Twilight looked at the battlefield that was once the Cutie Map room with clear trepidation in her eyes. "We should just close the door and let them finish..." She chuckled like a mad mare on the brink of losing it. "Whatever this is..."

"No way!"

The five mares turned to look as Rainbow took a step forward with her head held high and her lips curved in a grin. "Did you see the size of Big Mac's sword?! I totally want in!"

Pinkie Pie stepped forward. "Yeah! I don't know what it is, but it looks like super-duper fun!"

With that, the energetic pink mare bounced into the air before charging after her pegasus friend, both ready to join in on Spike, Big Mac, and Discord's game. They quickly reached the edge of the playing field, and with a big leap-

They hit an invisible wall.

"Ow!" Rainbow bounced off the barrier and rubbed her shoulder. "What the hay? What gives!"

Pinkie, who had both metaphorical and literal stars in her eyes, wobbled up beside the pegasus and tapped her hoof against the unseen barricade. "Hey, let us in! We want to play... whatever it is that you're playing?"

Spike, or, should I say, Garbuckle the famous level 30 enchanter magician with major skill points assigned to Intellect and Perception, glanced over at Discord, aka Captain Wuzz the Archer, and shrugged his shoulders. "Uh, Discord? What's up with the-"

Discord cleared his throat. "Ahem! Who is this Discord that you speak of, Garbuckle? I'd love to meet him, he certainly sounds lovely..."

Spike rolled his eyes. "Sorry, Captain Wuzz... But what gives? Why can't Pinkie and Rainbow jump in?"

Discord rubbed his goatee in thought, which, if you didn't know, was where every draconequus does their heavy thinking. "Well, Garbuckle, I'd have to say that, since these two fine mares haven't been written into the world yet, they can't possibly just join in!"

Big Mac nodded his head, rattling the Dark Steel Helmet +1 on his head. "Eeyup, makes sense."

"Huh..." Spike walked up to the edge of the map where Rainbow and Pinkie were waiting. "Okay then! I'll just have the two of you make characters and then-"

"Wait!" Discord popped into existence beside him, devoid of his character's costume and floating in the air with quite a drastic frown on his lips. Which was a bit strange, seeing as, when Spike glanced back over his shoulder, Captain Wuzz was still standing there, bow and arrow in hand as he scanned the horizon for any sight of the enemy. "You can't just have them join the campaign now! It doesn't make any sense in the overarching plotline!"

Spike's head tilted, questioningly. "What do you mean?"

Discord rolled his eyes. "Pff, novices... What I mean is, why would two adventuring mares that just happened to be decked out in full sets of high-level gear be all the way out here? If they're going to join, we need to move this to a more public place, like a city or town."

"Hmm..." Spike perked up. "Hey, I know! Seeing as we've defeated the evil Squizard, we can head back to Spiketropolis, the capital city of Spiketopia, and get our reward! Maybe then we can meet them in, like, a tavern or something!"

Discord thought on it for a moment, and then, for some mysterious reason, a mischevious grin crossed his lips. "Why Spike, I do believe you're on to something!"

Rainbow watched the draconequus pull out a pen and paper from thin air, and as he began to furiously scribble something down she glanced at Pinkie and rolled her eyes. "Jeez, who knew they took this so seriously..."

Pinkie shrugged. "I guess it's like you and your clopfic collection about us-"

Rainbow silenced the pink mare with a well-placed hoof in her mouth. "Pinks!", she hissed into the mare's ear, "I told you not to tell anypony about that!"

"Tell them about what?"

Rainbow nearly jumped out of her skin at the unexpected statement, blushing as she turned around and found the rest of the Mane Six standing right behind them. "Uh... Heh-heh... Um, you know... Don't tell anypony about... my, uh..."

The pegasus was saved from certain embarrassment by the bell. Or, in this case, of a loud, magical popping sound reminiscent of one of Twilight's teleportation spells. This one was on a much greater scale, however, echoing off the walls and illuminating the group of ponies in a white glow. The game board Spike, Big Mac, and Discord were in began to transform, trees and hills morphing into tables and walls as the field became the inside of a tavern.

In a scene that would be strange had it not been caused by a certain draconequus, Discord's disembodied voice rang out even as Capain Wuzz began walking towards a bar that had sprung out from the ground. "Our intrepid band of heroes, weary from a day full of adventuring, return to the capital city of Spiketropolis and retreat to their favorite local tavern, The Plot's End."

