Nathan (Cell) P.O.V.

"Jeez, it's been awhile since I last saw Dillan, wonder how he's been doing?" Nathan said.

"'You know you can just summon him, and ask him yourself right?"' Cell said in my mind, I swear I'll never get used to him being there.

"Oh right," I said as I held up his token "Dillan, I summon you from beyond the multiverse, or whatever." I spoke, the portal was created and out of the portal was my best friend.

"Nathan?, hey man perfect timing, hold on a sec there's somepony I want you to meet," He said as he stuck his head back into the portal. He pulled his head back and another figure came through "Nathan this is my fiance Screwball, Screwy this is my friend Nathan," He said introducing the mare who had purple and white spiral hair, purple spirals for eyes, and light purplish pink fur.

"Hello, it's always nice to meet one of Dillan friends." she said to me.  

"The pleasure is all mine, and between you and me, you are one lucky mare if Dillan chose you to wed," I said "By the way I hope I'm invited to the wedding, because it always fills me with such happiness to know that a lucky couple is going to find happiness."

"Well, of course you're invited we can't have the wedding without one of the best men" he said with an evil like grin.

"Well I better show you my home now," I said "Thanks to Discord's powers that you gave me I was able to make the place a lot more livable." We walked until we were at the front door of my cave 2.0, "I hope you find the place to your liking." I stated.

"My daddy helped you with this place?" Screwball asked with awe in her tone.

"Well not exactly, you see Dillan was kind enough to splice a bit of my d.n.a. with that of your father's." I said. The place was a bit impressive if I do say so myself, my home had a simple yet welcoming presence with the walls painted blue while the ceiling was painted black, also the cave now had many rooms for various purposes such as the kitchen, a master bedroom (my bedroom), 7 guest rooms, three bathrooms, a room for the copy of Vegeta's space ship that I got from Kibito Kai, and finally the living room which of course was the biggest room in the new and improved cave.

"Wow, dude this is cool, by the way why did you summon me?" He asked me.

"Well I have a little... surprise for you, so I would like for you to wait in the living room and to close your eyes until I say to open them, ok?" I asked them.

"OK, I guess so just don't take too long, I was hoping to spar again I have a new... Ability to show you," he said as they sat down on the couch and closed their eyes. I ran to five of the seven rooms and knocked upon each door, they opened to reveal my five children, Cell Jrs. by look though each of them had a unique mindset and personality.

"Alright now children now I want you to be on your best behavior because we have guests here, and I want you to make a good impression on them, ok?" I asked, then my first born son decided to speak up about his concerns.

"Dad, why are there guests in the house?" He asked.

"They are here because I summoned them, and one of them happens to be my best friend  who has his fiance with him, so can I expect good behavior from you all?" I asked.

"Yes dad." They replied with a smile. We headed to the living room with my children right behind me.

"Alright guys, you can open your eyes now." I said.

They opened their eyes to see the six of us, they looked between me and the children before Dillan spoke "Sup little dudes, I'm Dillan you're dad is my friend and this is Screwball," he said motioning to his finance.

"Hello," she said.

"Do any of you want to spar with us?, I want see how strong you all are." He said to my children.

"Come on children, don't be rude to Dillan, introduce yourselves then answer his questions." I said and immediately they responded with my first child introducing himself first.

"Hello Mr.Dillan, my name is Mark." Mark began.

"I'm Cole, and where is the food, because I'm hungry again." Cole complained.

"The name's Delsin, by the way do you like Rock 'n Roll?" Delsin asked.

"Hello there, my names Delilah, and I have to ask, why do you have that weird watch on your wrist." Delilah asked, I wanted to see if I could make a daughter so I experimented a bit with my genetics and boom, one daughter.

"Hey my names is Matthew, so you said something about sparring right, well I bet I could kick your butt to next week!" Matthew proclaimed.

“Ha, I like him” Dillan said pointing to Matthew. “He reminds me of Rainbow Dash, the spunk is cool too, also” he said turning to Delilah “this is an ultimatrix it allows me to transform into different species, how about I demonstrate,” he asked turning to me “that ok with you?”

"Very well, though try to go easy on them when sparring because, believe it or not my children don't possess my Namekian regeneration ability." I said a bit of worry in my tone.

“Don't worry, it`ll be ok besides even if they die or lose a limb I can use the dragon balls to fix them,” he said with a smug grin.

"Fine, though I will be spectating until it's my turn." I said with a relieved sigh. So we all headed outside of the cave and then I used Instant Transmission to go to a place where there wasn't a single sign of life anywhere.

“Ok, now before we begin how about I show you one of the fighting aliens I can become, ultimatrix molecule” he said and in a bright flash of blue energy he was replaced with a blue version of... Me! “what you guys think,” he said turning to my children.

"That's cool, you can transform into our dad, but we still have a trick up our sleeves" Matthew said as he turned towards the other and huddled up to plan out their strategy and how to catch Dillan unaware of their new technique that I taught them myself. "Break!" they shouted as they charged full speed at Dillan.

“Well, well, well have a plan do we, to bad I never said I would stay in this form,” he said as he dodged them and landed where they were before, “ultimatrix Rugool,” he shouted before another blue flash and a new form was taken one that looked humanoid but with a tail. “so,” he stated “how about we get started for real?” he asked as he flew towards my children.

"Alright then, but we won't go easy!" They shouted as they charged at him again only this time instead of continuing their charge they disappeared using instant transmission, which caught Dillan unaware and started pounding on him with a flurry of kicks and punches.

“Hahahahaha” he laughed as loud as the canterlot voice after they stopped punching him.

“Is that the best you can do, c'mon I know at least one of you could actually hurt me,” he said walt's taunting them with a common wave from his hands.

"Please, if you think that's the best we can do, then you got another thing coming!" Delsin yelled, he was always the one with the short temper.

"Alright guys, I think it's time to put our plan into action." Matthew said.

"Right!" All of them said as they then did something that caught even me off guard.

"SOLAR FLARE!!" They shouted as a bright light then flashed, effectively blinding everyone that watched.

"Now!" I heard Mark said. Right after I hear the sound of their new and improved fusion technique that they modified themselves. After everyone got their vision back we saw one familiar outline that I immediately recognized as my child(ren).

“Well, this is interesting I didn't think you could pull off a fusion, then again I guess i shouldn't be surprised, looks like I'm going to have to put up a good fight” I heard Dillan say as his energy spiked,

“I hope you're prepared to fight a super saiyan three,” I heard him yell as he transformed into a  ss3 “ready to finish this little tussle.” he said getting into a battle stance.

"Alright, though you better be prepared to lose because our own dad has a hard time beating us!" They yelled in a voice that was a five part harmony of all of my children, I am proud to call them my children. They then rushed at Dillan with the intent on pummeling him, though it's going to take more than brute power to defeat their opponent.

Dillan blocked the punch that was heading for his head and soon they were both caught in a clash of punches, kicks, and blocks.

“You, are strong but I'm much more experienced!  ki haaa," he yelled sending them away as my children flew away Dillan used super speed to get behind them and knocked them into the ground, causing them to defuse.

“Well, that was fun” he said “and I didn't have to go full power,” he said walking over to us and kissing Screwball on the cheek. “Enjoy the show?” he asked her.

“Of course, it's always fun to watch you fight, but did you have to knock them into the dirt?” she asked him with a frown.

“Better than continuing and risk killing them.” he said with a serious expression.

"Yeah I'd have to agree, better to be safe than sorry," I said "Anyway now that they've had their turn, it's time you and I have our rematch." I said as I walked over to the battlefield and  asked my children "Ok kids I want you to go over there and to observe our match, ok?"

"Yes dad." They said and immediately flew over to the spot I wanted them to be, for this match is going to raise Hell.

"You ready?" I asked Dillan and got into my signature battle stance.

“You bet,” he said getting into his own battle stance “Oh before I forget, ultimatrix form lock code 1010” he said as I  heard a beep come from the ultimatrix “ok, let's do this” he said coming at me.

"Alright!" I said as I charged at him as well, we clashed fists and for a moment, time itself felt like it slowed down in that instant.

“Wow, dude you got even stronger than last time,” he said smiling at me “but you're not the only one,” he said as his energy spiked and reality started to ripple around him.

“Prepare your anus for a fight against a super saiyan god!” he screamed as his energy spiked even more at that moment his form became engulfed in red ki and lighting struck him, in an instant an atomic cloud was where he once was. When the smoke cleared he was covered in red ki, his hair was a light red, and his eyes were pure red, he also looked smaller.”well,” he asked with a smirk “what do you think Nathan?”

"Hahahahahahahahaa," I laughed "Yes excellent, this is to be a good match though even in this form you still can't beat me." I said.

"We'll see about that, I can still become stronger." He stated.

"Well I can't blame you for your confidence, however I do have to ask you one question... Do you remember Golden Frieza and SSGSS Goku and Vegeta?" I asked.

"Eeyup, I do it was an awesome fight but I should tell you at full I'm stronger than them." He stated with a grin.

"Well than you should know that I have their d.n.a. as well as King Cold's, and with the Cell providing me with extra power than I am one of the most powerful beings in the multiverse, now get ready for my own specialized transformation." I said and immediately I charged my ki which turned from a yellow aura with blue plasma to a mixture between Golden Frieza's aura and a SSGSS's aura, I was screaming at the top of my lungs and the whole world began to shake violently, finally I was done and my bio-armor turned from it's original colors to gold while my bio-helmet turned blue. "Now what was that about "preparing my anus" because as far as I can tell you're the one who needs infinite lube!" I shouted with a shit-eating grin plastered on my face.

"On my," he said "but you think I'm scared I'm not the only one you have to fight right now, ready Screwy" he shouted as he said this I sensed Screwball's energy spike just like Dillan's had when he fought my children, her fur became golden, her eyes became red, and the purple in her hair became pink I looked back to see Dillan having a smug look on his face.

"Ready, screwy it's time" he said tossing her an earring.

"Oh no you don't." I said as I flew to  earring was in mid air, caught it, and crushed it in my hand.

"You really think I didn't see that coming dude," He asked as I saw him standing next to Screwball handing her another earring "the first one was a decoy buddy." He said as they put the earrings on and in a bright flash were replaced with a being with black and pink spiral hair, with pure red eyes, and red tinted gold fur.

"Hello, I'm Screwllan nice to meet ya." they said.

"Hello, you do realize that it rhymes with Krillin, implying that you are just as weak as him," I said "besides I know I'm stronger than you even now because I can do this," as I channeled my ki from the foes that I had absorbed over the course of the whole year from the Unitard Trio to Majin Buu, then lightning cracked the sky and then I exploded with a yell and a flash of green energy after the flash subsided I was standing there with the added power of a LSS that I got from Broly. "Now this planet can't survive our  our match

however I made a special pocket dimension so that we can fight at our full potential without destroying the planet." I stated.

"OK, this will be fun. Also that Krillin comment not true I have the combined powers of a SSG and a SS3 so yeah not weak." They said as they began charging their combined energy. Their ki exploded in a rainbow of colors and finally stopped leaving them with a dark blue energy with their hair going down their back.

"OK, let's go," they said to me.

"If that's all the power you got then I'm about to pound you so hard, your mother is going to be jealous, but enough talk time to go to a world of pure... Perfection" I said as I transported myself, Screwllan, and my children to the pocket dimension I like to call the Dead Zone.

"Nice place," they said " but you should really think before talking you know, because now I am mad, no one talks about my mother and seeing as she hates you in this world it will come back to bite you!" They yelled as there power returns to a rainbow aura and their hair returned to the way it was before but with a light green Aura, pure black eyes, and lime green fur.

"Oh this is gonna be good." I said as we charged at each other with as much force as possible, I don't know about them, but I still have a lot more power that I'm holding back than I let on.

"So are we" they said into the sky I looked with a confused expression.

"Oh yeah," I said as a revelation struck the gears in my head "You can break the fourth wall do to the fact that you have Discord's d.n.a and/or you were trained by Pinkie."

"Both and since we're combined it's twice as awesome." They said with a grin. They charged at me and teleported behind me knocking me into the ground.

"Cheap shot there, but let me ask you a question... Do you remember Janemba?" I asked.

"Oh... Shit," they said looking at me with excitement "you have his d.n.a don't you?" They asked

"Not exactly, you see after my battle with 100% Frieza, Kibito gave me another gift, for every person or people I fight I get all of their powers, but NONE of their weaknesses!" I yelled letting them figure out revelation will strike their brain.

"So... You have our powers too?" They said with a look of slight fear in their eyes.

"Yep and here's the real kicker... Not only that, I also get their memories and I can predict the opponent's next move no matter how random they are, heck I once predicted the next set of moves from 10 different DEADPOOL'S!" I shouted.

"Prove it who's my mother the one I mentioned earlier?" they said with curiosity.

"Depends on which one, is it Screwball's or is it Dillan's?" I asked with a hint of cockyness in my tone.

"Both," they said with a series expression.

"Screwball's mother would be Fluttershy and Dillan's mother would be Luna." I stated in a calm demeanor.

They could not stop smiling "OK, we believe you and just to let you know, that is if you're interested Screwball is actually around 15 or 16 Fluttershy adopted her just like Luna did for Dillan, cool right?" They said with the smile still on their face.

"Lucky you, and did you know that after the fight with SS2 Gohan I found out my sister had Cancer when I went to the high school party." I said with a serious look on my face and a sad smile.

"On no is she alright or... Did she pass?" They asked with a worried look.

"She had to go through many treatments, but ultimately she would die the day after the party, and when I asked her if she was worried about it, but she said to me 'I don't care if I die now or tomorrow morning, but as long as you're with me it doesn't matter because you are the kindest brother a little sister could ask for.' and as Dillan well knows I disappeared on the night of the party, if I had one regret in my entire life, it's that I wasn't there when my sister needed me the most." I said a single tear running down my cheek though I quickly wiped it away.

"Oh, my Faust I'm so sorry Nathan... Listen we don't want to spar anymore this talk has brought back some bad memories for both of us." They said with tears going down face. "Is, that OK?"

"Alright then, let's power down and head back to the house." I said as I turned back to normal.

"Right, let's go" they said with a solemn face as they turned back to normal and took off the earrings turning back into Dillan and Screwball both with tears on their faces.

"Are, you going to be ok?" Screwball asked me.  

"Yeah I will, though if 1,200 years in stone has taught me anything, it's that you can't dread on past mistakes, you have to look at what's in front of you right now and where you're gonna go from there." I said with a sad smile.

"True however it doesn't have to be that way," Dillan said with a knowing look in his eyes "but let's get back to the real world, sorry for making you bring us here for nothing."  

"Couldn't have agreed more, and I don't mind bringing you here, in fact once we get back I'll Instant Transmission us back to my house cave." I said as I used my Draconequus powers to get back to real reality then I used Instant Transmission to bring us back to my place.

"Hey before we go in I have a surprise for you Nathan," I heard Dillan say "you have helped me more than you know so it's my turn to do you a favor my friend, ultimatrix Cordio" he said and in an instant he transformed into a namekian who wore a similar suit as Piccolos but blue. He pulled out a small sack and dumped its contents on the ground before using an energy from his hand to transform the small rock like circles into orange spheres "Shenlock, we summon you to grant our wishes," after he said it they started to glow and a bright flash a giant dragon with demon wings appears.

"You who has disturbed my slumber, speak your wishes now" he said

"Go ahead Nathon you have three wishes to use"  Dillan said to me.

"Alright, Shenlock! My first wish is for you to bring my sister back to life as an android, like me!" I shouted.

"You're wish is granted" Shenlock said and in a bright flash a female version of android 17 was standing in front of us.

"Wwwhere am I? Why am I tall and why are their weird people in front of me?!" She said, even  though she looked different I could recognize that voice anywhere.

"Sis it's me, Nathan." I said tears of joy freely falling down my face, and I can tell that she recognized me by the one name that she cared about more than anything in her past life.

"Nathan? Is that really you?!" She said awe, disbelief, and joy hardly contained in her voice.

"Explanations later we don't want to piss off a draconic demon god," Dillan said smiling at our reunion "you have two wishes left don't waste them, also no immortality I band it from these ones."  

"Alright, for our second wish I want two bags that contain 15 senzu beans, and no matter how many are used it will always be full of 15 senzu beans!" I shouted.

"You're wish is granted now speak you're next wish!" He said as his eyes glowed and the bags appeared.

"Alright here is one bag for you and one bag for me." I said with a smile on my face.

"Thanks I appreciate it," Dillan said to me "what are you gonna do with the last wish you have?" He asked

"Well, what do you think should I wish for the sun and moon to move by themselves in the exact same pattern as earth or..." I let the question hang in the air for Dillan to decide.

"You mind If I make a wish," he said with a devious smile.

"Alright, but it better not be that you wish to be stronger than me otherwise I'm gonna call on that cheating bullshit, ok?" I asked

"Ok Shenlock I wish Nathan had a dragon radar!" He shouted.

"Alright that is fine with me though for a second there I thought you were gonna wish that me and my sister would no longer be blood relatives or something like that." I said with a joking yet suspicious look.

