After Trixie's little show, as you already could tell, I was phased with a fear of knives for the next few days, but everyone loved Trixie's little performance. Trixie, on the other hand, when she wasn't loving her little star & sprinkled hat & cape, she loved all the attention people were throwing at her. Of course, with the stuff I'm doing and barely getting attention except for that moment, I hated her.

The group was back in the bar together, as Trixie sat on Barney's lap, flashing the cash she earned last night and counting how much she earned. Ted sat across from her, giving her a death glare. Trixie looked up to Ted, stuck her tongue out, then continued counting.

"I hate you so much." Ted said.

"And Twixie with you." She said, not even looking away from her cash. She pulled out a ten dollar bill and levitated it to Ted. "Fow youw twoubles." Ted grumbled to himself, then took the money from her magic.

"Ted," Marshall said "don't hold a grudge against her! If you were sitting down and someone took your spot, wouldn't you think it was amazing for something so small, out of this world, and adorable do something like that and come out successful?" Trixie levitated two one hundred dollar bills to Marshall.

"Thank you, Gowiwwa!" Trixie replied "Trixie will stop cawwing you gowwiwa. Twixie wiww caww you... a weech!"

"...Leech? Uh... thanks?" Marshall took the cash from her.

"Hey!" Ted yelled "First, I get punched in the face, then I'm used as a subject for a dangerous show, and now, you only gave me a ten dollar bill for that!?"

"Siwence!" Trixie yelled. She. levitated another two one hundred dollar bills to Lilly. "Twixie doesn't know you vewy much. But Twixie says you'we better than the scweaming ape."

"Thanks?" Lilly replied. Ted attempted to speak again, but stopped himself.  Trixie levitated five one hundred dollar bills to Robin.

"Twixie actually woves the fact you gave Twixie bewwy wubs and asked befowe doing it. You are Twixie's favorite!"

"For another hundred, want another belly rub?" Robin asked. Trixie stared at her for a few moments.

"Twixie agwees." She hopped onto the table, walked to Robin, and laid on her back. Robin began to scratch Trixie's belly, giggling as Trixie let out squeals of delight. Ted got up from the table and stomped his way out.

"Ted!" Barney pleaded "Don't be butt hurt by this. She's young and just gets more ladies than you with my help."

"Speaking of which," Lilly spoke "Barney, shouldn't Trixie be... well... in school?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, school's about to begin in a few days, and I think Trixie needs to be registered in school ASAP."

"And what happens if I don't?"

"...Do you want Trixie to be as dumb as George Bush?" Barney was about to talk, but stopped.

"Hm... perhaps your right. And even though Trixie's great at getting ladies... if she knows her stuff and is smart about it... with her cuteness staying with her in a couple of years... Oh my god! Babe city!!!"

"So... is that a yes?"

"Oh yeah! My little girl's going to be the smartest child in the world!"

"That's... very unlikely."

"UNLIKELY!?!?!?" Trixie yelled, snapped back into reality. She stood right up and marched right to Lilly. "Twixie will she that she's the smartest student in youw cwass!!!"

"Ha! Very unlikely. Unless you can pass the school with nothing but A's, then you won't be the smartest kid in my class."

"Twixie accepts your challenge!!!"

"Aw!!!" Barney yelled, grabbing Trixie and hugging her "She's learning from the best already!"

"Twixie will get these A's and you will dance fow Twixie untiw I say so!!!" Lily laid back in her chair and crossed her arms.

"Good luck with that." She smirked. "And if you lose, Trixie, you have to act as a baby for Marshall and I."

"You monster!" Barney yelled.

Barney taught Trixie multiple things before Trixie went to kindergarten, most of it was really how to get a women to get to their house, but for this challenge, Barney taught her the essential things needed to pass kindergarten: basic math, basic reading, and basic child things. Trixie took these things pretty easy, but she asked a question that Barney couldn't really answer.

Both Barney and Trixie sat down on their bed together, as they both looked through a playboy magazine.

"And that," Barney said, closing the magazine "concludes all your body parts."

"Did they weally have to be naked?" Trixie asked

"No... but it feels so good." he moaned to himself. Trixie let out a yawn. "Ready for school tomorrow?"

"Twixie... need sweep... fiwst." Barney carried Trixie and laid her in bed.

"There, feel comfortable?"

"Yes."

"Good girl." He went to turn off the lights.

"Daddy?"

"Yes?"

"Twixie was wondering, if Twixie has a Daddy, then who's Twixie mommy?" Barney stared at Trixie a bit, then tried to make some words, only to let out animal noises.

"That's for another time. You don't want to be babied by Marshall and Lily, now do you?" Trixie gasped and rested her head on the pillow. In a few quick seconds, she went to sleep. Barney tunred off the lights and laid in ed with her. His eyes were wide open. "How am I going to tell her that she doesn't have a mom... nor am I her real father? Get a horse?" An image appeared of Barney in bed with a horse. "Ugh! No way! I'm a stallion, but I'm not doing that!" He turned and saw a sleeping Trixie next to him, lightly snoring. He smiled and patted her mane. "Perhaps when she's older, she'll understand."

And as you can imagine it, it all went down as it did.

Lily stood in front of the class with Trixie next to her, as a bunch of kids stared at Trixie, some whispering to each other.

"Now kids," Lily spoke "I know she's really different than any of us, but let's welcome our newest student: Trixie!"

"...Hi." Trixie greeted herself sheepishly.

"Trixie, care to tell us a little something about yourself?"

"Um... well... Twixie... is... the best magician of all time!!!"

"Can we see?" A child asked.  Trixie nodded. Her horn glowed and Lily's computer glowed! YouTube was brought up, followed by a video showing Trixie throwing the knives around a screaming Ted Mosbey. All the kids cheered at the video, and surrounded her with questions on how she did it & what her personal favorite stuff were.

"Oh boy." Lily commented to herself.

Trixie was already called the coolest kid in school after that moment, and, from what Lily saw, all the students worshiped her as some sort of Idol, and Trixie basked in their applause for her. It didn't take too long to find out Trixie passed with a C, but from her fellow fans and attention at school, she actually didn't mind being babied by Marshall and Lily. Barney however, felt a great disappointment, not only did his daughter lost to a challenge, but she accepted it with open arms, not like him who'll try to find loopholes in their victory. But that isn't until later, as Trixie was going to spend some one on one time with Marshall, Robin, and your's truly.

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