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The Ultimate Surprise

by shadowshild612

Chapter 23: Really?

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Really?

I was on my way to the train station so i could go to  canterlot for an important conference with the other leaders of the nation's.

“I'm so bored.” I said as we were waiting at the train station.

“What you wanna do?” Screwball and Discord said together.

“Idk.” I said as a fang that looks exactly like Discords. “Well then this is a displaced token.” I said as I heard the oath.

We are sorry but Token Update not available: Old oath is old but please hear it.

“OK” I said to the token.

I am Loki, Master of Chaos and Defender of the Balance. If you fight for Balance, for Freedom, and for Good, know that I will come to your aid! But know this...if you fight for imbalance or for the forces of evil....be aware that there are many fates worse than Death!

“Man that was like what a year ago? No wait time really lost all meaning for me at this point.” A Discord wearing a full body cloak with a cane in his paw said as he just appeared out thin air. “It’s God of Balance now by the way I’m Loki.”

“Hi!” I said. “I'm Dillan, you know Discord obviously, and that's my mare friend Screwball.” I said. “How's the multiverse treating you.”

“Depends which one?” A astral projection of Discord said appearing next to Loki.

“He means this one.” A astral projection of anthro Twilight said appearing opposite of Astral Discord.

“Both alright oh yeah this is Discord my voice of Chaos and Evilight my voice of order and…” Loki strated padding his cloak, “Where is it of here she is,” He pulled from a pocket a bacon haired Alicorn wearing the same cloak as him, “This is my student/assistant/ traveling companion Sunset Shimmer.”

“Loki could you not pull my out of your pockets next time?” Sunset asked.

“No promises.”

“Oooook then.” I said. “I'm Dillan Wilder of an Ultimatrix, and adopted son of princesses Luna.” I said revealing my Ultimatrix. “Want to join us for our trip to canterlot?”

“Sure why not so will we be taking teleportation train or giant robot?” Loki asked.

“How about… warp black hole.” I said  summoning a black hole.

“Is that safe?” Sunset asked.

“Well it’s more save then the void,” Astral Discord said.

“Sure why not not the first time I’ve stepped into a black hole… it was a dare Sunset Dis dared me alright,” Loki said as if knowing what screwball was going to ask.

“OK.” I said as me, Screwball, and Discord stepped thru followed by Loki and Sunset.  We reappeared in the middle of the canterlot meeting room.

“Dillan, Discord, and Screwball it's good to see you again.” Mother Luna said. “And… why are there three Discords? And why is one an astral projection?”

“Long story.” I said.

“Well let's get started.” Mother said all of us sitting down as the dragons and griffons Kings walked in.

“Oh yeah sorry I should introduce myself Loki, former displaced current traveler and this is Sunset my assistant nice to meet you all,” The two astral projects tapped their feet, “You both are me you don’t get introduction.” Loki snapped back.

“Just to be nice Loki.” I said. “After all these are visiting dignitaries.”

“Oh trust me he got repended by Twilight for this alright,” Astral Discord said, “I’m Discord and this is Evilight we serve as his voices of Chaos and Order.”

“Alright then let's get down to businesses.” I said. “Why have you called this meeting Mr?” I asked the griffons King.

“We have reports of many robberies and murders in our kindom caused by ponies, and I am sharp claw.” The griffon king said.

“I have had reports of smugglers taking our eggs ponies as well and I am King Red scale.” The Dragon king said.

“Hmmm the Dragon thing and the Griffins sounds like organized crime,” Astra Evilight whispered to Loki.

“That's exactly what I was thinking.” I said to evilight. “However there's no positive evidence that IV seen that proves that ponies did this.”

“ARE YOU CALLING US LIARS!?” Sharp claw yelled.

“No we are saying you might be yelling at the wrong person if you honestly think Government committees are even the ponies can stop crime,” Astral Discord said.

“AND WHAT ABOUT THE EYE WITNESSES WE HAVE!?” Red scale yelled.

“I don’t know I could go back in time to see if they are telling the truth but I’m pretty sure they were just viewing crime.” Loki said with a shrug.

“Sure.” I said

“Alright Sunset hold my calls for a moment,” Loki disappeared in a blue blur and soon reappeared.

“Well?” I asked.

“Crime this whole meeting kinda a waste of time if you ask me.” Loki said before turning to Sunset, “No one called?”

“You were gone for only a second.” She pointed out.

“A second for you five hours for me.”

“WE DON'T CARE! WE WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING OR ELSE WE WILL DECLARE WAR!” Sharp claw yelled.

After this statement me, aunt celestia, and mother Luna rose to our feet.

“YOU DARE THREATEN OUR SUBJECTS BECAUSE OF YOUR ARROGANCE?!” I yelled. “NO ONE THREATENS MY HOME! IF IT'S WAR YOU  WANT YOU GOT IT! NOW GET OUT!” I yelled snapping my fingers and teleporting them away.

“Should we leave or interfere?” Sunset asked Loki as they still remained seated.