"Your wish has been granted speak your fourth wish creator" he said catching everyone off guard.

"Wait... What! We get a fourth wish!" I said pretty dumbfounded.

"No, we get five," he said making me fall on my ass.

"Well what do we wish for then?" I asked.

"Simple, Shenlock I wish this world had dragon balls that doesn't need a creator to survive." He said surprising us again.

"Your wish is granted" Shenlock said summoning seven identical orbs  to Nathan's hands.

"Cool now I got dragon balls, and we have the dragon radar, and the senzu bean bags, what else could we possibly wish for?" I asked Dillan

"Simple, Shenlock I wish this planet's Celestia and Luna knew the truth about Nathan and what happened 1,200 years ago!"  He screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Your final wish has been granted, farewell" Shenlock said as he disappeared into light, however instead of flying off, the stones stayed where they were.

"Thanks man, for everything," I said being as grateful as I can be "and may you live a long, happy life together."

"Don't mention it man and remember just cause tia and lulu know the truth, doesn't mean they'll believe it, also I have to tell you something else," he said as he turns back.

"Yeah I know tia and lulu won't believe, all I could ever ask of them is to know the truth, so what else do you wish to tell me?" I asked.

"Well, during my Cadence and  Shining Armor wedding I... Kind of died, and the ultimatrix had to reconstruct my form using these of the closest d.n.a, this isn't my real form anymore." He said as his body began to fade away to be replaced with a similar body that had light blackish grey hair, dragon like eyes and demon wings out the back.

"I resented telling you right away because I was afraid you wouldn't believe it was me and try to kill me or something." He said with an apologetic smile.

"It's ok man, and besides after the whole Deadpool thing, nothing and I mean nothing surprises me anymore." I said with a smile.

"Oh yeah well what if I told you not only can your dragon balls do everything mine can do, even the five wishes but with the edition of separating you and evil Cell?" He said  

"While that would have been paradise to me, I have to decline, I don't know everything, but I can tell I'm slowly changing his point of view on things." I said "'Oh yeah right, you just wished back you're sister to plow into her!"' Cell yelled 'SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN, it's not like that you bastard' I mentally screamed.

"Cell, you really have a sick mind man." Dillan said facepalming.

"'What?! It's not my fault he was thinking it!'" Cell retorted 'I swear to god/faust if you don't shut up, I will kill you slowly and painfully until you cease to EXIST!' I mentally screamed.

"Oh, hahahaha that explains that whole not blood related wish thing, dude your fucked up in the grand sent you." He laughed at my misfortune.

"Hey man you gave that devious smile, and I didn't know what the fuck was going on in that head, besides I bet you were thinking we were gonna have an ORGY! Weren't you? Weren't you, motherfucker?!" I retorted back at him while Dillan was furiously blushing. All the while Screwball, my sister, and my children were going back into the house.

"You know what man, that is so fucked up I'm not going to respond, let's go in for the night I'm starving and need sleep, also not cool man my fiancé is with me remember." He sighed as he starts walking to my house as well.

"Hey man, blame it all on Cell man, not me because he's the one that started this WHOLE mess." I said and in the back of my head I could hear Cell saying "Fuck you Nathan!" over and over, so I decided to RickRoll him and sure enough that got him to shut up.

"You know Nathan I think Cell might be gay, he did say fuck you a lot to you.". He said as we entered my house.  

"Nah, that's not the case because I just had a look in his mind, and the reason he decided to shut up is because he hates that song so much he was screaming bloody murder as soon as I played in my head, but eventually he learned that as long as he doesn't disrespect me too much, he won't have to listen to the song." I stated.

"What song?, also anyone want pizza?" He asked everybody in the room.

"Yeah it's simply called the Rick Roll and it's not really song that hurts him, it's the guy who sings it, and I want pizza too, so wait for me." I complained.

"Anyone else?" He asked

"I'll have some." Screwball said

"I'll second on that option." Mark replied with a light smile.

"OH YEAH, PIZZA FOR DINNER! JINX! DOUBLE JINX!! TRIPLE JINX!!!" Delsin and Cole yelled, I have to admit they remind me of myself when I was young.

"Well they are your kids so to speak." Dillan said to the ceiling

"Yup." Screwball commented.

"Oh by the way, Nathan, who is the mother of these fine children?" My sis asked. Oh God I wish she hadn't asked that question, too many horrible experiences as Dillan and Screwball snickered  

*Flashback*

"Oh God!!!" I screamed as the pain was unbearable. "I thought you said this process wouldn't hurt?!" I screamed at Cell.

'"Oh it doesn't hurt... for me at least."' Cell said with what I believe is the biggest shit-eating grin, (for someone stuck in my head) I think possible.

"YOU'RE A FUCKING BIIIIITTTTCCH!!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

'"Oh don't worry, one's already out.... you only got four more to go."' Cell said with a smug tone.

"This is worse than the time when every single one of the Meta-Coolers kept kicking me in the dick, why did they keep kicking me in the DICK!?!" I yelled.

"Hey, all I know is that it sucks to be you." Cell replied.

"I hate you so goddamn much right now." I said.

*Flashback End*

"Cell you're a dick man." Dillan said trying not to laugh as Screwball was crying from laughter.

"Oh go ahead Screwball, laugh it up now, but when you're giving birth to children and you scream bloody murder, I'll be the one laughing." I stated and that got Screwball to stop her laughing.

"OK!" Dillan yelled as he turns into an anthro pony that looked a little like Screwball but with black and blue spiral hair, black eyes , and blue fur. "Time for pizza." He said summoning a wood burning pizza oven

"You still didn't answer my question Nathan... Who is the mother?!" She said with a bit more force.

"Ugh fine... I'm the mother." I said in the calmest tone I possibly can give.

"Soooo... You're gay then?" She  asked.

"N, -no I'm not gay..." I started to say but she cut me off.

"Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with that." She stated, as Dillan and Screwball fell on the floor laughing at my situation.

"No, I'm the one who gave birth to them, so I'm both their father AND mother," I yelled

"And stop laughing before you two look like mime's having strokes." I said and they stopped since I just said one of the most emo things, ever.

"Sorry, we were laughing at how..." Dillan paused and looked around. "How... God yes, god described your situation to others." He said

"Yeah, sorry." Screwball said.

"It's ok, by the way now that I think about, sis will you do us the honor and tell them your name?" I asked.

"Oh right, my name is Mina." She said.

"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance Mina, my name is Dillan, and this is my fiancé Screwball." Dillan said introducing them.

"Hi, nice to meet you." Screwball said.

"Nice to meet you all too. By the way brother, I want to ask one thing, what happened all those years ago, and how did you end up here?" She asked.

"Well it's a long story that we could discuss over dinner, and by the way, what type of pizza would everyone like to have?" I asked them.

"We can all have different ones, the pizza oven makes any kind of pizza by asking it, and it will create them for free, watch." Dillan said going over to the oven.

"Pizza oven ultimate cheese pizza large," he said and a few seconds later a large pizza box popped out  and he hands me a slice. "Try it see if you like it, it has every single kind of cheese on it." He said as I took a bite.

"Alright, though even though this is a totally unrelated subject, I have to ask everyone politely to NOT call Delilah a little girl, ok?" I asked.

"Why, would we, I can tell she's mature for her age." Dillan said.

"Yup." Stated Screwball.

"Why not, I mean what's the worse that can happen," she asked totally unaware of the consequences "Hey Delilah, what pizza should I get?" Mina asked.

"I would recommend the ultimate cheese, or the meat lover's pizza, and if you are vegetarian you could try the vegetarian pizza." Delilah stated.

"Thanks, little girl." Mina said, Oh God help us all, because at that moment, Delilah went berserk and it was at that moment Mina knew... She fucked up.

"FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU!!!" Delilah screamed.

"Everyone hold Delilah back before she kills my sister, and sis what have I told you?!" I said try my best to hold back Delilah, but it wasn't enough.

"I'm sorry, I was just curious, that's all!" She yelled.

"Don't worry, I've got this." Dillan said as he clapped his hands together and put them on the floor and in an instant Delilah was wrapped in steel beams and held down with diamonds immobilizing her. He turns to Mina and walked over.

"What the fuck! You could have killed us all." He screamed. "When Nathan said not to call her that what did you think would happen!?"

"I thought she would just throw a tantrum or something, I didn't know she would do that!" Mina yelled.

"Um, I don't mean to interrupt, but that's not going to hold her down for long." I said.

"Oh, right ultimatrix Catastrophe." In a flash he turns into a draconequus and hypnotized her into forgetting what her aunt said.

"There, now she won't remember." He said returning the room to normal and turning back. "Let's talk about something else, anything else." He said annoyed.  

"Well, at least we stopped my daughter's blood rage." I said.

"What's a blood rage? And why can't I remember anything?" Delilah asked.

"Don't worry about that sweetie, all we need to do now is to get our dinner, does that sound like a plan?" I asked Delilah.

"Sure dad." She said, and so we each got our large order of pizza from the oven, sat on the table, and started eating.

"Hey, Nathan could we sleep here tonight after today's events I don't really like going back and explaining  everything to Twilight." Dillan asked as he ate his meat lovers pizza.

"Hey, I don't care about that, but just to let you know, the bed's was created to let one person sleep." I said.

"Hello," he said "Screwball and I can both use chaos magic, also as a thank you, you can keep the oven, but I put a timer on it so each person can use it once a day." He said to me.

"Thanks for the oven, though I would strongly ask that you don't use the chaos magic please? Because I fought Discord using the chaos magic I got from you, but after that it took a long time to fix everything up and a lot of willpower at that." I said.

"Ok, and since this place was made by chaos that rules out the magic of the elements..." He thought outloud.

"Well you two could take the two guest rooms I have left, and Mina can take the couch." I said.

"Oh hell no, there is NO way I'm sleeping on the couch!" She yelled.

"Well it's not like there are any rooms available." I argued.

"Sure there is, I'm sleeping in the master bedroom, with you." She said, those words made me blush furiously.

"Why, this is my house and I insist that you go on the couch!" I demanded.

"Hello." Dillan yelled in a distorted voice "you two are overlooking the fact that Nathan has dragon balls now, just use two wishes, one to make a bigger bed for me, and Screwy to share and one to make them stay in place then save the rest of the wishes for an emergency!" He shouted

"Yes, thank you Dillan!" I said glad that he thought up the plan.

"Well, I bet you don't want to share the master bedroom with me, because you would probably give in and rape me, afterall how long has been since you had sex, oh right, never!" She yelled, just the thought of that was so stupid that I had an aneurysm accompanied by a furious nosebleed. Not because I was perverted.

"You sound a little disappointed Mina." Dillan said with a smirk causing her to become as red as an Apple, and I saw Dillan wink at me telling me he had my back.

"The reason why I suggested that was because ever since he went to high school, we stopped sharing beds, unlike when we were kids." Mina said.

"Doesn't explain the why you sounded most disappointed at the fraze 'you would probably give in and rape me!'". He said

"Well, when he went to high school he said that it was weird for siblings to share the same bed, and started telling me stuff about 'sex ed' though I didn't really pay to much attention until they mentioned rape in the news." Mina explained.

"So... You want him to rape you?" He said with a blank face.  

"Well to be honest I just said that to embarrass him into taking my idea." She said. That made my nose bleed worse.

"You know, you're not really helping your case ya know." He said as Screwball tapped him on the shoulder.

"Come On hunny, leave the matter alone for me." She said with puppy dog eyes, and I saw Dillan stiffen up.

"Yes dear." He responded.

"No, please I need a lawyer right now, and also that nosebleed was from the stupidity of this case!" I said.

"So, you have a crush on me, don't you?" Mina said. In that moment my nosebleed just kept gushing out and I fell to the floor.

"On shit," I heard Dillan say "I'll give him a senzu bean, also I noticed the excitement in that question Mina, you have one on him don't you?" He said giving me the senzu.

"Yeah, I suppose I do," she admitted "He always stuck up for me when I was bullied, always taking care of me, he was there when I hit rock bottom." She said, I ate the senzu, but as soon as it healed it started up again with me blushing.

"No, not true, please Dillan, you've got to help me, please?!" I begged.

I saw a devious grin appear on his face "Don't worry man I'll help you just let me use the dragon balls." He finished saying with an evil smile.

"I don't trust that smile, but if you can help me I'll accept it, but you better not pull a Twisted Metal Calypso on me and screw me over with your help, got it?" I asked.

"Ok, but it'll be her," pointing to Mina "who screws you not me, I ain't gay." He said with a chuckle.

"You are a sick BASTARD, you know that?!" I yelled at him.

"Why did I agree to marry you?" Screwball said facepalming

"Because you love my craziness, I'm chaotic remember." He said as he kissed her.

"True." She said kissing him back.

"OK time for the wishes let's go." He said going outside while holding the door for us.

"I got the dragon balls." I said.

"Good, you have to summon it and give the dragon a name, then I'll take over OK?" He informed me.

"Alright, but what should I name him?" I asked.

"How about Persona?" He said shrugging his shoulders.

"Yeah that should do," I said as I put the dragon balls on the ground and shouted "We summon you to grant our wishes, great dragon Persona!!!" The dragon balls glowed and in another bright flash the dragon appeared, the dragon itself was Red,Gold, and Black, also it had four large, tree trunk like arms, and its face was that of a mixture of Porunga's horns and Shenron's head It spoke in a deep voice that sounded like Darkness and Light could speak at the same time."Speak your wishes, so that I may grant them, you only have five." He said.

"Ok,Persona we wish for a bed big enough for me and my fiance Screwball to sleep on!" Dillan shouted.

"Very well, a peculiar wish, but I shall grant it." Persona said as his eyes glowed red for a second, then stopped.

"OK, hey Mina come over here for a sec." He said.

"Alright, Dillan" Mina said, I hope he doesn't tell my sister what to wish for.

I saw him begin whispering to her so I couldn't hear.

"OK, we know you have a crush on your brother, however you're blood related so I'm gonna make you my sister instead so you can do whatever you want to Nathan, that OK with you?" They were still whispering but I saw Dillan grin as my sister yelled.  

"Persona, I wish that I was Dillan's sister instead, so that I maybe with my true love Nathan!" She shouted. My heart dropped to the deepest bowels of hell.

"Wait! I didn't say this was ok!!!" I yelled, but I heard the words that I was afraid of hearing.

"Your wish has been granted!" Persona shouted.

"What the hell Dillan," I yelled as I knocked him upside the head "I thought you had my back!!!"

"Persona, I wish no one can undo the previous wish no matter what along with this one!!!, and I do dude I know how you feel about her, besides you gave me the idea when we used my dragon balls." He said with a smirk.

"You better prepare yourself, because tomorrow we are going to fight, and I will whoop your ass," I yelled "besides couldn't you have wished that she would forget this love for me?!"

"Your wish is granted!" we heard Persona say.

"Dude do you remember when I said that rules out the magic of the elements back at the table?" He asked me.

"Yeah, I remember, why?" I asked.

"Because  I can harness each of the abilities that come with them, and their powers let's say for example honesty, I could tell that you were lying whenever you tried to defend yourself, when we were making fun," He said, "you love you're... My sister don't you, and don't try to lie." He said with a serious face.

"Alright you got me, I do," I admitted "but can you at least call Mina a stepsister considering she was my sister first?" I asked.

"You got it but hey at least now you can be together." He said smiling.

"Yeah, I guess, hey wait, what Persona was talking about "your wish has been granted!" What did he mean by that?" I asked with a serious face.

"Oh.. I told him to make it so no one could undo the previous wish along with the wish that stopped the stopping wish." He said looking away.

"No, that can't be it because I didn't say I wish for that wish to be undone, but I accidentally said that I wished that she would forget her... Love for me!!!" I said revelation plastered on my face.

Just then she looked at me with a strange face and said in a whisper "Nathan, I forgot how I feel about you, and I don't know why, but every time a memory comes up about how I feel about you, it comes out... blank." But no one heard her as it was barely above a whisper.

"Don't worry man I made that wish before you made yours watch." He said. "Persona how many wishes do we have left?" He asked, and we all turns to him for the answer.

"You, have one wish left." He said

"Well fuck." Dillan stated.

"We have to save the wish for an emergency so, Persona! We would like to save that wish..." But Dillan cut me off.

"Persona! I wish my dragon balls were fully operational again!" He yelled.

"I'm sorry, but I cannot interfere in the matters of other dragons, especially when it comes to restoring their power, for it would cause calamity far greater than this planet knows now, wish for something else." Persona stated.

Dillan looked deep in thought until his eyes shot open.

"Then could you make it so the two sets of dragon balls could combine power to form a fusion dragon or could you take my wishes to Porunga and/or Shenron?" He asked.

"The fusion between dragons is only theoretical, and could destroy both of us, as for the matter about bringing your wishes to the dragons named Porunga and Shenron I must decline for I have already said that I cannot interfere with other dragons." Persona said

"Damn it, I was hoping to fix Mina's memories but... I got it!" Dillan exclaimed.

