Author's Notes:

For the readers that have been patient and waiting for it, there will be clop in this chapter. There will also there will be the potato clock. Because potatoes.

Mickey was happier that he made amends with AJ and now the girls were asking questions, well the ones that didn't know him very well did. Rainbow kept raising her hand like a kindergardener I told her she didn't have to do it but like Rainbow Dash is she is more stubborn than a jackass. She had her hand raised again. "Yes Rainbow?"

"We're you kidding about the potato clock or not?"

"No I wasn't kidding about the potato clock. The market here is racist and they close when I'm around so when I finally got enough potatoes I decided to do two things one was make a clock out of them. Two plant more potatoes."

"Why would you need a potato clock?" Pinkie asked.

"I am a very heavy sleeper. I once slept through a tornado."

"Wowzers, ponies usually wake up when the sun is up or earlier for farmers like AJ." Pinkie said.

Twilight was looking around. "It seems you have a lot of tools hanging on your walls."

"I'm also an inventor. I'm currently trying to invent the internal combustion engine, also solar panels."

"What are solar panels?" Twilight asked.

"They're giant panels that use the light from the sun to convert it to energy."

"That's ingenious, what's stopping you from doing it?" Twilight asked.

"Mostly because I have no idea how one even works all I have is a tiny version of it to charge my iPod every day."

"Eye-pod?"

"No, not the organ the smaller i, it's a device that can play music on the go."

"Oh yeah! I bet it can't play more than 50 songs." Rainbow Dash said.

"I have over a thousand on it. There is this one song I want you to hear. I constantly repeat this in my head all the time." I hooked up my iPod to a phonograph I converted to a speaker. "Now close your eyes and listen."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE

The girls had tears in their eyes, Rarity spoke up. "That was beautiful, who was it?"

"Louis Armstrong. One of the greatest musicians to ever grace the planet."

"WAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Rainbow started to cry.

"What's wrong with you Rainbow?"

"That was one of the best songs I ever heard. It had everything in it." Rainbow sobbed.

"O......kay." I said.

"Sorry it was just so awesome and beautiful."

"Moving on, Mickey where did you get all your furnishings?" Rarity asked.

"Either I loot or steal whichever you prefer from the castle of the two sisters, or I go to the local junkyard and find enough scrap to make something new." I answered.

"Eww, why would you do that?"

"Back on earth humans had a saying, one man's trash is another man's treasure. I take things that people that would usually consider trash, and remake them give them new uses. Take for example this phonograph, when I found it it was broken and had no arm crank. Then I found some parts from an old turn table and combined them together to make a rudimentary speaker. Besides if I do run into anything smelly I have a waterfall in my backyard where I can bathe."

"I had never thought about that. Reinventing and Refurbishing, it gives items a rustic and new age charm."

"Since no two pieces are the same, it's always a unique one of a kind item." I grinned. "I am also not afraid to admit when I need help so I ask for it. Ponies are always so restricted to thinking if something can't be explained then it's magic. I wasn't raised or partially raised like that, I tend to try to find out why things work. It gives me an advantage over others. Magic is an incredible thing as well, ponies can do things that humans can't like walk on clouds and talk to animals and humans can do things that ponies can't like make things that fly into outer space or communicate across the world without having to leave your living room."

"Mickey I wanted to ask you something." Twilight said.

"Go for it."

"What happened in Canterlot?"

"I was given drugs without knowledge of what they did, and then when I did find out what they did I put a person in the hospital. The princesses came to me with an offer of being no less than a man whorse and I said I'd rather live in the woods, so I did. Word got out about what I could do, and that made me seclude myself even more. I only trusted two ponies that was Fluttershy because I knew she wouldn't make a move on me, and Zecora mostly because we choose to live in the woods."

"Did you ever think why the princesses wanted you to do that?"

"Yes, I did but they didn't think it all the way through. I did, they asked me to restore the population of male offspring here's the thing. It's not a guarantee, it's like flipping a coin. I don't blame the princesses but they could have done something else about it."

