Horse People Go Naked
Chapter 144: Chapter 143: Team Hug vs. Team Cute
Previous Chapter Next ChapterSurprise had found herself in a very particular sort of mood. She was restless, and her wings kept fidgeting something awful. However, she’d been mindful of doing plenty of flying of late, so it wasn’t a need to migrate. The mystery of her condition revealed itself one day when she was doing a late grocery run. As a harem staff member, she had free reign of the free cafeteria food, but she still liked to do her own cooking now and then.
At the time, she was perusing the isles for the best kinds of eggs for a cake. Chicken seemed too generic, gracklepus was out of her price range, she’d never cared for any of the fish varieties, and there was something about goose eggs that left her feeling suspicious, like eyes were watching her from places unseen. But, wait… that wasn’t the goose eggs. That was something totally independent from eggs of any sort!
“Raaawr!”
“Whaaaa!” screamed the shrill unicorn up ahead. She’d reached for a carton of eggs, only for the thing to transform into a miniature manticore. It roared like a big dog, and she fell back, landing her rump on the unforgivingly hard and cool tile floor.
That’s when another unicorn came out from the end of the aisle, laughing his ass off as the manticore ceased its animation and returned to being an ordinary figurine. As soon as the first unicorn collected herself, her fear morphed into anger as she realized what had happened and charged after the second. He kept on laughing even as he was chased out of the aisle.
Upon seeing this prank, a dim magical bulb just over the mare’s head lit up to full brightness.
“I know what I’m doing tonight,” she declared in a singsong voice.
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The following night at the castle, Surprise waited giddily in Luna’s chambers. She’d conspired with the mare in question to help arrange things, to which Luna was just as eager. They’d arranged for only Surprise to have bed warmer duty, but the others were still expected to arrive later for their usual routines.
“We cannot wait,” Luna whisper giggled. She sat on her bed beside Surprise, fully nude, and was bouncing her hooves in anxious anticipation. “This shall be such fun!”
“Shush-sh.” Surprise reached up to manually clamp Luna’s lips closed, rubbing her tremendous breasts against the larger mare’s even larger bosoms, and giggling even more frantically as her efforts were met with resistance. “Quiet. W-we can’t give it away,” she tittered.
“Shush yourself.” Luna’s counter was followed up with a playful pinch to her companion’s white buttocks, which just made her yelp and jump up for a full glomp. “Our bad,” Luna conceded, still cracking up.
Finally, a knock came on the door, and both mares calmed down immediately. The pair sat at the edge of the bed like perfectly well-behaved not-so-little angels. They might as well have been whistling for how suspicious they looked.
“Come in,” Luna invited, throwing up a glamour to stop herself and her white lover from giving things away too early.
The door opened outward, and Thomas entered first, as expected.
“Morning,” he greeted casually, walking in as he’d done a hundred times before.
“Indeed it is, affirmed Luna behind her stoic façade. Her eyes darted to the first mare to come in. It was the orange one.
“Good mo-mmmh!” gasped Moonlight, her airway unexpectedly blocked. Reflexively her hands batted at the unseen obstruction, finding resistance. She ducked and rolled back, horn lit and ready for action, but still, she could see nothing.
“Bwahahaha!” Luna and Surprise finally cracked. To Thomas’ ongoing confusion, the pair laughed uproariously and threw themselves onto one another.
“What’s goin’ on here?” Honey asked, concluding an exceptionally long yawn as she entered the doorway. There was a brief resistance, a pressure against her chest that dared halt her advance. Said resistance lasted but a second before a tear was heard. The spell broke, and the now-torn sheets of transparent paper fell to the floor. “Wait… wha?”
Surprise found this especially funny. “You see the look on her face?” she wheezed. “Didn’t even faze her!”
“Somethin’ Ah’m missin’ here?”
“Hold on.” Stepping back in curiosity after Moonlight’s strange reaction, Silver knelt and investigated the culprit. “Transparent paper?”
“Wait, seriously?” Moonlight demanded indignantly. “Who put transparent paper in the bucking doorway?”
“Well, gee, I wonder,” Thomas remarked, folding his arms and rolling his head to face the mares on the bed. “There are just sooo many suspects to consider.”
“She did it!” Surprise furiously pointed at Luna.
“What? Me?”
“Yeah, you. I saw her do it, guys. It was totally all her.”
“Traitor! Thou weret the one to suggest it.”
“Yeah, and I woulda done it, too, if it weren’t for you begging like a foal.”
“We… wha…” Luna turned away in a huff. “A Princess does not beg!”
Surprise interlocked her fingers in a begging motion and deepened her voice to imitate the alicorn’s. “Please-please-please-pleeease! We’ll give thee whatever thee wants. Just let us play.”
“Thou,” Luna corrected. “We’ll give thee whatever thou wants. If you are going to make false accusations against us, you should at least do so with proper grammar.”
