Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

What About Discord?

Dear Princess Twilight,

Really? Are you really that shocked that your "friends" didn't want to interrupt your booksortation?

Maybe you should stop worrying about what your friends are doing without you, and start worrying about whomever left those binoculars in those bushes over there.

Just a suggestion.

Sincerely,
Discord

P.S. I would also start being aware of your surroundings when you go out to dinner with your friends in Canterlot, too.

Dear Pinkie "McPie"

Please return my vest, my glasses, and the keys to the DeLorean.

Trust me, time travel just fucks shit up. When you add in the power of love and friendship, you're just asking for a disaster.

Sincerely,
Marty

Dear Marty,

Sure thing. I left it over there on the train tracks.

-Pinkie