"What is it?" I asked Dillan.

"Persona I wish for you to teleport me and Nathan to New Namek!" He yelled.

"Your wish is granted." Persona said as the world began to fade away.

                     Dillan`s point of view

Everything was dark and cold I couldn't see anything, I tried to look around but I couldn't see in the darkness.

“Hello, anyone here?” I asked no one in particular. I sighed thinking about what happened

I asked Persona to send us to New Namek, so why am I here, and were`s here, and where did Nathan go?

“Well, well if it isn't Dillan, what are you doing hear?” I heard a voice say behind me, I turned around to see… “Double D!?” I said with excitement “Thank god/faust someone I know, where are we and where`s Nathan?”  

“He`s in the real world, on planet New Namek… when you made that wish on Persona you and Nathan were teleported into a lake, you hit your head.” he said with a lazy demeanor.

“Wait, what I`m dead!!!” I yelled.

“No, you idiot we're just in your head, Nathan saw you sinking, and pulled you out you'll wake up soon. But how about we spar to pass the time?” he asked

“Thank the lords, and yeah let's spar.” I said getting into a battle stance. We kept going for four hours until we were both exhausted.

“Dude you got a lot stronger.” Double D said

“Thanks, but you almost had me there.” I said as the world around us started to fade away.

“Not again!!!” I shouted as everything got really bright.

I looked around to see Nathan looking at me with a relieved expression.

“Uhh, hi” I said.

"Hey man, you ok?" He asked

“Yeah, What did I hit my head on?” I asked him.

"A rock." He said nonchalantly.

“Wow, that must have been funny to watch,” I said with a smirk “By the way you have the dragon radar right?”

"Oh fuck, I left it back home!" He yelled.

“Ok, then I`ll just… do you sense that!?” I asked.  

"Yeah, it feels... Familiar yet at the same time..." He said leaving the sentence to hang in the air.

“Different… Oh hell I know who those energies belong to!!!” I yelled.  

"Well, I think we're fucked, because do you remember how Frieza could access the Golden form, and that it only took four months?" He asked.

“Yes… but dude that isn't all, you see about a month or two after we met I was training in my saiyan form and… He came to my equestria.  I said with pride.

"Who, wait you don't mean... Beerus do you?" He asked.

“Yes, I do and not only that he asked me to spar with him…  you see the month before he came me and Screwy were sent to another equestria and she got killed, we were surrounded by saiyans charging their energy and do you know what happened?” I asked him

"Let me guess... That's how you became a super saiyan god, right?" He asked.

“Right again my friend, but they didn't give me their energy, I stole it I was so pissed at who killed her I went beserk,” I informed him. “Can you guess who killed her?”    

"Frieza?" He asked.

“You're good at guessing, yes except he fled when I was about to kill him, anyway Beerus sensed my power and he decided to train me.” I looked at him, and he had a look of shock.

"Wow, you are one lucky devil, aren't you?" He questioned.  

“Demon technically, but that's not all, when he was training me… I almost destroyed the multiverse.” I said with him looking at me in disbelief.  

"Yeah I get," he said recovering his composure "I almost destroyed the multiverse too while I was fighting Janemba." He said.

“That was some fight, I saw everything thanks to Whis… anyway what I mean is I created a new super saiyan form just because of my hatred for Frieza, I created the Galactic Super Saiyan God, imagine a super saiyan that absorbed three billion galaxies then multiply that by three thousand, and you've only just begun to unlock the full power.” I said with no emotion.    

"Not only that, but because of our fight..." He said letting me do the thinking, I swear he has to do this stuff himself.

“No.” I said “You can't handle that much power, I can because Beerus, and Whis trained me to do so, Yes you can access that level but if you do you'll die, not just physically but spiritually, and you won't be able to be revived its beyond the powers of all the dragon balls combined, so promise me you will only use it as a last resort. I`ll see if master Beerus, and Whis will train you too, ok?” I told him flat out.

"Alright, but don't count me out just yet, I may die, but if it's for a cause I believe in, then I'll happily sacrifice my soul." He said with a sad but genuine smile.

“You mean like protecting Mina from dieing?” I said with a smile.

"You know me too well it would seem," he said "anyway, how about this, you get Frieza, and I get Cooler and Cold?"

"Well, I don't think we'll have to do it alone, do you sense the other energies?" I asked him.

"Yeah, now that you mentioned it, I do." He said.

"Nathan, those are the energies of the saiyans and others that I met when I became a super saiyans god, lucky us." I said as I took off flying.

"Yeah, I'll say!" I heard him yell as he followed me.

"OK," I said still flying. "Ultimatrix cyclone." I said shifting into my chaos pony state. "Here, we'll need this," I said summoning the dragon radar into Nathan's hands then turning back.

"Thanks, you want to know why I gave you Frieza, while I get Cooler and Cold?" He asked me.

"So I can take my time with my revenge?" I stated.

"Yep, and the reason I'm getting Cooler is because I will get revenge for the Dick incident, by kicking him in the dick!" He yelled.

"OK, then why don't we both go after Cold after we kill his kin, that way we can have him watch as revenge for him being a tyrant to the multiverse, I still have the earrings from earlier." I said holding them up for him to see.

"Yeah, I like that strategy, kill the two bastards, then go after their baby back bitch of a father," he said "and even though we have the earrings, I still don't have ears."

"Then fusion dance?, I can transform into Molecule." I said.

"By the way, how did you get into the same form as me? I thought you were supposed to take the shape of my Imperfect form?" He asked.

"During training, master Beerus took me to otherworld in order to train with King Kai, 17, and 18 escaped hell and were terizing him and Bubbles, so I turned into Molecule and ate them so to speak." I explained.

"Alright, so you're from dimension is in the same one as Mirai (Future) Trunks am I right?" He asked.

"Yes, and no, you see it's a pocket dimension version of Equestria, because I met good versions of them in heaven." I told him. "I was curious to see what it looked like so master Beerus pulled some strings, I met all of the z fighters."  

"Cool, but we better use Instant Transmission to get to our destination faster!" He yelled.

"Good idea!" I yelled.

"Thanks, I'll meet you there!" He yelled back as he used Instant Transmission to get to our destination.

I looked to where he had been and thought 'what the fuck man.' I put my fingers to my head and teleported right next to Nathan.

"Thanks for ditching me, how'd you know I could use Instant Transmission?" I asked him.

"Fourth wall breaking action, that's how." He replied.

"Damn you original Dillan why you gotta suck at writing!!!" He yelled into the sky, a few seconds later on we heard a voice in our heads 'fuck you that's why, you are me so you just insulted yourself sherlock now get on with the story'.

"Hey, if you're done yelling at your original self, we've got bigger issues." He said pointing to the figures on the ground.

I looked down to see Frieza, Cooler, and Cold standing in front of the Namekians and my other friends along with the z fighters.

"I thought they were dead?,oh wait Aj got displaced as a Namekian never mind." I said

"Well your eyes don't deceive you in this matter, their alive and from what I can tell, they're a lot stronger." Nathan said.

"It's a miracle Krillin isn't useless for once!!" I shouted as Krillin killed one of the Ginyu Force. "It's just Guldo but hey he still did it by himself."

"Yeah I'm surprised Krillin is here in the first place, but hey it ain't my business." Nathan said.

"He probably tagged along to train in the gravity ship, how about we sit back and watch to see what they can do, I have my senzu with me so we can heal anyone that gets hurt, and if anyone dies well... Dragon balls, that OK?" I asked him.

"You are an evil genius sometimes, and that's an aspect I respect." He said.

"Well I am engaged to the princess of chaos mind you, and it's ironic now that I think about it." I stated.

"Well we better summon the popcorn and soda, 'cause this should be good." He said.

'Got you covered bro' we heard original Dillan say, in a flash we were in movie theater chairs that vibrated with popcorn and purple cups that radiates magic.

"Are these what I think they are?" Dillan asked.

'Yup.' Original Dillan said.

"Please tell me it has Cherry Coke?" asked Nathan.

"They can have whatever you want in them." I said. "They work just like that pizza oven I summoned for you, except, these I can't do for some reason." I told him.

"Well, get ready, 'cause the show's about to begin." He said.

I looked back to the seen and saw Krillin get killed by Jeice.

"Well... That was short lived, a double joke ha-ha." I laughed.

"Damn it Krillin, stop being Yamcha!!" He yelled.

I saw and sensed Goku's energy spike and knew what was coming.

"Shits about to hit the fan dude." I said to Nathan.

"What gave you that idea," he said rhetorically "By the way, should we tell the girls about this?"

"Tell them what?" I asked.

"My thoughts exactly." He said.

"By the way as for your rhetorical question earlier I'm going to get you for being a smart ass." I said evilly.

"Well it's not my fault you said that 'shits about to hit the fan', but hey I'm not judging" he smirked.

"Oh yeah? Tell me how do you feel about the way Pinkie talks?" I asked him as we watched Goku kill Jeice.

"If you want my opinion it's not that bad when you can break the fourth wall to, but if you're stuck existing in the fourth wall, than it's best left a mystery, otherwise you might as well have brain cancer, mind cancer, especially in Twilight's case." He replied.

I was thinking about his response until I saw Vegeta's face.

"Ha-ha, dude look, Vegeta looks so jealous." I said holding my sides.

"Wonder if it has anything to do with Goku stealing his kill?" He questioned.

"I think he's always been jealous of him, because he's always shown him up, you know?"

"Yeah, though now I don't know why considering that they should be equals now, since the last time I checked." He said.

"Well we don't know what happens in heaven ya know." I said.

"Yeah, though it could be from inadequacy in the bed or something." He said.

"You're messed up man." I stated as we heard a scream when we were talking Frieza knocked everyone to the side and broke Goku's arm.

"Hey it's just a thought, you never know what happens in heaven, right, besides maybe Bulma decided to cheat on Vegeta." He said.

"I doubt it, get away from them!!! Frieza!" I yelled as I rushed him and threw him into his brother and father.

"Remember me you bastard." I bellowed at him.

"Hey Cooler!! Remember when you had all those Meta-Coolers kick me in the dick, and all that horse shit!! Well I want to return the favor by KICKING YOU IN THE DICK!!!" Nathan yelled.

"What the hell!!!, not you." Frieza yelled in fear.  

"Oh well, that was all a misunderstandin..." He never got to finish as he was kicked in the dick at full force by Nathan. "Why!?!"

"What in the... Cell!?! What are you doing here, and who are you?" Goku asked.

"Not Cell, though I can see why you would mistake me, my name is Nathan, and I'm here to help you, and to get revenge on this asshole." He said pointing to Cooler still in the recovery position.

"As for me you already know, it's me Dillan, master Beerus' student, I met you in heaven remember?" Dillan said. "by the way, here's a bag of senzu." He said tossing the bag over to them.

"Sorry about Krillin, we should have stepped in sooner." I told Goku.

"Yeah, though two magic words can solve your problems... Dragon balls." He said.

Goku looked at us with hope and tears in his eyes.

"Wow.. I can't believe I forgot them." He said eating a senzu bean and passing the bag to this others.

"You leave them to us, free any Namekians and get them to safety." I told them.

"Yeah, it's about time we get a nice, little, warm up, God knows I need one." Nathan said.

"I know right, I'm so excited I might become a GSSG." I said.

"Yeah well, how about we stop talking, because I'm only here to kick ass and chew gum, and I just ran out of gum!" Nathan yelled as he grabbed Cooler by the head and threw him.

"Right, ultimatrix Rugool." I said turning into my saiyan form surprising everyone except Nathan, and the others that were at the lookout when I became a god.

"Frieza!! You're going to pay for killing Screwball!" I yelled as I kicked him into the air, then doing a backflip and followed him.

"That... Impossible!! There is no way you became a Saiyan!!!" Vegeta yelled at me.

"It's completely possible, the watch that was on my wrist allows me to become different aliens, including saiyans!!!" I yelled back as I kicked Frieza into the dirt.

"Well, if you to are done arguing, we have three baby back bitches to wreck!" Nathan yelled as he kept kicking Cooler in the crotch while he's down.

"Good, point!" I yelled becoming a super saiyan and began charging a blast.

"Sorry Goku, but I'm stealing your move!" I yelled as I cupped my hands together. "Ka...me...ha...me...haaa.

I shouted sending the blue blast straight into Frieza's ass and sending him into his father, when he looked back his tail was gone.

"Bitch...I'll" was all he could say before I punched him into thayer space ship.

"Hey Cooler," Nathan said in a sadistic tone. "What's 1,000-7?"

"Ah, 993..." Was all he could say before Nathan ripped off his tail. "Aaaahhhh!!!!"

"Keep going." Nathan said.

"9...986, Aaaahhh!" Cooler screamed as Nathan impaled his tail into Cooler's leg.

"979." He stuttered, tears welled in his eyes.

"Good, now good-bye." He said as he threw Cooler into the same ship Dillan threw Frieza in.

"Hey Nathan how about a double Kamehameha to Finish them off?" I asked.

"You can do the Kamehameha, I'm finishing them off with my own technique." He said.

"Alright then ka...me...ha...me...haaaaa!!!?" I shouted turning into a super saiyan three and firing.

Nathan stretched his arms out and two huge balls of energy formed, each ball had enough power to rival a Final Flash. "Merge... FINAL ATOMIC BLAST!!!!!" He yelled fusing the two spheres and firing.

The two attacks collided and hit the ship destroying it and making a crater 3 times bigger than the grand canyon. With those two gone we both turned our attention to Cold.

"How dare you kill my children you BASTARDS!!!" Cold yelled.

"Cooler deserved that, because that, was for, the dick." Nathan said.

"And Frieza deserved it for killing the woman I love, and for being a tyrant, and guess what Cold it's your turn." I said. "Ready?" I asked Nathan.

"Don't even need to ask." He said.

"Right, ultimatrix Molecule." I said turning into Cell.

"Now he's a Cell, wow." I heard Goku say.

"Tell me Cold, do you bleed?" Nathan asked Cold.

"I will end you!!!!" Cold yelled.

"You'll die trying." Nathan stated cooly " Ready?" He asked me going into the start of the fusion dance.

"Yup, we'll be a lot stronger." I said going into the dance as well.

"Fu...," we began doing the steps. "Sion...," we said doing the next step "Ha!!!," we finished touching fingers.

In bright flash we disappeared and in our place was a figure that had Cell's wings, Rugool's hair with the bio-helmet on, the face was Rugool but it had two purple streaks on the sides of the figure's face, and spots all over, the clothes he was wearing was that of Gogeta's.

"Alright now let's get introductions out of the way, I'm Cellan, and you must be Dead." Cellan stated.

"You've gotta lotta nerve you bitch!" Cold yelled. "I'm the one who's going to kill you!"

"You'll die trying, and do us a favor, when you get to hell, you and your bastard children can lick the devil's ass!" Cellan yelled as he charged at Cold at unimaginable speeds and poked his head causing Cold to fly backwards into and through a platou.

"You, bastards I'll end you!!" He exclaimed charging at Cellan, as he punched him in the gut.

However Cellan just laughed at Cold's futile attacks to hurt him "You know that actually tickled, but if you had bothered to train then you might actually do some damage." Cellan mocked.

"How dare to you mock me and my legacy!!" He spat in Cellan's face. "I will avenge my children!!" He yelled.

"Oh that's precious, trying to quote on quote "avenge" your children, but for spitting in my face..." He grabbed Cold by the throat and slammed him down into the ground, and then stomped on his gut "You see that, that's what honesty feels like."

"Bastard, I kill you starting with your dick!!!" Cold yelled kicking Cellan in the crotch.

"Oh, so that's where Cooler got that from, well congratulations you're next." He said coolly as he kicked Cold in the head causing Cold to slam face first buried in the ground.

"I want to kill you!" Though his voice was whining and muffled.

"Excellent, I've broken both your body, and your spirit, time to die." Cellan said with a almost happy tone in his voice.

Cellan pulled Cold out of the dirt and threw him towards the sun.

"Prepare, to find out how hot the stars really are!!" Cellan shouted. "Omega Blaster!!!" Cellan shouted as a giant barrier like sphere surrounded him then it began to shrink into his hand until a tiny ball of energy had formed and he threw it at Cold and as soon as it made contact it expanded to a giant green energy sphere and carried Cold to the sun, where he was disintegrated by both the sun and the attack.When the fight was over Cellan went over to the Z fighters and the Namekians as he walked up to them Piccolo spoke up.

"So, I guess I should thank you for saving Namek," He said "You should go speak with Dende." He said pointing to Dende.

"Hello my friend." Dende said to Cellan. "If I may ask where are you from?"

"Well Dillan is from another Universe I believe, and Cell or Nathan is also from another Universe as well" Cellan stated just in time to defuse. Dillan and Nathan were standing there with smirks on their faces.

"That was awesome!!" I said turning to normal and raising a fist to Nathan for a fist bump.

"Yeah I have to admit that was pretty cool" Nathan said fist bumping me.

"Excuse me my friends but your fusion form said that you two are from alternative universes is this true?" Dende asked getting our attention.

