I woke up beside a hot chick and a soft pony. I got up out of bed. I walked into town and got a stack of pancakes for Luna. When I got back both of the girls were stirring. They woke up and looked at me. "Hello ladies," They waved at me. I gave Luna the pancakes. She ate them "Today we're going to get rid of the memory block in your pretty little head," Mutate glared at me. I'm not into her Mutate. I need her to feel at home. She nodded.

"How are we going to deal with this?" I got an idea. An idea so crazy it just. Might. Work.

"Do you know any mind magic? If you do would you teach us?" She nodded. I got Mutate to give her some clothes. I gave her a health potion and walked out of the room. When Mutate signaled to me I went back in. "Think or say the word 'Inventory'" Her inventory popped up without a sound. I looked in. There were three spell books in there. Mind Magic Magic in the art of the mind. I grabbed one, as did Mutate. As soon as we grabbed them they combined with the Changeling Magic into Book of Spells(2). Luna turned back.

"On three, one, two, three!" We both began channeling the magic. We went into Luna's mind. I saw a cage in the distance. I spawned my pets. They looked a lot stronger here than in real life to me. Maybe the ponies can't defend against them that well. We went to the cage. There was a giant padlock on it made of gold. It probably would have been easier to break the padlock than what we had to do.

"Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me! There is no way this is legal!" We were in a memory. Celestia and Luna were there. A very tall pony was also there. Celestia had just told the pony that Luna had stolen her chocolate when Celestia didn't even have any! He bought it and was punishing Luna. Luna had just helped Celestia with her chores and this happened! Fucking bitch! Even at a young age. I tried to ignore it and I reached for the key in front of me. I grabbed it.

Shit. "Help me please Mutate!" I transformed into a Demon and threw some scythes at her. Her head was cut off... that was nowhere near strong enough. I got a treasure bag and turned back. I went back to the blockade and unlocked it. I heard a bloodcurdling screech. I left the mind, as did Mutationis. Luna was convulsing, turning darker and growing bigger. "Luna, it's alright. It's ok. Please calm... down and relax," She stopped convulsing and looked at me.

"Terrarian? The one who likes the Manticore?" I nod. "You brought me back into this body, you saved me!"

"What should I call you now? You're more rational than Nightmare Moon, but you're not just Luna anymore," I like the names she had.

"I think Luna is good, I have no plans on enveloping the world in eternal darkness. I'm going to head back to Canterlot. If Tia does anything stupid I'll let you know. Can you send a Great Devourer to watch over me just in case?" I sent a Stealth Eater of Worlds, a modifier I discovered one of my eaters had. It was completely undetectable unless you are an ally or have the sense that I have. I also found another modifier that I liked. Regenerating Able to Regenerate if hurt. I tested whether it would work if I cut it in half. I then had two. There are some ponies up here Master, they seem to be looking for the same city as you. It also appeared. Yes! Finally! I told Mutate where I was going and she wanted to come. Sweet! Multiplayer time!

I got on Thermite and passed the Windigo Saddle to her. I already upgraded my saddle twice. Now Thermite and Amber are Purple and Mortimer is Red. The dragons moved into my place when I made the rooms open. Thermite could now fly as fast as the windigo. We flew. "Isn't it beautiful up here, Terry? Nothing to care about but the air flying around you. I gave her a copper pick when we went to Canterlot, she made it into a Soulbonded Pickax. We both had Hellstone level picks and she had full Hellstone armor. It was a mage/ranger variant though. She also had a Fiery Greatsword and a Diamond Staff. I thought that was only the hardmode ore armor but, it works. I had Hellstone armor on as well. It was the same as in-game but, it had an ally boost like the gold captain armor. It had 15% instead of ten. Apparently the warriors here like to have allies. Seems legit. Obsidian was bought! I know! Apparently here it is a common material for dresses and suits.

I dropped down into the city. She did too. There was a shockwave but neither of us were hurt. I found a Lucky Lucky Horseshoe on a floating island earlier. I made my way up to town square. All of the locals look at me and remember me. They... became shiny? They became shiny and recovered from their memory loss. I saw that the Crystal Heart wasn't at the spot it was supposed to be. I decided to look for a big, tall, thin tower because all villains use those. I used my grappling hook and got up to the top. I saw a circle of pressure plates around the heart. I jumped ovr them because I'm not retarded. I grabbed the heart, jumped down and placed it on the podium. I saw the circle of light fly out.

I heard a scream of rage before I saw a black cloud of smoke. I used my Horn of Sombra from before. There was a hissing sound, both me and Mutate got a treasure bag and there was an NPC standing there. His name was Doctor Sombrero. He sold Purification Powder, Vile Powder, Cursed Maracas Cost 5 mana. Deals 30 damage AoE to all enemies nearby. I bought them for Mutate. I went looking for the Crimson with Mutationis. We got there. We dropped down. We fought some face monsters. Crimstone, Heart of Crimson, Bipedal Essence. There were even some Crimeras. I caught one with my bug net. It immediately spawned.

Yes! Another boss! I caught another Crimera.

Yet another.

The last.

I tried to get my allies but it didn't work. My conscience went into one of the Crimeras. As did Mutate. We then saw the Broodmother. That bastard was massive! I could feel an invisible link to one of the other two. It was the same size as me.

