After your nose got booped, you were released. What Edge had failed to realize, is that you are a human and you are stronger than a little pony. Sadly, he didn't know that you had spent 6 whole years in a prison where they didn't give you toilets. Edge still is in front of you, smiling because he is completely oblivious to what he had started. You look at him with a fury in your eyes, for he made a huge mistake.

He turns around to the crowd, leaving himself vulnerable for a nasty sucker punch.

"Look, see everypony? Look how much a wimp this hyooman is, I bet he still uses his pacifi-"

You walk towards him furiously and you slap him from behind. This earns a few cheers and gasps from the crowd, now that they see that you stand up for yourself.

"Wh- huh?" he stammered, shocked that he got slapped. He starts tearing up.

"T-that's not fair! I'll make you pay!" he gets up, wipes his nose from all the snot, and goes into an angry horse stance. "I'm gonna make you hurt!" He rushes at you, putting no thought into his battle tactics. He swipes at your leg, to which you simply dodge by stepping backwards. He is visibly perturbed by this, and gets a little pissy at himself. You slap him a second time, this time you rang his bell and he's on the verge of being knocked out.

He shakes his head to clear up, and then he attempts to buck you in your leg. He turns around to buck, but you were faster than him. You crouch, and push up his leg right in the middle of the buck and flip him over on his back. At this point, since he slammed his head on the ground, he doesn't even know what planet this is. He probably still thinks he's a baby, and he's missing his mommy.

He starts crying and spouting incomprehensible stuff. He tries to get up, but you stop him. You don't waste a moment to allow him to recover, and you promptly get on top of him, pinning him down. You get in his face.

"DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? HUH?" you shout in his face. His face is completely covered in dirt, snot, and tears.

"N-no..." he manages to squeak out.

The crowd cheers, and also starts to laugh at Edge.

"WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"No!" he says, a bit louder.

"ARE YOU SORRY?!" you shout even louder, right in his ear.

"I'm sorry!" he says.

"SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"I'M SORRY!"

"DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME!" you screech.

You get off of him, and leave him on the ground. Everyone around you cheers and surrounds you to thank you and congratulate you.

"That was awesome, Anon! Thanks for doing that for us!" says someone out of the group that Edge scared away. The next ten minutes are filled with everyone celebrating that the menace is defeated, and how great you are. You feel as if this moment couldn't be ruined. That is, you thought that before the guards came rushing out.

"OH MY CELESTIA! WHAT HAPPENED?" says a guard.

"I have no idea! Let's get the sheriff out here immediately!"

After 30 seconds, the sheriff comes rushing out, silencing the crowd of prisoners.

"Okay, okay, everypony get back to your cells. Recess ends early today. Nothing to see here, young colts and fillies." says Prime Patrol. Everyone hesitates, then gives in and starts to head back, leaving you with a crowd of prison guards and a sheriff who's making cute angry horse noises.

"ANON! What in Tartarus were you thinking? You could have hurt him! Tell me what happened!"

"He got his gang and held me on my knees, he, uh, punched me in my face and I slapped him. I was only protecting myself from this bully!" you half-lie. You want Edge to be punished here. Edge groans on the ground and the guards bring him back inside to the medical room.

"Since it's your first day, you aren't used to the prison. I'm just going to have to put you in cold confinement so you can think over what you've done, and hopefully you'll put a stop to your actions."

Some of the guards gasp. You guess that cold confinement is where it gets serious. Could it be like those cells that are completely empty and you only have a hole in the ground to shit and piss in? Where they take away your clothes and make you stay there for days, naked? You don't want to go through with that shit, so you just try to walk away, hoping they'd be too wimpy to even try anything.

A guard jumps up on your shoulder, and you throw him off, and another guard rushes you and makes you stumble. You're laughing harder and harder as more and more guards try to capture you.

"You're never gonna take me alive!" you shout.

You didn't notice that a guard shoved a needle up your ass, injecting you with tranquilizer. You slow down, falling to the ground because you can't control your muscles. You then blink and suddenly you're in a spa of some sort, naked, and in a hot tub. A female earth pony guard is standing above you, waiting for you to wake up. You realize you've been knocked out, as this was a familiar feeling because you had to be tranquilized in your old prison.

"You're awake, Anon! I'm terribly sorry you had to be neutralized, but we needed to calm you down. This is your punishment. We're going to make the water a bit cold for you, and you'll have to stay in here for an hour, okay? Any questions?" she says.