"Yeah we are, though we weren't always the people you see before you, I'll let Dillan explain." Nathan said pointing to me.

"You see Mr.Dende we are known as displaced, and we were sent to two alternative versions of the same planet, we were sent to Equus by a bastard named the merchant." I explained "much like TJ and everyone." Pointing to the the other saiyans, Janemba, and Buu.

"Yup, good to see you again Dillan." TJ said smiling.

"So basically, you were just average humans than?" Vegeta asked "And you can be sent to other dimensions?"

"Yup, and we're both a lot stronger than you Veggie" I said taunting him with a smirk. "By the way could we use the Namekian dragon balls to fix something Nathan messed up, no offense." I said.

"None taken, oh and we need to use the to get back to my universe and then we can go on with our lives." Nathan said just a tad bit over dramatic.

Just then the grand elder walked up to us. "But of course you may use our dragon balls to fix the problem and to go home." Right as I was about to say thank you I heard something.

"Dillan!!!, Nathan!!!" We turned to see Screwball and Mina running towards us.

"Well, it was at this moment we knew... We fucked up." Nathan stated with fear evident in his tone.

"Screwy, how did you get her...," I was cut off by Screwball kissing me on the mouth.

"We follows you using my magic, also we saw you sitting there and watching them,” Pointing to the Z fighters and others, "getting kicked around." She said with a stern look before she smirked, "you really know how to have fun don't you?"

"Eeyup." I said smiling.

Nathan let out a sigh of relief "You know for a second there, I thought you two were going to kick our asses, bury us, and dance on our graves." He said letting out a nervous chuckle.

"Well, only Screwy said 'you really know how to have fun don't you' Mina hasn't said anything yet so~" I said in a sing song voice.

"Oh well, me and Screwy were planning on doing that, but we won't... We're just going to lol you into a false sense of security until you're vulnerable and then~ do what Nathan just said." Mina said with an evil glint and smile on her face.

"Oh... Shit you a deadman." I said holding in a laugh.

"Hey," Nathan said fear practically seen from his voice "She said Screwy was on it to so you're on the same boat as me, by the way do you want Screwball to rearrange the wedding to a funeral?" He asked.

I looked at Screwball and put on the most pathetic yet cute face I could.

"Screwy." I said with a pout , she looked at me before sighing.

"OK, you're off the hook, how do you do that!?" She asked as I beemed.

"Talent." I said.

"Hey Mina, am I off the hook?" Nathan asked.

"Yes." She said.

"Really?!" Nathan asked.

"No, because when we get home and you're in your coffin, then~ you're off the hook." She said with a smile that was innocent but held murderous intent. Nathan started to weakly laugh which then turned into a fit of sobs.

"Oh come on sis, at least we jumped in before it got too bad." I said defending Nathan "besides he's needed for the wedding his one of the best men."

"Thank you Dillan." Nathan said bowing to me.

"Oh I wasn't mad about that~, I'm mad because you try to ditch us back home, and now you say that you're off the hook." She said still maintaining that innocent smile.

"Well... Fuck, OK listen I... I knew that Frieza, Cooler, and Cold were here from the beginning because of master Beerus, I told Nathan telepathically and we decided to come here without you in order to protect you." I confessed.

"Screwy is he lying, can you break the fourth wall for me to find out he's telling the truth?" Mina asked Screwball with a cutest look that could rival any cute look.

Screwball looked up then at me before looking to Mina, "yes Mina he is telling the truth, and Nathan is in love with you." She said.

"Smooth Screwy, real smooth." I said.

"Wait a sec you didn't tell me anything, you just said go to Planet Namek." He said but then realized his mistake and covered his mouth.

'That would be my fault, I forgot to tell you Nathan sorry.' Original Dillan said scaring everyone but me, Nathan, and Screwball.

"Oh well, I should probably arrange my funeral, shouldn't I?" Nathan asked.

"Yes, you should." Mina said.

"You're going to kill the man who loves you?" I said. "Damn you're heartless, even after he brought you back to life with Shenlock."

"Who's Shenlock?" Goku asked.

"My dragon balls but we already used the wishes, so Mina after what I said you still going to kill him?" I asked.

"This is discipline, besides he can regenerate his limbs, and any wound that doesn't heal, I'll give a Senzu, then beat the living crap out of him again." She said still maintaining that smile.

"You fucked, and not in the good way." I said to Nathan.

"Yeah, now I know how Goku feels when he defies ChiChi." He said letting out a nervous laugh that became sobs again.

Everyone laughed at this except Goku who shudders at the thought.  

"Can someone give me a knife or maybe a sword? How about a chainsaw!?!" She said with the same God forsaken smile.

"Death, do me the favor of taking my soul, please? Please?!" He asked to no one.

"OK, as funny as this is, I've had enough of this madness, Mina stop or I'll make you stop!" I said sternly.

"Ok, but I want one wish from the dragon in exchange, does that sound fair?" Mina asked me.

"No, because you'll be able to use Nathan's pair in like a week." I said surprising everyone. "Besides, do to an... Error you lost some memories and we are going to use the dragon to restore them for you OK?" I said patting her head.

"OK, but I wasn't gonna use the wish to hurt Nathan." Mina said.

"I know sis, I know but we really only need two of the wishes and I think the Namekians should use the last one to fix their planet." I said. "Don't you?"

"Alright, but do you want to know what I was going to wish for?" She asked.

"What?" I asked.

"I was going to wish that Nathan would be a woman on her period for a month, as punishment for this incident, after all I can't let him off completely scott free can I?" She asked her rhetorical question.

"Hahaha I... I guess not, dude I feel bad for you in a week." I said out of breath.

"Oh no I'm not going to let you off the hook since you dragged me into this, and since I'm going to be a woman for a month on her period, I'm going to turn you into the same thing and to also wish that you can't use any dragon balls in existence or otherwise to reverse it until I turn back to normal!!!" He yelled making my heart drop.

"OK, except do to my mastery of chaos magic I created a spell, that can't be broken no matter what I am now immune to all dragon ball wishes I don't make myself, so fuck you bitch." I said flicking him off.

"Oh, but you forget I'm a master of chaos magic as well, and since I got that from you I can easily deactivate your spell. So fuck you too!" He yelled flippin' the bird on both hands.

"You do realize I was going to teach you the spell to right?" I whispered to him. "Just don't let Mina know."

"Hey you realize that can backfire right, say you had died and Screwy wanted to bring you back then how could you be brought back?" Nathan asked me

"Two things, one I created our dragon balls so if I die they die, and two the spell goes away after death little, failsafe I created." I explained.

"OK, then how will Screwball bring you back if the dragon balls die as well?" He asked me. As

"Simple, same way she got here she can go to your world and get you to bring me back, now let's get to wishing." I said.

"Fine, but you nearly got my dick chopped off, so you owe me big time." He said.

"OK, like I said before call me back to your would whenever for whatever." I said turning to the dragon balls that were brought while we were talking.

"You do the honors?" I said to Mina.

"Alright then, a... We summon you Porunga!" Mina yelled.

The dragon balls started glowing and in the third bright flash the four of us saw to day, the dragon balls turned into the legendary Porunga.

"You who have disturbed my slumber speak your wishes." Porunga said.

"Mighty Porunga, I wish to undo the wish that I have unintentionally made on my former sister." Nathan said.

"Your wish is granted, it will be painful." He said as his eyes glowed.

"For our next wish, we would like to go back to my universe on Equus." Nathan replied.

"And simultaneously restore Krillin to life, and for the last wish I wish for you to restore New Namek to the way it was before Frieza got here!" I yelled.

"Those are tough, but do able wishes." Porunga said as Krillin reappeared, and the planet was fixed. "You will return to your universe as soon as you are all ready, farewell." He said in a burst of light and the dragon balls when in every direction.

"Well bye New Namek, fun to be here and now I can laugh since I basically made Cooler cry like a little bitch, HAHAHAHA!!!" Nathan laughed.

"Yup, and Krillin?" I said looking towards him.  

"Yeah, what is it?" He asked me.

"Two things." I said holding up my fingers, "one be better at fighting," I said with him looking angry, "and two how would you like to be half saiyan?"

"As tempting an offer, I say I gotta pass up on your offer, being half Saiyan means more trouble for me then it's worth." He replied.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Gohan said looking at him.

"No offence Gohan, but really I just want to stop all this nonsense." He stated.

"Is that anyway to treat the ones that saved your life?" I said slapping him upside the head, "but it's a little embarrassing to know that there's someone as weak as you in the multiverse so I'm still going to splice your d.n.a, with... Frieza's." I said.

Before Krillin could respond I had beaten him to the punch.

"Ultimatrix splice target human with Arcosian d.n.a." In a flash a light ran over Krillin and his energy spiked. "How do you feel?"

"I feel... Powerful, but why did you use Frieza's d.n.a. on me, he the one that blew me up the first time!" Krillin exclaimed.

"Because, with how much you train you'll become much more powerful than Frieza, and he became golden after only four months of training by himself, now imagine you training  in the time space chamber for one year's time, how strong do you think you'll become then?" I explained.

"Alright, but if anyone else needs a power boost it would be Tien and Yamcha." Krillin said.

"True, so ultimatrix splice target humans with... Saiyan d.n.a." pointing at Yamcha, "and... Majin d.n.a" pointing at Tien. The ultimatrix sent two lights over them, "how do you two feel?"

"I feel like I can bench press Namek with one arm!" Yamcha exclaimed.

"And, I feel like I could destroy an entire planet,... Or eat it." Tien said.

"You also have Buu's candy ability." I said.

“Really?... ok.” Tien said.

“Ok, are we ready to go?” I asked Nathan, Screwy, and Mina.

“Yup,” screwy replied.  

"I second that, because I'm hungry again!" Nathan complained.

"I'm ready to leave, and is food the only thing you think about!?!" Mina yelled at Nathan.

"No, I think about you to, and the kids." He replied.  

“Well, I hope we don't hear anything tonight.” I whispered to Screwball who giggled. “and, dude you are way too much like goku.” I said to Nathan.

"You realized I heard that little 'joke' you whispered to Screwy, and frankly I could say the same thing for you two." Nathan said.

“Well…” I said with a sly grin to Screwy. “that's what sound canceling spells are for, I mean how do you think we got away with it when Discord came to visit last week.” I said as Screwball blushed as red as a tomato.

“Dillan!!” she yelled.

"Well, even though you have that spell, I built the house, and I designed a little system where even if I can't see or hear you doing 'it' I will still know because I'll be able to sense it." Nathan stated.

“perv.” I stated.

"Hey, just because you have soundproof magic, that doesn't mean I can't still feel the god damn vibrations, and no it was not a sexual thing." Nathan said.

“We also have a spell to cancel out the vibrations to everyone except ourselves, anyway back to Nathan`s universe!” I yelled and a portal opened up.

"Alright, let's a go" Nathan said making an obvious Mario joke.

“God Damn it Nathan, stop being Stupid!!” Screwy yelled.

"My universe, MY rules," Nathan said. "Besides you're going to get peace and quiet soon enough."

"What do you mean by that?" I questioned.

"I mean that once we get home, we can all... GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!!" Nathan yelled but soon recomposed himself.

"Hey... Nathan I think you pissed Mina off and hurt her feelings, look behind you." I said pointing, he turns around and Mina had her fists clenched, with tears in her eyes.

"Wait Mina, I'm sorry for that, except I don't know what I did," Nathan said "Dillan, what did I do to upset her?" He asked telepathically.

"Well, I think she's sad, and mad about you wanting to go straight to bed, and not spending time with her after all we just talked about if you catch my drift, wink, wink, nudge, nudge." I telepathically told him.

"Oh you mean bow chicka wow wow, well we can do "that" tomorrow night, well time for me to soon say astalavista to my virginity." Nathan stated telepathically.

"Don't tell me that!!!, tell her that!!!" I yelled startling everyone except me, Screwball who was listening in, and Nathan.

"Dude I think it's time to go, and Mina... We'll talk about that, tomorrow night ok?" Nathan asked. She nodded her head though the tears were still there.

"Hey," I said walking over and hugging her "don't worry, I'll make sure you'll have some 'fun' tonight thanks to a... Special spell." I whispered to her so no one would hear and she nodded as she wiped her tears away.

"I heard that you know!" Nathan yelled.

"Prove it, what did I say?" I said.

"Dude even if I didn't hear it I can break the fourth wall and right above my last line it said and I quote 'don't worry, I'll make sure you'll have some 'fun' tonight thanks to a 'special spell'!!!" He screamed at me telepathically.

I smirked at him as I responded "I never said what kind of 'fun', now did I?"

"Oh don't play dumb with me motherfucker, we were done talking about 'bow chicka wow wow' and she started crying when I yelled for us to go the fuck to sleep as soon as we get back to my place, and you said a 'special spell' will let her have 'fun' so don't even try!!!" He yelled still on the telepathy line.

"Did you ever stop to think, that I made it sound that way to fuck with you?" I replied.

"Oh don't even attempt to lie to me, and if you do you will become my breakfast milkshake tomorrow!" He threatened.

"I can't lie, do to a truth spell Screwy put on me when she thought I was cheating on her, and she hasn't taken it off, plus elements of harmony prevent it also." I said smirking as all four of us walked through the portal to Nathan's world.

"You win this round, but if I find out you DID use the 'special spell' trust me when I say all of hell will break loose both metaphorically and physically thanks to Janemba's powers." He said.

"OK, sure it will." I said with a ;-).

"That's not funny, and you call me the perv!" Nathan yelled.

"OK, that's enough you two... Besides me and Mina were going to kill both of you in the bed anyway, we want to kill you but we still love you." Screwball said.

I looked over to Nathan "I'm OK with dying like that, not the worst way....it's the best way! I yelled chucking.

"Please tell me she doesn't mean the same bed?" He asked right then a fist knocked upside the head with the force a megaton nuclear explosion or more preciously the force of an angered sister.

"YOU ARE A REAL IDIOT AND PERV, YOU KNOW THAT!?! Mina yelled.

"Yeah, it's obvious she wants you all to herself... Right sis." I said winking at her.

"For once I couldn't agree more." She said and then kissed Nathan on the head.

"Now, now wait until you go to bed, and after that trip I want more pizza, who's with me?" I asked.

"I'll take you up on your offer." Nathan stated.

"Yeah, I'm going to need all the energy I can get for tonight's 'dessert'. Mina said seductively and Nathan got another nose bleed.

"Yeah, me two." Screwball said looking at me with a wink and a tail shake as I got a nosebleed two this time.

"Oh, yeah Dillan when we were chasing after you two... I kind of told Mina about how you proposed." Screwy said smiling.

"YOU BETTER HAVE A LOT OF LUBE MISSY!!!" I shouted.

"Oh don't worry, I wasn't really paying too much attention, I was a bit busy fantasizing about Nathan and how good he is in bed." Mina said still using the seductive voice making Nathan's nosebleed worse.

"No fainting!!!" I yelled.

"I'm not gonna faint... At least I don't think." Nathan said.

"Well... OK but if you do I'm going to bitch slap you repeatedly until you wake up, and I won't give you a senzu." I said looking at him.

"Oh yeah, just like Deadpool did to Wolverine in his own video game, that would be funny, however if you do then expect the same thing." He stated cooly.

"OK, boys I think it's about time to 'kill' the two of you, right Mina?" Screwball said while she rubbed her tail against my face.

"Oh yeah, and don't expect cuddling and loving from me Nathan." Mina said.

"I think we're going to have rug burn tomorrow Nathan." I said.  

"The weird thing is, I don't think that's going to be the worst of it." Nathan said.

"Well, let's get two it." Screwball said before teleporting Nathan and Mina to the main bedroom before sending us to our room. Tomorrow is going to be a ruff day for me and Nathan.

Nathan's (Cell's) P.O.V. Time skip to tomorrow

I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock. "Jesus Christ!!! Oh my shit that scared the fuck out of me!" I yelled noticing Mina waking up to.

"Morning Nathan." She said.

"Morning, well you better get clothes on, and I'll get my armor." I said getting out of bed, putting on my things and heading out of the room to see Dillan already out of bed.

"Hey Nathan, that was some night huh." He said as he ate a slice of pizza.

"Yeah well, you know, while I was doing 'bow chica wow wow' she called me 'destroyer', well Beerus you better watch your back- no homo." I said.

We were talking with each other when Mina came in.

"Hey, sis I thought you were supposed to destroy him, not the other way around." Dillan said smirking.

"Well, let's just say as soon as we got in bed his personality changed from Goku to Broly in his legendary state in a matter of seconds." She stated.

"Yeah, sorry about that." I said apologetically.

"Hey Mina can you do me a favor, and check on Screwy, she's been in the bathroom for awhile now." Dillan asked.

"Sure, but I have a sneaking suspicion." Mina stated as she went into the bathroom.

"Mina!?! What are you doing in here?" Screwball asked.

"Dillan asked me to check on you." she said.

"Oh, thanks I... Haven't been feeling right for a few weeks now." Screwball said as she threw up in the toilet.

