I woke up like the previous day. I turned to the intruder, "Luna, why are you beside me? I know why Mutate is, but you, I'm not so sure. How can I help you?" She jumped.

"This is the master bedroom, for the Princess, you, are in my room," I shook my head at her.

"Nice try, if you cared that much, you would kick me out or you wouldn't sleep next to me, what do you need?" She did the 'I know what you're talking about but I want to pretend I don't' actions. They look remarkably similar to what I did to Amber but it looks less legitimate. Because its faked! It doesn't work, I'm a master of reading meaning behind actions.

"I feel safer around you, I was so scared and you saved me from behind the block in the fake one's memories. You protected me," Great. Clingy Princess, yay! I woke Mutate up. She jumped.

"Why'd you do that? Dick!" Luna stared at us. "What? We're dating, we can do what we want," I pinched her and sprinted away. "Oh no you don't!" I just sprinted faster. When we got far enough away from the room I Magic Mirrored back. I sat down and occupied my mind by opening the rest of the Nightmare Moon Treasure Bag. It contained something called a Lunar Flail. It was a pretty damn strong weapon. There was a Heart of Darkness, something called an Alicorn's Alicorn(heh, I get it) and Alicorn Essence. I saw a crafting recipe in the work bench. (What the fuck is with all of these god damn high level recipes in the workbench? Fuck!) It was crafted with Alicorn's Alicorn and all but one of the Alicorn Essence I had. It was called Magic of a Deity Increases max mana by 200... Shit. I used it. Suddenly I felt all the mana around me, specifically around miners and adventurers. I could also feel the moon for some, probably stupid reason. (It seems I'm an alicorn of Adventure/mining. Seems legit.) I saw one was about to be crushed by a boulder. DODGE!!! She rolled out of the way. God? Oh... shit. I'mma try and salvage this. If you want me to be. I'm not exactly a god but I will help anyone I can. She nodded and went on her way. I felt my mana pool increase by five. Shit, if this is because of some weird logic that ends up with 'you're a god' I'm going to hit something. (*Backs away slowly*) It won't be something like that, right? (*Shakes head faster than mach 10*)

I opened the King Demon Treasure Bags. All eleven of them. I fought one before going to the Crimson yesterday. They all contained a Life Crystal and a Demon Energy Crystal. The crystal looked cool. I used the eight Life Crystals I could. I combined the last three with a Demon Energy Crystal and got something called Demonic Ritual StoneIncreases life by 100 I switched it out for the Aglet. I was very healthy and my heartbeat wasn't audible. There were two Demon Scythes which were added to the Book of Spells I looked in and it became Demon Scythe(Level Two) I gave a duplicate of it to Mutationis, who showed up while I was opening bags. It was stronger than level one and it costed less mana. She kissed me. "Thank you Terry! It'll be a good replacement for the staff!"

"You're welcome! I still have to look through the rest of the bags," There was a bunch of Corrupted Flesh, Hearts of Evil and Hellspawn Essence. There was a weapon called Wing of the Demon King. It was a boomerang weapon that did more damage than my sword. It comes back either after a set distance or when it hits a wall. It pierces through an infinite amount of enemies. I love it... so much. I ended up making a table/desk from mahogany for my study at the castle... mahogany.

I opened the Queen Bee Alpha Treasure Bag. It contained an Alpha Hive Jelly Material; Combine with Bee Loot to get Alpha Bee Loot. Alright. I also got the Bee's Knees. I got the basic loot as well. I decided to make an Alpha Honeycomb It had the same effect but every bee it spawned was a hornet. I like it! I gave Mutate the Bee's Knees. She seemed to like it. I pulled out the one from the Crimera. She saw it and pulled hers out. I opened mine. I was... woefully over-psyched. It contained something called Essence of Broodmother and... that was it. I called my Alpha Crimera Minion to me. I gave it the Essence. It swelled up to the size of the Broodmother. "Hello Master, because of your gift I am now sapient. The only one of... She saw the other Broodmother. "One of two Broodmothers in existence," I nodded slowly. Would you like me to start building you a Crimera army? All of the alive Crimeras will be flocking to my... our command. Do you wish for us to have a united army?"

"Yes, if that is agreeable with Mutate," She nodded. "Form an army where both of you are equal and where neither of you attack each other," They growled but agreed.

