an eye?!” Starlight exclaimed in both shock and rage. “What the hell?!”
Wiz: Under Peppy's wing, he formed a new Star Fox team, alongside fellow drop-outs Falco Lombardi and Slippy Toad. The result was a squad like nothing seen before.
MC: Emergency! Emergency! Incoming enemy fighters. Prepare for launch.
(*Cues: Corneria Theme - Star Fox (1993)*)
Boomstick: Fox pilots an Arwing, a nimble starfighter with a lot of power.
The entire group could only marvel at the sight of the aircraft, taking in the elegant yet obviously aerodynamic design.
“It's beautiful…” Rainbow whispered, a single tear leaving her eye.
Boomstick: It has twin plasma lasers and can carry up to nine smart bombs, each of which can take out an entire squadron in just one shot. It also creates a reflector shield when Fox does a... well, you know...
Peppy (and Pinkie): Do a barrel roll!
Rainbow immediately interjected. “That's not a barrel roll.”
Pinkie blinked. “Wait, what?”
“Well, y’see…” She was about to explain, only for Wiz to do it for her.
Wiz: Actually, a barrel roll is when the plane spins in a helix path, as if wrapping around the outside of a barrel. Fox´s trademark maneuver, in which he spins the fighter in place, is technically called an aileron roll.
“Yeah, basically everything he just said.” Rainbow nodded.
“Awww, another meme ruined!” Pinkie pouted.
“Wait, how do you know about that kind of stuff?” Starlight asked.
Rainbow smirked. “I'm a Wonderbolt, details like this are covered in basic training.”
Boomstick: (Wolf O'Donnell voice) Can't let you do that, Wizard!
Wiz: Do what?
Boomstick: Ruin the joke!
“Too late.” Pinkie mumbled.
Arwing
T&B-H1 Lasers
Upgrades: Twin, Hyper
Smart Bombs
Carry capacity: 9
G-Diffusion Shielding
G-Diffuser NTD-FX1 Plasma Engine
A single line of text
Max atmospheric speed: Mach 4.2
Wiz: Regardless, the Arwings are equipped with four advanced G-Diffusers, which reduce gravitational forces on pilots in flight.
“Hmm… equipment like that could be useful for Pegasus guards and the Wonderbolts…” Twilight mused to herself as she took notes, with Rainbow leaning over her shoulder to get a look.
Wiz: Even so, the ultra-fast Arwings exert enormous pressure. Exposure to intense G-forces causes blood to drop from a pilot's brain to his feet. To prevent this, and thus fly the Arwings to the best of their ability, the Star Fox team actually amputated their legs, replacing them with cybernetics.
“Woah! Seriously?!” Spike exclaimed.
Boomstick: Holy shit! That's some hardcore dedication!
“I’ll say!” agreed Rainbow Dash wondering if she would be that willing to go that far for her dreams.
(*Cues: Star Wolf Theme - Star Fox: Assault*)
Boomstick: When Fox isn't engaged in an aerial dog...er...foxfight, he relies on his trusty blaster pistol, which he always carries. This little beauty has been heavily modified over the years and can charge up a super powerful shot.
Wiz: Fox also carries two portable G-Diffusers, one acts as an all-purpose reflector, though he cannot move or attack while using it. The second is a booster pack for highly maneuverable flight. These G-Diffusers allow Fox to manipulate his own gravity to perform two superhuman fighting moves, the speedy Fox Illusion, and the Fire Fox.
“Dang, that's impressive.” Applejack smiled.
“Hmm… wonder if I could pull that off…” Rainbow thought.
“I’m sure you can with a little practice,” Fluttershy said encouragingly.
Arsenal & Abilities
Blaster
Heavily modified
Interchangeable modes:
Rapid-fire
Charge shot
Full charge destroys armored turrets
Reflector Barrier
Repels projectiles, even Arwing lasers
Useless against physical impacts
Booster Pack
Fox Illusion
Fire Fox
Boomstick: Fox has taken down entire armies on his own, and unlike dear old dead dad, he's defeated Andross not once, but twice.
“And finally avenging his dad.” Said Starlight with a proud smile.
Strengths & Feats
Jack of All Trades, lacking in none
Cool & collected
Killed Andross twice, plus a clone
Ended the Lylat Wars
Regularly bests Star Wolf
Battled a whole planet of dinosaurs
Stopped the Aparoid Invasion
Defeated the Anglar Emperor
Wiz: He is absolutely fearless, though he often relies on his brainier wingmates to handle strategy and intel.
