Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

The Hooffields and McColts

Dear McColts,

I can't believe you fell for the cake.

Everypony knows the cake is a lie!

-Twilight

Dear Fluttershy,

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the map just had you come along because "animals".

To think I could've had some time to myself. It would have been so nice to just recline and watch these two families play catapult.

-Princess Twilight

Dear Twilight,

I don't care how spread out your books are, stay the fuck off of my throne. Celestia only knows where that ass of yours has been.

-Applejack

Author's Notes:

150 chapters of McBitchyPants Twilight!