Author's Notes:

Alternate Chapter Title:In Wihch I Get Buzzed
Spelled Incorrectly on purpose.

Unshown thing: Terry bought some bug nets... the more you know.

I didn't know this before, but I hate closeup images of bees and beehives... Oh god... Not The Bees! NOT THE BEES!
This is a picture which shows the size of the queen bee.

This is a picture of what she looks like

Combine the two.
I'm not even going to put a picture of a real life beehive. I really don't like bees now.

As we got closer to the town I saw some Rich Mahogany Trees but they were much closer together than they could be in the game. When we were at an alright distance from the ground I jumped out of the chariot. I hit the ground without making a noise and walked into town. I saw a garish as hell carousel in the middle of town. I decided 'fuck it' it looks like a place for clothes. I totally didn't read the sign that says 'Carousel Boutique' beforehand. I stepped inside, there was a white unicorn (Damn you KKK ponies) who was sewing a ...horse dress? Do they even need clothing? They have tails, that and some moderator of the universe is making it so I can't see anything at all. "Why do you horses need clothing?!?"

"Did you just call me a whorse? In my own shop?" she asked with that tone that makes you know you fucked up. How is that insulting? I asked her. "It is saying that I am a lady of the night," Wat?

"I... am... sorry? I guess. I'm not from around here, what do you have for wares?"

"It's more like wears, darling, but I'll show you," A window popped up while my body which I had no control over walked and talked with Rarity in almost the exact way I would. My body took off the sunglasses and the helmet of my armor popped into existence with no noise. Rarity flinched back. My body took off the dyes and the armor. There were four options.

I looked in my inventory. Bits? I don't have any bi... oh. All of my coins were changed in some way. The copper coins were changed into gold coins with ones on them. The silvers had become coins with 10 on them. My golds had changed into ones with hundreds on them. I bet the platinums would have thousands on them. I gave five of the 10 coins and it put me into an interface. I could choose a head piece, a torso or a lower body. I could decide the colors, design, and embossments. I decided on a bright green base color with a black lightning bolt symbol over the arms and a purple skull over the heart. I tapped

and it was added as an item in the shop. Deathshock Shirt. Vanity: 100 bits. I saw that I had way more hundred coins than I should of. I bought the shirt and put it on. It clashed with the armor something fierce. I designed a cloth mask that was green with black fire on the eyes and a purple biohazard symbol over the mouth and I designed a lower body vanity item that was green with black wings on the ankles and a purple lightning from the knee to the wings, called Firehazard Mask and Electrowing Pants respectively. I bought them both for 50 bits each. I put on the whole set and talked with... Rarity, the shopkeeper. I hit shop and was pleasantly shocked. She sold all of the dyes. It was amazing. I bought three Blue Flame Dyes because the pattern looks pimp. I also bought three... red and green dyes? What? Two colors... get on my level. I equipped them and the clothing became red with green patterns. I looked amazing. I walked out of that garish ass place like a pimp... and summarily get flattened... or I would if I wasn't a Terrarian. I went flying backwards, because twenty damage is enough to go flying back 12 feet. The... pegasus went flying into the ground when I was gone and I heard a crack. All of the ponies around us turned and faced us.

"I didn't do shit! Blame her for flying fast enough to break bones if someone squishy isn't there," I grabbed some mushrooms from a nearby garden along with a bottle and one of my slime that I got from the arctic slimes. I placed the bottle on the table, grabbed another bottle and mixed the slime with the mushrooms. It turned into a red color from a toxic looking cyan. I held it out to the rainbow maned speed demon.

"You can't make me drink that! You probably poisoned it!" I took a sip. "It was probably poison that you have the antidote for!"

"I would so poison you in the middle of this crowd full of people that obviously know you," all of the ponies started looking agressive. "That was goddamn sarcasm!"

"What's sarcasm?" My jaw dropped.

