Lily taught Trixie more things that mattered in kindergarten, and even helped Trixie pronounced her own name and words correctly in the first few weeks of school. But, just like a smoker, Barney couldn't last for a few days without hitting on, and the occasional sex with another woman, so he did the next best thing.

Marshall sat on the couch, watching some T.V., then the door knocked.

"Who is it?" Marshall asked

"It's Barney!" He replied, voice muffled by the door.

"What do you want?"

"I have a gift for you."

"Is it a suit?"

"Nope! A Big, fat sandwich!"

"Sandwich!?" Marshal got up, only to see Barney at the door, doling Trixie. "Really? If you need someone to babysit, why don't you hire one yourself?"

"If I do, you know I'm just going to have sex with them! Besides, you and Lily want a child, so here you go!"

"NO!!!" Trixie yelled, waving her hooves away at Marshall "Trixie doesn't want to be left alone with the leech!"

"Alright Missy," Marshall responded, folding his arms together "Why do you call me a leech?" Trixie stopped flailing and tilted her head.

"Leech doesn't know that he works at Goliath National Bank?"

"And how do you know that I work there!?" Trixie shrugged her front hooves.

"Trixie can tell a lot just by their looks. Trixie knows that her dad works at-"

"That's very nice, sweetie!" Barney interrupted, placing Trixie in Marshall's arms. "Have fun! And please, Marshall, for the love of God, giver her some peanut butter crackers before going to bed! You don't want to to experience a morning with her when she doesn't get her crackers before bed!"

Barney woke up in the morning, but saw that he was strapped to the spinning wheel Trixie used on Ted that Night. Trixie stood in front of Barney, giving an angered look.

"Uh... Trixie?" Barney asked "What are you doing?"

"You have failed to give Trixie her peanut butter crackers last night." Trixie answered "And for that, Trixie find it suitable that you must be punished, daddy!"

"And how are you going to punish me? You should know that everything here-NO!!! NOT THAT!!!" Trixie held up one of Barney's suit and light a single match. "Trixie!!! Uh.. sweetie... can you put out that light? I'll give you some Peanut Butter crackers now!"

"You are very tempting, father, but Trixie knows that you must watch this as a means of learning and punishment!" Trixie placed the lit match on Barney's suit, making Barney watch as the suit was slowly being engulfed in flames.

"NO!!! TRIXIE!!! PUT IT OUT!!! PUT IT OUT, TRIXIE!!! I'M SORRY!!! OKAY!?!?!? DON'T BURN IT!!! BURN MY PAPERS, BUT NOT THE SUIT!!! ANYTHING BUT THE SUIT!!!"

"Trixie wants you to suffer!!!" Trixie let out an evil laugh that would make an villain proud of her. Barney, on the other hand, only screamed and cried as one of his suits burned to ash.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Marshall held Trixie in one arm and tapped Barney's shoulder, who was completely zoned out.

"Barney?" Marshall asked "Are you alright?" Barney shook himself, giving an emotionless stare.

"Sorry about that." Barney said, turning and walking away. "Have fun, Trixie. Goodbye, Tuesday Morning suit." Barney left without making any noise. Marshall looked down at Trixie.

"So... what do you do for fun?"

"Hm... Trixie usually either helps daddy get chicks with Trixie's tricks," Trixie answered "Or Trixie is busy building her empire at school."

"So... nothing else, really?"

"There's more!?"

"Well... yeah, there is. For example, you-"

"What do you do for fun?"

"Me? Well... I usually look online to see how I can use my knowledge as a lawyer to soon become a judge and-"

"Boring! Trixie thinks you're no longer a leech, but Trixie think's your're now a bottom feeder." Marshall gave her an angered looking stare.

"You want something fun? I usually do this with my friends, but I sing and make music." Trixie's ears perked up.

"Trixie is intrigued by this."

"Well let's go and make some music!"

It seems that Marshall had a real knack with kids, as they both made a song together and enjoyed it. Barney was able to finally have sex with a woman, and Lily returned from work, both bumping into each other on accident, then walked to Lily and Marshall's apartment together.As for me, well... I was with your Aunt Robin again, but I won't say what we were doing.

Lily opened the door, followed by Barney, and they both stopped, seeing Marshall sitting with a piano and Trixie holding a Microphone with the aura around her horn & the mic.

"Trixie?" Barney asked

"Marshal?" Lily added "Are... you both getting along?"

"Hell yeah we are!" Marshall replied "Barney, why didn't you tell me Trixie was an awesome singer!?"

"...I didn't know that!" Barney answered in complete surprise

"Well you both have got to see this! Ready, Trixie?"

"Ready, Beethoven!" Trixie replied.

"Beethoven?" Barney and Lily asked in unison.

"A one, a two, a one, two, three." Marshall played on the piano and Trixie cleared her throat and began to sing.  

"♫The moon glows white on the city tonight, a long figure barely seen. A kingdom of determination, and it looks like Trixie is it's queen. The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside. Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows Trixie tried! Don't let them in, don't let them see, be the good girl you always have to be! Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know! Well, now they know! Let it go, let it go! Can't hold it back anymore! Let it go, let it go! Turn away and open the door! Trixie won't care what they're going to say! Let the show go on! The love never bothered Trixie anyway!♫ ... ♫It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small! And the fears that once controlled Trixie can't get to her at all! It's time to see what Trixie can do! To test the limits and break through! No right, no wrong, no rules for Trixie! I'm free! Let it go, let it go! Trixie is one who's fame will fly! Let it go, let it go! You'll never see Trixie cry! Here, Trixie will stand! And here Trixie will stay! Let the show go on!♫ ... ♫Trixie's power flurries through the air into the ground! Trixie's fame is spiraling in the world all around!  And one performance freezes you like an icy blast! Trixie's never going back, the past is in the past! Let it go, let it go! When Trixie rises, it'll be like the break of dawn! Let it go, let it go! That little girl is gone! Here Trixie stands! In the light of day! Let the show go on! The love never bothered Trixie anyway!♫"

Barney and Lily stared with their jaws dropped, staring at awe of Trixie's performance. They both applauded & cheered, and Trxie gave a bow to the two!

"That's my girl!" Barney cheered.

Unfortunately, Idina Menzel was their next door neighbor, she heard the whole song's notes & lyrics, and gave it to Disney. Disney then used it for the overrated and highest grossing animated film, Frozen, which was still relevant for nearly two years straight, getting itself a sequel and adding more to it's frozen fire and kids singing "Let it Go" about ten times a day. Although no one knows about it's true origins, we can blame Marshal and Trixie for planting the seeds of an overplayed song that made parents around the world try to get rid of Frozen behind their children's back.

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