I was walking down the street trying to think of something special for screwball after all a pony only turns 25 once right? I sighed in frustration when a bottle that looked like hoopa’s prison bottle hit my head.

“Ow” I said as I pick it up and heard the oth.

"I am the Mistress of the Golden Ring, the Master of Warp Space, the Child of Mischief. I am the sole survivor of the apocalypse, striving to become God to bring the world back from despair. I am Itazura, and you can call me to help or talk, I really don't mind."

“Um ok then, wait I know the name itazura from a fanfic, and it was a displaced one two.” I said thinking. “Oh well, Itazura I summon thee!”

A golden hoopa ring appeared, a shiny version of said pokemon coming out.

“Oh!” I said happily. “Now I remember were I heard your name, your the last survivor of your equestria right?” I asked.

“Well, that’s what I thought, but I found some people, they were in this underground shelter thing.”  Itazura said, smiling.

“Well that's good right?” I said. “I am Dillan, Wilder of an Ultimatrix, and prince of the night; it's nice to meet ya.”

“Yeah, it’s much more fun in my world with actual other people, I’m Itazura, Goddess of my universe.”  The hoopa said, grinning and bowing.

“Not to mention sex slave?” I asked with a grin. “Sorry the earth that I come from is a center point of the displaced universe, all displaced are stories there.” I explain.

“That’s only to my displacer as a thanks for all the superpowers, and I know what you mean, my earth was like that to.”  Ita said, shrugging, a carefree expression on her face.

“Mhm, sure not counting the other three people you had sex with, including your own 'big brother'” I said chuckling. “Anyway I was wondering if you could help me?”

“Sure.”  The hoopa said, smiling.  “What’d ya need?”

“I'm trying to think of a birthday gift for my fiance, and it needs to be perfect! This world is about to enter a war you see, and I don't know how long I'll be gone.” I said with a sad expression.

“Wars, there so annoying.”  She muttered, a frown on her face.  “Well, I could give your wife a pokemon, I got all of my plates, so they’re easy to make, either as the bots that I’m sure you read about, or as actual pokemon.”

“Well, to tell you the truth I have a set of dragon balls, and she's screwball the daughter of Discord. What can I get for a girl that can get anything with a snap of her fingers?” I said. “I asked you so I could get a girl's perspective, all the girls here are too afraid of her to help.”

“Well, are there any limits on her powers that would make her not able to give herself something, because mine don’t have those, so I could make you something to give her.”  She suggested.

“Hmm… now that I think about it, once she was done watching the anime, attack on Titan she said she wished she had that metal machine they use.” I said remembering.

“The 3D maneuver gear?” The shiny asked, tilting her head.

“I think so, it’s the ones they use on their hips, she also wanted the main character's ability to transform into a Titan, but a Titan with chaos magic? No thanks.” I said shivering at the thought.

“Okay, one set of maneuver gear coming up!”  The hoopa exclaimed, the ring on her left horn going off and to her side, her reaching in and pulling a set of it out.

“Wow! Thanks, I can't do that with my hoopa form.” I said. “As a thank you how's about we battle? I can also splice your dna with a Namekians, or a saiyan.” I said teleporting the gear to my house.

“Sure, I could use a good battle, and I think I’d like some saiyan DNA, that’d make training a little easier.” She said, putting her ring back on her horn.

“Ok then, ultimatrix hoops!” I yelled transforming into my shiny hoopa form. “Dragon balls if you were wondering” I said in my perfect hoopa voice. “Alay hoopa ring!” I yelled making a portal. “Come on follow your fellow hoopa! Itazura-chan.”

“Alright.”  She said, a very amused look on her face.

“Alay hoopa ring!” I yelled doing a backflip in the air before the ultimatrix tuned out and I face plant. “Ow.” I mutter as Itazura comes through.

“I don’t think your ultimatrix liked that very much.”  The hoopa said as she giggled.

“It usually does though, I thought I noticed the time limit, but oh well. Welcome my friend, to my training ship! It's the one from dbz.” I said smiling. “ Of course I modified it.” I told her pushing a button and transformed it into a Pokemon like arena.

