Jack practically chanted the word 'No' as he sifted through his bag, seeming to be looking rather intently for something. After having almost no luck in finding what he was looking for he tossed down his arms in frustration. "Shit!"

Tumor wandered in upon hearing whatever kind of bullshit distress signal his brother was giving off. "What the fuck are you bitching about?"

Jack looked up at Tumor, attempting keeping it clear in his mind that he should NOT put a bullet between his eyes. "What's it matter to you , fag-stick?"

"It matters to me because I'm trying finish making up Carrot Top and your whining is louder than hers."

"Wait, you were just in your room having sex with Carrot Top?"

"Yeah, so?"

"..."

Twilight walked into the room, having taken care of most of her afternoon routines she had some time to relax for a bit. She looked up to see the two brothers staring each other down. "Hi guys! How are-" She was immediately silenced as Jack pulled some sort of hand-held device out from his bag, aiming it at Tumor and pulling a small trigger at the based of its handle. There was a loud bang as it went off and blood shot out of the back of Tumor's skull before his body fell to the ground. Twilight stood completely still, slack-jawed at the scene before her.

Carrot Top, having heard the noise, charged out of the room to investigate only to find the conduit she had been having physical relations with just moments ago on the floor with a pool of blood forming beneath him and a small hole in his forehead. She ran over to his side with tears in her eyes, pressing her hooves to his face and calling out his name and begging him to wake up. Denial is a powerful thing.

Twilight turned toward Jack with a disgusted look. "Jack! How could you!?"

Jack held up a finger at her. "Wait for it."

"Wait for-" She attempted to question him again, but found herself being cut off by him repeating what he said earlier

"Wait for it..." He stared intently at his brother's body, it's head beginning to glow around the wound. Before long the bullet hole taking up a small portion of Tumor's skull started to heal rapidly and he awoke. "There we go."

Tumor sat up, completely oblivious to the orange maned pony wrapping her hooves around him in relief. "You fucking bitch! What the hell?"

Before much else could be said the castle turned into an absolute shit show, a shit show in the sense of a bloody mess with cracked walls and a bit of broken everything. The two brothers would duke it out for maybe a total of five minutes and thirty nine second before it finally stopped being funny and Twilight used her magic to separate the two and sent them their separate ways. Tumor was sentenced to stay at the house while Jack went out for a walk to help blow off some of the steam that was literally shooting out of his nose with every breath.

Twilight didn't exactly feel like Jack going out alone was exactly the best idea though, so she figured she might as well tag along for the ride to make sure he doesn't get into anymore trouble. They made their way into Ponyville, just kind of walking around with no actual destination until they ran into a bit of a scene. They saw a small colt being apprehended by police for some odd reason and they decided to investigate. The princess took the lead, "Excuse me, but what seems to be the meaning of this?"

Before the cop or the colt could speak a stallion shop-owner walked over. "Thievery, this child has stolen from me and should be punished. Take him away please."

"Hold on!" Jack shouted, "What did he take?"

"He stole a device commonly used for dental hygiene!" The stallion explained, trying to make it sound much more serious than it actually was.

Jack looked down at the colt, kneeling down so he was eye level with it. His eyes lit up as he realized who the super human in front of him was. "Listen buddy, tell me exactly what you took."

The colt wasn't proud of confessing he had stolen to one of Equestria's greatest heroes. "I uh...I stole a tooth brush..."

He pat the colts head a couple of time. "I stole a toothbrush one, then I ate a baby." The colts eyes were suddenly filled with fear. "You see, when you do one bad thing it starts a chain reaction. You want to do it more so then you tell yourself 'it's just one last time' the next thing you know you're in your own bed room covered in blood and sleeping next to your ex girlfriend's mutilated corpse. It becomes addicting, it becomes all you ever want, and before you know it, you go from a low grade thief to an absolute monster!" His body became engulfed in flames as he yelled at the colt, causing it screamed in fear and run off. The flames all vanished and Jack looked over at the shop owner. "That good enough for you?"

The stallion cringed slightly. "As disturbing as that was, I guess it will suffice. I'm going to leave now..." He said nervously, turning away and walking off from the group, the cop soon following suit.

Jack found himself being punched pretty hard in the arm by Twilight, but it only seemed to make him laugh. They eventually exited the town of Ponyville with Jack taking the lead and Twilight just following.

She followed close behind him, unsure of where exactly they were going. "Jack, do you know where we are going?"

