Applejack regurgitates with her hat on in a bathtub. She was relaxing until suddenly gets a call from her phone. It's her crazy nudist  weird creepy uncle who wants her to come and help him move a love seat to his new apartment. Applejack lies to him and says, "Uh, sorry sugarcube, I can't help you 'cause i'm helping the President of the United States of America."

Applejack hangs up on the now angry family member and relaxes in the tub. Until she gets another phone call. A tiny President Obama tells Applejack, "Hi! I'm President Barack Obama, I need your help you apple-eating bag of shit. I need you to three very important things, or America will be destroyed!"

A sensual Applejack sexts from the tub and shouts, "Of course Mr. President Barack Obama, I'll do anything you need me to."

The President tells her, "Okay, the first thing you need to do is suck yourself with a huge ice pop, 123,456,789 times."

Applejack tells the president, "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!" and wiggles out of the tub. In the kitchen, Applejack is about to suck herself with a huge ice pop. But she gets freaked and fakes it.

The President screams, "Look here, you slimy cock Nazi, I have a 1,000 security cameras set up in your house and I know that you're lying!"

It is revealed that the President is in the same room as Applejack. The President threatens Applejack with a pencil. Applejack sexily says, "Did you just fart? Because you blew me away."

The President angrily exclaims, "STOP TRYING TO BUTTER ME UP AND GET TO IT!"

Applejack reluctantly sucks herself 123,456,789 times. The President watches her like a poised creep. The President regains his composure, "Okay, now it's time for your second task to save humanity. You need to attract a drunk old man with your rectum."

Applejack finds a drunk old man and happily does it. "Howdy, you drink stinky old man! My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

The President records it on his futuristic old woman's bra with a camera built in. The President says, "Okay, now for your final task to save humanity. Do a lap dance while singing Spoonful of Sugar and balancing dynamite on your head."

Applejack does this while the President dances along in the corner while making cat noises. Applejack suddenly trips and drops the dynamite, and chops her head off. The President sees this and laughs like Towlie from South Park, then rips a mask to reveal that he is-in fact- Applejacks weird crazy nudist weird creepy uncle!

He tells Applejack, "You should have helped me move my love seat. I had to move it to the 15th floor all by myself."

Applejack cries blood and says, "Well, I learned mah lesson, if I had never lied to mah family, I would still have mah body and stuffs."

Applejack's head is then put into a box and then says, " Well, I guess I didn't git ahead of the situation!"

She laughs at her own joke for 23 straight seconds without stopping. She then dies of hunger because she has no hooves to feed herself.