Applejack was happy with today she got up this morning bucked some apples and got to the market to sell, there were a lot of ponies buying apples today and she made quite a lot of bits she couldn't wait to tell Big Mac. She was on her way back to the farm with the stand in tow, then she saw the strange machine owned by the human that lived in the forest. "This ain't gonna put a damper on my day." She said to herself, she spotted her brother talking to the human. She didn't get most of it but she did hear.

"I'm gonna level with ya Mac, I don't want to be treated like I'm some sort of object. Is it so wrong for me to want to be loved for who I am not what's hanging between my legs?" the human said.

Then it hit AJ faster than a bucked apple hitting somepony's head. He was right, the almost all the girls in Ponyville have been treating him nothing more than a sex toy. "I think I need to talk to Twilight about this." Applejack went around the south field and stored the stand in the barn and went to the library. She knocked on the door.

"For Celestia's sake it's a public library just come in!" Twilight yelled.

"Sorry Twi' did I catch you at a bad time?" AJ asked.

"No, it's just it gets on my nerves how everypony keeps knocking instead of just coming in."

"Maybe it has to do with the fact it's rude to just barge into people's homes." Spike said without looking up from his comic book.

"Good point Spike, you earned a cookie."

"I baked them anyways, oh by the way we're out of cookies."

"You just couldn't help yourself could you?" Twilight asked.

"I put sapphire sprinkles on them. That answered that question before it was even asked."

"Spike could you go hang out with Sweetie Belle I need to talk to Twi."

Spike hopped up and ran out the door to visit his girlfriend. Rarity sat down and talked to him about how she couldn't wait for Spike to grow up while she was flattered she also needed help around the boutique so she would start paying him. Spike was depressed for a little bit until Sweetie Belle asked him out. Then he was happier than a clam.

"Twilight I think we need to call all the girls to this."

The mane six were assembled in the library, Twilight made some tea and Rainbow looked deep in thought.

"Something bothering you darling?" Rarity asked.

"No I'm just thinking." RD replied.

"What about?" Fluttershy asked.

"A riddle."

"Really?" Twilight said.

"Yes, I stand in the corner but I travel all over the world, what am I?"

"Oh that's easy it's a-" Twilight was cut off by Dash.

"Don't tell me!!! I have to figure it out for myself."

"Okay.....Well the reason why you girls were called here was because Applejack had something on her mind. Tell them AJ."

"Do you girls think that we treat other's like objects?"

"WHAT!!!!!!!" The girls said in unison

"What would make you ever think that darling?" Rarity asked. Then AJ explained about how when she came back from the market she heard the human talking and what he said.

"He said 'I'm gonna level with ya Mac, I don't want to be treated like I'm some sort of object. Is it so wrong for me to want to be loved for who I am not what's hanging between my legs?'"

"It got me to thinking and now we're here. I was treating a living intelligent bein' like a sex toy. I don't even know his name I just call him the human." AJ started to cry.

"I think now we understand why he lives so secluded, to everypony he's just a solution to a problem. To him he just wants to find love." Twilight concluded. "I think not only do we need to apologize but we need to tell the princesses. No living being deserves to be treated like that." Twilight wrapped her arms around Applejack. "We should go now to apologize." The girls got up and headed out. Fluttershy knew where he lived so she brought them to his house.

I got back and took a nap, I was sore from this morning so I needed the break I was easily dreaming away my pains with no interruption from the lunar princess. I made a deal with Zecora and said if I fucked her she would put a charm on my house to keep Luna from mind raping me. I was in the middle of a repeating dream where I was wrestling with an alligator and after I kept dying I fell from the sky and tried again. I tried running from the alligator but it caught me but the weirdest thing was the when it caught me it was now a big ass boa constrictor. That was fucked up, I woke up when there was a knock on my door. It wasn't loud, or rhythmic like Zecora. I'll tell you for a zebra-equine she's a great lay, she can do some freaky shit with that mouth of hers. I gave her some advise and told her to let her hair down more. Literally, I love her with long hair. I knew by the knocking it was Fluttershy, and she usually doesn't come around that often. I used my hand made lift to go down to the lobby. I fucking hate stairs, I wish to kill whoever invented them.

Maybe I could in this world. I mean anything's possible, I just gotta convince the Doctor to let me borrow his TARDIS so I can murder the guy who invented stairs. Save pony-kind from the need for stairs, use ramps that'll work and you could slide down them when you're going down. That makes life easier, stupid stairs. I got off my lift and entered my living room. "Fluttershy what are you doing here I don't have any sick animals." I said as I opened the door to find the main six all in front of my tree.

"Hey Mickey, could we please talk to you? if you don't mind that is." Fluttershy asked.

"Oh Fluttershy you could never do wrong by me, I just want to pinch your cheeks and hug you and tell you everything will be alright." I said and she squeed I opened my door and ushered them inside. "Sorry I haven't made any chairs so I hope you girls like the floor."

"First off I want to say something." AJ stood up and looked at Mickey. "I wanted ta' say that I'm sorry, for trying to force myself on ya' and not even havin' the common decency to welcome you to Ponyville and Equestria, for the longest time I've been treating you like an object and I apologize." She had her hat in her hands and was looking down. "Could you ever forgive me?"

"I do forgive you, on one condition."

"Anything."

I held out my hand and she stared at me. "Hi my name is Mickey, I'd like to get to know you better Applejack. Wanna be friends?" She slapped away my hand and wrapped me in a hug.

"I'd love to be your friend."