"Like what?" Pinkie asked.

"The reason why the male population is so skewered. It's because the chromosome that gives male offspring is a recessive trait."

"Recessive trait?" AJ asked.

"It's a trait that isn't common, it usually is the reason why offspring are usually female instead of male." Twilight.

"It's not just a trait within males it's also females." I said.

"Did you ever want to reconcile with the princesses?" Fluttershy asked.

"If they're willing to meet me halfway at some neutral ground then yes I'd be more than willing."

"I know what I'm going to do then!" Pinkie popped up with an explosion of confetti.

"What would that be oh pink procurer of parties and pastries?" I asked.

"Well that depends on whether or not you threw away my invitation?"

"Why I never?" I said with drama. "Who do you take me for? I Michael Frank Young would never even conceive of the idea to throw away all the Pinkie Pie Party invitation. Why I've kept all of the ones you have ever sent me. I am terribly sorry I could never show up to any of them."

"It's alright! I know you would be out of place if you came to one so I didn't mind. I sent you those invitations to make sure that you were always welcome at my parties!" She said.

I hugged her. "Letters would have worked just as well but I got the message. I Pinkie promise to show up to the next one."

"REALLY!"

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." I did the motions, she picked me up and was spinning me around.

"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!!!"

"I'm going to need to arrive in style though." I said after being put down. "I wonder if there was a fashionista that would be willing to make me a new suit?" The field of pink I was seeing was replaced by a field of white.

"You want me to design you a suit?!!!!!" Rarity exclaimed.

"Well if I'm going to a party, my current clothing wouldn't be suited for a Pinkie party." I grinned

"Oh the chance to design for an alien species. It's like a dream come true. Tell me what style you would like Michael?"

"It needs to be sleek, and stylish, a dash of class, but also casual and durable."

"May I take your measurements?"

I spread my legs and held my arms out. "Measure away." She was so excited and started to measure me. "Twi."

"Yes Mickey?"

"Take a letter, I have something to say to the princesses."

Celestia was listening to nobles complain, just thinking of if went evil like her sister what her name would be. Then a bell rung signaling the end of day court. "I'm sorry my little ponies but this meeting is adjourned." The nobles filed out in an orderly fashion when a raspberry color wisp appeared in front of her and a scroll popped into existence.

Dear Princess Celestia and Luna too if she's reading this.-

It's me Mickey, ya know the one you make into a man whorse. It might come as a surprise to find me writing a letter to you, I have done this because I have a solution for your male population problem, if you're willing to hear me out. Included in this letter is two invitations to Pinkie's Welcome to Ponyville Party. It is tonight come if you want if you don't then it just means you're adamant on currently hating me for not willing to be a personal fuck toy. The decision is yours

With Lots of Anarchy- Mickey Young

p.s. In the words of a great playwright William Shakespeare- Your mom.

"LUNA! GET YOUR CLOTHES ON! WE'RE GOING TO PONYVILLE!" Celestia shouted in the royal voice.

The group excluding Pinkie had moved to carousel boutique and I was grinning. "I think Celestia and Luna are coming." Rarity was busy sewing the final parts of my suit.

"Aaand, done." Rarity said. "What do you think darling? Do you like it?" I looked in the mirror and loved the look.

"Rarity there are no words to describe how wonderful you made this suit. I feel like it's missing one key thing." I looked around the room and spotted the perfect hat. It was a black fedora with white pinstripes and a gray band. I placed the hat on my head and did a spin. "What do ya think?"

"It just ties the whole thing together. If you'll excuse me I have to get ready myself."

The other girls re-entered the room and looked beautiful. I wolf whistled and they all blushed. "Where did you get those things and how fast can I get them off of ya?"

Twilight spoke up, her hair tied into a bun and wearing a blue dress with star sequins. "These are the dresses that we took to the grand galloping gala. Rarity held onto them for us in case we needed them again. You look pretty swank yourself Mickey."