Boomstick: 'Cause when he comes up with a plan, he ends up falling into a black hole! "Clever like a fox", my ass.
Everyone laughed at this.
Weaknesses
Jack of All Trades, best in none
Not very cunning
Shoots first, asks questions later... sometimes a good thing
Doomed to a pathetic & lonely existence for no good reason after Star Fox Command on DS
Wiz: Regardless, he has proven himself more than capable of saving the day on his own, time and time again, he is the leader of the second generation of Star Fox, the greatest commando team in the galaxy. And that alone should prove one thing...
Boomstick: You don't fuck around with Fox McCloud!
Fox: I see 'em up ahead! Let's rock and roll!
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The group were impressed and had great respect for the star Fox commander.
“I’m sure if he was a member of the wonderbolts he would be one of the greatest,” said Rainbow Dash with nothing but respect in her voice.
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Bucky O'Hare
Wiz: I know what you're thinking, "Just who is Captain Bucky O'Hare?" Well, prepare to be reminded or introduced to the greatest cartoon rabbit since Bugs Bunny.
As the music started up, Sonata started bouncing around with glee while Aria and Adagio held their ears in dismay.
“Why?! Why did they have to bring this song back?!” Aria groaned in anger.
Suddenly, Sonata started to sing, with Pinkie happily joining in.
(*Cues: Bucky O'Hare - Theme Song*)
Sonata: In another dimension, another time and space!
Pinkie: A parallel universe was fallin' on its face!
Sonata: When out of the chaos, who else could it be?
Both: But the animal adventurers of S.P.A.C.E.!
Sonata: Bucky, Captain Bucky O'Hare! He goes where no ordinary rabbit would dare!
Pinkie: If your Righteous Indignation has suffered a hit-
Sonata: And your photon accelerator's broken a bit-
Pinkie: And you're losing your mind, and your having a fit-
Both: Get the funky fresh rabbit who can take care of it!
Spike and Rainbow Dash join in: Bucky, Captain Bucky O'Hare!
Pinkie and Sonata: You say Bucky? I said Bucky!
Rainbow and Spike: Bucky O'Hare!!
Sonata: Let's croak up some toads!!
(toad croaks)
“Well that was a fun little song.” Starlight smiled as she applauded their performance before turning to Aria and Adagio. “I don't see why you two were so bothered by it…”
Aria groaned. "Ever since the show came out, she wouldn't stop singing that stupid song over and over and over again!”
“When the show finally ended we thought we'd finally heard the end of that stupid song!" Adagio continued. “AND NOW IT’S STUCK IN OUR HEADS AGAIN!!”
Rarity couldn't help but giggle at this.
(*Cues: Green Planet (J64 Mix) - Bucky O'Hare*)
Boomstick: (singing) Bucky, Captain Bucky O'Hare! Ha ha, oh, the '80s.
Wiz: Graduate of the esteemed Genus Academy and trained in combat by the mysterious warrior Damaron Jabok, Bucky O'Hare and his motley crew defend the Aniverse – yes, the 'Aniverse' – from the evil Toad Empire, who are basically amphibian Nazis... if Hitler was Skynet.
“Who’s Hitler?” asked Fluttershy meekly but quickly hid behind her doom plushie once she saw the dark looks from the sirens and even Twilight.
“Trust me fluttershy you don’t want to know,” growled out the princess of friendship remembering what she read about the desist leader of Germany.
“We might of been bad guys but even we saw what he did a pure evil,” stated Aria in a foul mood.
Nodding her head Adagio said, “ even we wouldn't go that far.”
“A REAL monster,” hissed out Sonata.
Boomstick: I bet you wanna watch the show now, huh?
Komplex: Do I have your undivided attention now?
Everyone shuddered at the sound of his voice.
Background
Age: Mid 20s
Weight: Approx. 45 kg | 100 lbs
Height: 150 cm | 4'11"
Genus Academy graduate
Trained by Damaron Jabok
Comic book concept originally created in 1978
(*Cues: Unknown theme*)
Boomstick: Bucky captains the best-named spaceship of all time, the Righteous Indignation...
“Oh my gosh that name is AWESOME!” Rainbow squeed. “When I get my own Wonderbolts Team I'm totally naming it that!”
Boomstick: ...which is now the new name for my penis!
“...aaaaand Boomstick ruined it.” She groaned while the Dazzlings giggled.