“Nice.”  She said, looking around.  “Is that ring stuck there now?”  She asked, noticing it was still there.

“Oh, you can have it.” I said snapping my fingers. “They reform on me when I transform so yeah, it will listen to you like any other of your rings. Although that one will let you communicate with me if you need help.” I said.

“Well, I could make a ring back here since I’ve been here anyway, but thanks.”  She said, putting that ring above the one already around her waist, it changing to be similar to her other rings.  “Now, let’s fight.”

“Of course, ultimatrix overlord!” I shouted transforming into a shiny Arceus. “My Ultimatrix automatically makes my Pokemon forms shiny.”  

“Nice choice, though, does that form have it’s plates?”  She asked, looking relaxed.

“But of course, in triplicate.” I said bringing them all out. “ I love chaos magic.”

She snapped her fingers, the plates suddenly going off to the side.  “Let’s not use our plates then, if we do, we’ll be here all day shooting useless attacks at each other.”  She suggested.  “Well, I won’t use my plates more defensive abilities anyway.”

“Um ok, by the way what type is hoopa again?” I asked.

“Ghost and Psychic in my bound form.”  She told me.

“Not really.” I said into the sky. “I have the ability to talk to people outside the fourth wall.” I said noticing Itazura’s confused expression.

“Oh, well I just say whatever I want when I want to talk to Author me, since I know they’ll hear it anyway.”  She said, shrugging.

“True but I have to be specific cuse I can hear both so.” I said sending a psycho cut at her.

She simply used protect, not looking like that strained her at all, smirking.  “Nice try, my turn!”  She exclaimed, using Hyperspace Hole.

“Where are you ~” I said in an excited voice because  I haven't had this much fun in weeks.

She appeared out of a hole in the ground in front of me, uppercutting me with a Brick Break assisted punch.

“Oof!” I said shaking my head. “Nice, ultimatrix, doomsday!” I yelled becoming my shiny houndoom form. “Try this!” I said teleporting behind her and using dark pulse point blank.

She was sent forward, but didn’t seem very affected beyond that, smiling.  “It’ll take more than type advantage to beat me now.”  She said, using her left ring again, she reached in, pulling out a glowing green rock.

“Is… that supposed to be a kryptonite wannabe?” I asked trying to make a joke.

“No, I just reached into a DC verse and stole some.”  She told me, putting her ring back on her horn, the rock briefly gaining a different colored glow.  “And now you can’t poof it away.”

“Um, ok? In that case.” I said making my eyes glow, and turning her rings blue. “Now you can't use your rings, the only place they will take you now is a black hole.”

“Well, good thing I don’t need them to fight.”  She said, spamming Agility a couple times and vanishing from view, appearing behind me and using Fairy Wind.

I flew across the room reverting to normal. “Ok time for power.” I said going super sayian. “My dna was crossed with a saiyan, dragon, and demon.” I told her before using super speed to grab the horns from behind.

She moaned, her horns being sensitive.

“Oh? You like this?” I said rubbing her horns more and more aggressively.

She simply moaned more, a blush coming across her face now.

I stopped what I was doing getting a pout from her. “Want me to continue?” I asked her.

“Yes, please.”  She said, face still red.

“Do I win?” I asked.

“Yea, sure, whatever.”  She said, not sounding like she cared too much about who won.

“Ok then.” I said putting my hand in-between her legs or where they would be and stroking it. “How's this?”

She moaned again, leaning back into me.  “H-here, l-let’s make this easier.”  She said, her form glowing, changing so that she was in her humanoid teenager form.

“Not bad but how about a threesome?” I asked kissing her. “Would you like that?” I said rubbing more intensely.

“S-sure.”  She said, kissing back and moaning.  “T-that sounds fine.”

“But first, r u a slut?” I ask her tubing both her horn and pussy.

“E-every so s-slightly.”  She said, as she moaned, face reddening more.

“Prove it before I go get my fiance.” I said spinning her around and forcing her on her knees. “Suck”

She did so happily, looking up at me as she did. I moan as she takes my 7 foot long dick and swallows it whole.