Meanwhile.

"I think I know why." She said.

"Yeah... I'm pregnant, but I don't know how to tell Dillan." She said as she started crying.

"Listen to me, if you don't know how to tell him then I will tell him for you, though it's Nathan's reaction you should be worried about." Mina said in a comforting voice.

We heard the girls come out of the bathroom and saw Mina with an arm around Screwball's shoulder.

"Screwy? What's wrong?" Dillan asked in a scared voice getting up.

"Screwball is just fine she just needs to get back to bed, you two are to meet me in the living room." Mina stated.

"But..." Dillan started looking at Screwball with concern before Mina cut him off.

"Just do as I say, and I'll talk to you once I get Screwy back to bed." She said with iron in her tone, one that I've learned to respect and fear.

"Come on dude, there's no use arguing with Mina, believe me I know." I said as I walked towards the living room with Dillan following me.

"Dillan, everything will be ok, just listen to Mina... And please don't be mad." Screwball said as Dillan entered the doorway. He looked at her in confusion until I pulled him through.

"Why would I be mad at her?" He said as he started pacing.

"Dude I don't know, but it's gotta be something big." I said trying to get Dillan to stop being such a worry wart. Just then my sis- I mean girlfriend entered the living room to tell us the news.

"Ok, Dillan I know this is going to sound weird, but... How can I put this as gently as I can... SCREWBALL IS PREGNANT!!!" Mina shouted. We were all quite for the longest time until Dillan started mumbling something before he passed out.

"Hahahahahahahahaa, revenge is a bitch baby, not only is Screwball going to go through the 'miracle' of childbirth, but Dillan passed out even after the fact he said that I'm not allowed to, oh man this shit is priceless." I said excitedly.

"You are an insensitive bastard, you know that!" Mina shouted.

"Don't worry, I'll wake Dillan up the old fashion way, a.k.a. the deadpool way." I stated as I stated to bitch slap Dillan until he woke up.

He looked around wildly in confusion before he realized why he fainted.

"SCREWY!!!" He exclaimed before he bolted to the their room as we followed.

"D-Dillan, I'm so so sorry." Screwball said as we entered the room.  

"Hahahahahahahahaa, I still can't believe it, that you're pregnant, well well well, look who's having the last laugh now!" I shouted in victory. Dillan didn't even respond, he just kept his eyes on Screwball as he walked over to her side and knelt down.

"Screwy... W-why didn't you tell me yourself?" He asked taking her hand.

"I... I was afraid you'd be mad at me, for this happening before we got married." She said with tears in her eyes.

"Screwy... The only thing I'm mad about is that you were too afraid to tell me yourself, you can always tell me what's wrong Screwy... I love you and that won't change. We will get through this together." He said kissing her on the head.

"Well, I don't mean to be rude and interrupt this touching moment, but... Hahahahahahahahaa." I laughed, and everyone in the room was looking at me with annoyance.

"Dude... Keep it up and I'll turn you back into stone for three months." Dillan threatened.

"Oh I'm sorry, but while you and Screwy were watching my flashback of me giving birth, it was a riot to you, but when I laugh at your predicament then I'm the bad guy, what a bunch of hypocrites you turned out to be." I stated cooly not at all scared of Dillan's threat.

"THAT'S BECAUSE THAT WAS AFTER THE FACT, YOU DOUCHE!!" He yelled before taking a deep breath and continuing. "Once something is done you can laugh all you want... But Screwball still has to go through the pregnancy and the birth, be a little sensitive please." He said.  

"I'm sorry but while Screwball has to give birth to one, two, maybe even three or four baby munchkins, I HAD TO GIVE BIRTH TO FIVE KIDS WHO ALREADY HAD THE LOOK,WEIGHT, AND PHYSIQUE OF FIVE YEAR OLDS, OH YEAH YOUR SITUATION IS SOOO MUCH WORSE THEN MINE, ESPECIALLY SINCE I HAD TO RAISE THE FIVE BY MYSELF!!!" I yelled but gained my composure back via deep breaths.

"That might be true, however GIRLS ARE MORE SENSITIVE THAN WE ARE ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE PREGNANT", he said regaining himself. "But... You're right we shouldn't have laughed... And I'm sorry."  He said looking away.

"Don't worry about it, and I'm sorry to, it's just that I had to raise five kids as both their mother and father. Not to mention that I put them in more danger than any parent or parents should have." I said.

"True... But you don't have to be alone now." He said pointing to Mina. "Right?"

"Yeah I suppose, but that still doesn't excuse the fact that I may just be a shitier Father than Gendo Ikari, who practically sends his child to death's door in Neon Genesis Evangelion." I said in a low tone.

"HEY!!" Screwball yelled getting our attention. "When you two were arguing, I was trying to tell you that I can tell you approximately how many children we're going to have Dillan." She said looking worried again.

"Come on Screwy, no matter how many it is I'll be here for you." Dillan said hugging her.

"I know that, it's my father I'm worried about." She said.

"Ok, but we're getting off topic, approximately how many children are you going to have Screwball." Mina asked.

"Well, with the amount of magic I can sense in my stomach... Probably two sets of triplets." She said as Dillan fainted again.  

"Ok, seriously what's with Dillan and fainting and- wait a second, me and Mina did 'bow chicka wow wow' and from what I can remember, oh fuck... Mina I'm so very sorry for that, I..." I said words failing to come out of my mouth... Oh no I just made a dumb pun even in a situation as bad as this. "Ok I'll wake Dillan up... Again." I said as I started to bitch slap Dillan in the new secret martial arts I invented... The art of waking Dillan up through bitch slaps.

Dillan looked around before hugging Screwball, and smiling the biggest and shittiest smile ever.

"We're going to have six kids!!!" He yelled happily. "Also I broke the fourth wall when I was unconscious... You didn't use protection, did you?" He said looking at me and Mina.

"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!! I didn't- I- it was... Cell's fault!!" I shouted trying to find a scapegoat.

"'No way, you aren't blaming this on me, I was too busy playing Minesweeper.'" Cell replied in my head.

"The fuck is Minesweeper, and you just got caught in the moment didn't you Nathan." Dillan said as all eyes looked to me.

"Ok, in the wise words of Mina, my personalities changed from Goku to Broly in his legendary state, soooo yeah." I said.

"I see my plan worked out after all." He said with an evil grin.

"Wait what do you mea- wait the 'special spell', you convincing me that you told the truth," I said letting the gears in my head turn until it reached the only conclusion "OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!" I yelled as I chased after Dillan.

"Wait, wait, wait." Dillan said making me stop. "The special spell was already in progress when I said that so I didn't lie, the special spell is what I call 'verbal suggestion'." He said.

"VERBAL SUGGESTION MY ASS, GUESS WHAT DILLAN I'M GOING TO DO TO YOU NOW DILLAN OLÉ FRIEND!?!" I shouted.

"Before you do anything let me explain, and I you know my kids will need their daddy right?" He said trying to get me to let him explain.

"OH DON'T WORRY, WE HAVE DRAGON BALLS, REMEMBER, AND BESIDES YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION SO I'LL TELL YOU THE CORRECT ANSWER, I'M GOING TO DROWN YOU, I'M GOING TO DROWN YOU LIKE A BAG OF PUPPIES!!!!" I yelled.

"WAIT!!" He yelled. "Verbal suggestion is when I used words to get you to want to do 'it' with Mina, all we were talking about last night was pervy things so I used brain logic to trick you into thinking I had a special spell, but in reality I got you to do it on your own, I just wanted to make my new sister happy!!" He yelled as we were all looking at him in shock.

"OH YOU THINK 'GETTING YOUR SISTER/MY FORMER SISTER PREGNANT IS A WAY TO GET HER HAPPY, AND I'M SURE NATHAN WILL APPRECIATE MORE KIDS TO TAKE CARE OF THEN HE ALREADY HAS' NO, I SAID I WAS GOING TO DO IT TOMORROW, BUT THANKS TO YOU I HAVE MORE RESPONSIBILITY,  CHORES, AND MOUTHS TO HELP FEED!!!!" I shouted back at him.

"NATHAN!!!" Mina yelled getting my attention, she had more tears in her eyes. "YOU THINK ME AND A BABY WOULD BE A CHORE!!!" She said as tears started flowing,  "Dillan was trying to make me happy, and we all know he can break the fourth wall, so he knows how much I love you... He was looking out for me, but I guess you don't love me as much as I love you!!!" She yelled collapsing to her hands and knees still crying.

"No Mina," I said going over to her and putting my hand on her shoulder. "I would happily sacrifice my own life and soul for you, it's just the stress of having to have another kid to feed, and the fact I'm a terrible father for putting all of my family in danger. I can't imagine what I would do if I had lost you, or any of the kids, I would lose myself in rage and anger over the ones that took you away, I love you more than anything in existence, and that is an irrefutable fact that you of all people should know." I said in a soothing voice to help Mina to stop her needless tears. I guess even now I'm failing as a future husband and father.

"I am so sorry, Nathan I didn't think it would be this bad, but it just happened last night so... There's no guarantee that she's pregnant." Dillan said.  

"Oh no there will be, you know why?" I ask him.

"No... Why?" He said.

"I know because DemonWarlord and ShadowShield a.k.a. Troy and Dillan will make it happen." I stated.

"I don't know about Troy, but I won't, because I can't control that." Original Dillan said.

"Yeah, I may just do it because it was technically your fault, due to the fact that we didn't write last night down, so will see." Troy said.

"Well, I don't think they" suggesting Nathan, Dillan, Mina, and Screwball. "Would like their private lives to be out for millions to read about, would you?" He asked them.

"Well of course not, but we'll see if the whole 'miracle' will happen, it just depends on how we feel." Troy stated.

"Well, you're the one who had Nathan say, that earlier aren't you?" He said.

"True enough, I'll say that Nathan and Mina will have child(ren), I just won't say how many, because I don't want to spoil it for the dear readers until the time is right." Troy said.

"Aren't we still giving away future info... Better not let the doctor, or paradox know Dillan.!" O. Dillan said.

"No duh" Dillan said.  

"Well we best be off, we're already in enough trouble by breaking the reading laws of physics and giving away too much info. already, well O. Dillan say goodbye." Troy stated.

"OK." O.Dillan said. "But just for lols... Here's Paradox." After he said this a light blue portal opened and Paradox walked through.

"Hello, Dillan, Nathan, Screwball, and Mina how are you?" Paradox asked.

"Good." Dillan replies.

"I'm fine, and Dillan is cool with me now, as long as he doesn't pull a stunt like that again." I stated glaring at Dillan until I turn back to Paradox.

"I'm ok, too by the way Paradox did you get the invite?" Screwball questions.

"Indeed, I look forward to your wedding." He said turning to Mina. "And how are you today Mina?"

"Oh just fine, nothing in these neck of the woods" Mina said nervously.

Paradox looked at her before a face of realization came across his face.

"This is the day after, Dillan used his verbal suggestion on you isn't it?" He said with a comforting smile.

"No! Maybe... Yes." She said.

"It's OK everything will be ok trust me." He said with a smirk and a wink.  

"Wait, if everything was going to be ok, then why did O. Dillan say not to tell Paradox, and wait isn't there supposed to be another guy here?" I question.

"Well, O. Dillan is an idiot, and the other guy is getting ready for the wedding which is today remember?" He said looking at Screwy, and Dillan. We were all silent until Dillan fainted yet again.  

"WHY THE FUCK DOES DILLAN KEEP FAINTING, FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN GET UP!!!" I yell as I bitch slap him awake for the third time today.

"FUCK!!, mom, Discord, and Fluttershy are going to be pissed!" He yelled. "Especially since they literally said wait for kids until after we were married!!" He yelled.

"If you were so, worried about them... THEN WHY DID YOU DO 'IT' IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!" I yelled.

He looked at me with a deadpan expression.

"Really?" He said facepalming. "You know why because, of the same reason you do!!!" He shouted.

"OH DON'T YOU EVEN START THIS UP AGAIN, YOU DID IT WILLING, I WAS GOING TO DO 'IT' TOMORROW!!!, BUT NO, YOU DECIDED TO USE " VERBAL SUGGESTION" AND YOU HAD THE NERVE TO SAY IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE SAME REASON YOU ASSHAT!!!" I yelled.

"You know that's not what I meant, Also are you saying you didn't enjoy it?" He said smiling at me. "Choose your words carefully man, remember who is next to you."

"OF COURSE I ENJOYED IT, BUT AS I SAID BEFORE, I WAS GOING TO DO IT TOMORROW!!!" I yelled.

"Then what's the problem?, also you mean today since you said that yesterday." He said sitting next to Screwball.

"I WANTED TO MAKE UP THE YEARS! I WANTED TO GET TO KNOW HER AGAIN, AND I WAS GOING TO TELL HER OF THE EXISTENCE I NOW LIVE IN, WHERE I AM A WANTED CRIMINAL, AND THAT WE STILL HAVE TO FACE NEW, MORE POWERFUL ENEMIES!!!" I yelled.

"Wait... What?, you know whatever, we need to get them back for their wedding, and we need to get the kids ready, come on Nathan." She said grabbing my arm.

"Alright I'm coming, just let me get the kids out of bed first," I said "Oh and Dillan, I think I figured out a way to safely tap into a portion of GSSG, without killing myself."

"No you don't, you won't make it if you try." Paradox said.

"It's crazy I know, but the answer to my problem lies in the Guilty Gear franchise." I said.

"Did... You just ignore Paradox?" Dillan asked, "you do know he just gave you info on the future right?"

"I know, but hear me out, in the Guilty Gear franchise, the main character, Sol Badguy fears his full potential which is why he made this inhibitor headband to keep him in his human form and to inhibit his true power, but he can tap into a portion of this power with the Dragon Install, so if I can make the headband, or anything the can help inhibit my true power, then I'm golden." I stated.

"Umm...OK but if you die it's on your shoulders what happens to your family, when you're gone." He said as Paradox created a portal.

"If I do die, than Mina will have to take care of them, and the children will help raise the baby, but I already have a plan in case my current body is destroyed." I said.

"And, what is that?" He questions.

"You recall when I fought Majin Buu?" I asked.

"Yup, and come on man we need to go!!" He stated.

"Well I gain the ability to scatter pieces of my body around the world, so if my current body IS destroyed then I can assemble a portion of my scattered body to create my own body and replicate my memories." I said.

"Neat, and DUDE COME ON MAN THE WEDDING CAN'T HAPPEN WITHOUT US!!" He yelled.

"Ok, CHILDREN IT'S TIME TO GET UP," I yelled as I snapped my fingers and in an instant I was wearing a tuxedo, Mina was wearing a bride's maid dress, and my children were by my side in their new tuxedos and dress. "Alright hang on guys 'cause I'm going to use Instant Transmission!" I yelled as everyone held hands and Mina held my shoulder connecting everyone to me and in an instant we were in Dillan's version Equestria.

DILLAN'S POV

We all appeared in canterlot castle, the castle was decorated in blue, and light purple balloons, streamers, and flowers.  We walked around, looking for mom, Fluttershy, and Discord, we walked for awhile and eventually came to the party room. I saw mom, Fluttershy, and Discord all gathered together looking sad.

"Mom, Fluttershy, Discord what's wrong?" I said popping up behind them making them jump. They all looked at me with various emotions anger, happiness, confusion, and finally relief.

"DILLAN!!" Mom shouted. "Where have you been?, we thought you eloped."

"Sorry about that, I kinda summoned them to my universe, but hey at least their back." Nathan said. The three of them looked at Nathan, and his children in confusion, that eventually became fear.

"GUARDS!!! INTRUDERS!!" Mom shouted. The guards surrounded Nathan and his children putting up a barrier. They were about to charge and arrest them before I started in.

"HAAAAALLLLLTTTTT!!!!". I shouted causing them to screech to a halt, and start looking at me. "Mom, what is wrong with you!!, these are my guests, and you call the guards!" I yelled making her flinch. "Guards, release them, and return to your posts." They didn't move, and I was starting to get irritated. "That's an order!!" I screamed. They all started running around like chickens with their heads cut off as they let them go, and returns to their posts. "Sorry about that Nathan."

"No problem, though I could've knocked them all out with a finger, I would like to avoid another version of Equestria that hates me." Nathan replied.

"Now... WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!?!" I screamed at my adopted mother. She was taken back at my tone, but had a guilty look on her face.

"I'm sorry, with what happened during Cadance, and Shining Armor's wedding I was scared that something similar would happen today." She said sulking. I felt bad because she was just trying to make sure nothing happened.

"OK, I understand but you should have at least asked first, now for introductions, mom this is Nathan, his girlfriend, and my new sister Mina, and Nathan's children." Introducing them all.

"Nice to meet you tough Cell or Nathan is fine by me, and if you were thinking of apologizing to me, don't worry about, because if something similar happened to my son's wedding and there's a large bug man and bug children with him, I'd probably arrest him to, though you should know that I am one of the most powerful individuals in the multiverse." Nathan said. Mom's eyes widened and her jaw hung open.