"Baby, I can make anything look good." I winked at them. I spotted Rainbow tugging on her dress. "Something wrong Dash?"

"My dress is so restrictive I can't move my wings." She complained.

"You look....20% cooler in that dress."

"Really?"

"I like it. I like all of them, they really bring out your features."

"Thanks Mickey, you really look great in that suit I love the hat." Rainbow said. When she finished her sentence Rarity came out of the dressing room with her hair let down and in a sparkling red dress I'd be lying if it didn't turn me on.

"We ready to go girls?" Rarity asked. "Michael are you alright?"

"Uhhhh........" I replied.

"Beg pardon?" She asked.

I shook my head and opened the door, "Sorry madam, ladies first." We got out of the boutique and I said. "Look out Ponyville, here comes the Sexy Squad." The girls giggled at that. It didn't take us long to reach the party in the town square there was a banner spanning from building to building that said. 'Welcome to Ponyville and Equestria Mickey!' It brought a smile to my face. Pinkie ran up and hugged me.

"Do you like it? Huh? Huh?" Pinkie asked.

I took Pinkie's arm spun her then dipped her. "Baby it's an instant classic." I stole a quick kiss and then spun her into her friends that caught her. "Now if you'll excuse me I have a party to enjoy." I walked off.

"Pinkie? Sugarcube? Are you alright?" AJ asked.

"Yeah." Pinkie sighed.

"I can't believe it, it's like a whole new side of Mickey has opened up." Twilight said.

"Yeah, he's....sexy." RD said.

"Smooth." AJ said.

"Classy." Rarity continued.

"Happy." Pinkie added.

"Adventurous." Fluttershy finished.

"He's incredible." They all said at the same time.

I was busy occupying myself on the dance floor, but my stomach had other plans so I made my way to the buffet table and started to pile on the fruits and vegetables, I like sweets on occasion but I'm an athlete too much of a good thing is a bad thing. I sat down and starting to eat my plate of food when there was a loud sounding of trumpets that cut off the music that was the life of the party.

"Now announcing their royal highnesses Princess Celestia Solaris and Princess Luna Selene."

The ponies all bowed and they made a beeline for the table I was sitting at. Celestia dropped the scroll in front of my plate.

"As you were my little ponies." Celestia commanded. "Really your mom?" She asked me as the party reignited.

"Nice to see you too Celestia."

"Princess Celestia." She said.

"I'll call you by your title when you earn my respect. Which so far you haven't" I countered. "Hello Luna."

"Michael."

"Still trying to get into my dreams?" I asked.

"No, I've given up on that."

"Still not taking the charm down."

"Buck."

"Take a seat ladies, enjoy the party. Take a load off, after all you deserve it running the country must be really difficult. Relax, I'll talk to you about what I said in the letter earlier and Celestia."

"What?"

"Nice range on the royal voice, I could hear it from here." I smiled and took off to find the girls. I ran into Zecora. "How's my favorite witch doctor doing on this fine evening?"

The zebra had her hair down and looked at me. "This party is really nice, though my drink could use some ice."

"You know you don't have to rhyme around me." Zecora rhymed when she wasn't comfortable, especially in public.

"Sorry Mickey, it's just the crowd makes me nervous." She whispered to me.

"Remember deep breaths and relax."

"Thanks."

"I'm always here for you." I said as I rubbed her back. Zecora and I were friends with benefits, she had a spell to keep her from conceiving a child whenever we fucked so it was all good. I set out to find the girls once again, I found them in a group around the corner chatting with each other.

"Hey Mickey, how'd it go with the princesses?" Twilight asked.

"It's still the same. I can't believe you are taking my side on this."

"I may be the princess's student but I don't hang on her every word. That was something I learned while with my friends."

"That's cool. I'm glad to know that you're not like the others."

"I think I know what you're doing."

"What would that be purplesmart?"

"You're interested in my friends and I but you don't want to make the others jealous."

"Got it in one."

"Well do you know about herding?"

"Little bit."

