"Shoo bee doo! Shoo Shoo-"

You smash your waterproof alarm clock with every ounce of strength you have. Looking outside your protective water tight home, it looks like an average day under the sea. See, a part of you thought that it would be smart to move away from Ponyville and instead live in the one single place that Fluttershy couldn't touch you. Under the ocean. Sadly, you were wrong, and now you still had to endure the same typical morning drill.

You head downstairs and pour yourself some Ocean Berry Crunch cereal. Now with extra vitamin sea!

Whatever the fuck that meant. It tasted good though.

You hear a buzz from the front of your passage to the outside ocean. Sighing, you know that this can't be good. Who would have thought that moving into a seapony colony would have Fluttershy turn herself into a seapony.

What the fuck? No. Seriously. What the fuck? How does that even work? Does that involve some sort of Zecora bullshit or something?

You put on your protective ocean suit and your massive diving helmet. Maybe you should take something to defend yourself today. Looking at the coffee table, you see a massive over sized drill.

"I don't own that. Why is that in my house?"

You enter the transfer chamber and turn on your oxygen. Looks like it's working fine.

The chamber begins to fill with water as you see FlutterFish swimming peacefully outside your home. Moving outside, the underwater suit projects your voice to the yellow seahorse.

"Alright. What's your guess today?"

"Oh... Um... Is the f-father carrying the child your fetish?"

"No."

"Oh... Well. Um. We should probably go see a doctor then."

You sit there for a moment taking her words in.

"What?"

She nods to you.

"You mean... right now."

She nods.

"I've been thinking about what she could be called. A Satyr Seapony? Maybe a Merfolkpony. Or-"

Nope. NOPE.

"NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE."

You begin to wave your arms in panic. Slowly, of course, because you are underwater.

You actually look more like to trying to scare a bear away. Pitifully.

"A-Anon.. What are you-"

"THIS ABOMINATION IS NOT MEANT FOR THIS WORLD!"

You unhook your oxygen tank and breath in deeply. Water begins to fill your lungs and you feel heavy. You begin to cough, but the water runs too fast. Everything goes black.

You wake up in a seapony hospital room, attached to oxygen. Seaponyshy sits in the corner, cradling something in her arms.

How long were you out? Are you still? You rub your stomach.

Flat.

Awesome! Not fat!

"Oh! Hi there Anon. Do you want to see the first Satyr that can breathe underwater?" Fluttershy asks.

Your screams could be heard for nautical miles.

"She even said her first words too!" she adds.

The abomination crawls out her mama's hooves.

"Shoo Bee Doo! Shoo Shoo Bee Doo!"