At the funeral, the people who showed up were the apple family and mane six, or now mane five. Upon the funeral, Applejack's weird crazy nudist weird creepy uncle made a speech about her.

"Friends and peoples, He started "Applejack will burn in hell for not helping me move my love seat and her head will stay in the casket for the rest of our lives."

Everyone was shocked by what he said. But to some, it didn't really matter. Just then the real President Obama shows up and goes to the weird crazy nudist weird creepy uncle and says, "I can't believe what you have done."

"Please Mr. President, it wasn't my fault."

"You had a love seat, and you didn't invite me to join you."

The weird crazy nudist weird creepy uncle was surprised that the President was angry at him for other reasons. So President Obama and the uncle go to the 15th floor and to the love seat to do weird stuff while everyone watched and said what the fuck.

Just then Applejack's grave explodes and everyone runs away and the popular British band Blur pops out and sings Song 2. Everyone starts dancing to their songs, including Girls & Boys.

However, Blur then goes away then heads to a different town. This disappoints everyone, until Queen shows up and everyone is happy. Freddie soon starts singing We Are The Champions and everyone is cheering, until all 4 of them start singing Bohemian Rhapsody and they all go crazy, especially Big Macintosh as he is a huge fan like the writer of this shit ass story.

Queen left and the audience said goodbye like they did. When heading home, Applebloom said, "What an interestingly awesome funeral!'

"Damn right," Granny Smith said, "Not much like that."

"Eeyup" Big Macintosh said as he enjoyed as much as they did. As they went home Big Macintosh jumped on the couch and yelled, "PINK SPRINKLED BALLS!"