The Great and Legend-Wait for it... Dary Trixie!
Chapter 2: The Playbook
Previous Chapter Next ChapterTrixie explored Barney's apartment, staring at awe of the life-size Storm Trooper armor. Barney and the woman were in his bedroom together, but in a few seconds, the woman exited the room and stomped into the apartment. Barney came out in only his underwear.
"Baby," Barney spoke "Come on, we both can work this out!"
"I can't believe you used that thing to help you get sex from me!!!" The woman yelled
"What!? She's adorable, isn't she? Plus, down below, my own Qianlong is long and adorable."
"You ASS!!! Just because I'm Asian doesn't mean I know half of that stuff!" She stormed out of the apartment.
"WAIT!!!" She stopped and turned towards him.
"WHAT!?"
"Uh... do... you want to study Trixie?" She turned and slammed the door behind her. Barney groaned to himself and flopped onto his couch. Trixie jumped onto the couch like a cat and looked at her father's eyes, making both see each other as if they were hanging upside down. Trixie perked her lips and kissed on Barney's forehead.
"Twixie loves you more than that woman." She said with a smile. Barney couldn't help but smile at her. He carefully lifted her and placed Trixie on his bare chest, feeling the softness of her fur, and the even her softer & smoother as he caressed her mane. Trixie leaned into his hand, accepting the pets from her father.
"Thanks, Trixie." He replied. "You know, I never asked about you."
"What questions do you have fow Twixie?"
"Well, I know your name is Tri- er... the 'Great and Powerful' Trixie, and you speak in third person."
"Twixie has no idea what you mean by thiwd pewson!"
"... Never mind. Well, how did you end up in that dumpster? Are your parents anywhere?" Trixie's ears perked at his question, then perked down as some tears came into her eyes.
"Twixie... has no memory."
"No Memory!?" He lifted Trixie and placed her next to him as he adjusted to a sitting position.
"It's twue; Twixie has no memory whatsoever, other than a bwight wight, fowwed by me in a dumpsta. Twixie has no idea who her parents are." She looked up to Barney her tears ever presentable "But you'we Twixie's daddy, aren't you?" Her look and stare! He couldn't help but watch the tears roll down her cheek as she looked up to him with a somewhat innocent look... somewhat. He lifted her and gave her a hug around his neck. Trixie wrapper her tiny hooves around his neck, as she purred a bit with a firm and soft grip.
"I am." He replied with a smile, tears coming down his face. They hugged each other for a few seconds. Then he looked down at his underwear. "Well... this was both heartwarming and awkward."
"What do you mean?" He lifted away from his neck.
"With the exception of my underwear on, I'm naked." Twixie looked at his father, then at herself, and turned back to her father.
"Twixie's always been naked." Barney looked at her and turned her around in his hands, seeing that she was, indeed, naked
"Huh... don't worry, I gut the thing needed!"
"What is it!?"
"We're going to get you something for tomorrow!" Her eyes beamed and she smiled
"PWESENTS!?!?!?"
"...you can say that!"
"Yay!!!" She cheered. He carried her into his room and placed her on his bed as he went to get some pajamas on. Trixie noticed a blank book below the bed and, with her tiny magic, she lifted it and placed it next to her. She opened it and saw, in bold words, it was called 'The Playbook'. She opened it and noticed all of these things were what Barney did to seduce women, from dressing up as a doctor, to a bandito, and, probably the most strange, dressing up & looking like a 55 year old man. All of these things involved not just looking the part, but being the part as well. Barney came back out in pajamas that looked like a suit as well. He watched Trixie read his playbook.
"Uh... Trixie?" He asked, walking next to her "You know that's actually for adults, right?"
"Twixie doesn't see that," she replied, not looking away from the playbook "but Twixie has one idea you can use." Barney got into his bed and looked over Trixie's little head.
"An Idea not used? What is it?"
"Dwess up wike a magician!"
"A... magician?" He thought to himself a bit "Hold on... I never did that!!! Good eye there, Trixie!!! Yeah, we'll do it tomorrow!!! I just need a tophat, a cape, and a wand! I already know a couple of tricks! Perhaps I can teach you a trick or two. You want to hold your gift off later?"
"To make daddy happy? Twixie is fine!" She nuzzled her head onto his arm. Barney chuckled to himself. A low growl was heard and Trixie looked down to her tummy, seeing it vibrate a bit. She blushed with a smile.
"Aw, looks like someone's hungry. Come, I think I have something in the kitchen." Barney got up and walked into the kitchen, followed by Trixie. He looked through his cabinets, only to see nothing around. "Crap! We need to go grocery shopping!" He looked and saw something. He reached into it and took something out. "Well... the only thing we have now is some Peanut Butter Crackers, so-"
"Peanut Buttah Cwackas!?!?!?" Trixie exclaimed. She hopped up & down "TWIXIE WOVES PEANUT BUTTAH CWACKAS!!!" She used her magic and snagged the peanut butter crackers from Barney's hand, ripped the packet open, and began to eat the crackers with cute sounding noms and munches. After a few minutes of eating, Trixie let out an adorable belch that made her jump a bit. Barney carried her up and saw her small, slightly bloated belly.
"Hope you can lose that tomorrow." Barney spoke, poking her belly. A soon as he poked it, Trixie giggled and tried to swing his hand away. "If there's one thing I know, it's that women hate big people, with the exception of being funny. If you let yourself be big, then be funny."
"Twixie's the funniest of all!!!"
"I hope so. Now you need to brush your teeth."
"Twixie's teeth can wesist cavities!!!"
"But Twixie needs to make her daddy happy, wight?" She looked at her father, who playfully mocked her speech.
"...Fine! Only for you, daddy."
Trixie and Barney bruished their teeth together with their own toothbrush, followed by both resting on the bed together. Trixie walked onto her father's head and made herself his sleep mask. Barney couldn't help but pet her for one final time. Unfortunately, he didn;t touch the head, but her tail area. Trixie squeaked and kicked his hand away!
"Never touch Twixie's glowious butt!" She yelled.
"Oh! Sorry." Barney apologized. He sued his other hand and now scratched her head. Trixie moaned to herself, then slowly went to sleep. "Your butt is actually pretty soft. That's actually cute."
"Twixie... is too... tired." In a few moments, after a smell yawn, Trixie fell asleep. After she fell asleep, Barney went to sleep as well. Next Chapter: Magic 101 Estimated time remaining: 41 Minutes