All seven ponies plus a single dragon watched as cards began popping into existence across the now-wooden tavern floor, crude drawings of various patrons magically appearing before their very eyes to fill The Plot's End with life.

Discord continued his narration. "Word had quickly spread about the vanquishing of the great Squizard, and they were greeted with a hero's welcome upon passing through The Plot's End's well-worn doors."

The cards rushed over to Spike and Big Mac, lifting them into the air with ease even in their current limb-less state.

"Wwwhoa!", Big Mac bellowed, unused to being carried around like a sack of apples. "Hey now, put me down!"

Spike, used to this sort of thing from his times in the Crystal Empire, shrugged his shoulders and leaned back into a more relaxed position as the jubilant mob carried him towards the bar. "Eh, you get used to it."

The stallion and dragon were deposited next to their mismatched companion who, even as Discord continued describing the scene, leaned his head back and took a big swig of his foamy drink.

"The three adventures shared in the crowd's merriment, drinking the night away to a bevy of hoots, hollers, and the occasional spontaneous musical number. Little did they know, however, that, mingling amongst The Plot's End patrons, there were six mares who planned to do a little something more for the heroes later that night..."

A card suddenly popped up from behind the bar, a drawing of a big, burly stallion with a mug for a cutie mark designating him as the bartender. The card rotated so that the stallion was facing Spike, and in a voice that sounded like a deeper version of Discord's he said, "Well well, Garbuckle, seems like tonight's your lucky night." A key floated from beneath the bar into Spike's claws. "Seems somepony has hooked you and your friends up with the luxury suite upstairs." The drawing somehow winked one of its eyes. "I wouldn't stay down here too long. This pony seemed rather... intent on meeting you as soon as possible."

Spike, still somewhat stunned by the whole magically-changing scenery thing, looked a little bit dazed as his eyes bounced between the stallion-drawing and the key in his hands. "Huh? Discord, what is-"

The scenery changed again, this time from the festive atmosphere of a pony-filled pub to a casual tavern bedroom setting. Two king-sized beds sat by each of the walls, large enough to hold a pair of ponies or, if they were crammed close enough, maybe even three. It was a very homely looking room, with warm lighting that gave it a very cozy feeling.

Every non-draconequus in the room had to take a moment to adjust to the sudden change in their surroundings, but Discord merrily floated over towards the bed and plopped down with a happy sigh. "Ahh... Now this is what a hero needs after a day full of heroic heroics!"

Twilight, who had been watching the proceedings wondering what kind of spells Discord was using to make all of this happen, shook her head to clear the cobwebs from her mind and leveled a glare draconequus's way. "Discord! What the hay are you doing?"

Discord perked up. "Oh! That's right! The scene must go on!"

He clicked his fingers, and even though the draconequus's lips didn't move his voice echoed off the walls. "Our illustrious heroes head to their graciously provided room upstairs, wondering who or what had decided to grant them such a gift. Little did they know that the room already had six occupants waiting for them..."

Rainbow stared at Discord in confusion. "I thought we were gonna, like, fight some monsters or something, not... whatever we're doing here!"

Discord, his body frozen in place and now drained of color like he was in some kind of black and white movie, continued his description of the scene. "Sir McBiggun would be the first to fall to the mares' advances. Prism Flash, the feisty little pegasus with a prismatic mane, pushed the strong stallion over onto the bed. The mare was upon him before the unicorn knight could recover, surprising him with the speed of both her body and her tongue..."

Rainbow turned towards Big Mac and shrugged. "Uh, Discord? We aren't just going to start having se-"

There was a sudden flash of light, blinding everypony in the room with its vibrancy, and as it faded away both Big Mac and Rainbow had seemingly vanished into thin air.

Or, as a yelp rang out in the room, they had simply been moved.

The rest of the ponies gasped as they turned towards the bed and saw Big Mac, leaned back against the wall with his hindlegs dangling off the edge, with a certain cerulean pegasus's prismatic mane between his legs.

"Um..." Rainbow muttered, muzzle just about pressed into the big red stallion's big red balls. "H-hey, Big Mac..." She glanced up at the stallion but did not pull her face back from his junk. "How's it going?"

Big Mac, trying his hardest not to get a hard-on, looked down at the pegasus between his legs and blushed. "H-howdy, Miss Dash..."

