“Eh, not particularly original or inspired, but it worked.”

Daring Do brow furrowed at the blatant cynicism in Quibble’s voice, and as she stopped to turn around and face him she had to fight off the urge to grimace at the frown on his lips. “Who are you again?”

Rainbow, standing next to the now worried-looking stallion, smiled at her hero and casually lifted a hoof into the air. “He’s a fan.”

Quibble turned towards Daring with strained looking smile, and with a barely contained sigh she rolled her eyes and looked away. “Uh huh…” She lifted a hoof and pointed behind the pair of fan-ponies back towards the way they came. “There’s some stairs on the other side of the temple that lead out of the ravine.” Both glanced towards the now mud-filled structure behind them, and as they turned back around Daring smiled and spun in the opposite direction. “I suggest you two take them and head west.”

Rainbow, somewhat worried by the adventurous-looking grin on the pegasus’s face, frowned and pointed towards the mare. “But what about you?”

Daring smiled and pulled The Seven-Sided Chest of Chicomoztoc out of her vest with a wing. “I've gotta get this to a museum!” She looked up and smiled. “Thanks for your help. I couldn't have done it without you!” Tucking the artifact back into its hiding spot, she turned towards Quibble and, with an almost sensual-looking, half-lidded gaze, gave the stallion a smile. “Both of you.”

Quibble’s eyes widened, and as he watched his hero turn around and crouch for liftoff he caught sight of another, more carnal treasure underneath her multi-hued tail-

“Wait!”

Wincing as her legs, primed to launch her into the air, nearly buckled underneath herself, Daring frowned and spun around to face the mare who had called her. “What?”

Rainbow blushed and sheepishly rubbed the back of her head, eyes focusing on anything but the tan pegasus before her. “Uh, what about… You know…” Putting a hoof next to her lips as if she was saying some schoolyard secret, the cerulean mare leaned towards Daring and suggestively waggled her eyebrows. “The ‘Post Adventure Ritual’?”

Daring took a step back, cheeks ablaze and eyes darting around the jungle opening as if she was expected Caballeron to jump out at any moment. “R-Rainbow!” She stole a glance at the stallion standing beside her. “You know I don’t like ponies hearing about that!”

Rainbow matched Daring’s step with one of her own. “Aw, c’mon! Quibble won’t tell anypony! Ain’t that right, Quibs?”

Quibble, still somewhat stunned by everything that had happened to him, simply nodded his head.

Rainbow smiled. “See? He’s trustworthy!” The pleading look in her eyes suddenly turned sensual, and with a waggle of her eyebrows she nodded her head towards Quibble’s rear. “Plus, it’ll be fun having something a little more… real this time around!” Her grin grew devilish as the image of Quibble stuck in the bridge flashed before her mind’s eye, the sight of his plot stuck in the air with his hefty balls dangling right in front of her face bringing a heat to her loins. “And trust me, this guy’s packing!”

Daring tapped her chin in thought. “Hmm…” Walking up to Quibble and scrutinizing his face for a moment, Daring suddenly ducked her head underneath his chest and, after getting a good look at what was dangling between his legs, picked herself up with a sly grin on her lips. “Alright, you convinced me…”

Quibble gulped around the lump in his throat as both mare’s turned to face him with matching grins.

“Let’s get started then, shall we?”

Before he knew what was happening Quibble found himself flat on his ass, the unexpected shove from his hero’s wing more than enough to break his balance. Faster than he could say “the original series was better” his attackers descended upon his defenseless from, lowering their heads between his legs to strike at his rapidly hardening shaft.