Finally, I opened the Skeletron Treasure Bag. Before I looked inside I gave the Vilethorn to Mutate. She started testing it. I found out that she had the same obscure sense as me this morning. The bag contained 5 gold coins, a Bone Glove-esque thing, which I kept. Book of Skulls, which I copied, an Undead Heart, some Skeleton Essence and a lot of bones.

I finally found out where all of my essences went. There was another page for my spells and a page for all of the essences I had... I had... a lot of essence. Almost too much. I saw something disturbing. I could infuse myself with essence. I saw something else. There was a life expectancy bar. I could see that I was already in the three hundred range. That's... fucked up. I saw something that disturbed me more. If I infused myself with Alicorn Essence I could become immortal! The connotations of that are... not good. I did it anyways because fuck morality! It also boosted my strength, mana and... made me lighter? I could now jump three times my height. Seems legit.

I ran to the mirror, faster than I was even with all three speed accessories on. I sprinted and jumped out the window. When I hit the ground, I took about two thirds of the normal damage. Apparently I'm amazing. I sprinted back up the mountain. I then remembered that my current spawn point was in the castle. I teleported back. Luna jumped. "Why do you feel the need to do that?" I waved my finger at her while making that noise. The one that all children learn to fear. The sound of limited freedom. That weird clicking noise that every child instinctively knows. The one that can send brave men into horrified shock and stop all bravado. The evil sound to the evil eye. If you get both you go into shock and lose all memory until saved. Thankfully (for her) I was not a master of the evil eye. If I was she could be dead. Instead she just shivered. "What foul magic is that sound?" Holy fuck... that tirade I went off on actually is true here... the ponies are pussies. I just did that clicking noise. Maybe they have some inbred fear response. (I know it's probably wrong but this adds comedic effect.)

I made a minion with 240 bones, 24 Skeleton Essence and an Undead Heart. (I'll let you guess.)

(Too late. A Dungeon Guardian Minion. Happy now?) I set him to guard my tree. If anyone enters my tree without my permission, it will leave them with just enough life to survive. It will teleport them out. Before they enter he will give them a psyonic warning. Otherwise he will be invisible because reasons. I then got a message from the windigoes. The crystal ponies are under attack by dragons! They need you here! I sent an affirmative. Time to test something. "Pause!" I dictated like a boss. A menu popped up. There was settings, a bunch of greyed out options, a multiplayer interface with a one beside it and a 'Change Worlds' option. I hit that(Heh, get it?) and another option screen popped up. There was a picture of Canterlot and a picture of my cave. Crystal Tundra, it says. I hit it.

Achievement Unlocked; World Jumper; Used the 'Change World' option. A tutorial popped up.

You have just used the 'Change World' option. It teleports you instantly to the map. The only thing is; all of the maps are on the same world right now. They won't be forever. ...Alrighty then. I can deal. I saw the things it didn't say as well. I sprinted to the Empire. I didn't even think to use a mount. I jumped over the wall and landed with a shockwave. The dragons looked over at me. A giant dragon with scales that shifted spoke up. "So this is the so called 'Hero of the Crystal Empire'. Hah, you don't look scary to me. Boys, get him!" Two dragons walked out from the horde.

... Well... fuck. Why does it have to be me? Damn it. I turned into a Demon King and started spawning a bunch of demons. They sent the energy bolts at the dragons. They did not look happy. I turned back and took a swing at one of them. It... actually cut him? That is not how this is supposed to go! I have to do a lethal injury or make them lose blood... damn it! I felt rage burn through me. "DO YOU ASSHOLES KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I'VE KILLED SINCE COMING TO THIS WORLD, HUH? Many... you'll just be another number," I swung at his neck and I cut the head off. It tumbled to the ground. The other dragon looked at me with fear in his eyes. I ran up to him and cut him. He breathed fire at me and lit me on fire. He looked terrified when I just stared at him. I took out my new boomerang and threw it behind him. He laughed and stepped forward... just as the Wing came back. It cut the dragon's head off and both it and the head landed in my hand. I got a treasure bag. "DO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS WANT TO HURT MY PONIES?" I felt my mana pool deepen by 100.

Author's Notes:

I know what you're thinking. Why does he need a whole chapter for the loot? I would answer with; Do you remember how much loot he has? Now that he can, he wants to test all of the items he gets. If he doesn't the tags won't always help him.

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