Both Barney and Trixie walked into a magic shop, obviously a tourist trap, but the necessary evil Barney needed to get more ladies. Barney and Trixie strolled around the shop, looking for something that they liked. The Shopkeeper peeked over the shelves and saw Trixie, then turned to Barney.

"Hey!" He yelled in a gruff voice. Banrey jumped a bit but turned to the man.

"Yes, good sir?" He replied.

"Didn't you read the sign? No pets are allowed." Trixie growled at the man.

"Ah, but good sir, my little Trixie-"

"TWIXIE IS NOT A PET!!!" She interrupted. The man nearly fell down.

"D-Did that thing just talk!?" Trixie jumped onto a chair, then onto the counter.

"Twixie spoke, and Twixie demands that you don't call Twixie a pet, but the gweat and powaful Twixie!" The shop owner turned to Barney with a surprised look. He shrugged.

"She enjoys talking like that." Barney said, stroking Trixie's mane, calming the unicorn down.

"...So I see." the Shop keeper replied. "So... Tri-"

"The Gweat and powaful Twixie!" She scolded, her face scrunching a bit.

"...ugh... so, 'The Great and Powerful' Trixie, what can I do for you and... your dad?"

"We're actually looking for magician outfits," Barney answered "or, at least magician accessories. I still want to proudly show my suit to the public."

"And her?" Barney swallowed hard, then covered Trixie's ears.

"Do you have any pet stuff magic stuff her size?" He uncovered Trixie's ears

"I got you need!" He went into the back for a few moments. Trixie turned to Barney.

"Twixie wants to know why you covered Twixie's ears." She said.

"Um... well... I... asked... for-" Barney stammered a bit. The store owner came back out. with some objects.

"And I'm back!" He announced "For you, Sir, I have... a magician's hat... a wand... some gloves... and a fake flower."

"Thank you so much!"

"And for you, Miss, I'm sorry, I couldn't find anything your size but this." He pulled out a small looking purple hat & matching cape, both spotted with yellow & light blue stars & dots, with the cape having what looked liked a jewel holding the cape together & making a collar for the cape. Trixie's eyes widened and her eyes sparkled. She made a wide smile and jumped around rapidly.

"TWIXIE LOVES IT!!!" She yelled "TWIXIE LOVES IT!!!"

"Whoah! Easy there!" Barney yelled, snatching Trixie in mid air. Her horn glowed and she levitated the stuff to her! The shopkeeper stared at them for a few seconds, then shook his head.

"I was going to give you a discount for all of this," he stated "but seeing that... it's free."

"Free?"

"Free."

"Sweetness!!!" He lifted Trixie as she placed the hat on her head. "We're going to get ourselves some ladies today, Trixie! If my name was Mike instead of Barney, then I'd call myself Magic Mike!"

Little to what Barney said, that shopkeeper soon became a movie writer and, ultimately, the movie Magic Mike was released theaters around the world. Of course, Barney never got the credit, since he just blurted it out and was too distracted by Trixie. Speaking of Barney and Trixie.

Both Barney and Trixie sat on a table in front of the bar.

"Now Trixie," Barney began "you are my assistant and you are going to help me with what would be juvenile magic tricks, got it?" She tilted her head to the side.

"Twixie doesn't know any magic tricks." She replied.

"What!? You're like, five, and you don't know any magic Tricks!?" She shook her head. "But, shouldn't that horn of yours be considered magic?" She shrugged.

"It felt natural for Twixie." Barney placed his head into the palm of his hands.

"Alright, I think I can teach you a few tricks."

"Like what?"

"The first thing you have to know is how to use misdirection to your advantage. For example, this." He reached over and pulled what was a quarter from behind her ear. Trixie gasped at the sight and her eyes beamed again.

"TWIXIE DEMANDS HOW YOU DID THAT!?!?!?" Barney then pulled out a napkin

"In time, you'll understand." he removed the napkin, and a white dove appeared in his hands. Trixie's aura went around her horn, then around the dove. She brought the dove close to her face.