Wiz: Ahem, this tough frigate needs a full crew to operate, but its pivoting Maser Cannon packs a deadly punch.
Boomstick: Enough about my genitals, Wiz, let's get back to the rabbit!
Pinkie and the Dazzlings snickered, Rarity simply rolled her eyes.
Righteous Indignation
First space frigate of S.P.A.C.E.
1 Master Cannon
Standard sub-light speed drive
Aldeberan sensors & scanners
Houses 1 Toad Croaker speeder
Heavily modified Betelgeusian Banana Runner
Boomstick: Bucky's no slouch on the ground, he always carries one automatic laser pistol, powerful enough to slice through solid metal, he also brings along two energy grenades. When detonated, the resulting blast is massive.
Wiz: Bucky also wears a very reliable jetpack, which is fast enough to apparently outrace explosions, the velocity of a detonation can reach over 2,000 meters per second. This means in zero-G, Bucky's jetpack can reach speeds over mach-five, which would turn any normal rabbit into mush.
“Eeep!” squicked out a green faced Fluttershy thinking of angel bunny going that fast.
“I totally want a jetpack that can fly that fast!” Pinkie said, with Sonata cheering in agreement.
Arsenal & Abilities
Laser Pistol
Automatic
Self-cleaning
Can fire a constant stream
Grenades
Carries 2
Thrown detonation:
Small, concentrated blast
Manual detonation:
Large, uncontrolled blast
Jetpack
Boomstick: But not this funky, fresh rabbit! And yes, that's a direct quote.
“Sure is!” cheered Sonata who was about to sing the song again but some glares from her sister’s made her stop.
Wiz: Bucky will avoid a fight if can, preferring to outsmart his opponents rather than resort to brute force.
Bucky O'Hare: I got some serious pondering to do.
“A wise strategy…” Said Starlight.
Boomstick: However, he's a skilled martial artist, an expert marksman, and his acrobatic ability is legendary. He can leap well over one hundred feet in the air with a single hop.
"that's pretty impressive for rabbit," complemented Applejack.
Strengths & Feats
Legendary acrobatic ability
Smart & cunning
Expert marksman
Can leap over 30 m / 100 ft
Ended the Toad Wars
Defeated Komplex twice
Led galaxy-wide resistance
Wiz: He's a cunning warrior and leader. Bucky is responsible for constructing a massive, galactic-wide army to combat the Toad Empire, and succeeded in dethroning their robotic ruler, Komplex, not once, but twice.
Boomstick: Anyone who would dare to fight, should beware the deadly Captain Bucky O'Hare.
Weaknesses
Lacks defensive gear
Far too trusting of strangers
Heavily relies on crew in combat
Bucky O'Hare: Attention all hands, battle stations!
Bucky, Jenny, and Dead-Eye: Let's croak toads!
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“YAY GO BUCKY!!” cheered Sonata as the young siren getting ready to sing her favorite cartoon theme but another glare from Adagio stopped her.
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Death Battle
(*Cues: Unknown theme*)
We open with the classic Star Fox crew in their Arwings.
Fox: "We're heading out! All aircraft report."
Peppy : "This is Peppy, all systems go!"
Slippy : "Don't forget me!"
Slippy's ship flies in.
"teehee! silly Slippy!" laughed Pinkie Pie.
Falco : "Slippy, what are you doing? Hurry up!"
The Righteous Indignation arrives.
Slippy: "Don't worry."
Bucky: "Attention all hands, battle stations."
Fox: "Huh?"
"... I can see where this is going," muttered Twilight.
Bucky: "Let's croak toads!!"
"oh..." the rest of the group muttered.
Peppy: "Slippy, watch out!"
Bucky begins to shoot Slippy's ship with a Maser Cannon.
Slippy: "Ah! I'm hit! Fox!!!"
Slippy's ship blows up.
"SLIPPY NO!" cried Fluttershy.
Bucky: "Mission accomplished!"
“Wait, did the just kill Slippy... because he was a toad?” Spike asked in both sorrow and a bit of anger. “That's kinda racist.”
“Well in the show ALL amphibians were evil so you can’t really blame Bucky for attacking a member of a race that has ether enslaved an entire race or wiped it out,” said Sonata surprising everyone who thought she was just a air head.
Fox retaliates and shoots down Bucky's ship using a smart bomb, causing it to explode and plummet down towards a strange planet.
