It's a beautiful day in Ponyville; The sun is out and bright, not a cloud in the sky, allowing it to shine down on a small but very comfortable looking cottage. One that stood big enough to house several ponies and even had a carrot garden in the backyard. Inside this house you would find two ponies and one very familiar/annoying human.

"Dang it..." Carrot sighed out, the boredom filling her becoming almost overwhelming, letting her body sink into the chair she was sitting in. "What the hay is there to even do today?" She asked no one in particular. It was more of a rhetorical question to the universe.

Derpy's ears perked up and she raised her head from the magazine she was reading. "Well, you could always read a book. That's what you usually do."

"But reading sounds so boring. It's just looking at words and interpenetrating them just to forget what you just saw like twenty minutes later." She said in response to Derpy's comment.

Derpy eyed Carrot Top for nearly a minute, taking in what she had just said. She used to love reading, it was her favorite way to pass the time. "I swear, you are becoming more and more like Tumor every day."

Carrot Top's head immediately turned toward Derpy, her eyes fixating on those of the Pegasus beside her. "I am not becoming like Tumor, we are two completely different...things. I'm just bored, that's all."

Tumor walked down the stairs, only hearing the part of the conversation where his mare-friend claimed that she was bored. "What; are you gonna go out on the street and suck some dick?"

The two ponies looked over at Tumor in shock, both from his sudden appearance and his vulgar comment. Carrot Top blinked twice before simply replying, "No."

"Well I guess I'll go without you." Tumor said, sliding on his vest and walking over to the door. Before Carrot Top had the chance to catch up to him and ask him to wait he was already several hundred feet into the sky.

"Damn..." Carrot Top muttered to herself. She was really hoping to talk with him before he ran off. Well, so much for that.

"When are you going to tell him the big news?" Derpy asked her friend. She was a bit excited about what was about to happen, but at the same time afraid of how Tumor would react.

"I guess it'll just have to wait until he gets back..."

Jack sat comfortably in the throne room of Twilight's castle, sipping out of his flask every couple of minutes, allowing both his body and mind to relax. With Twilight's help he managed to find a shop that sold his favorite drink, Bourbon; and in the short moments of his knowing of its existence, he has become well-too-acquainted with it.

With his mind a bit fuzzy and his body a bit wobbly, he rose out of the chair, stumbling slightly as he did so before making his way to Twilight's room. In his drunken state he had been thinking about her non-stop, but he didn't know why. Eventually his mind settled on visiting her in her chambers.

Upon entering the room he was met with the purple alicorn doing what she loves most, reading. However, she didn't even notice him at all. He knew when she was reading the world around her practically didn't exist; he also knew how to change that.

In one motion Jack lifted his arm and swung it across Twilight's desk, knocking over all of her quill holders and ink bottles. Luckily, for her at least, the ink bottles were still sealed and didn't spill all over the place.

Twilight yelped and turned to see the intoxicated human before letting out a heavy sigh. Sometimes the stuff he did just got on her nerves. Yeah, she liked him, allot, but she didn't like that he was constantly drinking. "What do you want, Jack?" She asked, whilst magically putting all of her stuff back onto the desk in their proper spots.

Jack stumbled toward the alicorn, causing her to lean away from him slightly. When he was about a foot away from her he stopped and looked down at the purple mare. "Do you ever lay awake at night and wonder what it would be like to die in a fire?"

Her eyes widened; why was he asking something like this to her. Was he mad and planning to kill her, or find some way of hurting himself...wait a minute. "Her head turned to face the now grinning human who seemed to be trying so hard to not laugh at her. "Ha, ha, very funny." She mockingly stated.

Jack let himself laugh a bit before continuing his conversation with her, kind of. "You know I can die in fire, was wrong with you?" Jack collapsed to his knees and leaned forward, letting his body rest on Twilight's back. "Hello, friend."

Twilight couldn't help but blush slightly, the feeling of Jack's warm body pressing up against hers was- No, snap out of it Twilight. Don't let your imagination get the better of you. "Hello, Jack. What are you doing?"

"I'm laying on your back."

"I see that, but why?"

"Because I've lost control of my life."

"Okay?"

The two remained in place for several silent seconds before jack came up with, what he thought was, the most glorious idea. "Hey, book horse. We should go lay down."

"Go lay down?" Twilight looked at the clock, it read three-thirty. "We're not even half way through the day. Why would we go lay down?"

"Because then we can cuddle without my knees hurting."

"What?"

Before Twilight could get an answer, Jack's arms wrapped around her midsection and she was lifted into the air. As the human basically hugged the alicorn from behind to hold her up, he turned around and carried her away, exiting the room they were in. Twilight was too shocked by the sudden predicament she was in to say or do much of anything.

She wanted to question him and even thought about stopping him, but she eventually decided upon just accepting her fate. Besides, it wasn't like she didn't want to be cuddled by him. To be wrapped in his strong arms, her face being pulled into his chest, their-

[Seriously, Twilight! What the fuck is wrong with you!? Are you in heat?]

Tumor walked through the castle doors, being bored with walking around town. He had been at it for almost an hour and he couldn't find anything to do. So, he figured that the next best thing would be to go visit his brother. Even if they just sat there and argued back and forth, it would still be more entertaining than doing literally nothing else.

