Author's Notes:

Sorry if this chapter seems rushed guys, I wanted to get it up as soon as possible before the power killed out. There's a big ass storm coming my way and it's bringing it's destructive, inbred cousins. (Tornadoes) If I live through it then I'll see you in the next chapter, if not then...fuck.

It's been a while since he'd gone anywhere near this place. It was weird, Carrot Top's house seemed smaller than he remembered. Oh, well, it was time to get this over with and cleared the air with the bossy mare. Tumor walked ever so slowly towards the small house with his heart racing a milling miles a minute. He didn't know why he felt so nervous about this, he just was. Never-the-less, he pressed on until he made it to the door. He could feel himself starting to sweat. Why was he so nervous!?
[Seriously, why?]

"Hey if I know! You're the fucking writer so you tell me!"

[Just stop being a bitch and fix this shit, now!]

"How about I crawl out of this goddamn, piece of shit story and beat your ass!"

The door was suddenly opened by and earth pony with a poofy orange mane. All of the random shouting had caught her attention and she decided to investigate. However her expression turned sour once she found the source to be a rather annoying bipedal conduit.

"...oh, you're a dick!" He cursed at the heavens before turning his attention the the mare glaring at him from the other side of the thin wooden door that separated them.

Carrot Top kept the door mostly shut, peering out with nothing more than her muzzle being visible to the outside world. "What do you want? I thought I told you to stay away from here and to stay away from me."

As much as Tumor wanted to be nice about this, his natural assholeish nature would not allow him. "Would you shut the fuck up five seconds and let me talk. I came here to apologize for my bullshit act at the stupid fair-thing-whatever."

"Wow, that was great." She said sarcastically. "I can really feel just how sincere you are."

"Eat a dick you mud pony."

"Hey! That is extremely racist!"

"Technically it's specist coming from me, therefore your argument is utterly fucking useless."

She growled at him before a lighthearted chuckle escaped her lips. "Oh my Celestia." She said before poncing onto Tumor, tackling him to the ground as she started hugging him. "I've missed this, I missed you..."

"...what?"

[...what?]

She ignored the two voices and continued snuggling up against the loud-mouthed conduit with her-wait, two? He head shot up as she searched around for the source of the second voice she heard. "What? Who's out there?"

"Please, just ignore it, otherwise it'll get worse."

[I'm right here you know! I can hear everything you're saying about me]

"Good, now shut the fuck up and let's get on with this shit!"

[You know what, asshole!?]

"What!"

[I....MMM, god damn, fucking limits! FUCK! You what, let's fix this, I can fix this]
*Pause* *Rewind* *Pause*

[Okay, so now let's just stick to the story and do this right]
*Play*

She growled at him before a lighthearted chuckle escaped her lips. "Oh my Celestia." She said before poncing onto Tumor, tackling him to the ground as she started hugging him. "I've missed this, I missed you..."

"...What?" He asked in utter confusion, expecting to have still been beyond pissed at him and loath the very smell of him. "You actually missed me?"

She punched him in the side before continuing the forced embrace. "Yes. I'm still mad at you, but I missed you. Not having you around bickering about nonsense and starting fights was just...it felt weird. It was...it kind of made me feel lonely. Even Derpy didn't know how to help."

"You're one weird talking horse, you know that right?"

"I don't care, just shut up and let me have this."

A decent distance away from the two Jack and Twilight were observing quietly. Twilight was using her magic as some sort of radio so they could hear them and a slight vision enhancement spell as well. "Wow," she started, "that was definitely..."

"Something?" Jack finished for her.

"Yes! Exactly. It was something."

"I'm not sure what yet, but it was definitely a thing that happened." He leaned back and shook the spell off of him. "Why is everypony around here so fucking weird?"

"Asks the human wearing face-paint for no reason." Twilight said with a light giggle.

Jack got up and walked over to Twilight, giving her a light flick on the horn. "Go to hell, book-horse."

"Ow! That's sensitive..." She pouted before Jack leaned close to her.

As he leaned over he put a hand on the back of Twilight's neck and put his face next to her ear. "I can make a few other things sensitive." He whispered in a sultry tone.

Twilight's face turned a deep crimson, she tried to reply but her words would fumble at every attempt. After less than a minute she started to get light-headed and struggles slightly just standing on her hooves.

Jack laughed loudly at her reaction, falling to the ground and rolling around like he was someone who just came out of a burning building and was being roasted alive. "Holy shit! You should see the look on your face. Ahahahaha, oh man, that shit is priceless!"

Twilight took a moment to recollect herself, but once she did she played it cool. Pretending as though he had never said that. She wasn't sure why it had made her so flustered, but it was something she would need to keep an eye on. "Anyway, I think they're going to be fine now."

Jack rolled onto his side to face Twilight, propping his head up with one arm and lifting his shirt with the other. "Please Miss Sparkle, paint me like one of your french whores."

Her blush returned before Twilight promptly turned away and started marching back to the castle.

"Hey, where you going? I thought you were supposed to paint me." He yelled out, only for her to ignore him. "I haven't even taken my pants off yet!"

Twilight groaned loudly in the distance, one again making Jack laugh like a mad clown in the dirt he was laying in