“No! Not the Righteous Indignation!” Cried out Sonata.
“Aw man! I wanted to see a space fight!” Pinkie complained.
Falco: "Scratch one bogey."
Fox: There's one more to go.
Fox follows Bucky's ship down onto the planet. The following title card appears:
DEATH BATTLE! No. 30
???
Random ass planet
Fox McCloud VS Bucky O'Hare
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(*Cues: Asteroid Belt - Star Fox Assault*)
On the planet, the Righteous Indignation is destroyed. As Fox's Arwing lands, Bucky jumps out of the wreckage. Fox then jumps out of his Arwing.
“Congratulations Bucky.”Adagio commented. “You killed that guy's friend and now he's out for blood.”
“This should prove interesting…” Aria smirked.
Fox: Come on!
FIGHT!
Fox runs towards Bucky as he tries to jump away from his opponent, but Fox uses his Fox Illusion to dash by Bucky. He then proceeds to kick Bucky repeatedly, but misses his last strike as the rabbit sidesteps behind him. Fox notices, but can't do anything as Bucky kicks him upwards three times then punches him into the Righteous Indignation wreckage.
“That was for the Righteous Indignation and it’s crew, Fox!” yelled Sonata with a raised hoof.
(*Cues: Aparoid City - Star Fox Assault*)
Bucky walks forward and fires his laser, but Fox uses the reflector to sent it back to Bucky who barely dodges it and hides behind the boulder. Fox uses his blaster pistol multiple shots, then super charges his shot, as Bucky sees that Fox is about to launch it, he hops out of there and blasted the boulder into rubble. Fox sees Bucky up in the air and tries to use his blaster pistol in the air, but Bucky hops over Fox, crushing him, after hopping a third time, Fox charges upwards from his booster pack creating the Fire Fox maneuver.
“Man Fox would of been a pancake if he didn’t have his fire fox move,” commented Spike.
(*Cues: SSBB - Corneria Theme*)
Fox is now in aerial positions, and shoots but Bucky evades from each of the charged shots. Both leaders are now shooting and evading in the air, then fires a grenade at Fox, then Fox uses his Reflector shield and sends back to the user. Fox then fights Bucky with a barrage of aerial attacks. As Fox uses the Fox Illusion, Bucky latches and hangs onto Fox while he's trying to force him to let go as he later used the Reflector. Bucky shoots the booster pack, sending him back to the ground.
“Now it’s an even playing field!” cheered Applejack as she was getting into the fight.
“Now let's see who has the better skill fighting on land, a fox or a rabbit.” said Rarity as she too was getting into the fight.
(*Cues: Boss 3 - Star Fox Assault*)
Bucky then fires barrage of blaster shots as Fox uses the Reflector. As he continues, he throws a grenade close to where Fox is standing. Knowing that Fox can't move while using it, which Fox manages to dodge using the Fox Illusion maneuver, but ends up losing his bionic legs.
“Oh dear.” muttered Fluttershy as she hated this episode for having to animal critters fighting so brutally.
(*Cues: Aparoid Queen 2 - Star Fox Assault*)
However, Fox manages to get another jet pack up and running, and crashes into Bucky. He then chokes Bucky,
“...... no.” whispered Sonata with fear in her voice.
(*Cues: Andross - Star Fox 64*)
then blows his head off with a charged beam to the face.
K.O.
“BUCKY, NOOOOOO!!!!” Sonata cried.
“YESSSSSSS!!!” cheered Adagio and Aria.
Fox is seen standing next to the dead Slippy Toad and rips off his legs and replaces them on his as he flies away on his Arwing as Blinky assesses the damage.
Results
(*Cues: Opening Theme - Star Fox Assault*)
Blinky: Calamity and woe!
Wiz: Calamity and woe indeed. Bucky's long awaited spotlight didn't last long.
“No~!” cried Sonata.
Boomstick: Considering foxes eat hares, I'm not surprised.
This causes Sonaya to cry harder.
“There there,” soothed Fluttershy as she patted the former sirens back.
Wiz: ...Right. First off, yes, the Arwing trumped the Righteous Indignation, as its weaponry, shielding and maneuverability were simply outclassed.
Boomstick: But not before croaking the worst toad of all time.
Slippy: Fox!!!
(*Slippy's Arwing is destroyed*)
Boomstick: Hehe, I love this job.
Fluttershy’s eye twitched.
Boomstick: Bucky's ship was a tough old bird, so a fight on the ground was inevitable.