"Tell Twixie how Daddy did that!!!" The dove cooed in place, then pecked at Trixie's face. Trixie released the bird, writhing in pain and swinging  her hooves at it, making the dove fly away. Barney couldn't help but chuckle at the sight.

"Patience is the key, my little Trixie." Trixie crossed her front hooves together and pouted.

"Twixie hates patience."

"Don't worry about it. We have all day for you to train until the really hot chicks come. How does that sound?" She turned to Barney.

"Twixie agwees to this." The two got up from their seats.

"So now your training begins, young padawan."

How Barney Trained that little Unicorn everything about magic in one day is a mystery, but if there's one thing we know it's this: Barney recorded the whole thing, edited it, and made it a training montage with the Joe Esposito's You're The Best Around, the theme song to the Karate kid

Trixie and Barney walked into the bar, wearing their magician outfits. Barney's friends all sat in their regular area, as Ted had a puffed up cheek from last night's encounter.

"Are you ready for this?" Barney asked

"Twixie's been ready!" Trixie replied.

"Good. Cue the lights and smoke." Trixie's horn glowed and, the lights turned off, smoke filled the room, and one light was made as a potlight for Barney and Trixie, who was standing on a high chair next to her father.

"Hewwo Wadies and mowe wadies, are you pwepawed fow the best show of youw wives?" The women all looked at each other in confusion.

"She means lives." Barney chuckled. Half the women giggled at what she meant while the other whispered at how cute Trixie was.

I won't bore you all with the details, but it's no surprise that Trixie really stole the show with her adorableness. Barney may have gotten a few women's phone numbers, but Trixie really got most of the ladies around her. But I will tell you about their last act.

"Fow my final act," Trixie announced with a large wheel behind her "I'ww need a vowunteew!" The women all raised their hands, yelling 'me!' like kids at school who knew the answer to something. Trixie's horn glowed and a familiar man was brought up onstage: Ted Mosbey!

"I didn't even raise my hand!" Ted yelled in anger.

"Siwence Ape! Daddy, a wittwe hewp?" Barney strapped Ted into the slots of the wheel!

"Barney!? What the hell are you-!?"

"Relax, Ted," Barney whispered "She's a professional already."

"Now, the knives!"

"Knives!?" Ted yelled. Trixie's horn glowed and a few knives floated around her. Trixie then flung the knives, one by one, at Ted, who shuit his eyes tight and flinched, expecting a knife to hit him somewhere. Clapping was heard as Trixie finished. Ted reopened his eyes, seeing the knives were nowhere near hitting him. He let out a sigh of relief.

"Now, wet's make this mowe intewesting!" She levitated a blindfold a blindfold "Wight hewe, you can't see anything!" She levitated it towards a woman. "give it a go, can you see anything?" The woman placed the blindfold over her eyes, still giggling with the other women.

"Nope!" she replied "I can't see anything." Trixie levitated the blindfold back to herself.

"Good!" She turned to Ted and placed the blindfold over her own eyes, tightly strapping it.

"Oh hell no!" Ted yelled, struggling to free himself.

"Now, who want to pway 'Spin the wheel'!?"

"WHAT!?!?!?" Barney spun the wheel Ted was strapped to! Ted began to scream and Trixie lunged the knives at him!

Whether if she really was a professional or was just lucky times one hundred, none of the knives hit me. On that night, Trixie alone earned around $6,218.87 in tips from the women, and, almost as if by magic itself, a bright light came around her butt, showing a blue crescent moon & a star ending wand.

A wand & moon tattoo appeared on her butt out of nowhere?

Well... we think it has something to do with that performance, but yeah, almost like that.

And what happened to you afterwards?

...I had to stay away from knives for almost an entire month.

So what happened after that?

And what were you doing during that day?

Hold on kids! For you, I wasn't doing much other than watching T.V. And as for you, we'll get to there.

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