Are we really doing this shit again?
Yes
...why?
Because-
Because he's out of ideas because he's a fucking moron.
You...fuck you...
You're suffering from writers block?
...Fuck off
It's okay, at least you're trying to do something despite that. Even though you're out of ideas right now that doesn't mean you will be in the future; I admire your dedication. Even with this issue you're still trying to get up what you can and you're even willing to allow your fans to interact with some of the characters. I think that is more than respectable.
That's so sweet, I could puke.
Yeah, I appreciate the encouraging words Twi; believe me, I do, but that was cheesy as fuck.
Wow, rude! I was trying to be nice you jerk!
I know, I'm sorry! I can't help the way my mind works, alright? Have you met my father?
Uh, no.
Well find the time to track him down, only then will you truly understand.
A-Alright?
Anyway, creepers and creepets! Freaks of all kinds who somehow manage to stomach the bullshit I put up on here. It is time once again for another Question and Answering session. I understand that some of you came in late and did not get to ask your questions so I decided to start another one while I'm working on ideas for future chapters.
You are actually capable of human cognitive thought? Holy fuck! I didn't think monkeys had brains strong enough to do shit like that.
Oh my hell, I will slap you!
Do it, bitch! I dare you to fucking try!
*SMACK*
Ow! What the fuck!? Why couldn't I block that?
Hey, dumbass? Did you forget that he literally controls everything we do?
This is bullshit! I call hacks!
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HACKS!!!
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Hacks?
...
Is he okay?
*Sigh* Fuck-face! Stop watching Spaz Boys and get back to the god damn announcements!
What? Oh shit, right!
Seriously, dude? If you love youtube so much why don't you just make your own fucking page.
I have one...
Seriously?
What's youtube?
It's a website on this mystical thing called the internet, you know, the thing people use to read this story. They make videos and post them for other people's entertainment. I have my own page called DeathCreatorEvil.
That's an...interesting name.
I made it back when it first became really big, never really used it. A friend of mine had a page where he let me join and we acted like dumbasses. Something went wrong and we needed to start a new one so I offered for them to use mine. Death is a friend of my buddys, who I made the manager, Creator is the buddy I made a manager, and I'm Evil. Hence the name Lord Evil.
Your name is Lord Evil?
It is on the internet.
Can we just get back to the fucking announcement? I'd like to get this over with as soon as possible, I have shit to do.
Yeah, that's right! You're gonna be so busy doing literally nothing later because I'm not writing anything until the questions are answered.
He has a point.
JESUS CHRIST!!! Stop fucking doing that!
The announcement! FUCK!!!
Anyway, yeah! I am opening up another ask session for you to ask both the characters in this story and myself whatever you'd like. Seeing how I am the way I am, nothing is considered going too far as I have had my fair share of that in this story. So hands down, the asks will be completely uncensored, minus the occasional shifting of words because Twilight likes to read them off while avoiding swearing as much as possible.
It's not a really a hobby of mine, unlike you guys who seem to do it from sport. The only one out of all of you who doesn't seem to have a sailor mouth is Sebastian.
Speaking of, where is that motherfucker? I hardly ever see him.
I'm right here...
I mean every other time we're out doing shit. Whenever we are actually doing something we never see you. What kind of shit is that?
He's usually off doing his own thing, I'll explain it in a future chapter. Believe it or not he's actually managed to make a decent living. I'll make sure to explain it more thoroughly, probably in the next real chapter I make. However, I will get a hold of him during the answering session so that people can ask him questions as well.
Are we allowed to shit-talk at GameAssassin yet?
Fuck you, he's an original!
And for the millionth time we have gotten off topic. *Clears throat* Laides and gentlecolts, please feel free to leave your questions in the comments below. All of us would be happy to answer what ever it is you would like and the answers will be posted...
...Oh, right! Once again the date of which they will be posted will depend on how many questions we get.
Also, as a quick reminder; You are free to ask as many questions as you would like so long as you specify which of us you are asking.
Which should be done regardless.
There are a lot of us.
Also, Carrot Top and Derpy will be allowed to answer questions now as well. And, just to spice thing up a bit, you can request that any of the triplets should go meet a certain pony and I will fill you in on how a brief meeting will go.
Wait, what?
Like...Say someone wants Jack to go and meet someone like Octavia. They can ask me to do that and we will show them how a short encounter would play out.
That's new, but kind of clever too. It'll give the ponies reading a chance to see how they will react when interacting with another pony one on one.
Exactly. So, I think we've taken up enough of the peoples' time. Thank you all for taking the time to read through this tiny shit-show and feel free to ask away. I will catch you all later.
Deuces bitch!