Thomas, meanwhile, had buried his face in one hand as he chuckled quietly. “I don’t know which is funnier. The prank or you two.”
“If I might, I would say it was the prank,” Jet added quietly. “A royal guard being bested by invisible paper is a joke for the ages.” Looking at Moonlight, her face was expressionless, yet her smirk was almost tangible.
Huffing in annoyance, Moonlight stomped into the room and closed the door behind her, leaving the bat guard outside.
“Hey, don’t be like that,” pleaded Surprise. “It was just a harmless prank.”
“I know,” Moonlight affirmed with steadying breaths. “And it was funny. It’s just that Jet still has a way of getting under my skin.”
“And here I thought that was my job,” Thomas remarked, unable to resist the low-hanging fruit. When all he got for his bad joke was a roll of the eyes, he came up to Moonlight’s side and leaned against her.
Moonlight tried looking away. “You can’t solve all your problems just by hugging, you know.”
“Blasphemy!” Surprise accused with righteous fury. “Even if a hug isn’t the final step, it’s always a good first.”
“She ain’t wrong,” agreed Honey.
“But clearly, we can’t let this transgression against”—Silver trailed off while trying to sound cool—“this transgression go unpunished. Moonlight must be punished for her lack of faith in the magic of hugs.”
Hopping off the bed, Surprise pointed even more energetically. “Yes, smite her. Smite her with the power of love!”
That’s when Luna caught sight of some low-hanging fruit and pulled a reference from Thomas’ memories. She stood up and went through the motions from Sailor Moon. “In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!”
Moonlight blinked like a deer caught in the headlights. She was surrounded by her closest friends, all of whom had decided to gang up on her just for being a grumpy prank victim. Thinking on what it would mean to be punished for questioning love, she looked down at her stallion. “Am I expected to fight back right now? Because I’m not sure I want to.”
“Win, and I shall let you play with my smaller form,” Luna bargained.
“You’ll never take me alive!” Moonlight grabbed Thomas in her magic, facing him away and holding him aloft like a shield. “Stay back, you fiends! I’m armed with a cute stallion, and I… have no idea what to say next.”
“Just run!” Silver cried.
“Gah! Get ‘er off me!”
Moonlight turned to see Silver having wrapped herself over Honey like a face-hugger.
“Run, you fool! I can only hold her off for so long,” Silver urged as the far larger and stronger mare attempted to pry her off.
“Silver, you traitor,” Surprise growled. “How dare you turn your back on the magic of love?”
“I’m sorry, my friend, but it must be done,” Silver replied with commendable seriousness, even as she was being groped. “But for the love of cute, I have made my choice.” Then she turned to Moonlight. “Do not let my sacrifice be in vain!”
“Do not overestimate your position, Private,” Luna snarled as she and Surprise closed the distance, stalking like predators ready to pounce. “You may have a convert, but you are still outnumbered.”
Surprise rubbed her hands together, cackling like a mad mare. “Hehe, yeah. You’re gonna get it good.”
“Hah! Clearly, it is you that has overestimated themselves. In case you didn’t notice, I still have an ally.” She gestured to her human shield. “That makes us evenly matched.”
“Actually, I think I’m gonna have to side with… What’s your side called, again?” Thomas asked the big mares in front of him.
“Team Love!” Surprise cheered before anyone else.
“Can we not go with Luna’s Love?” the Princess requested gently.
“Nuh-uh.”
“Then that makes us Team Cute,” declared Silver, still hugging the earth mare’s face. Efforts to extract her had changed as the big mare grew more relaxed. Now green fingers were casually navigating the smaller mare’s sensitive spots, trying to lewdly coax her off rather than using force. Particular interest was shown to the silver mare’s silver bottom. And when Silver looked down, she was met with sadistic eyes and a sadistic grin as Honey licked her lips in preparation for her next attack. “Do your worst!” she fearlessly declared, voice thick with anticipation.
“Okay, fine. We’re Team Cute,” agreed Moonlight. “We’re still even, though.”
“Actually, like I was saying, I’m gonna have to side with Team Love on this one,” Thomas explained as his limbs limply flopped around in Moonlight’s magic.
“What? Now you’re a traitor, too?” gasped the shocked unicorn.
Honey then grabbed Silver’s side and effortlessly shifted her to the left to free her mouth. Then, looking at Luna, she said, “Seriously, filly. Ya’ll need ta find better company. Ah wouldn’t trust any ‘f these ponies further ‘an Ah could throw ‘em.”
“That means basically nothing coming from you, tree kicker,” Surprise pointed out.
“Whatever.” Honey moved Silver back into place, only now pressing a hand to her back to keep the moaning bat from escaping as the earth mare relentlessly used her tongue.
“Point is,” Thomas interjected, “I’m going with the side that’s mandating hugs.” He looked over his shoulder at his mare. “Sorry, babe, but this is happening.”