"Well the girls and I are a bachelorette herd. We never found the right stallion that piqued all of our interest."

"Until me."

"Yes, that's why we were talking in the corner."

"You the alpha?"

"Yes."

"Will this piss off the Princesses?"

"More than likely."

"Fuck it, I'm in."

"Really?"

"Yes."

Twilight turned back to the girls. "He said yes!" The next thing I knew I was tackled by Pinkie and was getting kissed all over the face.

"Mickey, I love it, I love you, I love the girl. YAY!"

"One condition." I said while AJ and RD got pulled Pinkie off me.

"Anything." Twi said.

"Invite Zecora." I said sitting up and dusting my hat off and placing it on my head. "She's got the hots for me and I promised myself that if I was ever invited into a herd that I would bring her along too."

"That's so sweet." Rarity commented.

"I'll go get her." Fluttershy said. "Ooh I'm so excited I could cheer ~yay~" That was so adorable I think my heart stopped for a second. I was suddenly grabbed and sat at a table between AJ and RD.

"Ladies." I said they were both glued to my sided.

"You know that we've been looking at you for a while." Dash said.

"We promised each other that we wouldn't try to do anything until we got ya' to open up." AJ commented. "But we both broke that promise so we wanted to make it up to ya'" I was wondering what they were talking about until they both put their hands down my pants.

"I also figured out that riddle. It's a stamp." RD whispered in my ear while cupping my balls in her hands and fondling them while AJ's hand was stroking my shaft and had her thumb make small circles on my dick head. AJ was licking on side of my neck while Dash got the other. I wrapped my arms around them and started to massage their outside tits.

"Who said that this had to be enjoyable for just me?" I said as my dick continued to grow. "Let's just watch ourselves. I have a few kinks, sex in public isn't one of them."

"Anythin' you say sexy." AJ agreed.

"I don't mind that." RD said.

"I'd also like to have my first time here with all my girls."

Rainbow started to nibble on my ear. "Aww, Rarity was right you are sweet." I was kneading their tits and started to roll their nipples around in my thumb and index finger.

"I loved you girls since the moment I saw you I just didn't know if you wanted me."

"In honesty I should've treated you better."

"I told you AJ all is forgiven. If you want to make it up to me you could blow me."

"Now?"

"Is there any better opportunity?"

"Good point." AJ went underneath the table and unzipped my fly, letting my cock spring free from it's cloth barrier. She took the head into her mouth and started to suck it in slowly. It was one of the best damn blow jobs I ever received her mouth slid along my shaft with ease and her mouth is so warm. I noticed Fluttershy coming back with Zecora.

"AJ better stop, Fluttershy is coming back." I said and AJ's head came back from underneath the table.

"That tasted good." She said.

"Just wait until later tonight. That'll be the main event."

"Can't wait."

"Neither can I, but for right now we're going to have to wait." I told the girls as they removed their hands and I zipped my pants back up. Zecora approached us and I stood up. "Hey Zecora."

"Greetings, Mickey."

"I wanted to ask you something."

"What ever could it be?"

"I think we should end this whole friends with benefits thing."

"Why?"

"Because I want to be more than just friends."

"You really mean it?"

"I pretty recently joined a herd, I don't think it'll be the same without you in it. So will you be my herdmate?" Zecora wrappedme in a hug and was tearing up.

"This is the best news I have ever received, thank you Mickey. Before I proceed there is something you need to know."

"Yes?"

"Once a zebra joins a herd and finds a mate they will stay by that mate forever."

"I don't mind forever. I'm not afraid to commit."

The party wrapped up very well and much to my enjoyment the princesses left. I never got to tell them my idea, but I was too happy. I finally found the ponies that love me for me. Zecora and The main six were chatting away so I pulled a chair out and sat in front of them. "So ladies I have one question left for you."

"Which is?" Twi asked.

"Your place or mine?" I asked the girls looked at each other.

"Yours" They said in unison.

When we arrived at my house I opened the closet in my bedroom then I looked at my bed. "Hey Twilight could you come in here for second?" She arrived soon on the lift.

