Alright everypony, it's that time! Let's get this show on the road.
Finally! Let's get this shit over with.
Don't be such a jerk. Lord Evil, holy crap it's weird to say that, let's get started
Sounds good. Now before we start I just want to let everyone know that I went through the question and some of them were...long. So I summarized some of the questions. So, Twilight, here's the new and improved list of questions. *Hold out list*
*Levitates in front of her* Okay then. It looks like we only had three ponies who asked questions this time.
It would seem that our popularity has sunk a bit.
Don't be so negative, if anything other probably just haven't caught up.
Or, you just suck at writing and should let us just disappear.
...
Now let's not jump to conclusions. Just because some ponies didn't ask questions that doesn't mean the story is any less popular. I'm sure your story is fine author.
Whatever, just read the damn questions.
Okay then. Amethyst Blade asked; Twilight, are you hot and bothered by Jack's new appearance? *Blushes* uh...Do you want to hold him do-*Intense Blushing*...Do we have to do this right now? I mean-
I'll read it; Twilight, are you hot and bothered by Jack's new appearance? Do you want to hold him down? Have your way with him? Or have him hold you down? I'm not gonna judge. I heard an alicorns stamina is quite legendary. Well, sweetheart, let's hear it.
I-I-I uh...I definitely like the way he dresses now. It's very nice and makes him look much more approachable, but...C-can I just skip the rest? I'm not really comfortable answering these...
Yeah, sure.
Phew...
For now
*Meep*
Next question, same guy. This one goes out to Jack; Jack, when will you admit that you have the hots for Twilight? You are being very tsundere, you know. The princess' land is in need of a little ploughing before seeds could be planted. And you are the plough.
...I'm sorry, but what the fuck?
Well, tsundere is an anime thing about people who are usually cold and hostile towards others but start to warm up once you get to know them. However, I have no idea what he means by plough.
How about all of you get the fuck off of my back about this. Twilight and I aren't a thing, I don't have feelings for her, fuck off!
*Internal Depression Activated*
*Snicker*
What's so fucking funny?
Amethyst went of to say that if you need sex advice, you should ask the princesses. But here's what really got me; Of course you two will need safe words and a little planning so your first time will be remembered with fondness. Yes, I know you are a virgin loser, Jack. That is a big reason why you object to your brothers having sex with the ponies.
Ahahahahahaaa, oh my- oh my god, that's fucking great!
*Giggles Inwardly*
All of you can go fuck yourselves
Although the thought is quite humorous, allow me to add a quick fact about Jack. Jack was much more of a ladies man back in our world.
I've bedded more women than you could dream up, Amethyst. I don't have sex with animals because it's fucking weird.
No, but every girl that slept with you must have had some low standards. I mean, you may not like having sex with animals, but they clearly did.
Holy shit!
Shots fired!
BURN!!!
Fuck you guys, I'm out of here.
You can be gone for the rest of your life after this Q & A, but right now you sit your ass down.
I'm sorry, what?
I'll talk more about it later. For now let's finish this. Amethyst's last question goes out to Tumor. He asked, in the simplest of forms; Do you use protection while banging Carrot Top?
Why the fuck would I do that?
We are two completely different species.
We couldn't have a kid even if we wanted to.
Say that now...
What was that?
I didn't say shit. Moving on! Next set of questions comes from Akumabrony. Oh my god, that profile pic makes me feel like I'm about to have a heart attack! They asked; Lord Evil, how long have you been a fan of the show? P.S. Love the story. Well I'm glad you love the story, but I'm not sure how long it is that I've been a fan. I know I first watched it shortly after season three was finished and from that point on I dove right into the fandom. So feel free to do the math on your own if you will.
The next one he sadi isn't a question, but it goes out to Twilight. He said, muffin...button...
Muffin button?
Muffin button!
I don't get it...
You don't need to, we do. Next is...oh god. Akumabrony is challenging Jack and Tumor. Says; I bet y'all can't go a full day without swearing.
Nope
Alrighty then. Next set of questions come from...why the fuck am I reading this? You take it back!
Fine. The next set of questions comes from GameAssassin. He asks; Twi: what do you fill your time with these days? Noticing a drop in weird stuff in Ponyville and that just can't happen, it's not meant to be in ponyville. Well, lately I've just been doing some small time royal duties as well as watching over our mutual bipedal friends to make sure they don't get into trouble. Trust me though, there is no shortage of strangeness in this town. I mean, Pinkie still lives here.
Don't say her name!
Why not?
She might hear you...she disturbs my forth wall and I refuse to let her continue doing so.
...I guess I can understand that. The next question goes out to Jack, he says; Nice new look, brah...What's a-
Don't worry about it.
...Anyways, hows the hog? Take Twi on any more rides??? If so, how many?
The bikes fine, just a little beat up. Nothing I can't fix though. Twilight and I go out for rides every now and again, but I've had to cut back because we keep getting noise complaints.
They never end...it sucks...
Yeah...next!
Game goes on to ask Mr. Evil himself; What did you think of my first chapter? Second, What else do you have in store for the twins and Sebastian, as well as twi and the rest of them?
Well, sadly I haven't gotten to read your story yet. I'm usually too caught up in either work, doctor visits, or trying to update this to ever have enough free time to catch up on all of my reading. As for my plan...We'll get to that.
Next question goes out to Sebastian; What have you and Maud been up to after you finished your house? Also how do you stand your brothers without ringing the life from them?
Maud and I have a...mutual standing within our home. As for my brothers, believe it or not they weren't always like this. They used to be decent people with goals, dreams, and ambitions. It wasn't until shortly after they got their powers that they changed.
Really now? So what you're saying is-
No, we're not doing anything like that. Again, things are complicated. I'll explain later. Twilight.
This one goes to Carrot Top; Carrot, when's the darn wedding? We all know IT'S GONNA happen.
We are not getting married!
Leave us alone! We haven't even known each other for that long.
Last question!
Last question goes to Tumor; How'd you like a taste of your own medicine bro?
What the hell is he talking about.
Don't worry about it.
Stop saying that.
Author, didn't you have something you wanted to say?
I do. I'm sorry to say this but due to personal issues as well as failing expectations I'm going to be canceling this story.
WHAT???
Yeah, I know it's kind of random and just out of nowhere, but this story wasn't even meant to go this far. It was meant to stop after the first couple chapters. Not only that, but I don't feel like it's getting the attention it deserves. So why even bother anymore? Plus I'm always so busy with work and constantly getting nagged at by doctors and working on putting my life together, I just don't have the time to keep this up.
Dude, you can't just fucking cancel us!
We have lives here now! What are you going to do, just throw us out and forget about us?
Will you play it off as if we never even existed?
That's exactly what I'm going to do.
But if you do that then what happens to us?
Yeah!
Well, quite simply, you'll cease to exist. Time here will stop moving and stand completely still, but if I delete the story then you will all be gone forever.
You can't just fucking do that! This is bullshit!
It's not right!
Watch me...

Author's Notes:

April fools, you dumb motherfuckers! HA, like I'd cancel this story. I love it way too much to do something like that. I'll see y'all in the next chapter. Deuces Bitch!