She regained her composure and turned towards me, "are you sure you want them here, and did you say new sister?" She asked.

"Yes, to both it's a long story I'll tell you later." I respond, "also, when are we supposed to start?"

"In two hours, so we need to get ready." Fluttershy answers.

"Well, since we have time to kill, Dillan wanna spar with me, one on one, because I wanna test the new inhibitors I call the Junkyard Dogs, and of course the Galactic Dragon Install." Nathan said.

"Tempting, but after Namek, and this morning I don't really feel up to it." I said as I felt a presence behind me.

"Now is that the way I taught you how to fight?" I turned around and was face to face with my master.

"Master Beerus, you made it, and always good to see you Whis." I said shaking their hands. I began talking to my old master and friend, when I noticed Nathan looking slacked jawed.

"Oh, right I want you two to meet someone, Nathan get over here!" I shouted.

"Oh yeah, also that was a nice way to use an MK reference if I do say so myself, hello Beerus my name is Nathan or Cell whichever you prefer." Nathan said while bowing.

"I'd prefer Nathan, thank you, Dillan told us about you help out him with an... Ursa Major I think its called." He said raising his hand for Nathan to shake.

"Well to be honest if an Ursa Major is all that can be called a challenge nowadays, I might as well retire." Nathan said shaking Beerus' hand.

"True, now Dillan refused you sparing proposal... So how about we spar instead." Beerus said.

"It be an honor and a privilege, and if I'm brown nosing than I'm sorry for that, anyway we might as well do it in the pocket dimension I created for that soul purpose, after all I don't want an innocent planet, and my best friend's wedding destroyed." Nathan said.

"Best friend, huh nice, but... I don't prefer fighting in a pocket dimension, is there anyway we won't have to?" Beerus asked.

"I have a way, follow me." I said as I walked down the hall with everyone following me, even mom, Fluttershy, and Discord. We walked down the hall, and to a dead end.

"Is there a purpose to this dead end, like a secret passage or a portal." Nathan asked.

"Eeyup." I said simply as I made my hands glow with nightmare magic, and placed them on the wall. The wall was soon replaced with a small wooden door. I opened the door and had them come in.

"Welcome, to my chamber of time and space, I created it using Shenlock, as a place of hide in if canterlot was ever to fall. I made it look this was so ponies wouldn't go crazy with all the white." I said as they inspected the room, it was the very same place that I took Screwball to on our first date.  

"Oh yeah I remember now, this place is perfect for some sparring, shall we go in." Nathan asked.

"I hate forth wall braiding when it's not me, and sure go ahead, however this world's time flow is the same so only take an hour or so, Ok?" I said looking at Nathan and Beerus.

"Cool, oh and to clarify, I didn't break the fourth wall, I got it from your memories when we sparred remember?" Nathan asked.

"Oh, right... Did you see what I bought for her, before the date?" I asked.

"You gave her a necklace," Nathan said before talking to me telepathically "and a ring though you didn't give the ring to her." He said.

"Yup, although I did give it to her, but I waited to see how far things would go, see her finger." I said pointing to the weirdly crafted ring.  

"Well time to spar, Beerus would you like to go in first?" Nathan asked.

"Ladies first." He said to provoke Nathan, and it seemed to work.

"Oh will see who's the lady," Nathan said with his teeth clenched "Anyone here wanna watch?" Nathan asked in a more calm tone.

"Definitely, I don't want to see you two die, and knowing you two this will get heated very fast." I started creating a movie theater row of chairs, and sitting down.

"Well let's go." Nathan said as he flew up into the sky and crossed his arms over patiently.

"Well, aren't you confident." Beerus said as he took off.

"He should be, Nathan is just as strong as my super saiyan god forms combined." I whispered to Whis.

"You don't say, well we shouldn't count Beerus out just yet." Whis stated as Beerus and Nathan began by charging at one another.

"Let's see just how good you are!" Beerus said as he used super speed to get behind Nathan to punch him.

"I can say the same thing." Nathan said as he turned around and countered with his own punch. The collision caused the snow on the mountain to fall in an avalanche, and froze the lake instantly.

"Not bad, I commend you for your strength." Beerus said.

"Not bad yourself, though your technique... Lacks something." Nathan said as the two began a clash of punches and kicks that were too fast for most of the audience to track.

"This, is interesting... Why are they holding back?" I said surprising everyone except Whis.  

"I have no idea why, but it could be that they're trying to measure each others strength to see how much power it will take to overcome the other." Whis said.

"That, or knowing those two they're probably worried about the outside world." I said, as the two started using Ki blasts.

"Ka... Me... Ha... Me...HAAAA!!" Nathan shouted and fired the blast at Beerus who countered with his own ki attack.

"Well time to break this out!!! A....tomic... Ka.... Me... Ha.... Me... Haaaaa." Beerus shouted as a red blast, in similarity to Nathan's, but with green energy circling it was launched at Nathan's. The two blasts collided and they were in a standoff of Ki power.

"NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT, KAI-O-KEN x1,000!!!" Nathan shouted as his energy and blast grew considerably more powerful, overcoming Beerus' own attack. The Ki blast overpowered Beerus' and went straight towards him. Beerus dodged it, and it went straight towards the field, and destroyed it causing the wall between dimensions to open a hole to the outside world.

"Sorry about that Dillan, I'll fix it later!" He shouted and then used Janemba's dimensional travel ability to get behind Beerus and use a ki blast to blow him away from where he was at.

"OK, THAT'S ENOUGH GUYS, WE NEED TO GET READY, YOUR HOUR IS UP!" I shouted, to get both of their attentions.

"Very, well good match." Beerus said waiting to shake hands.

"Yeah, I agree, though it's a shame that the match didn't last long, just when it was getting good to." Nathan said shaking Beerus' hand.

"Well, you know what they say, time fly's when you're having fun." I said as we exited the room.

"Too bad I didn't get to test out my suppressed GSSG transformation." Nathan said. Beerus and Whis both looked at him in shock.

"Your WHAT!?!" Beerus shouted. "Dillan, you said you wouldn't teach anyone how to ascend to that level!?"

"I didn't teach him." I stated as I made the door invisible again.

"Then how did Nathan get the transformation?" Whis asked.

"Well you see after my battle with 100% final form Frieza, my universe's Kibito Kai gave me the ability to get all of my opponent's power, memories, and the ability to predict their next move though I rarely use the ability to predict an opponent's next move due to the fact that it just makes it too easy, and when Dillan and Screwy fought me in their fusion form, I gained their powers but none of their weaknesses that includes the GSSG transformation, but Dillan said it would kill my body and spirit, so I had to develop a way to suppress its power which is why I made the Junkyard Dogs, which created the suppressed version or as I like to call it the Galactic Dragon Install." Nathan explained.

"Interesting, so that means you now have my memories, and powers?" Beerus said thinking out loud.

"Precisely, though the only problem I have with the memories thing is that I sometimes mistake it as my own memories." Nathan replied.

"I see... So... You go crazy?" I said in thought, "why doesn't that surprise me."

"I heard that Dillan, and no I don't go crazy, it's just a minor nuisance that's all." Nathan stated.

"Like Cells cyci?" I asked.

"Oh no that can never be rivaled, and I mean never, except for maybe that one time where I had Ghost Nappa in my head." Nathan said.

"Hahaha, Ghost Nappa!, that's hilarious, I can see it, 'hey, Nathaaaan, Celllll, I'm a ghost'" I said imitating Nappa's voice.

"Please don't bring that up, because if there's one thing me and Cell can agree on, it's that Nappa must never be mentioned again." He says as he hears Cell shudder in annoyance, rage, and horror. We walked back to the main room where guests were coming in, it took awhile to convince them that Nathan, Beerus, Whis, and Nathan's children were alright. The children sat in the second row, along with Whis.

"OK, the two of you are to stand next to me, you're both my best men." I said to Nathan, and Beerus.

"Both?" Beerus asked.

"I couldn't decided which of you to have as my best man,so I decided to have both of you be my best men." I explained.

"Fine with me." Nathan stated casually. As we all waited, I was getting more, and more nervous' and it was starting to show.

"Calm down man, they're probably having some trouble with the wedding dress or something, but you've got to relax." Nathan spoke to me through telepathy. I was about to respond but stopped do to the bridesmaids, starting to walk in including Mina who winked to Nathan. After about twenty more minutes of nervousness the music began, and the CMC started down the aisle the flower girls. Spike was the ring barer, and Discord was standing at the far end of the room. Screwball came out, and her, and Discord started walking. They came up to the altar, I took her hand , as Celestial began.

"Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to join this Dragodemon and this draconequus pony in (holy) matrimony. Dillan do you take this draconequus pony to be your wife, to live together in holy matrimony, to love her, to honor her, to comfort her, and to keep her in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?" She asked me.

"Of course I do' do you have to ask?" I said.

"Screwball do you take this Dragodemon to be your husband, to live together in holy matrimony, to love to honor him, to comfort him, and to keep him in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?" She asked Screwball.

"Definitely, I will." She said.

"Repeat after me" Celestia asked me. "I, Dillan, take you Screwball, to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part."

"I, Dillan, take you Screwball, to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part." I repeated.

"Repeat after me." Celestia said to Screwball "I, Screwball, take you Dillan, to be my husband, to have and to

hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish, till death do us part"

"I,Screwball, take you Dillan, to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish, till death do us part." Screwy repeated.

"Dillan if you would please put the ring on Screwball's finger and repeat the following, I give you this ring as a token and pledge of our constant faith, and abiding love." Celestia said.

"Screwball, I love you, and I give you this ring as a token, and pledge of our constant faith, and abiding love." I said putting the ring on her finger as she started to cry.

"Screwball, will you put the ring on Dillan's finger and repeat what I said?" Celestia asked.

She put the ring on my finger, and repeated what she said.

"Dillan, I love you two, and I give you this ring as a token, and pledge of our constant faith, and abiding love." She said as I tried to fight back tears, but failed.

"Please join hands." She asked us as we did what we were told "by the virtue of the authority vested in me under the laws of Equestria, I now pronounce you husband and wife," She proclaimed. She looks at me. "You may now kiss the bride." She said. I lifted Screwball's Vail, and provided to kiss her in a passionate kiss, as the crowed cheered.

"Congratulations Dillan, she's now stuck with you forever, but good job." Nathan said through telepathy.

"Thanks you dick, by the way we better be invited to your's and Mina's wedding one day." I said back as we went to have cake.

"Yeah well, I was going to make you one of my best men, but since you called me a dick, now I'm not so sure." He said jokingly.

"Well, you made that dick comment, about she being stuck with me." I retorted as I smashed cake in Screwy face.

"You dick!" She screamed.

"Well, looks like Dillan's funeral is going to be on the same day as his wedding." Nathan said making a smug look, that is until Mina used a frying pan to hit him in the back of the head.

"Stop being such a jerk Nathan!" She shouted at him.

We all shared a laugh as we watched Nathan's torment, when I remembered an idea I had.

"Everyone, I forgot to say something, I know that an after party like this is boring, for children so..." I shaped my fingers, and a wooden door appeared to the right. "I have created a fun little place for the children to play and eat candy, without getting cavities." I said opening the door, revealing a room full of games for little kids, that was filled with candy.  

"Well kids, looks like your Uncle Dillan has done you a huge favor, can you say thank you?" He asked them.

"Thank you Uncle, you're the best!" Nathan's children shouted as they flew into the dimension.

"Oh!" I yelled getting their attention. "This is mainly for the CMC, and Nathan's kids... NO FIGHTING!" I said in an unusually serious tone. "If I see any of you fighting, the candy you eat will all become horrible cavities all at once, got it?" I said.  

"We got it, no fighting." They said.

"Oh and if that's not bad enough, Mina WILL have your hides, and trust me when I say that you don't want that." Nathan warned and for further affect Mina had glowing red eyes and a fiery aura around her to simulate her wrath. If they weren't scared before, they were scared now.

"We won't, we promise." They said with fear in their voices.

"Good, Nyx, Applebloom, you are the strongest two out of you four so, I'm putting you two in charge, have fun but please make sure no one gets hurt." I told Nyx, and Applebloom. "Also, don't call Delilah, a little girl, trust me, also if anyone gets into a fight I want one of you two to get me alright?"

"OK, we understand uncle Dillan." Nyx responded.

"Why, can't we call her a little girl?" Applebloom asked.

"Let's just say that neither I nor Delilah will be held responsible for the burial of what's left of the body." Nathan said. The children backed away from Delilah a little.

"OK, now you kids enjoy, we're going to open the presents now, if any of you want to watch your more than welcome to." I said as me, and Nathan left.

"So, what do you plan to do after all of this is over?" Nathan asked me pretty casually.

"Telling every pony, about the baby, and praying that Discord won't kill me." I said telepathically. We reached the table right as two unicorn guards brought a table full of gifts, that were for me and Screwball.

"Wow, wasn't expecting this many." I said. "You can pick first Screwy." She picked up a smallish box with a white ribbon (Rarity) I thought. Inside was a bunch of new clothes, and socks that were baby sized.

"Um... Rarity thank you... But why?" Screwball asked.

"Those are for when you two, have your first baby, whenever that may be." Rarity responded, as I heard Nathan trying to suppress a laugh.

"Dude, you're so screwed man, and not in a good way, but hey that's irony for you." Nathan laughed through telepathy.

"What's that mean?" Pinkie said popping up in his face.  

"Please get out of my face, and it's just an inside joke, that's all." He said trying to get Pinkie to leave. She stood there for a minute before turning around, and grabbing a large links box.

"Okie, dokie, lokie then, open mine next Dillan, oh and good luck telling Discord about the you know what." The last bit was in a whisper so only me, Screwball, and Nathan could hear. Nathan had a confused look on his face, before he telepathically told me.

"Dude, I think she's onto us and more preciously, on to you and Screwy's little 'secret'." He said telepathically.

"Um... Pinkie senpai what did you mean?" I asked as I was afraid of the answer.

"The B.A.B.Y" she said in our ears.

"Well, you're fucked, and just in case, I'm just going to stay away from your blame radius for when they find out." He said taking a few steps back from me.

"What did Pinkie mean, son?" I looked over to mom, Discord, and Fluttershy standing with raised eyebrows. I looked over to Screwball.

"They'll find out eventually, might as well get it over with." She said with a sigh. I turned back to the others, and then to the crowed.

"OK, well everypony, I have an announcement to make, Screwball, and I are... Having a baby." I said shutting my eyes, as gasps could be heard. I dared open my eyes to see Discord standing over me.

"Oh he forgot about the additional five, just saying, and please don't shoot the messenger, whopwhopwhopwhopwhop." He said as he ran away to the far corner of the room.

The crowd gasped again, but Discord still loomed over me, until he did the unexpected. I was waiting for him to yell, but instead he put his hand on my shoulder.

"Well, about damn time, I've wanted grandchildren for years now." He said smirking.

"Well, just because Discord's happy, doesn't exactly mean that your mother or Screw's will be too thrilled, but hey, useless ass future vision." Nathan said telepathically.

I looked over to Fluttershy, and mom, and was even more surprised to see them crying into one another, they were whispering something I could barely hear.

"We're going to be grandmothers, how did we get so old?" Mom, and Fluttershy said in unison.

"Well, at least that future happened, and I thank Bardock for the future vision." Nathan said to me through telepathy.

"What?" I said.

"Oh yeah I forgot to tell you about the time I fought Bardock, sorry about that, but as I said before my memories a little... Off sometimes." Nathan said.

"OK, then." I responded as I opened Pinkies present, it had a walker, and some baby toys.

"DID YOU ALREADY KNOW!?!" I shouted in frustration turning to the main 6.

"Not that hard to figure out, with how much you... Do 'it'" Twilight giggled at mine, and Screwball's blushes.  

"Well,  that and/or O.Dillan's not in a good mood with you right now, but hey what do I know." Nathan said.

"Well... I like messing with them, it's fun." O.Dillan said.

"That I can agree with, but we probably should write about new gifts, just to in case we're getting repetitive the readers." Troy said.

"True, I have a present myself for Dillan, and Screwball." O.Dillan said.

"What, is it?" I asked. Before he answered a document, and a pair of keys appeared in front of us.

"Those, are the keys, and ownership papers for your very own house, that I created at the edge of ponyville." O.Dillan said.

"Nice, you got a house for free, well I better get something like that... Right Troy." He asked.

"Well I was thinking about it, well once you and 'you know who' get married, I'll give it to you, but I will not tell you what it is." Troy replied.

"Very well." Nathan said submissively. This was when Applejack came up with a little stuffed doll, that looked like an apple tree, with a basket at the bottom.

"This was mahn, and Applebloom's when we were young, so you can give it to one of your children." Applejack explained.

"That's very sweet AJ, but don't you want to give it to your own daughter, and or son one day?" I asked taking the doll.

"Well, I don't think that ahm going to have children anyway soon, after all ahm not all that attractive." She said, glancing at spike.

"You thinking what I'm thinking." I asked Nathan, and Screwball telepathically.

