A collection of clopfics based on each episode of Season 6. These one-shots are started (and finished) within a 24-hour period as a challenge to write faster while also keeping as much quality as possible (which, for the most part, is very, very little quality).

So, want to see what kind of activities our little ponies get into when the cameras go off (with little to no preparation for the author beforehand)? Then enter, if you dare!

WARNING: For the love of Celestia, I am not kidding when I say that each and every one of these was rushed! If you're looking for the Mark Twain of clop, then you may want to look elsewhere!

Episode 1 - Fatherhood is Hard. Really, Really Hard.

Rarity, being such a generous mare, helps a frazzled Shining Armor relieve some stress.

Episode 2 - A is for...

Spike, reading from Twilight's list, suggests that Starlight and Sunburst try something a little different to rekindle their friendship.

Episode 3 - I Got a Party Cannon for Ya...

Maud tracks down the stallion who Pinkie traded her party cannon to for her gift, but when the stallion makes a lewd, off-hoof comment that Maud agrees to, things get a little more heated than Rarity had expected.

Episode 4 - Doing Things Together

After Applebloom learns of a certain 'adult' activity, she returns to the clubhouse and tells her friends all about it. They even get to play it, too!

Episode 5 - The Dragon Way of Saying "Thank You"

Just before the group leaves the large, underground cavern that had housed the Bloodstone Scepter, Ember tells the mares to go on ahead to personally "thank" Spike for everything he did for her.

Episode 6 - A Blossoming Friendship

Starlight, tired after a day of trying and failing to make a single friend, decides to relax with a "special" kind of package at the Ponyville Spa.

Episode 7 - Rule #2

Rainbow, after a terrible first day training with the Wonderbolts, finds herself the center of attention after Spitfire points out a certain rule pertaining to the worst flier of the day.

Episode 8 - Hearth's Warming Future

Snowfall, surrounded by a pack of Windigos, begs the Spirit of Hearth's Warming Future to send her back so she can prevent herself from ruing Hearth's Warming. The Spirit (and the Windigos) have other ideas.

Episode 9 - The Party (Upstairs) Never Stops

In order to convince the illustrious DJ Pon-3 to turn down her music for the grand opening of her boutique, Rarity finds herself joining in on the activities taking place within Vinyl's 'Club Pony Party Pleasure Palace'.

Episode 10 - The Final Chore

Applejack, finished with her chores in record time due to help from her friends, notices that her brother, Big Macintosh, has returned from his trip to the market and, with a passing nod towards her, has entered the barn. Good thing, too, seeing as her final chore of the day is "meeting" with her brother. Problem is, her friends are still here and want to help her finish her final "chore"! What is a mare to do!? Here's a hint: they help!

Episode 11 - Zephyr's Reward

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash reward Zephyr for finally doing something on his own. What kind of reward, you ask? Sex, of course!

Episode 13 - Rumble in the Jungle

Rainbow Dash and Daring Do show Quibble that not everything makes it to the books, especially not the after-adventure "celebration".

Episode 14 - The Applewood Fellati-thon

The Ponyville Schoolhouse participates in something a little more adult than a cart race.

Episode 15 - When a Prank Goes Terribly Wrong

Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, already wildly successful at selling cookies, come upon Thunderlane's house in the dead of the night. They sell him a couple boxes and head inside to hang out with Rumble, their classmate and Thunderlane's brother, for a little while, but little do they know that Rainbow Dash has laced the cookies with a fast-acting and very, very potent aphrodisiac.

Episode 16 - Black Changeling Needs Food, Badly!

Thorax, narrowly escaping certain doom due to the efforts of his friend, Spike, suddenly finds himself as the center of attention. Little does he know that, looking from a distance, Princess Cadance and her husband, Shining Armor, have cooked up a little plan to make sure their newfound friendship starts on the right hoof.

Episode 17 - The Heroes' Reward

The Mane Six, back from their trip to Yak-yakistan, return to the Castle of Friendship just in time to watch Spike, Big Mac, and Discord slay the evil Squizard in their game of Ogres & Oubliettes. Upon seeing their intense fight, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie decide that they want to join in. However, in order to join you need to be written into the game, and Discord has just the idea to get all six mares in on the fun...

I mean, the heroes need to be rewarded, right?

