Author's Notes:

Quick chapter but surprising results. Sorry for the really late chapter everyone, promise next one will be longer.

I took a sip of my drink, thinking on the situation. Fluttershy loved it, I thought. Why wouldn't others like it as well?

The next thing I knew, a plate with about a dozen of muffins dropped in front of me, making me smile, knowing who it is, and I looked up to see my favourite mail-mare.

"Hey, Derpy! What's up?"

"Hi, Mike! I saw you here all alone so I decided to come and keep you company."

"I see..."

"How are things going?" She took a bite out of her muffin.

"Things are pretty good right now. You?"

"I'm great!" She said after she swallowed her bite.

"That's good. How is Dinky?"

"She's alright. It gets pretty boring at school for her."

"Yeah, I know how she feels." I always hated school. The things we learned were so useless and never entertaining.

"So, what are you doing right now?" Derpy asked me, taking another bite of her muffin.

"Nothing really, just thinking about future plans is all."

"Oh? What plans?" She asked with her mouth full of the muffin.

"It's... a secret at the moment. But I'll be sure to inform you if everything goes smoothly."

Derpy swallowed. "Okay!" She picked up one of the muffins and handed it to me. I took it kindly and she flew off afterwards with a goofy smile on her face. I always loved that smile.

I stared at the muffin for a while, before taking a bite of it and tasting its sweetness. It wasn't long until I was finished with the muffin and my favourite pink pony came up to me.

"Hiya Mike! How's it going?"

"Hey Pinks! I'm doing great!" I said as I chewed on my last bite.

"So? How did the experiment go with Fluttershy last night?" Pinkie asked.

"It went well, ask her herself. She loved it!"

"I see... Hm..." Pinkie scratched her chin and looked at me suspiciously. "I don't remember you ordering a muffin..."

"It was Derpy's, she let me have it," I told her.

"Okay! That's cool! I was just wondering since there was a thief lurking around." She said while eyeing every spot of the store suspiciously.

"A thief?"

"Uh-huh," She nodded. "There has been some dessert missing and I'm on the case!"

"Oh, well I don't have any clues for ya, sorry." I said.

"Okey dokey lokey!" Pinkie turned around and knelt to the ground, sniffing it like an animal searching for its prey. And it gave me a clear view of her pink parts as she raised her rump up.

I just stared and watched her ass jiggle as she moved and searched for Celestia knows what. Her mare part and her butt hole were a shade darker than her coat, so it stuck out more and made me catch a boner in my seat.

That's when I realised who was my next experiment partner.

God damn you Pinkie Pie, unintentionally arousing me.

"Hey Pinkie?"

She got up, making me lose vision on her beautiful parts sadly, and looked at me. "Yeah?"

"I want you to be the next one to do this experiment with me." I told her.

"Um, sure. What time?" She said after looking at the clock high on the wall.

"Anytime after your bakery closes. How about midnight?"

"Sure! I'm free and I think Gummy will be alright without me for... how long?"

"It depends. Could be a minute if you don't like it," That made me a little disappointed there. "Or it could last for about an hour."

"Alrighty. Where?"

I thought for a second. "Your bedroom?"

"Okay! I'll get it cleaned up for later then."

"Alright, that's good."

Pinkie nodded. "I'll see you later though, still have work to do."

"Of course. Go on Pinkie."

As Pinkie hopped away I got up and exited the building. I made my way towards Twilight's castle remembering that I promised to still work that day even if I was late.

I reached the castle in minutes, entering from the front when I did.

I spotted Spike as soon as I walked in. He had his equipment to clean all ready around him.

"Hey, Spike!"

"Oh," He got up and walked over to me. "Hey Mike. I heard that you're still working today."

"I am."

"Well thank you for that. Twilight wants us to wipe all the windows again!"

I chuckled at that. "Aw well, it would suck for you to do that all alone."

"Uh-huh..." Spike crossed his arms.

"Don't be such a bummer. We'll get this done before long." I patted Spike on the head which he swatted my hand at. I thought it was adorable honestly, but as a good friend I kept it to myself.

Me and Spike got to work wiping each window one by one. About ten minutes into our work I was greeted by Twilight again. She said something about doing princessy things and whatnot, not like I really cared. I was just looking forward with my night with Pinkie Pie. She left soon after and me and my dragon friend began work once again. We both took turns taking breaks and chatting with one another about things and life.

Before I knew it, me and Spike finished cleaning and it was almost eight in the evening. Princess Luna's stars and moon were already beginning to appear in the sky. Twilight came down a set of stairs and told me that I could go home now, my work was done. I packed my things and put on my shoes in the front, stepping outside and saying goodbye to my two great friends.

I still had more than a couple of hours until I had to go to Pinkie's, so I went to my own home and sat in my living room. I relaxed, laid down, and started to take a quick nap.

***

It was simple really. I was having a nightmare of the ponies finding out that I was a sex monster of some sort. Finding out that it was bad having sex with multiple beings and other bad stuff. The nightmare came to a close when Luna decended down on me and informed me that it was a dream. She told me that it was an odd dream with odd words she never heard of before. I told her that it was words from my world as far as I could tell, and most ponies don't know a thing about it. She told that she was confused of my dream and didn't know how to react or think. So I did the only thing that came to mind.

"How about I show you?"