“H-hey, what’s going oooohhh…”

Rainbow glanced up at him with a smirk, cheek pressed against his yellowy-brown shaft even as Daring licked the other side like it was a fleshy lollipop. “Well, Quibs, let’s just say that not everything little thing Daring does makes it to the books…” She kissed the side of his cock and chuckled as it throbbed against her face. “Especially not what she does after work to relieve some stress…”

Quibble gasped as Rainbow joined Daring in slobbering over his cock, both mares attacking the slab of meat like a pair of famished lionesses looking for a treat. “B-b-but, ohhh… This sounds like a… Like a cheesy piece of clop-fiction! It doesn't, mmph!” His eyes were forced shut as Daring dragged her tongue across the broad head of his shaft, lighting up every nerve in his body with bliss. “It doesn’t make any sense story-wise! We barely know each other, and Daring, ah!” The mare smiled even as she suckled on the tip of his cock. “And Daring was just frustrated with my incredible amounts of cynicism! Why would she suddenly give me a blowjob?”

Rainbow rolled her eyes and pulled away from his dick, and after scooping up some of the thick, gooey pre that had smeared across her cheek with a hoof she turned towards him and frowned. “Really, dude? You’re complaining about getting your dick wet from THE Daring Do?” She licked her hoof and groaned at the taste that she could only describe as one-hundred percent, grade-A male. “Just sit back and relax, colt. We’ll handle this…”

Quibble grimaced as Rainbow licked a line down the center of his shaft. “But what about the storyline? This dooooowhooa....”

Both mares had met at the base of his shaft, and after popping each of his balls into their mouths to coat the brown, leathery sack in spit they slowly began to make their way back towards the tip. Each drag of their tongues across the rigid flesh of his cock sent waves of debilitating pleasure up his spine, and as he glanced down at Daring and watched her lap across the sensitive underbelly of his shaft like it was a popsicle he very nearly toppled over onto the grass.

Rainbow Dash and Daring Do met at the peak of Mt. Quibble, cheeks pressed together as they got comfortable between his outstretched legs. Daring glanced at her partner with a playful glint in her eyes, and as her lips tugged upwards into a grin she nodded her head towards Quibble and chuckled. “What about it, Rainbow. Ready for another adventure?”

She kissed the top of Quibble’s stallionhood, which rewarded her with another dollop of pre for her to taste. “I have to warn you, this adventure is going long…” - She wrapped a hoof around the throbbing cock and gave it a quick stroke, much to the delight of its owner - “It’s going to be hard…” - Another pump, this one accompanied by a slick line of jizz that rolled down the side of Quibble’s shaft - “But the prize at the end will make it more than worth it!”

Rainbow gave her hero a shit-eating grin. “Just kiss me, you idiot!”

Quibble’s jaw hit the floor as Rainbow and Daring began making out over his crotch, the wide flare of his cock caught in the crossfires of their impromptu makeout session and trapped between two pairs of soft, wet lips. Thick lines of drool fled from the savage mashing of lips and tongue, rolling down the sides of his shaft like lava to pool around the hills of his balls below. The amounts of pleasure rattling his system was almost too much to handle, and with his only breaks being when either mare pulled back for air he found his orgasm barreling down on him like a runaway Friendship Express in no time at all.

“C-Celestia above… I’m close…”

Daring, eyes closed as her tongue danced with Rainbow’s around Quibble’s cock, pulled away as she felt their flare-based dancefloor start to expand. Opening her eyes halfway and glancing up at the stallion, whose tongue now lazily hung from the corner of his lips as he did his best to supply his lungs with oxygen, she chuckled and patted her fellow pegasus on the side to get her attention. “Hear that, Rainbow? Sounds like we’re almost there!”

With one last swirl of the tongue around the top of Quibble’s stallionhood, Rainbow pulled back and glanced towards Daring. “Mmm… The treasure must be close…”

Daring smirked and nodded her head. “Mmm-hmm… Ah, look!” She ducked between Quibble’s thighs and paused but a hoof’s width away from his balls. “The Great Golden Spheres of Quibbledonia!” A quick kiss to the orbs tore a moan from their owner’s lungs, and as Daring glanced up and met his eyes with a simmering gaze from her own she made a show of sensually licking her lips. “Better find a place to hide these so Caballeron can’t find ‘em!”

Quibble rolled his eyes. “I’m pretty sure Caballeron wants nothing to do with my balls. Plus, Quibbledonia? You really couldn’t think of anything more creative than that?”