Wiz: Both Fox and Bucky had blow by blow counters. Fox's Reflector and Bucky's acrobatics could avoid laser fire. Fox is fearless, but Bucky is cunning. Fox is faster on land,
“This two just seem to counter each other,” commented Starlight as she kept trying to find out what broke the stalemate.
(*Cues: Great Fox Rock - Star Fox Adventures*)
Wiz: but Bucky is faster in the air. The deciding factor was experience.
“Shining all ways told be experience can trump even the strongest of soldiers,” said Twilight as she remembered her brother words on the subject of being a solder.
Boomstick: Fox has been a major player in more wars than Bucky, and single-handedly ended all of them.
Wiz: At his own request.
Fox: I'll go it alone from here.
“I think i just found somepony new to look up to,” said Rainbow Dash as she put Fox right up there with the wonderbolts from the past when it came to ponies to look up to.
Boomstick: Like a real man... fox... fox-man!
Wiz: Also, Bucky always had a squad of troops at his back during ground combats. But when Star Fox does an away mission, Fox is usually all on his own, even when fighting an entire planet of dinosaurs.
“He fought a PLANET full of dinosaurs!?” THAT. IS. AWESOME!!” Rainbow cheered.
Boomstick: In the end, Bucky choked.
“Boo!” yelled Sonata.
Wiz: The winner is Fox McCloud.
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Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
(Cues Terminator Theme)
The group sees a creepy looking robot facing off against another that looks more like a cyborg with a visor covering his upper face.
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“Well at least that’s over,” Aria said, getting to her hooves as Adagio nodded.
“Yes, now let’s just get the stuff from the box and get out of here,” Adagio said, pushing her purple haired sister towards the box. Sonata sighed as she followed them, feeling a bit sad at the outcome of the battle.
Once everyone was near the glowing box, Pinkie opened it and looked inside. She stuck her head and arms inside tossed a small box to Fluttershy and then pulled out a replica of Fox’s airwing while saying, “Oooohhhh.”
“What is it, Pinkie?” Starlight asked, looking at the tiny ship in interest.
Looking at her friends, Pinkie said, “There’s a bunch of these ships and things in here.”
“Things?” Twilight asked.
“Yeah,” Pinkie said, reaching into the box. She pulled out a grey square with a few short silver things on it and said, “There’s a bunch of these things in here.”
“Let me see,” Adagio said, walking towards the pink mare. Looking at the thing in Pinkie’s hoof, Adagio takes it and began to move the silver things around causing the ship to float out of Pinkie’s hoof.
“Woah, those things can fly?” Rainbow asked surprisingly.
“They can as they’re remote controlled cars or ships in that sense,” Adagio said, handing the controller to Pinkie. “They’re a somewhat popular toy that kids play with but you need a controller to make them fly or move.”
Everyone grabs one as Spike reached into the box and pulled out another familiar space ship and package. Looking at Sonata, Spike said, “Hey Sonata, there’s something here for you.”
Be the curious mare, Sonata walked towards the baby dragon to see what he meant and gasped. In his claws was a replica of Bucky’s ship and a wrapped package the size of a shoe box. Sonata took the pack and ripped off the wrapping to a red cloth and a green bunny ears headband.
“Oh my gosh,” Sonata said, pulling the cloth and unfolded it to see a familiar jumpsuit and cape. “I always wanted something like this,” she said, hugging the jumpsuit like a stuffed animal.
“I think there's something else in there,” Rainbow said, flying above the former siren.
Being the curious girl she was, Sonata looked inside the box to see another wrapped package. Tearing the wrapping apart, Sonata gasped as she pulled out a CD. “Oh my gosh! It's the extended version of Bucky’s theme song!”
Aria and Adagio could only gasp in horror. “NO! NOT AGAIN!” They both shouted, making a dive for the disk… only for Rarity to levitate it away and into the TV slot with a malicious grin. “WHY?!”
“You made me suffer through the last battle, I feel it's only fitting that I return the favor.”
The music started up again as Sonata, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Spike, and surprisingly Starlight started to sing.
Rainbow: In another dimension, another time and space,
Sonata: A parallel universe was fallin' on its face!
Spike: When out of the chaos, who else could it be?
Starlight: But the animal adventurers from S.P.A.C.E.!
Sonata and Pinkie: Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare! Mutants and aliens and toads beware!
Rainbow: You're looking for adventure? Well, this is it, with Jenny, Deadeye, Blinky, and Willy DuWitt!