"Maybe, I won't tell since you already know." Nathan replied.

"Oh, I get it, now I understand why she's been avoiding Spike, and why she always has a dreamy look in her eyes whenever we talk about him. Applejack has a crush on Spike... CUTE!" She said in our heads.

"So what are we supposed to do about it?" Nathan asked telepathically.

"I have an idea, because I know for a fact that Spike has a crush on AJ too." I said.

"Alright, but what can we do about it, set them up on a blind date?" He asked.

"Nope, follow my lead." I said snapping my fingers under the table summoning, another door to the left. "Hey Aj, Spike could you see what's on the other side of that door?" I asked.

"Sure." Spike said walking to the door.

"Alright... I...I guess." AJ said walking.

"OK, Nathan lock the door when they get in." I said telepathically.

"Alright, though how will they get out, 'cause we can't be the people to lock them in and forget all about them, that would be a dick move on our parts." Nathan said via telepathy.

"I'll take care of that." Paradox said.

"Good." I said.

"Well they're about to enter so I guess this operation is a go." Nathan said as the two went in. He locked the door soon after.

"OK, listen everypony, Spike, and Applejack have crushes on each other, so no pony open the door, until I say so." I told everyone telepathically. They all nodded their heads as I was looking in on them. We continued to open presents, until Paradox stepped forward.

"I have a special present for you two." He said. He summoned a box and handed it to us. We opened the box, and inside was two identical pocket watches, one was pink with purple spirals, and the other was blue with the ultimatrix we symbols.

"Are these what I think they are?" I said bewildered.

"Indeed, they are, you two have been some of my closest friends, right next to Benjamin kirby tennyson." He said.

"Then why didn't you give one to Ben?" I asked before it hit me.

"Benjamin is an idiot." He stated calmly. I opened my watch and concentrated, in an instant I disappeared, and reappeared.

"SWEET!" I yelled.

"So you have time travel now, well the apocalypse has arrived everyone." Nathan said.

"Very funny, but guess what, I have a bunch of new scans, wanna see?" I asked.

"Sure, but they better be worth a challenge." He said.

"Well... That's for you to decide. Ultimatrix Gordano." In an instant I shifted into a giant rock like man with tattoos all over.

"Nice, but from what I can tell I could snap this thing on half no problem." He said with a smug grin.

"Like I said, up to you to decide, ultimatrix Zornic." I said shifting of into a zora.

"Well this is an interesting form." He said.

"Yup, like another Ripjaws. Ultimatrix Rutano" I said shifting into a Ruto from wind waker, and falling my wings.

"I guess this form is ok." He said with boredom hinted in his tone and expression.

"OK, how about this, ultimatrix... Mal" I said shifting into a version of Beerus.

"Now that's what I'm talking about, sure I could still beat that form too, but I'll actually have fun doing it." He said with a small smirk.

"Whatever man, oh looks like it's time to let AJ, and Spike out, Paradox?" I said.

"OK." He said unlocking the door. The two of them walked out leaning on each other.

"Having fun~" I said snickering.

"Well this is interesting, are there any other scan you wish to let us see?" Nathan asked. I stopped to think, and then it hit me.

"Yes, but can't it'll bring the mountain down, so I'll explain later." I said waving a hand dismissively.

"Alright, but if it's not a good challenge, I'll be disappointed." He said.

"It's all of the tailed demons from Naruto." I said. "Including ten tails."

"Interesting, well is the party, over?" He asked.

"I suppose so..." I began, until I heard Delilah screaming, and the building shook.

"Damn it I told them not to call her that!" I yelled. "Let's go Nathan!" I said running towards the door as the other children came running out.

"OK, WHO CALLED DELILAH A LITTLE GIRL!?!" He yelled at the children that came out.

"It, was Scootaloo, she said and I quote 'how bad could she be, right little girl?' Right in Delilah's face, they're both going at it right now." Sweetie belle said.

"Well I have two things to say 1. Scootaloo fucked up, and 2. She's attempting suicide." He stated.

"Not on my watch, ultimatrix ultimate Cyclone!" I yelled shifting into Cyclone, then into ultimate. I ran in, and teleported Scootaloo to Rainbow Dash.

"I'll deal with you later Scootaloo, but right now I need to focus on Delilah." I said teleporting to Delilah, and using hypnosis to make her forget again, and fall asleep.

"Well, since that fiasco is over shall we deal with Scootaloo?" Nathan asked with steel in his tone.

"Excellent idea, now Scoots. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOUNG LADY!!"  I yelled, making her flinch.

"I'm sorry... Dad but I was curious is all." She said hanging her head.

"OMG, you are way too much like your new aunt Mina." I said.

"Now Scoots, I will not be in charge of your punishment... However if you do something like that to my daughter again, then you will have to answer to me, got it!?!" Nathan said in a dark almost demonic tone of voice.

"True, now... Scootaloo you're grounded, so no T.V., and no crusading for... Two weeks, that OK with you Nathan?" I asked.

"That's fine by me, but if the off chance comes where she does this again, then I will teleport her to the moon and leave her there for a month, with a only space helmet, food, and water that will only last a month." He said.

"That seems a little harsh." I said.

"She almost got herself and half the solar system destroyed, believe me that's the nicest thing I can give to her if she does this again." He said.

"Alright, everypony, thank you for coming, and thanks for all the gifts, but I believe that the party's over now." I said to the crowded as they left. All that remains in the hall was me, Screwy, the CMC, Spike, the elements, Discord, Nathan, Mina, Nathan's children, and the princesses.

"I'm getting too tired for this, as soon as I get home I'm taking a long nap." He sighed in exasperation.

"Not if I can help it." Mina said with her signature evil grin.

"Please  Mina, I just want to go to sleep tonight, look we'll talk about this in the morning, but right now I'm just too tired." He said.

"Well, after today, i'm in the mood for some 'fun'." She said still grinning, as I tried not to laugh.

"Come on, please. Just an hour or two of rest. That's all I'm asking." He begged.

At this point I couldn't hold it in anymore, I burst out laughing getting everyone's attention.

"Hahaha, come on man she's only been my sister for like a day or two, and I can tell you aren't winning this argument." I said.

"Thank you Dillan." Mina said.

"I don't care, ok. I just want rest, I'll take five minutes even, I don't care, but please let me get some rest." He complained.

"I just had a horrible idea, but... I also think it could help both of you." I said.

"If it's something that has to do with 'verbal suggestion', then count me out!" He yelled.

"Well, yes, and no, my idea was that Mina could have 'fun' with you, when you're asleep, that way you both get what want." I said.

"Yeah, no. I'm out, I just want rest, no 'fun', ok?" He asked.

"Nope, I'm going with Dillan's idea, thanks bro." Mina said as I had sweat dropped down my face.

"Not if I use Instant Transmission to get you out, then lock the doors, so victory for me." He said and he was very happy at his master plan.

"Oh, really?, Dillan?" Mina said.

"Y-yes?" I said.

"Do your little sister a solid, and splice my d.n.a with, both draconequus, and saiyan, please." She begged.

"No don't you dare even think about it!" Nathan yelled with a quiver of fear in his tone.

I looked between Mina, and Nathan.

"Sorry, Nathan, but i'm to afraid of Mina, ultimatrix splice target android with both draconequus, and sayian d.n.a" I said as a beam shot over Mina.

"Damn it Dillan, why would you do that when she couldn't hurt you without using me to get here, you idiot!" He yelled.

"Dude, dragon balls, and she also has my token, remember?" I said.

"Damn it, well note to self make the door to my room and of course my room indestructible." He said.

"I doubt that will help against Mina." I said.

"Also note to self make the room have a spell where only I can teleport into it, otherwise anyone else would have to use the now indestructible door that can only be locked and vice versa on the inside." He said.

"Dude, again dragon balls, and I'm the student of a god, you really think you can win?" I said, as Mina licked her lips towards Nathan creepily.

"Make the room and door immune to dragon balls, and anything and everything else except me." He said pulling out all the stops to get his sleep.

"Except, do you know any spells strong enough to stop a god, combined with Alien X?" I said.

"I know quite a few spells thanks to your memories, and yes I can make it strong enough to withstand gods and Alien X." He said. I was about to respond when Mina bitch slapped him across the face.

"Ow, what was that for, I didn't do anything... Yet." He said.

"You're trying so hard, to keep me out of your room, when all I want is to have some fun with the one I love, but no, you just want sleep, and don't care, and after yesterday, and this morning, I'm beginning to think you don't even want me here!!!" She said crying and running to another room.

"Good job, Nathan." I said sarcastically with a glare.

"I just wanted some sleep, ok, is that so wrong!? I had a hell of a day and I just want to collapse on my bed, I do care about Mina, but she has to understand that I need personal space and have my limits." He argued.

"Dude, she could be pregnant, and I know that you need your space, but you need to understand that you have to compromise for the ones you love." I explained.

"I know, but after all the shit I've been through these last couple of days, I'm surprised the blood vessels in my eyes haven't popped from the sheer anger and stress I have right now." Just as he said this a blood vessel in his right eye popped, but he didn't even flinch.

"So have I, but you don't see me pushing away the ones I love do you?" I said.

"And you're not the one with the popped blood vessel in your eye, that would be your neighbor a.k.a. me." He said.

"OK, let me go find Mina." I said following Mina's cries.  

"Hey wait up." He said running to my side. We followed the cries until we found her on a balcony.

"Hey sis you OK?" I asked her.

"I'm sorry OK, but I just want to go to sleep tonight, look I know you feel that I don't care about you, but the reason I'm doing that is to protect you." He said. She looked at us with a sad smile.

"I know, I broke the fourth wall when I was running, I understand, and tell Cell if he comes out I'm going to bitch slapped him." She said.

"Why's that?" Nathan asked.

"Because of what he made you kill all of those ponies." She said.

"Yeah, and I think he's the reason one of my eyes are blood red now." He said, to confirm this Cell popped another blood vessel, in his left eye this time. "Make that two."

"OK, I have an idea, Nathan." I said.

"Let me guess, you want me to wish Cell out of my head, am I right?" He asked.

"That's part two, the first part is... For you to take me, and Screwy to your Celestia, and Luna." I said.

"I'm coming with you, and Mina please don't follow us, ok?" He asked her.

"How are you going to stop me?" She retorted with her grin.

"Fair enough." He groaned.

"Good, now let's get Screwball, and tell everyone what's going on." I said as we began walking back. We got to the others, and I explained what I had said. Three hours later of explaining Nathan's situation, and everything. Mom, and aunt Celestia gave us a piece of information, and we were off. We decided to leave Nathan's children with Fluttershy just in case. We arrived in front of Nathan's home, and began flying to  canterlot.

"Well what should we tell them?" He asked me.

"The truth, I'm going to explain how me, and Screwball are visiting dignitaries from another world." I said.

"Alright then it's settled." He said.

Nathan's P.O.V.

We were above the castle, and even though it's night time I can still remember every detail. "Shall we go in?" I asked Dillan.

“Hold on a sec, there are some others that need to be here to hear this.” He said snapping his fingers. “Done now let's go.” He said.

We descended to the castle gates and a guard had spotted us, luckily I was a whole lot faster than the guard so I managed to get behind him and knock him out. "That was a close one." I said.

“Really? We're on a peace mission man.” Dillan said walking past with a roll of the eyes.

"Well it was either that, or getting surrounded by useless guard, and the two princesses, and I think that would hurt our chances if we were surrounded." I argued.

“True.” He said. Not having the patience nor stealth, we decided to just teleport into the throne room, where we saw the mane six, Discord, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.

"Hey, long time no see, right?" I asked with a dumb grin on my face.

“Hello, I'm Dillan, and this is my wife Screwball.” Dillan said introducing them.  

"Well you already know me, and this is Mina, so wanna talk?" I asked.

"GUARDS!!!!" Celestia yelled in the royal canterlot voice, good grief that hurts my ears. In about no time at all we were surrounded by a thousand guards or so all of them pointing spears, swords, and other toys they could use to hurt someone.

“HALT… MY FULL TITLE IS PRINCE DILLAN, AND I AM HERE ON A PEACE MISSION FROM ANOTHER WORLD.” He said in the Canterlot voice louder than Celestia's. Sweet mother of god why does the voice have to hurt this badly, I mean seriously I think I'm going deaf.

"Now if you'll, kindly listen this will be much Easier." He said.

"Why should we listen to an ally of such a monster!?!" Luna yelled. "Guards attack!!" As the guards came at us, black magic started swirling around Dillan, and transformed him.

"Because mother if you don't I will defend my pregnant wife, and I won't be merciful!!!" Double D shouted.

"Besides what can you possibly do to to me even if you don't listen, I can regenerate any wound given by your weapons and you don't have the means to send me to oblivion.” I stated calmly.

"That is where your wrong Cell, you see during a conflict we managed to collect your hand that had been cut off during one of your fights, and after some experiments we figured out a way to create weapons enchanted negate your regeneration ability, so it is you monster, you are in no position to threaten us!" Celestia exclaimed.

"I don't know who you are, but you are NO son of mine!!" Luna yelled.

"That is where you are wrong MOTHER in the world I come from which is another version of equus, you adopted me, because of our similarities, that is why I am a prince, also I have proof of my purity, and righteousness!!" He yelled as he turned back.

"Hah, even if I buy your story of 'another equus' and that you are my 'son' and a 'prince', your are but a demon in our world!" Luna snapped.

"Is this a joke? You couldn't have made these so called 'weapons' that were designed to kill me." I said with a confident smile on my face which won a... Smirk?

"Oh really, if you're so confident that it won't hurt you, THEN TAKE THIS!" Celestia yelled as she summoned a spear and threw it at me, it cut my shoulder a bit but nothing too serious.

"Is that it, please this is an easy fix," I concentrated the regeneration power I got from Majin Buu and... Nothing? "Why am I not healing!?" I asked with surprise in my tone.

"Where has all your confidence gone to, monster?!" Celestia mocked.

"Stop!" Dillan shouted, getting our attention.

"Why should we, GUARD'S ATTACK!!" Celestia yelled and the guards started to charge at us, they were easy to take them down without hurting them, but more of them kept coming, and a few of the bastards got a lucky shot when I wasn't paying attention. One threw a spear at me piercing my thy.

"Damn that hurts!" I yelled as I pulled out the spear. Another surge of magic came from Dillan, this time however it wasn't black, but rainbow.

“I didn't want it to come to this… but I guess I got no choice!” He said pointing a hand at Celestia. “Honesty, loyalty, laughter, kindness, generosity, MAGIC FACE THE POWER OF THE ELEMENTS!” He shouted turning Celestia to stone.  

"No, Twilight get Celestia out of the prison, guards keep attacking!" Luna ordered, the guards charged and attacked me and Dillan, even though we were powerful we couldn't be everywhere at once, and soon the Mane Six freed Celestia.

“it's useless Luna! Only I can undo that imprisonment!” Dillan said as Celestias prison reformed. “Now listen to me, I don't want to fight unless I have two, I'm a pacifist.” Dillan begged.

"No, we will not yield to you, Twilight use all the magic you can muster to free Celestia." Luna ordered, the guards still came at us, and I didn't want to hurt them so I just kept dodging but a few still got some lucky but not fatal shots on me and Dillan, Celestia was freed again, but the prison was already starting to reform but it was taking a lot longer than the last time.

“Listen to me elements of harmony, you know as well as I do that evil creatures can't use the power of the elements, and if you still don't believe me… use the magic of friendship on me, the rainbow power works just like the elements. So if I am evil I'll be turned to stone, or banished to one of the celestial bodies, please I'm begging you!” Dillan pleaded.  

"Dude they may not listen, if you said that you're from another world, then it would stand by their logic that you are using an evil version of the elements." I said to him through telepathy. One of the guards was about to kill Dillan from behind, by driving a sword through his head, until the guard was knocked way, and in his place was Applejack.

“Why… why did you save me?” Dillan asked as everyone was watching.

“Because, ah can tell… you ain't liein.” AJ said turning to the others. “Ah know that what Cell did was wrong, but what Discord did was wrong too, but we gave him a second chance, so why can't we give one to… Nathan, right?” She said looking at me.  

"Yeah that's my name, though I don't know why you're comparing me to Discord, because compared to what Cell did, Discord's a saint." I said. Just when I thought it was over I turned around to see Celestia preparing to strike down with a golden sword, I was caught off guard, I was about to accept the fact that I was about to die when I heard a cry.

"Nathan!" Mina yelled as she got in the way of the strike that was intended for me, her heart was pierced and all I could do was stand there and watch helplessly and paralyzed at what happened next. Her heart was pierced, and she looked at me and... Smiled. I felt tears well up as I looked at the body of Mina.

"Mina, Mina, why? Why did you do it?" I said as I let the tears fall down my cheeks.

"Because... I owed you, for giving me a chance." She said as she closed her eyes.

“CELESTIA!!!” Dillan exclaimed. “YOU HAVE JUST MURDERED AN INNOCENT PREGNANT WOMAN, AND MY SISTER, YOU WILL PAY, AS THE GOD OF HARMONY I SENTENCE YOU TO BE PETRIFIED IN STONE!!!” He yelled about to blast her, back into stone, only for me to stop him.

