Twilight and the gang settled themselves into one of their guest rooms. They hadn't messed with it too much since the whole tantibus incident and they had left it to be filed with all of the beds. She figured it would have been useful in the future and using it for a sleepover would be as good a reason as any. She hasn't been able to spend any quality time with her friends with the super-humans living in here so she wanted to do something to spend time with them and inviting them to a sleepover seemed like it would be the best thing to do just that. After taking a few minutes to discuss what they wanted to do they eventually settled on playing a game of truth or dare.

Rarity requested to go first and Twilight happily accepted. If only she knew what was to come. "Twilight, truth or dare?"

Twilight put a chin to her hoof before answering. "I think I'll go for truth."

Rarity wore a mischievous smile that made Twilight a bit uncomfortable, but everypony else lean closer in anticipation. "How exactly do you feel about Jack?"

"Oh, well I like him. He is my friend after all." She replied.

"Well I know that, darling. But, What I mean is, do you like him?" She clarified, causing Twilight to blush slightly.

"Oh...um...well I-" She was suddenly cut off as the bedroom door was kicked open. "Oh look! Literally anything else!"

A very familiar face-pained conduit stumbled into the room, apparently trying to make his way over to Applejack who just looked at him with complete and utter disdain. Before he got over to her bed he fell to his knees and pointed at her. "You....y-your brother...h-he...he's a little...little bitch and I'm gonna...I'm gonna........what the fuck am I doing in here?"

"Jack!" Pinkie shouted, running over to hug him. "I haven't seen you in so long and-" She sniffed the air around him. "Applejack? Have you been giving him some of your special cider?"

Applejack's eyes widened, "Ah have no idea what you're talking about!"

"Sure you do, it's the ones you have aging in the-" Pinkie was silenced as Applejack shoved her hoof in her mouth.

"I don't know what y'all are talking about. So hush already."

Jack chuckled slightly. "Applejack has a drinking problem!"

"Yer one to talk you intoxicated varmint!" She yelled.

"Hey, at least I have an excuse you f-fucking...you...fuck you, bitch!" Jack suddenly found himself being suspended in the air and floating over to Twilight's bed where he was placed behind her.

"We're just going to ignore him!" Twilight said with a nervous smile.

"We should have him play with us!" Rainbow Dash suggested.

Fluttershy nodded in agreement. "I think it would be nice. Maybe we could learn more about him too."

"Yeah, I'll play...W-what is we playin?" He asked.

"Well," Applejack started, "we were playin truth or dare until you so rudely interrupted."

"Alright! Let's do this shit!" He yelled excitedly.

"And it's Rainbow Dash's turn!" Twilight quickly added, wanting to avoid Rarity's question completely.

"Oh yeah! Jack?" Rainbow Dash began, "Who do you think is the coolest pony in this room?"

"Rainbow, darling, you have to ask truth or dare first." Rarity explained to the pegasus."

"Fine, truth or dark Jack?"

"Dare, I aint no bitch!" Jack replied.

"Okay, I dare you to..." She paused and thought for a moment. "Make a ring of fire for me to fly through!" She demanded excitedly.

"I uh...I can't make a ring...I could juggle and you could like...fly in between them?"

She sighed, a bit disappointed. "Fine, just get to it."

Jack sat up on the bed and started juggling balls of fire in a circular motion. Rainbow prepared herself, stretching her wings out and popping them a bit before flying through the opening and landing on the other side with a burnt hoof.

"Ow!" She said, holding her hoof. "That hurt!"

The fireballs vanished and Twilight tended to Rainbow Dash's hoof wound. It wasn't bad, just a light singe. "Okay, so how about we don't do anything involving Jack's powers. Agreed?"

The ponies all nodded while Jack stared down Applejack. "You...you and I...we kind have the same know...Only yours is filled with appled, like your head."

Jack fell off of the bed as a lamp flew into his face and landed on the floor. "Stupid human." The farm horse said, crossing her hooves.

Twilight knew Jack would recover quickly and that he deserved that for attacking Applejack's brother. So she left him to deal with this issue on his own.

"Can it be my turn, Twilight?" Fluttershy asked with a raised hoof.

"Of course!" She said.

"Jack, is it okay if I ask you a question?"

Jack pulled himself off of the floor and flipped off Applejack before replying. "Yeah, truth it is then."

"I just wanted to know how you feel about animals."

"Delicious." He simply said, earning an audible gasp from everypony in the room beside Twilight.

"Jack's entire species are omnivorous." Twilight quickly explained to them, hoping hey would understand. "In fact, if they didn't eat meat they would eventually die."

