Carrot Top walked in front of the chalkboard she had brought in the living room. It had all kinds of notes scribbled on it about good behavior, proper manners, and sexual harassment. "So, what have we learned today?" She asked with a proud smile donning her face. When she was met by nothing but silence she looked over at her student who appeared to be staring at the board, but his mind was clearly elsewhere. "Tumor!"

He snapped out of his day dream and focused on Carrot Top, it was like being back in his world but with less fighting. He was starting to get bored. "What?"

Her proud smile was long gone and replaced with an angry glare. "Where you even listening? This is very important in order for you to live a normal life here."

"Bitch, please. I didn't even live a normal life in my world." He explained. "Do you even realize that I have the power to lift you up with my mind and throw you all the way to the other side of this country?"

She now wore a challenging smile. "I doubt that."

Tumor's pupils shrank. "Excuse me, hoe?"

"That's right. Not only do I doubt you could do it to me, I doubt you could even lift a leaf with your so-called powers." She pressed. "I mean, you've brought them up multiple times to threaten me, but the only thing I've ever seen you do is open a cabinet."

Tumor stood up without a word and walked out of the front door.

"Hey, where are you going?" She asked, chasing after him. As she walked out of the front door she charged after him. She could see that he was walking toward the Everfree. Out of panic she tried to stop him, but soon found herself being grabbed and lifted over his shoulder. "Hey! Put me down you brute." She struggled to break free from his hold, but stopped when she felt a sudden rush of air around her. She looked to Tumor, then she look down, her eyes widening as she noticed the ground getting further and further away. They continued to go higher until the houses started looking like still ants. then they hovered in place.

Tumor grabbed her hind hoof in his hand and extended his arm out. Watching her scream as she looked down. "Listen and listen closely you fucking horse. I am a lot of things and I've accepted that. I am ever name in the god damn book of insults put together and multiplied by cancer. But I am not, and I repeat, I am not fucking weak! Do you understand!?.

She nodded frantically, seeing that she had pushed him too far. "Okay, I'm sorry. Please. put me down!" She begged, just wanting to go back home.

Tumor smiled and dropped her, listening to her screams as she fell, but only for a few feet. He held out a hand and caught her in his power, making her fly back up and levitate in front of him. "There, happy?"

She shivered, a mixture of fear, relief, and anger filled her face. "You're a fucking asshole!"

He laughed at her for almost a full minute before forcing himself to stop and catch his breath. "Oh my fucking hell, that was awesome."

She crossed her hooves and looked around. "You know it's actually pretty nice up here."

He nodded. "Yeah, I come up here to hide from you. Makes my days a little more bearable."

She shot him a glare, but this time she was smiling. "That's why I can never find you?"

He nodded and laughed at her. "Yep. It's funny as hell to watch you running to hell and back to find me."

She watched him chuckle before addressing his powers. "So, you can fly. I had no idea."

"Mhm." He confirmed. "I can do a lot of things."

She tilted her head at his comment. "Really? Like what?" She watched a mischievous smile creep across his face. "Tumor? Why are you smiling?"

Tumor flew higher into the air, taking off like a bullet as a stream of energy pulse around him. As he went higher, Carrot Top was brought with him. He turned and flew to the left, taking off even faster than last time. He and Carrot Top were neck and neck, the wind blowing wildly as they traveled at an incredible speed to their new destination. Carrot Top felt his hold on her disappear as he suddenly stop using his powers. They started falling. Carrot Top was screaming at the top of her lungs, but stopped when Tumor grabbed her and held her in his arms.

"I've got ya!" He yelled, making sure she would be able to hear him. He angled his body so his feet would face toward the ground. As they came closer to the earth all they could see for miles was a series of mountains and a land covered entirely with sand and rock. "Carrot, I'm gonna need you to trust me, okay?"

"Why? What are you-" She stopped as his body suddenly flipped and she was placed beneath his feet. She felt the force as he pushed her with his legs, as if using her to make himself fall faster.

"Later, bitch!" He laughed as he basically abandoned her to the sky, listening to her scream with a soft warmth in his heart. His body flipped at the last second and he landed hard on a pile of rocks, smashing most of them to pieces from the landing. He quickly looked up and saw the yellowish mare falling. She was maybe nine feet from the ground before he held out his arm, catching her with his powers.

Carrot Top had her eyes clenched shut, but opened them slowly when she noticed the sudden lack of wind hitting her face. She gasped at first, seeing that she was just above the ground and thinking she was still falling, but after a moment of processing she looked over at the man responsible. "You fucker!" She yelled with pure rage.