"You've gotta patent that lift, I hate stairs." She said, "What do you need?" She asked. I poked my head out of my closet.

"Do you have a spell that will make my bed larger?"

"I'm on it." She said as she fired up her spell.

"Thank you, could you also get the other girls up here please?"

"Since you asked so nicely." She gave me a peck on the lips.

So I smacked her ass. "That dress better not come back up here."

"Yes, Sir." she purred and left while I stretched and cracked all the joints I possibly could. If you want to know what that magic viagra did to me lets just say the tip of my dick is poking out the right leg of my boxers, my boxers were halfway down my thigh. I heard the lift come back up and there were the girls I loved.

"Ladies." I smiled as I lay down on my bigger bed. They were all in lingerie that matched their coat colors. I was propped up on my elbows while AJ was on my left and RD on the right with Pinkie was positioned between my legs. I started to kiss AJ while my right hand slipped underneath Dash's panties as I started to finger her. Pinkie was sucking on my flaccid cock like it was her favorite lollipop. AJ, Pinkie and Dash took off their clothes while I ripped off my boxers. My cock was now at full attention at 13 inches, the girls were obviously excited. "Girls as much as I hate to say this I'm only one man. I'd rather take one or two at a time than the whole bunch."

"Don't worry Mickey we'll entertain ourselves while you are busy." Rarity said.

"Okay now you just want to torture me." I replied. The girls took their clothing off and started to pair up while AJ and Dash crawling over me. "Ready to start sucking AJ?"

Applejack licked her lips and eyed my cock. "I got a taste earlier now I want the whole thang'."

Rainbow looked at me. "What about me?"

"I'm going to eat you out." After I said that she practically flew over to me.

"Stallions don't usually eat a mare out." It was obvious she was excited.

"I'm not a stallion." I said as I licked her winking pussy, while AJ was working on my cock. Her hand pumping as she was bobbing her head slowly down. I inserted my tongue into her wet pussy while I inserted my middle finger into her anus.

"Damn that's hot." Twilight said while being eaten out by Rarity.

"Hey AJ hop up for a second." I said. AJ pulled my dick out of her mouth with a pop. "Ready for the ride of a lifetime Dash?"

"Yes."

"What's the magic word?"

"Yes please." She said as I positioned myself right below her anus.

"I know you want to be a wonderbolt so I'm gonna stick it in here." I finished by shoving my cock into her anus. She screamed in pleasure while I was pumping in and out of her.

"Oh shit, that feels so good. More." Dash asked. I complied and sped up my pace. While my hands reached the spot between her wings, and started to massage the area between her wings. "OH DAMN I'M CUMMING!" She screamed as she squirted all over my stomach.

"I never thought you would be a squirter Dash." I said while she leaned on me.

"I never have came that hard. Where did you learn to do that wing massage?"

"I picked up a few tricks." I said as AJ was waiting patiently. "I think it's AJ's turn now."

"Make her cum faster than you did me." Dash whispered in my ear before she joined the other girls.

I looked at the apple farmer. "Kids or no Kids?"

"I want you to give me your foals. Granny wants to see her great grand children before she passes and I'm gonna give her that chance." AJ said as she crawled up to my face and kissed me. I started to kiss her back, she positioned her pussy over my cock and slowly hilted the length. She finally got down to the base of it we were in the cowgirl position. Her pussy was so tight and warm a lot like her mouth. "Jus' gimme a sec. I need to get used to the size." I started to kiss her neck and knead her right breast while I sucked on the left. She started to move up and down while her breast bounced along with her. "Ha-h it's so smooth. goin' in an out." I placed my hands on her hips and she picked up the pace even more. "I'm almost there."

"Me too. Together?"

"You bet." She said as we picked up the pace once more, my balls were slapping against her. "OH MICKEY!

"AJ!" we shouted as we came together. My cock kept spewing out loads of cum to the point that it was spilling out of her pussy.

"Oh damn that felt good."