Discord's phantom voice continued explaining the scene. "Whatever hope the brave warrior had of escaping was soon dashed as Generic Applemare, a mare who worked with apples, jumped onto the bed and crawled on top of him."

Applejack snorted and stomped her hoof. "Hey now, I ain't generic! Plus, I ain't gonna be doin' anything with mah own-"

Another flash and she was gone, moved over onto the bed with her thighs straddling Big Mac's face.

Applejack gasped. "Whoa nelly! Discord! When I get mah hooves on you, I'm gonna... I'm gonna..." For some reason, the apple mare slumped over her brother's head and shivered. "Ohhh Mac..."

Unseen by anypony but Rainbow and unfelt by anypony but Applejack, the honorable Sir McBiggun of Castle Chadwick opened his lips and let his powerful tongue of justice stab into the heated folds pressed against his face. Applejack glanced down at him with wide, disbelieving eyes, only to see the knight had closed his own as he focused on eating her out.

"M-Mac... What... What're you..." Applejack moaned and placed a hoof on her brother's head, though she made no attempt at separating him from his impromptu meal. "Ohhh Mac... Not in front of the girls..."

McBiggun did not relent. He struck her hard and fast, never licking the same spot so as to keep the mare reeling from his onslaught. Every so often he'd score a critical roll, granting him a free strike against the bulbous clit that winked out against his nose and filled his lungs with the scent of a needy mare. Before long the succulent folds had fallen to his attack, bequeathing upon him a veritable treasure trove of rewards that he gulped down by the mouthful.

Rainbow, watching the proceedings from below, felt a large, solid mass boop her in the chin and glanced down to find Big Mac's cock, now almost fully unsheathed, resting against her chest. A deep moan from her apple-friend was all the convincing she needed to dig in and, with a blissful groan, Rainbow took the wide head of the stallion's cock into her mouth.

Sir McBiggun's eyes rolled to the back of his head as his cock finished hardening inside Prism's mouth. One mare was challenge enough, but he wasn't so sure that he could handle two at a time! The mare seemed to know all of his weak points, including that special spot on the underbelly of his shaft that sent uncontrollable shivers up his spine each time she lashed out at it with her tongue. She even had the presence of mind to fondle his balls with her hooves, rolling the weighty orbs around inside their plump sack like a master at her craft.

Twilight, absolutely floored as she watched the mass of ponies writhe on the bed, turned on Captain Wuzz with a panicked look in her eyes. "D-Discord! You can't just force my friends to... to..." She pointed towards Rainbow, who had begun shoving her face back and forth between Big Mac's legs with a series of obscene gargles. "THAT! I swear, if I-"

Discord's voice returned, now loud enough to drown out whatever bad things Twilight was promising to do to Discord when all of this was over. "Garbuckle, so focused on watching his companion on the bed, failed to notice a mare he had only ever dreamed of sneaking up behind him. It was the beautiful unicorn princess Shmarity, whom the heroes had saved from the tyranny of the Squizard and had now arraigned for this very personal reward for the three of them. The mare walked passed the stunned dragon and, tail held high to show off her greatest treasure, led him towards the other bed in the room, ready to give the wizard his due."

Spike's jaw came unhinged. Was he really going to get with Rarity? He smiled and closed his eyes, waiting for the draconequus to teleport him into his dream-mare's arms...

...

Nothing happened.

Spike grumbled and opened his eyes. "Aw, come on, Discord! Don't tease me like-"

A purple tail brushed his cheek.

"Well?" Rarity turned to look at him over her shoulder, tail rising just as Discord had said. "Don't keep your Princess waiting, Garbuckle... Come and get your reward..."

It took Spike a moment to respond, mind fried from the sight of the pristine pair of pony pussy lips he had only ever seen in his dreams. A quick flash of pink as her clit punched out into the air was more than enough to convince him, however, and with a big grin on his face and a growing erection between his legs the small dragon quickly made his way across the room to join the mare on the other bed.

Twilight couldn't believe it. "Rarity!? What in Celestia's name are you doing?"

Rarity smiled and flipped over onto her back, opening her legs to let the dragon make his way between them. "Oh come on, darling. We just got back from a big trip to Yak-Yakistan! I'd say we could use a little R&R..."

