You stand, staring at one of the walls in your home. The painted wall feels cool against your forehead. What the actual fuck are you doing, Anon? Standing in place, literally doing nothing. You need a hobby or some shit. All you do is laze around the house. No wonder your beer gut is beginning to develop some new curves.

But what sort of hobbies should you try out? It's almost as if you need some sort of suggestions from an outside source for what would be good things to try doing for fun in Ponyville.

Suddenly, there's a knock at your door.

"Speaking of outside sources," you say aloud.

You move to your door and open it wide. Fluttershy stands on the other side of the door, balancing a box on her back.

"Hi, Anon," she says quietly. "H-how are you?"

"Uh, fine," you say. "What's today's guess?"

"Uhm," she says. "I dunno. I feel like I'm really grabbing at straws at this point."

"Straws aren't my fetish."

Fluttershy opens her mouth, then closes it, staring at you weirdly.

"Don't ask."

"Well, now I have to, Anon," she says. "How would you use a straw for sex?"

"Well. I guess, you could insert it into the tip of the penis or something."

Fluttershy's mouth drops open in horror.

"T-then what?"

"I dunno, put stuff in the straw? I guess?"

"How do you think of these things, Anon? That's messed up."

You shrug your shoulders.

"I've learned to stop questioning what sort of issues I may have a long time ago."

Fluttershy nods her head.

"Anyway, what did you bring?"

"Oh!" Fluttershy exclaims. "Right!"

She eases the box off her back and sets it in front of you.

"I-I was wondering if -this- turned you on?" she asks, unsure of herself.

You bend down and open the box one flap at a time. Pulling away the packing peanuts, you lift a shiny, new toaster out of the box.

"A toaster?" you ask. "You're wondering if a toaster is my fetish?"

She nods her head.

"Uh, why?"

"I dunno," she says. "It seemed like the right thing to do at the time."

"Well, uh. No. It doesn't."

"O-oh," Fluttershy says.

A moment of silence passes between the two of you.

"I'm gonna keep this now."

"Wait, what?"

"Nope, it's mine."

You slam the door.

Carrying the toaster over to your counter, you hook it up to the wall outlet. Taking a step back, you smile at the device you just acquired.

"There we go. I felt like something was missing. This is much better."

You move to the nearby window and shut the blinds.

"Now then... time to put this toaster to action," you whisper to yourself.

You unzip your pants.

Author's Notes:

Alrighty. This marks a small pause for Fluttershorts daily updates. When I get around to doing daily updates again, it will be over on "Rainbow Dash Tries to Win Your Heart"

Till next time duders.