“No this war has no concern with balance plus just because I can stop it doesn’t mean I should just snap my talons to do I thought you released this with the Solar Empire and New Lunar Republic universe best to take out the course of the war then to literally fight it.”

Sunset blinked at this, “You just want to play a Superhero don’t you?”

“Yes.”

“Thanks for the offer but you have to get back to your Twilight and Nyx.” I said standing. “This is our fight, plus we should be fine seeing as I have the Ultimatrix

“Ok one no using the fourth wall to learn about me, two I have all the time in the Multiverse you literally just watched me time travel, and three I can’t find said reality plus pretty sure my job means I must help.”

“OK: one I already knew about you before I became a displaced, two I can help you get home if you want and three… I got nuthin.” I said.

“Well then you want to prove the King's wrong right?” Loki asked as in a flash he was dressed as batman and Sunset as robin, “Let's go fight some scumbags.” He said in a brooding tone.

“Sure, I guess.” I said teleporting us all to ponyville. “First we need to tell everypony about the war.”

“Ok,” Loki said then spoke again, “Done telepathically told them all about the war.”

Everypony started running and screaming. “Good one.” I said clapping sarcastically.

“Dillan? What are we gonna do?” Screwball asked.

“I don't know.” I said. “But, before all hell breaks lose, how about some fun?” I said snapping my fingers and creating a stage.  “What do you say Loki?”

Loki outfit changed into that of a show host with what looked like a megaphone in her hands, “Yes I am in fact voice of Chaos tell them what you could win!”

Astral Discord spoke up, “Why a new car of course all for the low low price of 12,000 bits!” Sunset was not even phased by the dress of the fact she was standing a new car.

“Sorry I just always wanted to do that.” Loki said with a smile.

“That's ok” I said. I then teleported to the stage. “Ladies and gentlecolts! I know we have a war about to start, but let's have some fun! Who wants to sing!” I yelled getting an applause.

“I will!” Screwball yelled.

“Then come on down!” I said as she got on stage.

What song do you think she'll sing?” I asked Loki.

Loki pulled out the lyrics to a song, “Here I got this off youtube it’s the Daddy Discord song.” Loki said handing the paper, “Before you ask yes I get youtube even this far from earth’s multiverse.”

“Nice, but I'm not sure, the rhythm is wrong.” I said as Screwball began talking.

“This song goes out to my wonderful colt\ boyfriend Dillan!” She said happily.

“Why?” I said laughing as I blushed as she sang

You can be the peanut butter to my jelly

You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly

You can be the captain and I can be your first mate

You can be the chills that I feel on our first date

You can be the hero and I can be your side kick

You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split

You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'

Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

[Hook 1:]

Don't know if I could ever be

Without you 'cause boy you complete me

And in time I know that we'll both see

That we're all we need

[Hook 2:]

'Cause you're the apple to my pie (pie)

You're the straw to my berry (berry)

You're the smoke to my high (high)

And you're the one I wanna marry (marry)

[Chorus:]

'Cause you're the one for me (for me)

And I'm the one for you (for you)

You take the both of us (of us)

And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two

We're the perfect two

Baby me and you

We're the perfect two

[Verse 2:]

You can be the prince and I can be your princess

You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist

You can be the shoes and I can be the laces

You can be the heart that I spill on the pages

You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser

You can be the pencil and I can be the paper

You can be as cold as the winter weather

But I don't care as long as we're together

[Hook 1:]

Don't know if I could ever be

Without you 'cause boy you complete me

And in time I know that we'll both see

That we're all we need

[Hook 2:]

'Cause you're the apple to my pie (pie)

You're the straw to my berry (berry)

You're the smoke to my high (high)

And you're the one I wanna marry (marry)

[Chorus:]

'Cause you're the one for me (for me)

And I'm the one for you (for you)

You take the both of us (of us)

And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two

We're the perfect two

Baby me and you

We're the perfect two (yeah)

[Bridge:]

You know that I'll never doubt ya

And you know that I think about ya

And you know I can't live without ya

No (oh, oh)

I love the way that you smile

And maybe in just a while

I can see me walk down the aisle

(whoa, yeah)

[Hook 2:]

'Cause you're the apple to my pie (pie)

You're the straw to my berry (berry)

You're the smoke to my high (high)

And you're the one I wanna marry (marry)

[Chorus:]

'Cause you're the one for me (for me)

And I'm the one for you (for you)

You take the both of us (of us)

And we're the perfect two (yeah)

We're the perfect two (oh)

We're the perfect two (oh)

Baby me and you

We're the perfect two

Yeah, yeah

The sound of clapping was heard as Loki a few dozen ponies and Sunset all chaired at the song, “That was amazing hey are you sure you forgot to put a ring on her?” Loki teased nudging me in the sides with his elbow.

