You walk home in the dark from a long day at work. Fire fills your muscles as every step brings you closer to your home. All you want to do is take a nice relaxing bath. You open the front door and close it behind you, kicking off your shoes.

As you head up the stairs to your bathroom, you shed your clothing one piece at a time. Just before you kick off your underwear, you notice a light on in your bathroom.

Oh great, of course.

Slowly, you open the door to find...

"Hello Anon... are rubber duckies your fetish?"

You stare at the yellow mare.

"Fluttershy, you don't look like a rubber ducky.

She scrunches her face.

"I do too look like one."

"No you don't. You just look like a pony taking a bath."

"What are you talking about! I got the little wing and my nose comes out like a little bill and everything."

"No. You don't."

"Then why don't we get another opinion then!"

"Fine."

"Go get somepony."

"No, you."

Fluttershy groans in irritation and flies out the bathroom window. After a few moments, Fluttershy drags in a thoroughly confused Rainbow Dash.

"Uh... What am I doing here?"

"Just stand next to Anon."

Rainbow moves towards Anon and sits beside you.

"Hey, Rainbow,” you say.

"I dunno what this is, but you owe me for it."

"Alright. Now Rainbow," Fluttershy asks.

Fluttershy sits in the tub and smiles widely. A light squee leaves her lips.

"Dang! That's a good rubber duck impersonation," Rainbow says in surprise.

"SHE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DUCK!"

"Uh. Yeah, she does," the blue pegasus responds.

"See! Told you!"

"That's not the point! Ugh!"

You grab the two mares and chuck them out the window. God damn mares. All she had to ask if wet ponies were your fetish and you would have laid that ass SO hard. When will she ever learn?

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