"Sarcasm is when you say something in a way that let's people know you're not serious. I was telling this polychromatic one here, or trying to, that I wouldn't poison her when so many of her allies are around," One of the ponies raised his front walking utensil. "If you ask what about if the allies weren't here I will kick you," He put his front limb down. She drank it.

"This is disgusting! You poisoned me!" Everyone relaxed. Are you stupid or something?

"Contrary to what you think, most poisons are tasteless or sweet and most medicines are disgusting," She looked down in shame.

*Crack, crack... crack ck ck* That, sounded bad. Her body straightened forcefully. I... did not expect that... She straightened out into a bipedal person with wings... fuck.

"What did you do to me?!?" Damn... if I didn't know she was still a pony. She was a fully nude Terrarian with the curves of a goddess.

"You... should probably go talk to Rarity... I think the effect is temporary but if not you need clothing. I'm gonna go deal with a hornet problem... bye!" I said as I ran towards the welcoming sea of jungle. I already saw some new creatures. Speaking of which... how do I know all of the knowledge that I do of crafting and enemies in... Terraria? What is Terraria? I have an image in my mind of myself staring at a glowing image of a giant misshapen mass of tentacles. I was very disturbed... then I was looking at a spike that flew into my chest. I looked up and saw some more slimes. I brought out my windigo and he was the right size... thank god. He flew around and easily killed the slimes. He found something called a timberwolf. His magic froze it. It shattered and I got two items. Frozen Nature HeartMaterial: Pried from an animal's cold dead chest., Boreal Wood and Canine Essence Material;Essence of a Canine Now I feel bad. My windigo killed some more of them and I killed one myself without him. It dropped something called Heart of Nature, Rich Mahogany Wood and some more Canine Essence.

I chopped down some trees. When I turned back they grew back and were bigger. I chopped one of them down and a motherfucking giant tree sprouted up from the middle of nowhere like the Jack and the Beanstalk(?) fairy tale! I went inside the door-shaped entrance, because why the fuck not? It was much bigger than the normal(?) ones in Terraria(?) I dropped down through some trapdoors in platforms. I walked down a root hallway. There was a chest, a table and two chairs. The chest contained some dynamite, a gold coin, which I had way more of since cartoon horses. There was also a Living Mahogany Wand. Sweet! I can make a treehouse!

I added a torch in the room and went upstairs... there were already fully furnished rooms in all five of the big branches and six fully furnished rooms in the top of the tree along with an observatory. There was a room full of eight empty bookshelves and a desk and chair. The tree was massive. I wanted to try something. I went to the top of the tree and jumped. When I hit the ground I went against the instinct of landing with my legs straight and rolled like a pimp. I only took five damage instead of the instant death that height would of landed me in Terraria(?). That's useful but difficult to do. I walked until I smelt something delicious.

"I walked into a cave system and descended. There was a chest that contained an Aglet and a shrine that had an Anklet of the Wind. I could now run very fast. It scared me. All I had to do was dash and start running. I continued following the scent. I then saw two things that snapped me out of my trance. I saw a giant ass hornet and a massive bee hive. It was teeming with bees and had four giant holes that were five times as tall as me and three times as wide. There were a multitude of holes that were the size of my head. All of the bees there looked very real. And terrifying.

I walked into the hive via one of the large holes. The substance under my feet slowed me down. I also felt tiny little crunches underneath my feet... eww. That's disgusting. There were bees inside of whatever I'm stepping on. I walked into the hive. Out of nowhere a bunch of bees came and attacked. They're all bigger than my head... I really don't like this place. I dashed and suddenly the odds were more even. I wanted to test something out so in my invent I switched to my Golden Captain's Helmet and golden armor. All of my bees got better and strategized and even though my windigo got smaller, it got stronger. I may use this more often. I saw a fuckmassive pool of honey and thought I better not fall in there. Nothing could save me from drowning in there.