Spike: I said Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare!
Pinkie (in a business suit): “And now, an update on Bucky O'Hare and the Toad Wars!”
Sonata and Rainbow: In the battle of the aniverse, you don't know what's next! You only know amphibians have made it KOMPLEX!
Starlight and Spike: When you check out your scanner and the evil that it bodes, There's only one course of action:
Everyone: Let's croak us some toads!
Sonata and Pinkie: Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare! He goes where no ordinary rabbit would dare!
Rainbow: If your Righteous Indignation has suffered a hit, And your photon accelerator's broken a bit,
Starlight: And you're losing your mind, and you're having a fit, Get the funky fresh rabbit who can take care of it!
Spike and Sonata: Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare! You say Bucky? I said Bucky! Bucky O'Hare!
Everyone: Let's croak us some toads!
Aria’s eye began to twitch as Adagio sighed and said, “Can we go already?”
To everyone’s shock, a portal opened up near the former sirens causing everyone to jump. Adagio, not looking a gift horse in the mouth, quickly pulled Aria towards the portal and said, “C’mon Sonata, our rides here.”
“Aw, do we have to?” Sonata asked sadly.
“Yes Sonata, now say goodbye so we can get home,” Adagio said, pushing Aria through the portal.
“Alright. Bye everyone. Hope we can do this again,” Sonata said while walking into the portal with her stuff. As she disappeared from sight, Adagio looked at the ponies and dragon as she said, “Goodbye and we’ll most likely be back.” She started to walk into the portal as she loudly muttered, “Now for my plans.”
Once the sirens were gone the portal closed up with a popping noise almost like the sound of a pop bubble. Twilight confused by that just turned to her friends and asked, “Same time tomorrow?”
“Eeyup,” everyone said as they started to either leave and go home or go to their rooms.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~( later at fluttershy’s house.)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The shy Pegasus returned to see Angel Bunny sulking next to his bed, which Pichu was now sleeping in. His charred black fur a clear indication of how many times he'd tried to make him move by force.
“Now Angel Bunny, I told you need to share.” Fluttershy scolded the spoiled rabbit before pulling out a small box. "But I have some good news, there was a small box that I got after the battle and it has your name on it!”
The rabbit’s face immediately lit up with joy as he lept towards the box, but the moment it was open and he immediately backed away in fear, however his owner didn't notice. "It looks adorable! Let's hurry up and put it on you!” She squealed as she grabbed him and hastily stuffed him into the outfit.
As Pichu woke up from his nap, the first thing he saw was what this wild rabbit had been forced to wear:
Angel Bunny was wearing a small red space uniform with yellow boots, gloves and belt, marking him look like a miniature Bucky O’hare.
Pichu stared at him for a full five seconds before he burst out laughing.
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Sunset let out a sigh as she walked home from the shooting range. After watching that strange show, she decided to fish out her old rifle from her closet. Once she got the weapon cleaned up, she started to go to the shooting range every so often to practice. Now all Sunset wanted to do was to lay on her bed and sleep.
Opening the door to her apartment, Sunset said, “Home sweet home.” She was just about to prop her rifle against the wall when she noticed the light on in the living room from the hallway. “I’m sure I turned that off this morning,” Sunset said, holding the rifle in her hands as she walked to the living room slowly.
Nearing the corner, Sunset took a moment to prepare herself before taking rounding that corner. The moment Sunset entered the living room, she wasn’t prepared for what she saw. There lying on the couch was none other than Adagio Dazzle, former siren and leader of the Dazzlings. While Sunset was used to seeing the puffy haired girl wasn’t anything new, the outfit she had on was certainly an eye catcher.
Adagio wore a purple outfit that consisted of legging, long gloves, a strange armor on the left arm and a bikini top. The former siren stretched causing her breasts to jiggle as Sunset almost dropped her gun.
Looking at the stunned girl, Adagio smiled coyly and said, “I know there’s probably a million questions going through your head right but the one thing you should be wondering is….”
Adagio rose to the point where she was in a sitting position with her legs spread apart slightly. Looking at the gaping girl, Adagio gave her a saucy smile with half lidded eyes as she said, “What should I be doing next?”
Sunset just stared at the girl in silence for a few moments, trying to understand the whole situation. She slowly lowers the gun and says, “I really need a fucking smoke.”
Let’s just say cursing was the other thing that Sunset picked up from watching the show.
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