"Of course I do, I just don't know what it's called." He replied.

"That's helpful..." She sighed as they came upon a lake just outside of the Everfree when Jack started stripping. She blushed heavily, unable to do much else but stare as he got almost completely naked and dove into the water.

The water was cold, very cold. Jack despised the cold; so with a bit off willpower he heated the lake, his body glowing like the sun beneath the water as it attempted to surround itself in flames.

The sight below was unlike anything she had ever seen, his body became a bright light which would become wavy and distorted by the natural flow of the water. She poked a hoof into the lake, strangely enough it was fairly warm. Naturally, she assumed that Jack was the reason for it.

Jack finally swam back to the surface and leaned against on of the edges. "Damn, is it hot in here or is it just me?"

"It's probably just you." She replied plainly as she slipped her body into the warm waters. It took her a hot minute to realize what she had said, but as soon as she did she dunked her head under water and started screaming at herself. When the need for air became too much she raised her head back to the surface and took long, slow breaths.

"Calm down Sparkle, hold it in for that long you'll start to choke on it." Jack said, laughing as she once again started to blush very intensely.

"Jack, that's a little inappropriate."

"No, that was funny. You wanna hear inappropriate? When I was nine my father told me 'Son, you cannot be a lesbian without being comfortable with the smell of fish.' You know, like how you talk to a child!"

Twilight wasn't exactly sure how to feel about that. In Equestria that was just bad parenting but she didn't know the customs of his world. Come to think about it, she never really talked to them about their family beside the other brothers. "If you don't mind, what were you parents like?"

Jack took a second to think about it before actually answering her, not really being used to talking about his folks. "Well my mother was a pill popping drug addict who would end up being found in the middle of the streets from time to time wearing a sombrero."

"I'm sorry..." Now she felt bad for bringing up the subject. "I didn't know-"

"Shut up, I'm not finished." He said, looking completely un-phased by the story. "Then there was the time when we found her splattered all over the road because she took so much Valium she thought her brain told her inhaling helium would make her fly. Then there was our father...wow!"

Twilight was almost afraid to ask, but if there was one thing she had learned about Jack it's that when you dealt with him you had to brave through the storm. "What was he like?"

Jack made an odd popping sound with his mouth before replying. "He was a bit of a nut, kinda goofy almost all the time, but that man had the heart of a lion...and maybe a lifetime ban from the zoo."

Twilight found it hard not to laugh at the joke. Yes, it was odd and a bit morbid for ponies but something about it just tickled her funny bone. "You're so weird, you know that?"

"Would you rather I be some normal, boring, repetitive asshole?" He asked, "I'm pretty sure if that were the case you'd probably feel like silence could cause cancer."

"Of course not," She said, waving a hoof at him, "I think you're perfect the way you are. You're crude and sometimes even a little macabre; but you're also adventurous, you're smart, you do what makes you happy no matter what anypony else thinks and I envy that, you're very kind when you want to be, you're cute, and no matter what happens you always seem to have a back up plan that gets whatever you're doing done, you put so much passion into everything you do and that's admirable to anypony. You-"

"Stop! Stop. Red light! Back the fuck up for a second!" He yelled, waving his arms about randomly. "You just called me cute."

Twilight's face became completely flushed as she mentally went through what she had said to him, only to deny it. "No I didn't. I think your ego just made you hear that."

"Wow! Ouch, that hurt, bitch. But seriously, you said it, I heard it. Don't lie to me." He said, his body heating up slightly, making the water warmer as well. "Come on, sweetheart. I heard you say it, just confess."

"I will not." She said, crossing her hooves only to uncross them when she started having trouble staying above the water. "You just need to get your head out of the clouds."

"And you pull your head out of your ass! I know what you said!" He watched as Twilight exited the water and closed her eyes, barely holding her poker-face as she walked off. "Come back here, you purple hoe, get back here!" When she wouldn't respond he figured this would be the time to use his secret power, something so horrible that he wouldn't dream of using it in his worst nightmares. "Baby come back!" He started to sing, earning Twilight's attention as well as a light blush. "any kind of fool could see; there was something in everything about you. Baby come back, you can blame it all on me. I was wrong, and I just can't live without you!"

Twilight smiled and rolled her eyes and walked back to the lake, looking down at him in the water as steam started to rise from the intense heat coming from him. "Yes, I called you cute." She said somewhat defeated, but she felt that if he was willing to embarrass himself like that than he earned it.

"I fucking knew it!"