“ Damn you … are good.” I said. “Time for even more fun.” I said taking off my clothes and getting on my knees, planting a deep kiss on her mouth and ramming my  tongue in. “U want more?” I ask as my dick is at her pussy lips.

She kissed back with a moan, a lustful look on her face.  “Y-yes, p-please.”  She said.

“Then let's change the stakes a bit after all what fun is it without risks?” I said shifting into hoops. “Better hope I don't come inside, or you'll get pregnant.” I said kissing her again.

“I-I’m not sure I’d be very upset about that.”  She said as she kissed back, wrapping her tongue around mine.

“Very well.” I said slowly putting my dick into her making us both moan. I start thrusting in and out faster and faster.

“oh god the faces are so cute.”  I thought seeing the faces she was making. “You want more?” I ask.

She couldn’t reply, a dazed look on her face as she moaned with each thrust.

“I'll take that as a yes.” I said going even faster. We when at if for a good half hour until I couldn't hold it. “Oh god! I'm cumming!” I said sucking her boobs.

She let out a louder moan as well, tightening around me as we cummed together. I transformed back and looked at her. “You do realize that I just got you pregnant right?” I asked.

“Don’t caaare~.”  She said, shrugging and smiling.

I got up and started kissing her again with my tongue. She eagerly kissed back, using her tongue as well.

“This might be the heat talking but I think I love you.” I said rubbing her horns.

“Make sure it’s not the heat before I respond to that.”  She told me, moaning.

“I'm positive, you know this world let's two people marry one guy maybe after we get to know each other more we could?” I asked kissing her.

“Sure, getting to know each other first is good.”  She said, kissing back.

I spun her over and got on top of her, I began to rub her horns, while kissing her, and putting my dick in her ass.

She yelped at this, moaning, kissing me back and relaxing herself.

“Damn straight, you two enjoying the show?” I asked the writers.

“A bit.” Shadow said.

“Definitely.” A second voice said.

“Oh god I'm coming again!” I yelled forcing her back onto her back and Jams my dick into her mouth as I came. “How's it taste?”

She greedily gulped it down, smiling up at me.  “Tastes great.”  She told me.

“Good” I said as I began to make out with her. I pulled away and smiled. “How about a different form?” I asked.

“What form?”  She asked, an interested look on her face.

“Forearms?” I asked kissing her again.

“Sure.”  She said, kissing me back, exploring my mouth with her tongue.

“Ultmatrix forearms.” I said shifting into four arms. “ Think you can take two?” I ask holding two dicks up to her mouth.

She grinned at me, opening her mouth up wide as a response. I grab her head and jamed them down her throat. She was making the cutest noises. I kept pumping until I came right in her face

“Like?”

“Yes, very.”  She said after drinking all the cum, a lustful look on her face.

“Well, that was fun.” I said standing.

“W-wait, a-aren’t you going to fuck me?”  She asked, a pleading tone in her voice.

“Sure, but on one condition.” I said.

“W-what is it?”  She asked, sounding a little desperate, and very horny.

“I get to summon you whenever I want to fuck, and you have to call me master when moaning my name.” I said rubbing both dicks in her face. “Deal?”

“Y-you already could for the f-first, and yes… master.”  She said, a submissive look on her face.

“Good girl now suck once more.” I ordered.

“Yes master.”  She said, grabbing both of my dicks in one hand as she started sucking, rubbing and sucking at the same time, looking up at me.  

“Ok, time for the Real thing.” I say picking her up and putting them both in both holes. “Do you like this?”

“Y-yes master.”  She said, wrapping her arms and legs around me, moaning. I kiss her for the rest of the night. “Listen tomorrow is screwballs birthday, let's finish this all night and have your three some tomorrow.” I tell her.

“S-sure, master.”  She moaned, kissing me back, tightening slightly around me.

“Good girl ~” I said pulling out and coming all over her face. “Next form.” I said becoming diamond head. “ This is going to be a fun night isn't it slave.” I said finally teleporting us to my room on the ship.

“Yes master~”  She said, lust in her voice, kissing me.

Chapter end