"Now hold on a second." Applejack started up, If that's true then that would mean that since he's been here he woulda had to-"

"Let's please just drop the subject." Twilight requested. Applejack complied, for Twilight's sake.

"My turn!" Jack interrupted, "Applejack, truth or dare?"

Applejack glared daggers at him, knowing he was planning something. "Truth."

"Fuck you! Rarity, truth or dare?"

"Uh, dare?" She said, it sounding more like a question than anything else.

"I dare you to share the bed with Applejack...and you have to cuddle!" He demanded.

Rarity and Applejack glanced at each other, although they had become very good friends, the idea of sharing a bed made them uncomfortable, especially since what happened last time. "Why do y'all want us to go an do somethin like that." Applejack asked him.

He squinted his eyes and whispered loudly enough for the whole room to hear him. "Cause I know it'll piss you off."

Applejack took this as a challenge, she would fire back in return to this. Twilight had told her about his problem with the whole inter-species relations thing and she knew just how to make it work to her advantage. "Alright then, It's mah turn and seeing how you said that you and no bitch, ah got a dare for ya."

"Bring it mud-pony!" Jack said with fire in his eyes literally.

Applejack smiled, her plan had already worked. "Ah dare y'all to kiss Twilight." This caused Twilight's face to turn redder than it ever had been in the past. [And you guys know, this bitch can go from purple to fucking maroon in seconds]

The fire in his eyes suddenly vanished and he could feel his brain forcing him sober. He wasn't having that though! He pulled out his flask an downed what was left in it...then things started to go blurry... "You think I'm not gonna do it just cause...that shit with the fuckin panda hat!"

"What?" She asked, now moderately confused and worried about Twilight. What had she done...

"I got this! You're on you fucking whore!" Jack grabbed Twilight and made he lay flat on the bed while he pinned her down beneath him. She stared up at him, part of her being afraid while another part was crying out for him to hurry up. HE quickly pressed his lips against hers, giving her a long deep kiss and making the jaws of everypony ion the room drop like a cylinder block on a fat guys head.

Tumor suddenly walked into the door. "Hey Twilight, I-" He immediately paused as he saw what was happening. Jack broke the kiss and looked up at Tumor. Tumor looked back at him in turn before looking at Twilight who seemed to be in a very odd state of euphoria. "And you judge me for having sex with horses...bitch! You're in here about to start a fucking orgy and I'm the one getting shit for it?"

Jack got up on his knees, "Hey, suck my di-oh fuck!" He fell off of the bed for a second time today.

Tumor nodded his head with a grin on his face. "Drunk or not, I'm never gonna let you live this down you fuck."

"Fuck you, you fucking cun-"

"Hey! Watch you fucking mouth! We don't say that shit!"

"Seriously!? Why is *hic* everyone allergic to that fucking word?" Jack asked, climbing onto the bed before his brain finally said 'Fuck it, I'm don' and he blacked out. Jack woke up as the sun was starting to rise. He didn't recognize the room he was in, but he did recognize the purple alicorn he was currently cuddled up against. He removed himself from her and got off of the bed, his head was pounding with every move he made. "Holy shit...what the fuck happened?" He asked himself, looking around to see a bunch of beds, all but on of them were filled. That seeming to be because Applejack and Rarity were sharing a bed and snuggling up against each other. "So...the farm horse and the diva...who'd a thunk?" He shook his head, still not being able to see straight and exited the room. "Sebastian, what the hell happened?"

Sebastian materialized from a wall right next to his brother. "What do you mean?"

"I mean what happened last night?" He asked. "I know your ass stalks everyone in here so don't pretend like you don't know. I want the full fucking story and I want it yesterday you sneaky bitch."

Sebastian stared at him with his dead-like eyes. "Well, you started drinking. That's the first part."

"That one is obvious."

"You then barged into Twilight's room, went over to the orange one and called her brother a bitch."

"Words of wisdom and truth, next!"

"Then you all started playing truth or dare. The blue one wanted to fly through a ring of fire, you claimed to have no such ability and burned her as she attempted to fly through your juggling pattern."

"Dumb lesbian, next!"

"I'll skip to the more important parts; You dared the unicorn and earth horse to share a bed, knowing it would upset the farm pony."

"Fuck that bitch and her inbred family."

"Then you were dared to kiss Twilight to which you did with more passion than that of how you kissed your own girlfrinds back in our world."

"..."

"Then Tumor walked in and saw it."

"......"

"Then after falling off of the bed you climbed back on and immediately fell back asleep."

"........."

"Are you okay, brother?"

"............"