"Come on, do you really think I'm just gonna up and fucking leave you to die?" He paused for a second and thought about what he had said. "Come to think about it, it wouldn't exactly be out of character of me to do that. But still, have a little faith in me you bitch." He said, gently setting her on the ground.

She quickly fixed her mane with her hooves. "What are we doing all the way in the middle of the desert anyway?"

"Remember how I told you we had a whole code system in my world for our army? We all got names that were relevant to our powers." He explained.

She thought about it for a second. "I remember. You had a friend named David who went by the code name The Rhino because her could charge through almost anything. And they called you Tumor because of the way you act."

"Wrong." As he said this, he saw her expression shift. "Tumor was a nickname they gave me because of how I act." He stood up straight, taking up the posture that she explained would make him look most like a gentleman. He crossed one arm behind his back and cleared his throat. "Allow me to introduce myself Properly. My name is Dale E. Vidibleh, code name-" He held out his right hand and a bright shining red orb, about the size of a baseball, appeared. "The Destroyer..." He quickly spun around and threw the ball at the closest mountain, which stood about twenty miles away. The orb flew and landed at the very top of the mountain exploding on contact. The result was a large mushroom cloud engulfing it entirely. "You might wanna brace yourself." He said quickly lowering himself on all fours. He felt a warm sensation beneath him and upon looking he saw that Carrot Top had somehow managed to slip underneath him for refuge.

The wind and clouds that came were thick, harsh, and very strong. When it finally ended Tumor used his power to force a small breeze through the area, clearing out the smoke and dust.

Carrot Top got up after seeing that it was safe and looked toward where the mountain was. As the area became clearer and clearer her mouth couldn't help but hang wide open. The mountain was completely gone, the only thing left was a large crater where it once stood. "How...how!?"

He chuckled at her reaction. "Clean your fucking ears out. I told you, I am anything but weak. Anyway, I'm running low on energy, but I should have enough to get us home."

In her awe struck state she could manage to even formulate a reply other than a simple,"Uh huh..." She felt herself being picked up and thrown over his shoulder as they took flight back toward Ponyville. It took her a little while to recollect herself, but managed. He was flying slower than before, probably to conserve the energy he needed to get them there. "So, your name is Dale E. Vidibleh?"

A confused look filled his face. "Vidibleh? The fuck is that?"

"That's what you said."

He face palmed. "Dammit, now that whole god damn moment is ruined I wanted to say Dale E. Vladimir." He explained.

She giggled at him. "So I take it they didn't call you Vidibleh the destroyer."

"Fuck you."

"Don't be that way. Hey, maybe you could even be called Vidibleh the destroyer of worlds!" She teased. "All hail Vidibleh!"

"Bitch, I will fucking drop you!"

She looked down before replying. "Go ahead, we're already home."

"Thank god. Now I don't have to listen to you bitch." He flew down and slammed feet first into the ground, leaving a small hole in the ground.

Carrot Top hopped off of his shoulder and just outside of the hole. "Dammit all! Now I'm going to have to fix this. Thanks a lot you jerk."

"Oh, get off your high horse. I just took you on the ride of your fucking life, so deal with it you ginger slut."

They both glared daggers at each other, both of their stares being stronger than the other as they growled. Their expressions lightened and they started to grin and soon enough they even shared a small laugh.

Carrot Top sighed, looking back to the ground. "I really am gonna have to fix this though." She said calmly.

"Don't even worry about it." He held his hand out over the hole and the dirt started to rise. Once it was level with the rest of the yard fresh green grass started growing from it at a rapid pace until it was completely unnoticeable.

Carrot Top stared at the ground, jaw wide open as her yard was literally healed. "How did you do that?" She asked, looking up at him with bright eyes.

Tumor just shrugged and walked towards the house. "That's just energy conduits for ya." He said as he opened the door and walked in.

Carrot Top just smiled and entered her home. Once inside she and Tumor talked for a good hour or so. Depry was right, she thought to herself, despite Tumors odd mannerisms he was really fun and interesting to be around. She looked out the window and noticed that the sun was setting.

The two stopped talking when a grey pegasus walked in and sighed. "Wow, today was busier than usual." She looked over at the two in the living room. "Hello!" She said with a smile. she watched as they waved and smiled back at her. "So what did you two do today?"

Carrot Top and Tumor looked at each other and started chuckling. "Derpy, girl do we have a story for you. Don't we?" She asked Tumor with a nudge.

"Oh fuck yeah." He said in agreement.

The wall-eyed mare blinked a few times before replying. "What do you mean?"

"Well for starters I almost killed Carrot the fuckwit." He said, pointing a finger at Carrot Top.

Derpy immediately jumped in. "Tumor!"