"Yeah!" Twilight turned and gasped as she saw Pinkie and Fluttershy in Discord's lap, each of them licking the draconequus mammoth shaft from tip to base. "Lighten up a little, Twi-Twi! It's all in good fun!"

She turned back towards Rarity as the unicorn moaned. "Oh, yes! Who knew Spikey-wikey had such a big cock!"

Spike groaned and slapped one set of gems on the mare's flank, hips a blur beneath him as he fucked Rarity with all his might. "That's Garbuckle to you, Schmarity..."

Twilight could only watch her assistant cram each of his draconic-dicks into the mare's stretched-out pussy for so long before she turned away in embarrassment. Of course, this put her right the crosshairs of Applejack riding her brother like a bucking-bronco as Rainbow crammed both his massive balls into her mouth, and when she tried to look away from that she got an eyeful of Fluttershy suckling on the tip of Discord's cock like a new-born foal. "Wh-what... What did you do to my friends, Discord!?"

Discord gave the Alicorn an evil-looking grin and beckoned her forward with a curl of his finger. "And then there was Twilight who, upon seeing Captain Wuzz's impressive sword, crawled up into his lap and impaled herself on his shaft, loving the feeling of being the Archer's personal fuck-toy more than anything else in the world..."

Twilight balked at the idea. "What!? No! I would never-"

With a loud crash the roof to the cavern caved in, revealing an absolutely ginormous die that, once settled, proudly displayed a glimmering number one at the top.

Discord let out an evil sounding chuckle. "Oh ho ho... Too bad, Twilight, looks like you don't get a choice..."

Twilight's eyes widened. "Wh-what? No, don't-"

One second there was a flash of light, and the next second she found herself speared on over a foot of draconequus dick. Discord's massive size felt like it should have torn her in two, but, instead, she somehow was able to cram his entire shaft into her pussy. Just barely, however, for as she looked down she saw a blatant bulge in her belly that was in the perfect shape of his cock. Both Pinkie and Fluttershy were licking the fur on her stomach, tracing their tongues around Discord's shaft even as it sat buried inside her body.

She looked up, eyes wide and mouth opened in a silent scream, to see Discord looking down at her with a wicked smile on his face. "From then on, Twilight would be Discord's cock-sock, pleasing her new master whenever he called upon her. Not even her friends could save her then, for they, too, had fallen to the heroes' power. The six of them would forever be their personal sluts, and none of them would ever complain as this was what they were meant for, this was what they wanted more than anything else in the world! This was what-"

"TWILIGHT!"

Twilight's head shot up from the table. "Huh!? Wh-what!?"

Rainbow smirked. "Jeez, Twi, have a nice dream? You got a little drool on your cheek!"

"Huh?" Twilight glanced around. Gone was the tavern bedroom, replaced instead by rows upon rows of seats within the Friendship Express. Gone was Garbuckle, McBiggun, and, most importantly, Captain Wuzz, replaced by the five mares she had just left Yak-yakistan with.

She glanced down.

Gone, too, was the massive draconequus shoved between her legs, splitting her in two. Instead, there was only a book on her table, opened with a small, wet spot of drool in its center.

With a loud screech, the train came to a shuddering stop in Ponyville station. The six mares departed, one much less energetic than the others, and, within no time at all, they found themselves in the shadows of the Castle of Friendship. Twilight had been muttering to herself the entire trip, repeating the mantra that "it had all been a dream" to keep herself calm. As soon as they reached the door, however, she began to panic, and when they went inside, walked into the Cutie Map room, and found Spike, Big Mac and Discord in the middle of a Ogres & Oubliettes battle turned real, she felt heart plummet into her stomach.

Twilight felt the onset of a panic attack settle in. "We should just close the door and let them finish..." She chuckled, mind shutting down. "Whatever this is..."

"No way!"

Rainbow stepped forward and grinned. "Did you see the size of Big Mac's sword?! I totally want in!"

Twilight shivered. Oh yes, she had definitely seen the size of his sword...

Author's Notes:

Sorry for how short/rushed this was, a lot of my available "writing time" got used up as I was editing a chapter for another story of mine. But, hey, edit 12,000+ words in the morning and write another 3k at night? Pretty productive day, if I do say so myself...

(This was the only logical conclusion I could come up with as to why Twilight seemed so freaked out about what was happening inside her castle. I mean, really, a nerd like her has to have played some O&O and some point, right?)