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Equestria's New Adventurer

by EquestrianNecromancer

Chapter 8: In Which I Am Become The Storm

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I just kept running, running and running, running. Today's events went through my mind. A sentient race, ruined by the ruler's actions. It almost seems like the ponies. Rarity seemed really nice. I had to deal with the pony mannerisms but I didn't even notice. She was being polite even though she was spewing the bigoted bullshit. She had a polite demeanor as soon as I asked about the clothes. The mayor was not like her though. She had a prejudiced demeanor and was trying to shrink back from me the entire time. When I went over the speciesism her words carried she looked like a kicked puppy, like her words were the only correct ones. I think I even heard a muted "everypony's going to kick you out." as she left. I don't want her in my life or my house.

I was suddenly cut out of my introspection by me running into someone. It was a minotaur(?)... I guess. "What are yeh doing out here at this time? Canterlot is under a lockdown. Apparently some twolegged craature has ticked the princess off a mite. As soon as it gets back from whatever task it's doing they'll be putting it in stone. I just don't want to be mistaken. I'm just warning ya because the only twolegged craatures that I know of are the minotaurs and the diamond dogs. I warn yeh traveler. Until Canterlot removes the lockdown yeh best be stayin away,"

"Thank you for warning me noble minotaur, I will pass the message along to any bipedal creatures that I know or meet. Now I have a princess to yell at," The minotaur nodded and had a grave look in his eyes.

"Best of luck my friend, have fun with the wrath of the Celestial Tyrant," I just looked at him like thanks for the vote of confidence. He just shrugged.

Before I started running I felt something in the back of my head. How can we serve, master? It felt like the buzzing of millions of bees in my head. I also felt an extremely cold presence. The windigoes are ready to attack, wielder of the Frozen Crown. I summoned them both to fly behind me. I felt a huge displacement of earth below me like the pounding of Dwarven Hammers(?). I then heard a sound similar to a blizzard mixed with a bee inside of your ear. I then saw the windigoes flying over Canterlot and the huge swarm of bees that if made into one ball, could be bigger in radius than the mountain Canterlot is on is tall. I ran all the way up to the top of the mountain just outside of Canterlot. A pink pony popped up and gave me a... megaphone?

Brain.exe has failed... restart system.

Booting. 5%

Booting. 17%

Booting. 34%

Booting. 69%

Booting. 95%

Reboot Complete.

I looked at the megaphone in my hand, shrugged and raised it to my mouth after switching my sunglasses for my mask. The glasses looked so much more badass. "Solar Tyrant! You have lied and cheated for the last time! You shall not go back on your word! You shall pay me and leave me be!"

"You bring the armies of races long dead to my city's steps! You insult their princess. You threaten my people with winter and death! Oh, I've chosen my actions carefully, Terrarian. Perhaps you should have done the same. My ponies won't give in!" My jaw dropped at the first part of her speech.(?) Wtf was that? Why did I feel nostalgia at it?

" So be it" Knock out, don't kill. This is their master's mistake.

Yes/Yezzz Master They went over the wall. They knocked out/ froze all of the guards before Celestia had a chance to react. Some of the creatures I had stayed back. Many matriarchs as well as some of what looked like mini queen bees were there. All of the ponies were disturbed by the bees. To be honest, I was too. I just kept it out of my mind. Soon all that was left was the solar tyrant herself(I really liked it after the minotaur said Celestial Tyrant, it seemed more right.) I dismissed the bees except for an honor guard. I dismissed all of the windigoes except for a single matriarch and some of the badass children.

"I thought you would be dealing with the bee problem. I guess you're also a liar. I see plenty of bees. I thought you would be finishing before betraying me. I thought wrong," Don't even try to pull that shit.

"Bullshit. I talked to someone on the way here who said enough for me to be sure you were planning to use those little stone orbs on me again. Not this time!" She actually looked sorry.

"My ponies dead, for but a misunderstanding, I was talking with my student's assistant about a new trend in society. It involves something called 'getting stoned' for whatever reason. I am sorry, we were thinking about giving you a party with those 'smokes' as they're called," No... no. No. Not here.

"Did you realize that that was a type of illegal drug and none of the ponies are dead. I specifically told them not to kill any of them. It is akin to the opposite of salt," Don't judge me! I was here for a while so I saw a high pony who gave me salt. I then put it on some potatoes and ate them. He seemed disappointed when It didn't have any effects. I left after an awkward silence. "You should probably see about that. Back on my world it was banned but harmless. Here with earth ponies to grow it it may not be," She had a look on her face that made her look like she ate a lemon.

"I have a drake to talk to right now, I'll be back to give you your bits," She had a scheming look in her eyes. She left. I suddenly felt a huge surge of magic. It felt very familiar. Celestia burst out through the door with the stone orbs. She did not look happy. I quickly paused. I switched to the Equestrian Team. I unpaused. The rainbow (taste it!) came at me. I then heard something similar to 'Betrayal Penalty;Stone for 2 days.' Oh shit, if you mess with the bull, you get the horns! You tried twice bitch! I win!