I floated around dizziedly, getting my bearings. A horde of Crimeras came at us. It took two hits to kill the enemies. We both bit them once. Every time we ate one of them I got slightly bigger. We had to eat them time after time. What I didn't notice was that my follower was growing bigger as well. I felt something bite down on my tail once the enemies were gone. It hurt a lot.

I shook it off. I turned around. The Crimera that bit me was my ally from before. I floated around. I saw an oppurtunity. I bit him hard.

I danced back in midair. He has the same amount of health as me and the attacks do 20 damage only. We don't regenerate. I saw it slowly taking damage from bleeding. I bit it where the head connects to the body. It instakilled him.

I ate him and doubled in size. I saw that Mutate won the fight against her follower as well. We grouped up. "I see that you won against your allies. You have no chance unless you kill your other ally as well," I shook my head, phallus, thing at him. I flew at him fast. Mutate did too. We both raced around him and bit him. We went fast and bit him over and over again. We dodged back when he sent out spikes at us. We repeated the pattern twice.

He died, after a long time. My jaw was aching badly. After he did so I felt a link to my body. I went along it and I found a treasure bag. Speaking of which, I haven't opened the 10... Master, Luna is in trouble, Celestia has called upon the Elements. They're riding in a chariot. I teleported back. I sprinted outside and mounted Thermite. He flew fast, like, fast. My emotions gave him speed and energy. He broke the sound barrier in 5 seconds and was double that speed when 10 seconds passed. The scenery melted by faster than those Salt Lakes videos. As soon as we were over the palace I leaped off of Thermite and transformed into a Darkmatter Biped. I dropped to the ground and caused an explosion. I transformed back. "You have gone too far Betrayer! You dare to call the Elements on your sister after what you've done to her!" I was holding the megaphone but no one knows.

"This is why I called upon you, he has some hold over her! She was a different person before he got her. After she was with him alone she planned a coup!" You just dug your own grave. I don't do that.

"Now, how would that fit in to me controlling her? I specifically told her not to plan a coup because I knew you wouldn't be weak to it because you're 'Celestia the Kind', 'Celestia the Radiant'. No one mentions 'Celeste the Sunbringer', who melted an entire troop of unicorns because they wouldn't bow to you, or 'The Celestial Tyrant' that every race except for your ponies knows you to be. The ones that kill to get what they want. Now why is that?" Mutate showed up. The purple one seemed like she knew what I was talking about. "Or how about Celestia the Betrayer, who let hundreds of innocent ponies die and banished her sister to the moon because she wouldn't lower it for her day loving ponies. Have you told them about that one?" Celestia looked pissed but also scared.

"That can't be right, Princess Celestia wouldn't do such things. Would she?" The purple one was having an existential crisis. Looks like your mentor isn't the perfect member of society.

"Come along small little ponies, there's a friend of mine and Luna's who's been trapped for longer than I was, Luna, Mutate, can you deal with Celestia and make sure she doesn't do anything rash?" They nodded at me. I took them to Discord. "Free him," I put my palm on Discord's statue. You're about to be freed, Luna and I won, Celestia is no longer on a pedestal for the Elements. Don't be too chaotic. I heard a laugh. I can't wait to see. This'll be fun. They shot their rainbow beam laser at him. He cracked his back.

"Hello my little ponies..." God damn these shivers! "...Wait, why is it daytime? My internal clock is never wrong. It's supposed to be the beginning of the night, not the middle of the day! How chaotic!"

"Not really. I wish it was but it wasn't, come with us please," He nodded at my solemn tone. He floated along beside me. We went back near Celestia. She was trying to break free from her bonds.

"Oh, so Celestia finally gets her comeuppance for being a cunt and slaughtering her kin, this is fun! Let's see what you guys come up with!" She shook at that and whimpered. I shook my head at her.

"That is all of the proof we need. Celestia, we sentence you to being sent to the sun for a thousand years, to be turned into a horror story, and finally to be purified with the Elements of Harmony, so you can feel how your sister felt," She shook her head and screamed no. I slapped her. Hard. "That shows you know exactly what the Elements do and you used them on your sister! People like you sicken me! Take her to the Dungeon after I deal with that little bitch down there. Discord..." He nodded and snapped his fingers with a large crack. It went to the time it should have been. I went down until I saw the old horse.

"I hope you have like six friends standing around behind you." I summoned six Great Eaters. "I guess you do. Have fun. He exploded and caked me and my friends behind me with his blood. A giant ass skull popped up from inside of him. There were four limbs and a head! No fair! I call hax! This isn't canon! I... guess the universe doesn't care. One of the legs stomped down. I rolled out of the way. I cut behind me with my sword. I heard a roar. Some skeletons came up and attacked me. The worms were still attacking the pony Skeletron.

I got a treasure bag. I sent all of the creatures home except for a Stealth Great Devourer. The dungeon is clear of Skeletron. You can bring her down. I walked upstairs. I found Celestia's old room and crashed in it. I was almost asleep when I half felt Mutate join me later. We drifted away into a dreamless sleep.

Author's Notes:

I wasn't really feeling this chapter but I had to deal with this miniarc. I sucked. Hard. I am slowly going to fix up the fight scenes so they aren't as, I attack, he dies. I will fix them though.

I rewrote this so hopefully it is better. Tell me what you think about the new and improved chapter, if I need to completely rewrite, etc.