I saw a wall of brown and thought That wasn't there in (Terraria) I wonder if it's bee wax? I mined at it with my silver equivalent pickaxe. I was mining, I got 34 Bee Wax Material. and continued mining. Too bad I didn't see the abnormally large bee. I heard a crunch and saw;

I'm boned. I turned around to see... (I wanted to leave it here too.) a nightmare fuel-esque boss. The bee that I saw was as least fifteen times bigger than me. It had nasty looking eggs on it's thorax and had two stingers, or that's what I thought. I saw in front of me as a taunt, Bee Wax(10). The big bad bee shot a stinger at me. One grew back into the hole. I grabbed it from midair and put it in my backpack. Stinger. I also found out during my stay in the stone that there was a settings menu. I could turn off vocal sound. No more damn 'Critical Hit' noise. The bee flew at me and I chopped it with my sword. It hurt it real bad. It still had way more life. It recoiled, that's new.(?) Some of the eggs hatched and flew at me. I dashed through them. One of them went spastic and another started attacking the others. The one I corrupted attacked the big bad bee and stung her. She got pissed. She started flying faster and doing more damage as she got lower in health. Was that bees she's surrounding herself with? That's a dick move. Using her peons to defend herself... I dashed and a lot of the bees were corrupted but none of them faced their fears.

All of the bees on her started stinging her, whether they were corrupted or not, at the fact that I didn't try to hurt them. The queen soon died and dropped a treasure bag. A lot of bees landed on me. I immediately was flew up and outside the hive. A swarm of them flew into a bundle of text. We will keep a swarm of us outside to alert the main hive if you want to visit. We will aid you because unlike the previous big ones you were getting rid of the tyrant and nobee else. Is there anything you wish of us Great Master? Wat? Am I really the ruler? I can't imagine that's legal.

"I wish for you to find a unicorn to fashion one of you a body capable of speech. I want to be able to speak easier with you. Also stop attacking the creatures who can speak. I was sent here to deal with the giant bees. I would prefer not to have to create a huge barricade around the hive of a fully sentient species." The tiny bees all nodded in sync. I left the underground and then the Everfree. I went into my house. I walked up to the library room. There was a grey pony. "What the fuck are you doing in my house?!?" She jumped back.

"I am sorry but I am the mayor of Ponyville, Mayor Mare. We had just seen this tree pop up in the Everfree. We were worried so we sent a group in. They saw the furnishings and left. I came here to find any hint of it's owner. Thank you for making my search brief,"

"So, Mayor Mayor Mare, what is it you require from me?" She winced at the way I said her name.

"Of course it would have to be the one nobody has seen before that gets my full name..."

"My name is Terrarian. I was sent here to deal with a bee problem. It is dealt with and soon there will be some bees coming. They will be sapient and will want to talk with a unicorn. I was the one to tell them to do so. Do not kill them or I won't help you again," I was harsh to get my point across.

"I require that you sign forms for the land. It won't cost you anything because nopony wants to live in the Everfree..."

"I have to interject... how many sentient races are there and what names do you remember?"

"Let's see, there are the dragons, griffins, breezies, buffalo..."

"Why is it that you say everypony then? Aren't there more than just ponies? I don't just go around saying everyTerrarian, one, because it's too long and two, because it's racist... or speciest I guess. Get out of my house. If you want me to fill out forms come back when you're not spewing propaganda." She looked at me in shock, and left.

I went into the master bedroom. It had chests, an anvil, a piggy bank, a furnace, a bed and a crafting bench. I crafted the entire set of Bee armor and the Hornet Staff. What surprised me was that I could have a regular sized windigo as well as three hornets. That would be useful.

I went back to the hive. I got a group of the stronger hornets and go to my house. I put them under a banner. Do not come close to house. Speaking with Princess. Be back soon. I instructed them to buzz if anyone comes close and to make an arrow to the banner. If they persist, shoot stingers at them. I learned that most of the ones I chose had that ability.

I left and sprinted to Canterlot. it was almost night time...