Daring rolled her eyes. “Dude, just shut up.”

Quibble opened his mouth to explain the finer points of storytelling to the mare between his legs. Instead, all that came out was a weak croak as Daring opened her mouth as wide as it could go and engulfed both of his balls, dropping the sagging sack into her mouth and vibrating it with a heated moan that sent shivers up his spine. She treated them like a pair of fragile eggs in a leather bag, slowly rolling the seed-silos around inside her mouth as her tongue bathed them with gentle licks and broad swaths that sent his cock into spasms.

A pair of gargling swallows brought the rest of the sack into her mouth, and Daring’s eyes rolled up into the back of her head as Quibble’s cock pulsed against the tip of her muzzle. A gooey drop of semen fell from the heavens above and landed just beneath her eyes, and as she glanced up at the top of his shaft she saw Rainbow, head framed by what little sunlight broke through the canopy above, looking down at her with a grin.

“Well, seems like she found her half of the treasure…” Rainbow turned towards Quibble as she wrapped a hoof around his length and aimed the tip at her lips. “Seems I might have some trouble with mine…”

A chain of moans, starting with Rainbow and racing through Quibble to reach Daring between his legs, broke out as the feisty pegasus began lowering herself onto his cock, gradually taking inch after inch of his meaty shaft into her mouth. As the thick band of his medial ring slipped past her lips she felt the tip tap the back of her throat, and as she tried to swallow around it her gag reflex kick in and forced her to back away with a cough.

“Damn! It really is too much for me!”

Daring, with one last suck to both of Quibble’s balls that was strong enough to puff her cheeks out like a chipmunks, pulled away from the stallion’s lap and let his testicles slip from her lips with a wet popping sound. She chuckled as the hefty orbs landed on the grass below with an audible plop, but as Rainbow tried and failed again to take Quibble’s cock to the base her expression suddenly became much more serious.

“Don’t worry, Rainbow, I’m coming to save you from perilous penis peril!”

Quibble scoffed at the terrible dialogue. “Okay, now you’ve gotta be kidding me. That was an awful attempt at alliteration! You used ‘peril’ twice! Like, if I ever had the chance to write one of your books for you, I’d-”

Darkness overtook Quibble as something warm, soft and doughy slammed into the side of his face, sending him reeling backward to the jungle floor. Clenching his eyes shut to banish the stars playfully dancing around the inside of his eyelids, he groaned and wearily picked up his head to give the two mare’s a stern talking to.

The same warm, soft and doughy mass met him halfway, pushing his face back down until the back of his head was once again flat against the various grasses and plants beneath him. Opening his still-blurry eyes revealed what appeared to be a rainbow streaking just over his face, close enough that he swore he could almost reach out and touch it.

Of course, as soon as his vision had cleared, he realized that what he was looking at was Rainbow’s tail, which quickly led to the realization that the thing currently smothering him was his newly-acquired friend’s fat plot. Which, with a gasp muffled by said ass, meant the soaking folds of flesh pressed against his lips could only be one thing.

Rainbow, lying on top of Quibble with his cock down her throat and his face between her legs, let out a muffled shriek as the stallion’s tongue snaked inside her body and began ravishing her quivering folds from the inside out. With a wet schlurp and a refreshed “Ahhh…” she let his shaft fall from her lips, instead deciding to sit further back onto Quibble’s head as she began grinding her hips against his face.

Realizing that the spit-slickened treasure between the stallion’s legs could not be left out in the open for long, Daring did the most Daring-est thing she could think of; hide The Golden Rod of Fuckening inside her own body. It was brave, it was bold, and some would even say it was somewhat foolish, but after lining the throbbing artifact up with her well-guarded and by no means dripping-with-excitement-over-the-coming-bout-of-intense-fucking marehood she took a deep breath and made the plunge.

A flock of birds waiting in the canopy overhead flew away in fright as Daring let out a jungle-rattling moan into the hot, humid air. Inch after inch of Quibble’s cock sunk into her body like a knife through hot butter, stretching her out in all the right places as it sought the deepest recesses of her pussy. With a wet smack her hips met Quibble’s, and as she glanced down at the point of penetration she saw his balls resting against the filled-gates of her marehood.