Then some guards that weren't knocked out by my army burst out. "What has happened to the Princess?" I pointed at the statue. They looked. "Why is Princess a statue?"

"Maybe you should have asked that in the time of my 10000 year time in stone! I guess the powers that be don't like her attacking someone that is on her team with the local magical macguffin(?) before checking to see if I'm on her side! Maybe you ponies should stop fucking judging people based on looks! Maybe you should get your heads out of your ass and check before immediately prejudicing against them because they aren't ponies! Maybe your ruler should set you on a path that actually will end up with the other races liking you instead of you being speciest every time you speak!"

"I didn't want the speech, I just wanted you to tell us why the Princess is in stone,"

"She is in there for a day because she assaulted a potential ally twice, it's almost too late for that being to become an ally again," They looked scared at that. They probably marked it in their book to remind the Tyrant. I walked into the swankiest smithy I've seen. It had errything.(on purpose, author) I walked over to the anvil. I opened the treasure bag. It had a Hive Pack, a Honey Comb, a Hive Wand, twentyBeenades and ten gold coins.

I felt something inside of my back. I stretched the phantom limbs. I looked behind me and saw a wing-shaped swarm of bees. I pushed it down. The bees went down and I got into the air a bit. Seems legit. I flew up to the top of the castle. I actually sat down on top of the castle. I waited there for a bit. I sent for my bees to bring me a workbench. They put it up top here. I felt a new recipe. I put together 60 Ice Blocks, a Frozen Heart of Nature and 6 Canine Essence. to make a Frostwolf Beta Minion. It wasn't the biggest one I could make but I didn't want the alpha or the omega. I thought the omegas were small, but I guess not. I put down the wolf. He stood up. Master, what is it you wish of me? I can change my mission at any time. Seems legit. "I wish for you to gather the timberwolves from the Everfree and take them to a location full of magic and lumber. I want a timberwolf farm," Your will is done, do you wish for there to be a fence? I nodded. It shall be done.

"Make sure there is a tree farm in the Everfree. I want enough wood for more wolves. I also want a farm for boreal trees. I will be sending you some warriors to help you," It nodded and left by jumping on top of a guard and running elsewhere. Like I said, I made some(5) warrior frost wolves(15 ice, frozen heart and 2 canine essence. I also made a Freezing Timberwolf Beta Minion with 60 Rich Mahogany Wood, a Frozen Heart of Nature and 6 more Canine Essence. I noticed that there were different versions of timberwolves with each of the types of wood I had. My one looked like the other timberwolves except its eyes and mouth were (ice)blue. It felt cold to the touch. I sent it to gain control over a pack of timberwolves in another forest.

There were recipes for the normal heart but I wanted to save it. I saw something that I liked. I had... Equine Essence? I must have gotten it fighting Sombra and the windigoes. I didn't notice. I could make windigoes! I crafted a Windigo Matriarch Alpha Minion with 120(!) Ice, a Frozen Heart of Nature, and 12 Equine Essence. I summoned it and it was the same size as the boss matriarch, it must be bigger if I actually find it.

I knew you would create me once you found me. What is your will Master? "I wish for you to watch over the north. If a crystal town comes or anything unusual happens, tell me via the link, especially if Celestia's ponies go there," she nodded. "A side mission for you is to create as many windigoes as possible, can you create matriarchs?" Yes Master.. "Create as many as possible and make sure they're loyal. I want to win over the windigoes without the Crown, that is all I wish," She flew off. I glided down from the roof after picking up the bench.

I went to a place where there was no weather control.(The Everfree) I was lucky and it was raining. There were goldfish walking around and flying fish. I killed some of the flying fish because I didn't want goldfish. They dropped Fish Essence, Hearts of Aqua, and Flesh Blocks(?) Ok. Seems legit. In the end when it stopped raining I had about 100 Fish Essence, 50 Hearts of Aqua in various forms and 100 Flesh Blocks. I had a lot of crafting materials. I looked in my backpack for the first time in forever to sort through it. I had my tools, the recent loot, a Heart of Nature 2 Frozen Hearts of Nature, a lot of Rich Ebony, a lot of Boreal Wood, about 50 ice blocks, 20 Bee Essence? Huh? I also had some(5) Hearts of Hive. I should probably go check out some more recipes.

I headed back to my house and laid down in my bed. I was just about to drift off when I 'heard' Mazzter, we have found another hive. "FUCK!"...

Author's Notes:

I'm loopy right now, I had a headache med. All of you people reading this... please comment if it is too much for one chapter. If it feels too rushed I'll try to edit it a bit to make it less so. If the chapter is fine, it can be left. Please comment if you find any issues. Hope you enjoyed the chapter.

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