He had more than what it would take to fly off to some other part of this land, but he didn't feel like going that far just to find something to do. Besides, he liked it here in Ponyville, it was nice.

Where he came from it was constant chaos and bullshit, here it was quite and the most obnoxious thing here was him. That, he can live with.

Tumor walked about the castle, checking every other room and calling out his brother's name. Upon walking over and entering his Jack's bedroom, he was met with the sight of Jack laying on his bed with a familiar purple alicorn wrapped in his arms and curled up against his chest.

Twilight, having heard the door open, looked up to see Tumor. She was heavily debating that she demand his departure, [Wow, that's a tongue twister] but settled on just shrugging his appearance off and nuzzling back into Jack's body.

Tumor ran his fingers through his hair and took a breath. This was starting to get annoying. "Will you both just come out of the god damn closet and fuck already; Jesus Christ."

He slammed the door shut and exited the castle. He was so fed-up with how Jack and Twilight clearly had a thing for each other but neither of them were admitting it. Yes, Jack's a bit weirded out by the whole species gap thing and Twilight was just nervous, but for fuck sake!

Well, if those two are just gonna keep fucking around in the most boring way ever then he might as well move on to find someone else to bother. Maybe Sebastian isn't too busy.

One quick energy pulse to the ground later and he was right above his brother's house. It was a cozy looking little house, probably only big enough to fit two people though. Then again, Sebastian always preferred seclusion, so it's understandable.

Tumor landed hard just in front of the house and opened the door. However, before he could even cross the frame of the door he stopped as he was met with his brothers face coming down from the ceiling. This sudden appearance caused Tumor to jump back and let out a less-than-manly yelp.

Sebastian, with his feet firmly pressed to his own ceiling, stared down his brother who was so rudely about to enter his home without permission. Courtesy in his family truly had died long ago. "Can I help you, brother?"

The energy conduit took a moment to compose himself before replying. "Yes, you can start by standing with your feet on the ground. You know, like how normal people do. Secondly, I'm bored and I need you to entertain me."

Entertain him? He must not have heard the news yet. He figured that Tumor would have come here to rant and blow off some steam, but clearly he was clueless. "Have you spoken to Carrot Top today?"

Tumor was a bit confused as to why his brother had asked him this and his expression showed it. "Not really. Why do you ask?"

"Go talk to her." And with that Sebastian slammed the door.

Tumor, who was standing just a bit too close, recoiled and grabbed his nose. Motherfucker slammed the literally right on his face. He could feel a small wave of blood running down his face. He looked at his hand and down at his shirt which now has a bunch of red dropps on it. "Motherfucker!"

Tumor walked back to Carrot Top's place. His bloody nose had stopped just seconds after it had started, being a conduit does that kind of shit; but he still had blood going down his face, on his hands, and all over his shirt. Mostly because that's where he wiped his hands. He made it to the cottage door and opened the door only to be greeted with the sound of somepony upstairs throwing up.

He wasn't exactly sure how to feel about it, but figured he might as well go investigate. He ascended the stair and entered the upstairs bathroom to find Derpy sitting by the toilet with Carrot Top's head resting on the bowl. "What the fuck?"

Derpy was the first to turn and face the conduit standing by the door. "Hi Tumor!" She said rather excitedly. He found it weird that Derpy seemed so upbeat when her friend looked like hell. Her features suddenly dropped as she noticed the dried blood decorating his body. "What happened to you?"

"Is she alright?" He asked, pointing a finger at Carrot Top, also ignoring Derpy's question. Her mane was a mess and she had dark rings under her eyes. Shit, she looked like she ate some bad sushi while pulling an all niter at her alcoholic uncle's house...Not pleasant memories.

Before Derpy could Reply, Carrot Top started heaving again and Tumor just kind of left. He figured that if there was anyone meant for a job like that, it was the ever-so-pleasant and supportive Derpy.

Tumor made his way back down the stairs and into the main room where he took a seat on the couch, lifted his legs up, and closed his eyes. He wasn't going to bed or anything like that, just taking a moment to chill out and relax. Probably should have done this rather than running around all over the place with many failed results.

After drifting off for about an hour he was woken up by the feeling of something very moist touching his face. When he opened his eyes he saw Carrot Top standing over him with a rag, wiping the blood from his face. She looked...good. Like she hadn't been sick at all. "Hey there pukey, how you holding up?"

"I could ask you the same thing." Carrot Top replied, reaching the rag over to a small bucket of water that Derpy was holding. After dipping it and straining the now red stained water out of it, she continued to wipe the conduit's face.

"You know, I could have just jumped in the shower. Probably would have made this a lot easier."

"Probably, but you looked so cute while you were sleeping." Carrot Top smiled and kissed the bridge of Tumor's nose. He found her extremely cutesy behavior to be a bit unnerving. "Also, I have something I wanted to tell you."

Tumor nodded. "Which would be..."

Carrot Top seemed a bit nervous, however, the grey Pegasus standing not even a foot away looked like she was about to explode. The earth pony took a breath and finally told him what she needed to get off of her chest. "I'm pregnant."

"..."

She stared down at Tumor who's entire body seemed to have frozen in time. "Tumor? Are you okay?"

"......"

Author's Notes:

Hey guys, sorry for not updating for so long. I got a little too caught up in the new story I've been writing. That and I've been busy trying to get shit together for work. Hopefully this makes up for it, doubt it will, but I don't care :P