You stand at a bookshelf containing all your favorite novels.

"Let's see... Office Love... Barkeep... Moonie Shorts... Falling for You... Sonic Boom..."

You pull a book off the shelf and examine it closely.

"Background Pony?"

You stare at the book for a moment. Placing the book back in it's proper place, you ponder what you're doing with your life. You set the bookshelf on fire.

"I don't even care," you say out loud, watching the flames burn.

Suddenly there is a knock at your door. You walk to the door, unfeeling and uncaring. You open the door and of course, it's Fluttershy.

However, today she seems to be wearing some form of uniform. It looks really odd on her, but feels vaguely familiar.

"Well. Let's hear today's guess," you say as the flames spread to your living room.

She sits down and puts on the most adorable face she can muster.

"Oni-chaaan~~!" she calls.

You just stare at her awkwardly. God that's cute.

"Oni-chaaan! I-I was hoping that you w-would teach me about my body~! <3"

Aaaand now it's creepy.

"What the fuck are you even doing?"

Blush marks appear across her face as she puts her hooves together and pushes them together shyly.

"I-I was thinking maybe big brother would want to do the thing that mommies and daddies do. I prooomise I won't tell!<3"

"Flutter. This.... whatever the fuck you are doing, isn't my fetish. Go home."

She puffs out her cheeks and pouts.

"F-Fine! It's not like I like you or anything... B-Baka!"

Suddenly, your pants become significantly tighter. Shit. Shit! She can't see. She can't find out! Close the door!

You slam the door on your boner.

"Fuck!"

Bring the tent you were pitching inside and slam the door shut. She must never know how close she was to guessing your fetish.

Fucking Tsunderes.

You go back to sit on your couch, as the fire begins to envelop the rest of your home. You smile, uncaring, unfeeling towards your television screen.

“This is fine.”

Author's Notes:

Note: This story does not reflect the actual opinions or values of Fanfiction for Flutterpriest. All those stories are great.