Episode 18 - Braeburn has Pinkie's Pie (and eats it, too!)

Braeburn never expected a face-full of Pinkie Pie's mare-bits mid Buckball game, but now that he'd seen it he can't stop thinking about it! The plump contours, the juicy folds... It was no wonder he wound up losing the game for his team! Now, with his ego bruised and libido starting to act up, Braeburn finds himself heading home with nothing to show for it...

At least until a certain pink mare and her pegasus friend come over to see how he's doing!

Episode 19 - Gabby's Helping Hand Claw

If Gabby left right after talking to the CMC about her Cutie Mark (leading to the CMC heading all the way to Twilight's Castle, talking to Twilight, and THEN going to find their feathered friend), then why did they catch up with her so easily?

Because Gabby and Time Turner banged, obviously! (It's a clopshot, what else did you expect?)

Episode 20 - The Pre-Con Ritual[/color]

With their con against Gladmane in place, Flim, Flam, Applejack, and Fluttershy retreat to the brothers' suite to wait out the hour before their tour will begin. However, little do Applejack and Fluttershy know that the brothers' have quite the interesting pre-con ritual they'd like to perform with them. What kind of ritual, you ask? You do realize this is a clopshot, right?

Episode 21 - Accelero + Similo Duplexsis = ???[/color]

Accelero and Similo Duplexsis, when combined in just the right way, make it so you can be in two places at once. Of course, when Twilight and Spike see that there's two Starlight Glimmers, their minds start to go to certain... adult places. And, seeing as this is a clopshot, they might just accidentally let these ideas out into the open, resulting in, well... You get the idea!

Episode 22 - Fixing Fractured Friendships, by Princess Twilight Sparkle

Twilight fixes Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie's broken friendship by inviting them back out onto the boat and showing them that it was all just a simple mistake and that they were just trying to make their previous boat trip one to remember have them give Spike a blowjob. Because what better way is there to mend a broken friendship than that?

Episode 23 - A Tale of Two (Young) Apples

With her blabbermouth of a brother threatening to tell Granny Smith about the little white lie she told Filthy Rich, Applejack says that she'll do anything for him if he'd just go along with it. Big Macintosh takes her up on her offer with a rather... risqué idea.

Episode 24 - Wingponies For Life

Sky Stinger and Vapor Trail. Vapor Trail and Sky Stinger. Where one flies, the other is sure to follow. Even when it comes to the Wonderbolts, it seems, as the two best friends have just become the latest recruits to the most famous flying group in all of Equestria! Now, with the two wingponies checking out their new duds in the locker room, Vapor Trail gets an idea for a special kind of celebration after getting an eyeful of her best friends junk.

Episode 25 - A Princess's Cry for Help

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, captured and taken deep within the Changeling Hive, find themselves under attack by a seemingly never-ending horde of Changeling drones. They do, however, have a faint glimmer of hope - while their magic has been dampened by some unseen force, Luna can still check in on the dreams of one Starlight Glimmer. Now, with the fate of Equestria in their hooves, Celestia must hold off the rather sexual advances of the Changeling horde as Luna informs Starlight of their dire situation.

Episode 26 - Thorax vs. Chrysalis: The Final Battle

With the fate of Equestria on the line, Starlight Glimmer and Thorax go head to head with Queen Chrysalis and her Hive of Changelings. What they didn't expect going in, however, was a certain drone magically transforming into something new, and what they really, REALLY didn't expect was said drone gaining a new, interesting way of giving his former Queen all the love she could ever ask for...

A really big dick!

Season's End Special #1 - Gabby and the Quest for a Cutie Mark

Gabby, looking to earn herself a cutie mark, meets with the Cutie Mark Crusaders inside their clubhouse to ask them for some assistance. When she mentions a certain activity that she likes doing, however, the trio of fillies wind up helping her in a very... different way

Seasons End Special #2 - The Official Daring Do Adult Experience Adventu-cation

Rainbow Dash and Quibble, taken by Dr. Caballeron and his minions from the Daring Do convention, find themselves in deep, deep trouble in the middle of some foreign jungle. When things start to heat up, however, one pegasus becomes the target of four rowdy henchponies as the other... Well, the other continues to believe that it's all just an act!

Cover by me!