"No. It's okay, I'm ready to take my punishment." you say, hoping to get some "good boy" points with the guard. The guard smiles warmly as she goes over to the control panel near the hot tub, and turns down a dial. A minute passes.

"When's it going to get cold?" you ask.

"W-what? What do you mean?"

"It's a little less warm, but it's as if you're not even trying. Try dumping some ice cubes in here."

"A-are you sure? This is the lowest setting, 79 degrees. Most ponies would be uncomfortable by now!"

"I'm supposed to be punished, right? Call in for a bag of ice or something. Punish me."

After you said "punish me", the mare visibly blushed.

"O-okay." She pulls out a walkie talkie, and asks for a guard to bring a bag of ice. You decide to have fun with her.

After about a minute, a male guard walks in with a huge bag of ice, struggling to keep from falling over as the ice nearly crushed the guard's back. He finally got over to the hot tub and dropped the ice bag, stood up, and stretched his back.

"Might I ask, what are you going to do with the ice?"

"The prisoner wants i-ice, apparently."

"Oh, alright. Have a nice day!" says the other guard as he walks out of the door, blissfully oblivious as to what you're going to do to this poor mare. You turn to the mare, making her flustered.

"Put the ice in a cube at a time." you say.

"O-okay."

She slowly and nervously drags the heavy bag over to the side of the tub. She looks at you, and you make hand motions signalling to go ahead. She opens up the bag, picks up a cube, and drops it in.

"Drop another in."

She blushes a little harder, and she drops another cube in.

"Drop two in. Make me suffer."

She drops two in, looking at you.

"W-why are you doing this? Do you want to be punished?"

"Shh, I know you're enjoying this. Drop three in."

She hesitates, and then goes to grab three and nervously drops it in.

"Isn't this going to make it colder than it has to be?"

"Drop four in."

45 minutes pass. You've managed to get up to 28 cubes at a time being dropped in. The water is significantly colder than it was, but to you, it doesn't really bother you all that much, but it is slightly harder to breathe. The look on this guard's face is hilarious. At this point, you had to get another bag to throw ice in.

"W-wait, let me check the temperature. I-if you don't mind." says the guard.

"I don't mind." you say casually.

She checks it with a digital thermometer, and gasps, and is on the verge of tears, but also blushing.

"I-its 64.2 degrees! You shouldn't be that comfortable! This is cruel, please don't make me put any more."

"Put in 34 cubes."

"N-no! I can't let you do thi-"

"52 cubes. The number will just keep getting higher and higher if you resist. I want you to see me squirm." You hear some liquid splash on the ground, and you assume that is just the ice cubes melting from her hooves. Her face is totally red, and has been for the past half hour. You spend the next 10 minutes staring at her, forcing her to count each cube being dropped in. For the last five minutes, you make her stop.

"Since you've been a good pony, you get a belly rub." you say.

"W-what's a belly rub?" she asks.

"You'll see, but you have to trust me. Can you please get on your back for me?"

You've had experience with giving various dogs and ponies belly rubs, and they all loved it nonetheless. Ponies, however, loved it a bit too much. They'd often avoid talking to you for a day or two after you give them the holy belly rub because they were too embarrassed. Why they were embarrassed, you don't know.

The guard, ecstatic that this is over, nods with a sigh of relief, and then slowly gets on her back with her face still beet red. For some reason, her tail is tucked between her legs, covering some of her belly. Sucks for her, less belly to get rubbed. You go to the side of the tub, and you place your hand on the pony's belly.

You start rubbing the belly of the now exposed pone on the ground, earning a few "excited" gasps from her. As you move along, her tongue lolls out by the side of her mouth and her tail relaxes, no longer tucked between her legs. Her eyes go half-lidded, and you think it's safe to say that this pony's mind is in another dimension.

A minute passes, and you can assume that your time is up in the tub, you get out and you grab a towel and dry yourself off, glad that you're no longer in cold water and you got to watch a pony get a belly rub. You grab your clothes that were conveniently folded and placed right by the guard's chair, and put them on. You look back at the poor guard pony, who's mind is still trying to comprehend what had just happened. She's still on the ground, looking up at the ceiling. You walk over to her, but slip on the ground on the water and fall over face first in the puddle of melted ice cubes.

Wait...

That wasn't melted ice.

After you had waited for the guard to come to, you were hastily rushed back to your "cell" for the night.

