"Cock juggling thunder cunt!"

"Jack, language!" Twilight shouted. His mouth was beginning to become a bit of a problem. If he wasn't swearing, he was drinking. Either way, their needed to be a change.

"English, bitch! It fucking hurt!" He yelled, holding one of his feet as he bounced up and down. He wasn't exaggerating in the slightest bit, stubbing your toe hurts more than being hit by a car...going the wrong way...at ninety miles an hour...through the mid-town tunnel...by a guy who can't speak a lick of English. "Those were the days, man..."

Twilight tilted her head in confusion at his random statement. She wanted to question it, but after thinking about both it and what kind of person she was speaking to, she came to the conclusion that it would be best to just ignore it. "Well, you really need to learn how to tone down your swearing."

"Why? Since when did it become a fucking problem?" If she really had a problem with it he figured that she should have brought it up sooner. He still probably wouldn't bother even trying to stop, but still; It's the principle.

"It's always been a problem, I just thought that maybe once you were starting to settle in that you would tone down a bit." The idea of him toning down wasn't all on her though, she did ask Carrot Top for advice a while back. Those words came from her...and Derpy. To Twilight's knowledge, Tumor had calmed down a bit. But aside from his appearance, Jack hasn't changed much at all.

"I will never change!" What in the hell made her think that he was going to change? Whatever she started smoking is clearly no good for her...and she needs to share.

There was a moment of hesitation for Twilight here. Should she try to help him for the better, or just let it go. For a brief moment she was going to settle for the latter, but that wasn't going to happen this time around. If he was going to continue to live here then he was going to have to go by her rules.

"I'm sorry, Jack. But if you're staying in my castle, then you're going to have to start going by my rules. I've let your behavior slide since you were new here at first, but you've been here for months now and you still act like some sort of..." She wasn't sure what she was going to say after that, anything she could come up with may come out as offensive.

"Animal..." He finished for her, making his own assumption to what she was going to say. "Is that what you were going to say?" He walked over to the purple alicorn as he asked this, leaning down so he was almost to her level. "Because I'm pretty sure that's what you wanted to say."

This was bad, he didn't look too happy and the room was starting to feel noticeably warmer. Yes, that had been one of the words that came to mind, but she knew better because of Jack's temper. No, no this wasn't going to happen again. She wasn't going to back down just because he got upset.

She had to be strong, firm, and assertive. That was the only way she was going to win against him. "Perhaps, but maybe ponies wouldn't make that assumption if you stopped acting like some sort of degenerate."

"Sweetheart, if you're looking for a fight, you're about three fucking seconds from one. So better watch who you're-" Jack didn't get the chance to finish his sentence thanks to one of Twilight's hooves smacking him across the face.

She didn't want to do it, but she had to. The only way to get across to people as stubborn as Jack was to speak in a way that they would understand. His way of understanding being physical violence. All she could do was hope that it would be enough for him to see just how serious she was.

Jack slowly turned his head toward her, letting her see a small trickle of blood work its way down his lip; the girl has one hell of a hit. Before she could apologize Jack lunged at Twilight, tackling her to the ground and pinning her beneath him. "Now you fucked up!" He yelled, raising a fist in the air, ready to strike.

Twilight reacted quickly and blasted him with a beam of magic, sending his body flying several feet from hers. She took advantage of the small window of time she had to get back up and ready herself.

The conduit hit the floor with a thud, but maneuvered his body so that he would be able to somersault back into a standing position. Once he was up his arms ignited, coating themselves in flames and he charged.

Once again, jumping back to her magic, Twilight created a barrier around her, making getting to her extremely difficult to the flaming human attacking her. It didn't stop him from trying though.

Jack swung his fists at the barrier, cracking it just a little bit with every hit. Using a mixture of his physical strength and the strength he got from his powers, he delivered the final blow to the barrier, causing it to shatter instantly.

Enough was enough. Twilight gripped the raging conduit in her magic and began slamming him against any and all nearby surfaces. Each time his body would hit a wall it would crack on impact, making him grunt and from the pain. When she was done she held him to the highest point of the castle and let him drop face first to the floor.

Twilight was breathing heavily, doing all of this was actually pretty tiring, however, she had more important things to focus on rather than fatigue. She made her way to Jack, who was laying still on the floor, stopping just inches away from him. "Had enough?" She asked between breaths.

Jack placed both of his hands firmly on the floor and pushed himself up so he would be sitting on his knees. His eyes locked on to hers and just stayed there. Never had anyone ever managed to fight him like that. Hell, a lot of people didn't have the nerve to, even his brothers, his own flesh and blood, didn't have the balls to take him on in a real fight.

He leaned closer to Twilight and quickly grabbed her horn, knowing this was a bit of a weakness for the magic wielders . She started to struggle against his grip, but to no avail. He pulled her closer to him and didn't stop until their lips met.

Twilight's eyes widened at the sudden display of affection. For the longest time Jack had said that being with another species was wrong, that he was against it, that he and Twilight would never be a thing. Yet, here he was, turning their literal fight into a rather aggressive make-out session.

It had finally happened, Jack finally found what he was looking for. All his life he had practically recycled women, moving on from one girl to the next. None of them ever seemed to work, none of them were ever good enough for his tastes, but none of them knew why.

The truth was that they were weak. Not a sing one of the women he had been with could ever put up a real fight. They could talk a big game and say they would, but then they would do nearly anything to avoid it.

He even used to ask them to fight with him, but was forced to stop after not even a few seconds because everything he did hurt. Yeah, it's a fight, it's gonna fucking hurt! But Twilight did things none of them could. Not once did she cry out in pain, not once did he have the chance to get a hit on her, and finally, she had actually managed to hurt him.

With this new found discovery, he planned to-

His thoughts, as well as any that Twilight was having, that along with the aggressive oral embrace, was suddenly interrupted as the Castle doors opened up. Once they were opened they revealed two ponies on the other side. The first one to catch their attention was a pink alicorn with a very colorful mane and some sort of crystal heart cutie mark. The second was a strong looking white unicorn with a shield cutie mark.

Twilight suddenly beamed with excitement and pulled away from Jack, running over to greet the two ponies who had literally just shown up. "Cadence! Shining! It's so good to see you."

Author's Notes:

Tumor is still grounded for making the last part possible...