“Just watch.” I said as I got on stage. “That was wonderful, now I have a song for you!” I said getting an applause. “This song is how I feel towards you screwy.yeah

For the way you changed my plans

For being the perfect distraction

For the way you took the idea that I have

Of everything that I wanted to have

And made me see there was something missing, oh always

For the ending of my first begin

(Ooh, yeah yeah, ooh, yeah yeah)

And for the rare and unexpected friend

(Ooh, yeah yeah, ooh, yeah yeah)

For the way you're something that I'd never choose

But at the same time, something I don't wanna lose

And never wanna be without ever again

You're the best thing I never knew I needed

So when you were here I had no idea

You the best thing I never knew I needed

So now it's so clear, I need you here always

My accidental happily

(Ever after)

The way you smile and how you comfort me

(With your laughter)

I must admit you were not a part of my book

But now if you open it up and take a look

You're the beginning and the end of every chapter

You're the best thing I never knew I needed

So when you were here I had no idea

(When you were here)

You the best thing I never knew I needed

(That I needed)

So now it's so clear, I need you here always

(Now it's so clear)

Who knew that I could be

(Who knew that I could be)

So unexpectedly

(So unexpectedly)

Undeniably happier

Sitting with you right here, right here next to me

Girl, you're the best

You're the best thing I never knew I needed

(Said I needed)

So when you were here I had no idea

(When you were here)

(Said I had no idea)

You're the best thing I never knew I needed

(That I needed)

So now it's so clear I need you here always

(Now it's so clear)

(So clear, so clear, I need you always)

Now it's so clear, I need you here always

Another round of applause erupted as I finished my song.

“And I have one more!” I said as the music started.

A hundred and five is the number that comes to my head

When I think of all the years I wanna be with you

Wake up every morning with you in my bed

That's precisely what I plan to do

And you know one of these days when I get my money right

Buy you everything and show you all the finer things in life

We'll forever be in love, so there ain't no need to rush

But one day I won't be able to ask you loud enough

[Chorus]

I'll say, "Will you marry me?"

I swear that I will mean it

I'll say, "Will you marry me?"

Singing

Ooh whoa ooh oh

Ooh whoa ooh oh

Ooh whoa ooh oh

Oh, yeah

How many girls in the world can make me feel like this?

Baby I don't ever plan to find out

The more I look, the more I find the reasons why

You're the love of my life

You know one of these days when I get my money right

Buy you everything and show you all the finer things in life

We'll forever be in love, so there ain't no need to rush

But one day I won't be able to ask you loud enough

[Chorus]

I'll say, "Will you marry me?"

I swear that I will mean it

I'll say, "Will you marry me?"

[Bridge]

And if I lost everything

In my heart it means nothing

'Cause I have you,

Girl, I have you

To get right down on bended knee

Nothing else would ever be better, better

That day when...

I'll say, "Will you marry me?"

I swear that I will mean it

I'll say, "Will you marry me?"

I'll say, "Will you marry me?"

(I'll get down on one knee)

I swear that I will mean it

I'll say, "Will you marry me?"

Got me singing

Ooh whoa ooh oh

Got me singing

Ooh whoa ooh oh

Would you marry me, baby?

Ooh whoa ooh oh

Ooh whoa ooh oh

Ooh whoa ooh oh

A hundred and five is the number that comes to my head

When I think of all the years I wanna be with you

Wake up every morning with you in my bed

That's precisely what I plan to do, yeah.

“Screwball draconequus will you marry me!” I said on one knee holding the ring I bought her on our first date. Screwball was in tears as everyone clapped.

“Yes! Yes! Yes! A million times yes!” She said hugging me.

“How'd you like that?” I asked Loki.

“This is all I can say,” Loki hand reached up and a star was pulled right out of the sky. He crushed it down into a white dwarfs and shattered it into rings made of diamonds, “No need to go buying yourself wedding rings take this as my gift to the newly to be married weds.”

“Smooth.” I said taking the rings. “By the way are you ever going to purpose to your Twilight?”

“I’m already married to her…” Loki said pulling out his wedding ring, “I think you a bit late on that one.”

“Right...damn multiverse. Sorry but I know a lot about a lot of displaced and things get mixed up.” I said. “Also I think it's time you get home. What do you say?”

“Right come on Sunset we have me to track down!” Loki screamed grabbing his Alicorn and walking through a vortex of something best left unsaid.

“Wait!” I yelled getting his attention.

“Oh if it’s about my Reality I wouldn’t bet on finding it though even if you could I have a out of control Alternative unbalanced version of himself to take care of before I think of heading home, better I tie up any loose ends you know.” Loki said with a shrug.

“I get that but I have a gift for you.” I said. “Ultimatrix slice target with Namekian, and saiyan dna!” I said splicing both Loki and  sunset. “Now you have the powers of a saiyan and a Namekian BTW you can make dragon balls of chaos and go super sayian, also do to my powers along with yours only this version of you has it.” I said sticking out my hand. “Use them to keep the multiverse in balance, and get home safely. “ I said giving sunset my token.

“Thanks though I will most likely lose them the moment I shapeshift and they are kinda worthless it’s the thought that counts come on Sunset!” Loki said jumping into the vortex with her.

“There actually permanent if you want them to be at least for sunset! Later!” I yelled into the portal as it closed.

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