“Mmmph, fuck!” Glancing over her shoulder as she reached down to fondle Quibble’s balls, Daring smirked as she watched Rainbow continue to ride the stallion’s face like a cowpony. “Looks like you needed this just as much as I did, Rainbow!”

Rainbow, eyes shut and wings fully erect, smirked and began humping Quibble’s head. “I guess so…” Her eyes opened, revealing Daring Do slowly picking herself up on wobbly legs as the thick cock spearing her open was dragged from her pussy. Thick lines of mare juice rolled down the stallionhood on all sides, and as her hero slammed her hips back down onto Quibble’s she felt a fire blossom between her own. “Now less talking, more fucking!”

The three ponies continued like this for some time, writhing on the jungle floor as they sated their libidos on each other’s body. When one would get bored they would switch, going from Daring riding his cock to Daring riding his face and Dash doing just the opposite. Before long, however, all three felt the oncoming tides of orgasm crashing onto their weathered shores, and with an unspoken deal both Rainbow and Daring returned to their original positions on Quibble’s body.

Rainbow gasped each time she ground her marehood against Quibble’s face, her clit sending out sparks of pleasure each time his lips grazed across it that threatened to light the fires of climax within her body. She could feel each heaving breath he took brush past the puckered ring of flesh beneath her tail, could hear each groan he made around the flesh of her ass, could feel the vibrations coursing through his body each time Daring’s body impacted his own.

Daring, meanwhile, had her eyes trained on Rainbow’s dark blue pussy lips as Quibble savagely ate them out. Glistening drops rolled down the stallion’s cheeks and chin as if he had just bit into a juicy piece of watermelon, and each time she saw his throat convulse as he swallowed another mouthful of Rainbow’s essence she felt her marehood constrict around the cock spearing her in two. In fact, she was so deep in her trance-like state that she never heard Rainbow scream out in pleasure across from her, though once she saw a slick jet of fluid rocket out from her lips to splatter against Quibble’s chest she realized her compatriot had just climaxed.

Which sent her right into her own.

Quibble groaned as he felt the supple folds of Daring Do’s marehood squeeze down on his cock like a vice, milking him for all he was worth even as his balls became drenched in her copious amounts of juices. The realization that it was really Daring sitting on his cock caused the drenched orbs to pull up towards his body, and with a moan muffled by the mare-flesh smashed against his lips the first line of seed rocketed out from the tip of his cock and painted his hero’s insides white with his essence. The second blast was just as strong as the first, and as the full-body throbs continued to coarse through his body he felt his vision fade into darkness…

“So, like I said, take the stairs on the other side of the temple and head west. That should get you out of the ravine.”

Rainbow smiled and nodded her head. “Alright. Good working with you again, Daring.”

Daring returned the smile. “Same goes to you, Dash.” She turned around and nonchalantly waved a wing towards the two ponies behind her. “See you guys later.”

With a mighty beat of her wings, the mare vanished into the jungle canopy above. Rainbow turned towards Quibble, both ponies smiling over their impromptu adventure. “C’mon Quibbs, let’s head home.”

Quibble nodded his head, and with that, the two ponies turned and began walking their way back home.

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“Uh, did you know that I wrote a clop-fiction that kinda played out like this? Like… it wasn’t one of those crappy self-insert kind of things, but… Well, I mean, there WAS a pony that just happened to share my coat and mane coloration, and he did wind up getting all the mares in the end, but I’d say that the storyline is a deep one! And then there’s this side character that…”

“Quibble?”

“Yeah, Dash?”

“Shut up.”

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“Quibble?”

“Yeah, Dash?”

“Wanna go again?”

Quibble smirked. "Took the words right out of my mouth, Rainbow..."

Author's Notes:

So, this one turned into a 2-Hour clopshot with how long I was away from a computer today. But, hey, some nice, short clop to get back into the swing of things ain't a bad thing!