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When the guy known as Mr. Human, The Creature, 'That One Crazy Person', or his real name, Mike, finds out that pony kind had never known about sex. He decides to give himself a job: teaching all of Equestria the ways of pleasure.
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A short guy for a human his age finds out that no pony in the lands known as Equestria has ever had sex!

How did they breed, how did they even live? Every day in his full year in Ponyville he had anxiety over one of the ponies figuring out his masturbated to them, but they didn't even know what that meant!

Now, it's his job to go around Ponyville and teach the mares how to have sex. Now... who should he start with?

Mature
On Hiatus
Romance
Slice of Life
Sex

8,821 words: Estimated 36 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

4 Chapters:

  1. The Stunning Surprise [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 24th, 2016
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  2. A Shy Night... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 24th, 2016
    3,381
  3. ...Slept Peacefully [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 24th, 2016
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  4. On To The Next One? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 24th, 2016
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Published Mar 24th, 2016
Last Update Dec 20th, 2017
No Sex In Equestria?!

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