Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

The Mane Attraction

Dear Applejack,

What's that? You're overly concerned about somepony you knew since you were a filly, who used to be all nice, but now she's a rude, demanding asshole?

I'd love to help, really I would, but don't ya think yer bein' a tiny bit possessive of her?

Sincerely,
Karma, you bitch.
AKA Princess Twilight Sparkle of Ponyville

Dear Svengallop,

Prince Blueblood, and I would like to invite you to the Equestrian Assholes Club.

We meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays for tea and politics.

Cordially,
Spoiled Rich

And there we go. All caught up, finally, after trailing for most of the season.

Bring it on, Starlight!!!