"U-um, goodnight, be sure to be asleep by 10 because we have activities tomorrow." said the guard before she locked you in with Bulk Biceps. You look at the clock on the wall, and it appears to be around 8:30. Bulk Biceps was sitting on his bed, watching the TV that was mounted on the wall. You'd guess that there was only news and the cooking channel, because even if it was a jail that coddled the prisoners, they wouldn't give you that freedom.

"YOU'RE BACK, DUDE! I HEARD YOU WENT THROUGH COLD THERAPY! HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?" Bulk Biceps said in awe.

"You should be asking if the guard survived."

"WAIT, WHAT?"

"Never mind. So, what happened after I was taken away?"

"OH, A LOT HAPPENED!"

You are Bulk Biceps, the most amazing weightlifter in Equestria. Because of a brain injury during a weightlifting session, you couldn't really lower your volume. But, right now that doesn't matter. You're in Ponyville Prison, a horrible place! You got here after you forgot to pay for protein shake mix at the store and resisting arrest. You had thought it was a real accident and you wanted to go back and pay, but you weren't given a chance!

You, uh, might have knocked out a police pony by accident. You ended up getting a 3 week sentence, which at the time was a really long one. You are on your second week, about halfway through.

Your friend, Anon, got in a scuffle with the prison's worst convict called Edge! After Anon completely humiliated him, everyone cheered! But then, guards came out and made you go back inside. You didn't get to see what happened to Anon after, but inside was pure chaos! Ponies were running everywhere, knocking everything over and making a huge mess. Guards were fumbling and trying to get control over them.

They were rushing Edge to the medical room, to make sure he didn't get too hurt. You didn't like that Anon hurt him, you wished they would have talked and hugged it out, but knowing Edge, he had it coming. Helka, your cool griffin friend, came up to you.

"Bulky, can you believe it? Anon just totally ruined Edge's reputation!" piped Helka, dodging a couple of rampant ponies running by.

"YEAH! I TOTALLY BELIEVE IT!" you yell.

"That was, like, totally unreal! I couldn't tell if I was going crazy!" Helka looked behind you, causing you to look, too. Your hulking figure accidentally knocked a few ponies out of the way. "Look! They're forcing us back into our cells! Aww, we won't get to stick around and see what happens."

"AWW."

You are rushed back to your cell, and you are told to stay put and watch the TV for a while, because there was an announcement.

"Attention all prisoners, please listen to this or else you'll miss out on the latest announcement! Sadly, due to recent events and a, uh, erm, tussle on the playground, recess will be cancelled for a day or two due to the prison upgrading the security out there." said the announcer on the screen. Oh, man, looks like recess is gonna be gone for a couple of days. You think that's totally worth it, though.

"However, we will be taking volunteer inmates in order to watch over the playground during recess. Be sure you have more than 400 good boy points before you apply, because then we won't take you in for tryouts during the cancelled recess time!"

Today must be your lucky day, because you had 535 good boy points! You finish listening to the rest of the broadcast. After the broadcast ends, you realize that your door has been unlocked, and a guard walks in.

"Hello, Bulk Biceps! Now that everypony is calmed down, we can safely ask for volunteers to be a playground helper. Would you like to volunteer and go to helper class tomorrow?" asks the guard. You smile a huge grin.

"YEAH!"

You are now Anon, and you had just listened to what Bulk Biceps had just told you.

"You're telling me you're going to volunteer to be a playground tard guard?" you ask.

"YEAH! WAIT, WHAT'S A TARD?" says Bulk Biceps.

"Nevermind. Good for you! Oh, and by the way, how do I check my, erm, good boy points?"

"REALLY? OH, IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY. FOLLOW ME."

He leads you to a monitor on the wall right by the door. Under it, you see a keyboard of sorts. After Bulk Biceps shows you how to check it by showing you his scores, you follow the same process and type in your name. You have 213 points. This confuses you, because you just got here.

"WOAH! YOU HAVE 200 ALREADY? YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR A DAY!"

You see a "show point history" button. You press it, and see all the history.

200 points added. Reason: Helped a guard.

You stare at the monitor.

Author's Notes:

Remember, if you ever go to jail, find the nearest female cop or guard and touch them in their belly! It's a foolproof way to not get beaten to a pulp and put on a restraining chair!

You will see more of the guard that got sent to the 7th dimension of pleasure by Anon's belly rubbing, most likely.