"NO, I WANT HER TO PAY THE SAME, A LIFE FOR A LIFE!" I yelled as the final tear dropped, and I said the words that would probably be my death, "Junkyard Dogs, remove the chains that bind me, code... Galactic Dragon." I said and the headband known as the Junkyard Dogs fell off my head, I then began to power up my energy, it grew and grew, the roof of the castle was blown away and the earth shook. "Now Celestia, I shall show you the embodiment of my wrath, and may all who witness this transformation feel honored, for it could be the last time you see me or the transformation ever again!" I shouted, Dillan knew what I was talking about as his eyes went wide.

“NATHAN YOU IDIOT, YOU'LL DIE!!!” He shouted.

"I don't care if I die! I don't care if the dragon balls can bring Mina back!! But I will make her pay!!!" I yelled as I continued to charge up my ki to heights I never knew existed. Dillan looked down, but then to the elements, guards, and Luna.

“I don't care, if you believe me or not, but please if you value your lives stay out of this fight, equus will need you, and Celestia deserves to know what she did, she deserves to die, Nathan, punch her really hard for me!” He said teleporting them all to a safe place.

"I couldn't protect the one I loved the most, I failed her not once, but twice. However you took her life when it should have been ME! Pray to your gods Celestia, because if wrath is a sin, then I'm taking you straight down to hell WITH ME!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" I screamed as I felt the my body transforming into the GSSG form. I had pure black eyes, cosmic looking black armor(like Nightmare Moon’s mane), and a voice that sounded like a demon crossed with a cat that's being strangled. "CELESTIA, KNOW THAT I WOULD HAVE FORGAVE YOU FOR TURNING ME TO STONE, I WOULD HAVE FORGAVE YOU FOR HUNTING ME DOWN LIKE A MONSTER, BUT I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR TAKING THE LIFE OF MY BELOVED MINA!!!!!" I yelled as I flew at her at speed never even thought possible, and started to wail on her with a flurry of kicks and punches, letting all my anger get channeled into every strike, I kicked her to one side of the room too teleport and kick her again, I wasn't even using 1% of my full power, for I wanted her to suffer for what she's done. After what seemed like hours I finally grew tired of this, so I decided to finish her off. I used the a barrage of Galactic Donuts to bind her, then I surrounded her with a whole dome used for Janemba's Lightning Shower Rain, used my own set of Destructo-Discs to surround the Lightning Dome, and finally I surrounded the dome layer with a combination attack between Hellzone and Light Grenade and uttered the words for the new move "Begone!" I yelled and The resulting explosion destroyed anything that remained of the bitch Celestia.

As I descended to the ground I felt myself fading away from existence, would I go to heaven or hell, or will I just cease to exist all together? "Well I guess I finally discovered my limit, Mina if you can hear me, just know that I leave you to the care of Dillan if I cease to exist all together." I said and with that I crumbled to ash.

In otherworld me and Cell stood in front of King Yemma, until I heard a scream from my left, I looked to see Celestia being taken to hell.

“Why, am I going to hell!” She bellowed.

"Well one: you killed his beloved, two: you hunted a hero down to kill him not for the sake of justice, but for the sake of revenge, and finally he defended your world, and you knew the truth about him, yet still you were blinded by revenge, so I'm sorry but you deserve to be sent to hell!!" He yelled.

“But he killed millions of innocent ponies!!” She cried.

“No, I did.” Cell said getting her attention. “I took control of our joint body, and I killed those ponies.” He said looking at me. “and… I'm sorry, I never had friends before you, and Dillan, and I hope he takes care of the kids.”

"Yeah I hope so too, listen because you're my friend, if you get sent to hell, then I'll take your place, after all you spent more time in a prison than I did." I said with a small smile.

“No! It's my fault that this happened, besides I still have time left from my first time to Finish, but do me a solid, if Dillan does find a way, to bring you back, bring me back to, and I'll help you defend equus.” He said smiling a genuine smile.

"Does it have to be in my head, after all I know how much movies and apps you had in my head." I jokingly said.

“No… thank you Nathan, for everything you are a good person.” He said, as Celestia was watching us in both confusion, and sadness.

"Well, I guess I owe you an apology for... Everything, so I'm sorry." She said.

“It's OK with me but… Nathan is going to be harder to apologize to.” Cell said.

"I will forgive you, but I will never forget the wrong you've done." I said.

“Nathan, Cell, and even you Celestia, you have all been accepted into heaven.” Yemma said surprising us all.

"Wow that's pretty cool, hey Yemma, can me and Cell go to the same place Goku went to when he died during the battle with... Cell?" I asked.

“You mean the planet of the kai’s because Goku never went anywhere but there, he just ate King Kai out of house and home.” Yemma joked.

"The one and the same, after all just because we're dead doesn't mean we get a reason to slack off." I said.

“True, however, do you wish to see Dillan, and the others after the fight was done?” He said turning the T.V. toward us.

"Sure, because I want to see how Dillan and the others are doing!!" I shouted.

We all watched the T.V. as we saw the Elements, Luna, Dillan, and Screwball after, Dillan returns them all to the throne room, and just finished explaining everything to Luna.

"I see, so Nathan and Cell were in the same body and Cell took it over a long time ago before we turned them to stone." Luna said.

“Yes, that is what I was trying to tell you before, alternative mother, but you left your anger, and fear consume you, and now they're both dead!” Dillan shouted holding a crying Screwball.

"I'm sorry, but I wasn't thinking straight, neither was my sister, have you told anyone else about their deaths?" She asked.

“No, I don't have the heart to tell his children.” Dillan said with sorrow.

"They need to know, if not they will find out some day." Luna said.

“Not necessarily, I have an idea that could bring all three of them back.” Dillan said.

Back in otherworld me, and Cell welooked bewildered.

"How does he know we can be brought back to li- oh wait I forgot he can break the fourth wall, but wait, he said three of us." I said letting Cell realize what that meant for me and him.

“He's going to revive us separately.” He said. “He's giving me a body of my own, unless he mentioned Mina, or sunbutt.”

"I mean that he is probably going to revive Mina and Celestia, but he could probably wish for us to... Have the same body again." I said, and Cell's eyes went wide. We  turned our attention back to Dillan, and the others.

“Screwball, honey, could you teleport Nathan's dragon balls here please?” He asked.

“HIS WHAT!?!” Spike shouted. As Cell, and I laughed.

“Not those kind dude, get your mind out of the gutter, can you?”  Dillan asked again.

“OK.” Screwball said snapping her fingers, and summoning the seven spheres. Discord raised an eyebrow in confusion.  

"What are those supposed to do exactly?" Discord asked.

“You'll like them Discord, they can bring back the dead.” Dillan said. “however, these ones alone aren't enough.” He said. “Ultimatrix Cordio.” He said shifting into a namekian, and pulled out the sack with his dragon balls, and put them with Nathan's.

“It's time to test a theory. “ Dillan said, as my eyes, and Cells eyes grew wide, we knew what that meant.

"He's going to do the fusion between dragons theory, I just hope he doesn't get them annihilated, they're the only pair I've got at the moment." I said. We turned our attention back to Dillan, and  the dragon balls.

“Persona, Shenlock  I summon you to grant my wishes, fuse your powers together!!” He shouted, the two pairs of dragon balls glowed in red, and blue light, combining, and fusing into purple. The fused dragon had the wings on Shenlock, the build of Persona, and the combined color scheme of both. The same was said for the head, and there voices spoke as one.

"YOU HAVE DISTURBED OUR REST, OUR NAME IS SHENSONA, SPEAK YOUR WISHES SO THAT I MAY GRANT THEM." He said.

“Shensona! My friend's souls were destroyed in his anger, and blind rage, my wish is for you to restore their souls!” Dillan shouted.  

"Your friend's soul, the one known as Nathan still exists, his body could not hold on to this world and so he died, but his soul is that of a true hero and warrior and so remained, speak of another wish." Shensona spoke.

“Wow, ok I wish for the lives of Mina, Celestia, and Nathan to be restored. “ Dillan yelled.

"Very well, though you forget of one soul that died on the same day, but your wish is granted!" He bellowed and instantly I was there, along with Mina and Celestia.

“Hey, sis how was otherworld?” He said.

"In one word, boring." She answered.

“Nathan.” He stated.

"Yes, what is it?" I asked.

“Use, the second wish to keep your solid to Cell.” He said smiling.

"Oh yeah, Shensona, I wish for Cell to have his own body, and to share the same powers and strength as I do." I said.

"Your wish is granted!" He shouted as Cell appeared right next to me.

“Thanks, Nathan, and you too Dillan.” Cell said.

"So, what now?" I asked.

“Could I make a wish?” Cell asked.

"Sure, knock yourself out." I said.

“Shensona! I wish for you to reincarnate all of the ponies, that I drank all those years ago!” He screamed.

"Your wish is granted, the ones that you've drank shall be reincarnated." Shensona stated.

“How, many more wishes do we have left?” Dillan asked.

"You have 8 more wishes left." He answered.

“8!!! Really, neat, so who else has a wish?” Dillan said.

"I would like to wish for something," Mina answered "Shensona, I wish that I was just as powerful as Nathan." She said, and my heart dropped.

"Your wish is granted." He said.

“Hey Nathan, I think you should wish, for your house to be sound proof, I think your gonna need it~” Dillan sang.

"Damn it, damn it, shit, shit!" I cried as tears of future sorrow and misery fell down my face.

“Hey, I have an idea, Shensona I wish that Nathan, and Mina had infinite stamina.” Dillan said.

"Your wish is granted." He said.

"Your a bitch Dillan, you a bitch!" I yelled.

“Oh come on you know you're going to have a lot of fun~” he said winking to Mina. “Make sure he obeys you.” He said.

"Oh I will." She said as she pulled it a dog collar and leash, along with a baseball bat, my fears have come true.

"You owe me big time you traitor!!" I yelled.

“Or I could turn you back to stone, or I could not.” He stated matter of factly.

"And I can snap your neck faster than you can blink." I argued in my own matter of fact tone.

“Then you'll have a very pissed off pregnant mare to deal with.” Screwball said glaring at me.

"Turn Nathan to stone, and I'll whoop all your asses, that includes yours Nathan." Mina threatened.

“... Hahahaha, it's good to have you all back, life would be boring without you all.” Dillan said performing a pinkie pie hug.

"Yeah I guess, hey Cell let's make a deal, when we're at home and/or in a life threatening fight, we'll be fused, but when we're training or want free time then we can separate, and master our techniques, including GSSG." I said.

“OK.” Cell stated, and I noticed Dillan trying not to laugh.

"What's so funny?!" I demanded.

“Just a terrible, terrible thought that looked into my head, I need to get my mind out of the gutter.” He said.

Realizing what he could've mean I decided to add a line to not give anyone the wrong idea. "No homo!"

“Oh no not that, seeing as how you two are separate, when you, and Mina have ‘fun time’ at home, won't that mean Mina will get two for one.” Dillan said gasping.

"No threesomes you perverted bastard!!" I yelled.

“Awww, that would have been fun!” Mina shouted causing Dillan to fall on the ground laughing.

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!" I yelled.

“Umm… I think that would be fun too man” Cell said blushing.

"I'm surrounded by sex crazy people." I said lowering my head. I looked up and realized Shensona, could solve my blight, I tried to speak, but Cell, Mina, and Dillan stopped me, and Screwy just laughed at my predicament.

“Umm… could ah make a wish?” We heard Applejack say.  

“Of course you can AJ, I still owe you for saving me.” Dillan said.

"A... Shensona, ah wish mah parents were brought back to life." She said.

"Your wish is granted." He said, and we see two ponies appear. One was a stallion, and one was a mare, the stallion had the same build as Big macintosh, had Aj’s color coat, and had an apple tree for a cutie mark. The mare had bright red hair, light orange coat, and an apple fritter for her cutie mark.

“Where, are we?” The stallion asked no pony.

"Ma, Pa, it's you, it's really you!" She exclaimed as tears of joy fell down her cheeks.

“Applejack!?! Is that you sugarcube?” Her mother asked. “Whats going on, how are we here?”

"Well, Applejack wished for you to be brought back to life, so yeah." I said. "Can I make my wish now?" I asked.

“Nope, Shensona I wish that none of Nathan's wishes could alter another living creature, especially after the whole mind erase thing.” Mina said glaring at me.

"I wish that wish was cancelled, and that it could never be wished for again by any and all dragon balls, in existence or otherwise!" I yelled.

“I cannot grant your wishes Nathan, one wish cannot be undone until it is granted, also I can't interfere with other dragon balls, however do to these conditions, your wish is granted Mina!”  Shensona said.

"Damn it... Wait I have an idea." I said as I used Instant Transmission to get into the gravity ship, punch in some random coordinates and hit the launch button. "Yes I'm a free man, I get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the view of space." I said in triumph.

“Oh really?” A voice said behind me.

"Who's there." I said with surprise.

“Just your friendly neighborhood god of destruction.” Beerus coming out of the shadows.

"Lord Beerus, why are you here?" I asked.

“I'm here on behalf of my student.”

"Let me guess, to bring me back, because if it is then please don't, I'll give you any and all the delicious food you want." I begged.

“It is not that, they could just bring you back with Shensona's combined magic, no Dillan said that you are no longer a friend to him, for abandoning your children, and his sister.” Beerus stated.

"Please understand that she had dog collars and chains man, this is like a vacation day." I said.

“But, you left without warning, and Mina believes that you left because you don't love her, and I know what you're thinking, ‘i just killed, and died avenging her, how can she think that’, she thinks this because if you remember when one is revived, they are brought back the exact same way as they died.” He said. “Do you know where I'm going with this?”

"I know, but be in my shoes real quick, imagine if after all the shit you've been through to make you girlfriend happy, and she uses dog collars and chains, and a baseball bat, just to do 'it' with you, I'm a prison bitch in my own home." I said on my knees.

“Isn't that what makes life fun? And besides she was just joking, she was bonding with her new brother, I mean they could have done something else, but it's Dillan.” He said.

"You mean to tell me, that she was joking," I said as I lowered my head "I hate my life sometimes."

“Hakuna Matata, but I believe you should go back, and yes lion king reference.” He said.

"Well, at least they haven't figured out that they could simply have used Instant Transmission to track me down, and drag me back, right." I said.

“I wouldn't count us out dude!” I heard an all too familiar voice say from behind Beerus, as Dillan, Screwball, Cell, and Mina stepped out.

“Nathan! I'm sorry if that joke was to cruel, but I thought it would be funny!” Mina said hugging me.

"Well, if somebody did that to you, and you didn't know what they meant with that gesture until now, you aren't gonna think it's a joke." I said.

“Well… I guess so, unless it was you, then I'd embrace it.” She said with a seductive smile.

"Can I at least continue with my... unannounced vacation?" I asked.

“No, because you left without warning, and I'm pregnant!” She shouted.

"That's why I added the 'unannounced' part." I said.

“Well I guess so, but… when you get back, dog collar on me.” she whispered.

"You're joking, right?" I asked weakly.

“You won't know until you get back, but until then, do to the draconequus DNA, I now have a heat season.” She said smiling.

"OK now I know you're joking." I said.

“Actually, no she's not, your not a female, so you didn't get one.” Dillan said.

“Right, and I just entered it, so~ seeing as you're leaving for vacation… hey Cell?” She began.

"Yes?" He asked.

“Could you help me with any… urges I have until Nathan gets back, if you know what I mean.” She said.

"I'm gonna get lucky." He said.

“Eeyup!” Mina exclaimed as I watched in shock.

"Why him?" I asked.

“Well, the only other guys I know are, your sons, and Dillan, and I don't think Screwball wants to share.” She explained.

“I don't mind.” Screwy said.

“WAIT, WHAT!?!” Dillan shouted.

"Dillan, I think you better keep a close eye on your wife." I advised. He looked in between Mina, and Screwball before shrugging.

“I'll try anything once, but I think it'll be a good idea to make you Screwballs sister then.” He said.  

"I guess so." I shrugged.

“Wait, why aren't you pissed that Mina even suggested this?” Dillan asked.

"Oh believe me... I'm absolutely livid." I said.

“Your saving your anger for when you get back aren't you?” He said.

"You know me too well it would seem." I said.

“Damn, I hope you like it ruff Mina, cause if the three of us have ‘fun’ I ain't gentle, and pretty sure Nathan will like the dog collar then.” He said smirking.

“Oh boy, this is gonna be fun!” Mina yelled.

"Oh it'll be fun, for me at least." I said.

“I have an idea, seeing how Mina wants this, as much as we do, why don't we all do ‘it’ tonight in a group?” Dillan suggested, “That way, you can go on your trip, and Mina will be even happier.”

“Yesss!” Mina shouted.

"Well I hope somebody picks up the phone, BECAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT!!" I shouted.

“Oh yeah I remember that.” Dillan said. “Well, this should be fun!” He yelled.

"You said it." I said.