Moonlight fought to maintain a look of utter outrage, even as she felt her cheeks heat up. “So that’s how it’s going to be. You betray me, just for the chance to selfishly hug me into submission. Is that really all our love is worth to you?” she demanded, trying not to let the corners of her mouth curl up.
Thomas tried to look thoughtful, but only succeeded in making a duck face. “Hmm, yeah, pretty much,” he said so matter-of-factly that even Luna was impressed. “Well, what are you waiting for?” he asked of the pranksters. “Geet ‘er doooone!”
Deciding that her human shield was useless for defense, Moonlight switched to offense as she magically slammed the little guy into Luna’s chest. The impact made a literal *Pomph* sound as the alicorn reflexively wrapped around the object that would dare strike her royal teats. Her grip lasted but a second before he was wrenched free and returned to his wielder’s side.
Now it was Thomas’ turn to blink like a deer in headlights as he floated by Moonlight’s side. “D-did you just use my body to slap someone in the tit?”
“And what if I did?” challenged Moonlight.
Seeing Luna rub where his body had impacted, Thomas could think of only one thing to say. “I’m starting to lean more towards Team Cute.”
“Darn it, Luna! Your perfect teats are converting our forces to the other side,” chided Surprise.
Luna stared down at her massive mounds, utterly flummoxed by this development. “Th-this has never happened before. Mine perfect teats are meant to draw others close, not drive them away. Something must be wrong.”
“Maybe they’re broken,” offered Surprise. Trying to be helpful, she came up to Luna’s side and began poking both breasts in random spots. Spots closer to the nipple elicited the strongest reactions, but Surprise seemed oblivious to this well-established fact. “Yeah, there’s definitely something wrong here. When’s the last time you got maintenance on these puppies?”
“I volunteer!” Silver waved her arms wildly. Her wings sprung out, and she attempted to change dance partners, but it was not to be.
“Oh, no, ya don’t.” Honey held Silver fast. Now leaning against the wall like she was destressing with a drink, one hand teased at the base of the bat’s wings to keep her from fleeing, though definitely not still. The fingers of her other hand found their way into Silver’s crack and just went to town. All the while, Honey’s unseen mouth was allowed to commit unspeakable acts against every inch of flesh within her reach.
“You know, back when machines were built to last, we used just to hit them whenever they glitched out,” Thomas explained, smirking cruelly at his first love.
Surprise beamed with an ah-ha moment. “Hey, yeah. We did the same thing back with equipment over at the Weather Factory.”
“The newer stuff is a lot more complex, but super delicate. Older equipment was made tough enough to take all kinds of punishment,” added Thomas.
“Hold on. I thought we were punishing Moonlight for her lack of faith in love and hugs,” Luna reminded, feeling somewhat put off by this flip in the script. “Why are you suddenly ganging up on me?”
“Duh. Because your perfect teats need a tune-up,” deadpanned Surprise as she set her hands beneath the magnificent orbs and performed the Herculean task of lifting them high until Luna’s nipples were level with her shoulders. “We can’t let these things break down. They’re a national treasure.”
“I’m inclined to agree,” Moonlight tentatively allowed, though still keeping at a safe distance in case this was a trap. “So what do we do? Do I just use Thomas to knock everything back into alignment? Because—and I just want to make this perfectly clear—I’m fully prepared to do that.”
“Hold on, let’s not be too hasty,” Thomas advised. “For all we know, this might just be the tip of the round and bodacious problem. There could be other issues elsewhere.” Then, with a maniacal grin, he added, “We’ll have to be thorough.”
“Gah! N-nooo!” Silver whined as she tried to pull herself free. Her silver cheeks were flushed pink, and her chest rose and fell with labored breaths. Her hands stayed on Honey’s ears in the hopes of massaging them to earn her freedom. However, although Honey moaned in delight, it was more likely out of taste than appreciation for her ears. The earth mare looked up at the helpless bat with a smirk as she continued using her mouth. “Le-let me gooo,” Silver whined again as she desperately reached out for Luna. “I-I have to…”
“Booby strike!” Surprise declared as she spun her body so that her breasts impacted Luna’s. *Pomph-Thwack* As the alicorn fell back on the bed and rubbed where she’d been hit, Surprise pressed her advantage and jumped. “Booby slam!” Using her wings to gain extra height, Surprise hovered directly over her Princess before folding her wings in and letting gravity do its thing.
“Uh, teat trounce!” Luna uncertainly said before arching her back to fling her breasts upward. They impacted Surprise before the pegasus’ attack could connect, sending the white mare forward and off the bed.
“Malfunctioning or not, we cannot underestimate the power in those teats,” Moonlight assessed. “Any thoughts?”
Thomas covered his hand over his mouth to stifle his laughter. “Th-this is too-ho grea-at!” he wheezed.
“Thank you, Thomas. Your insight is appreciated,” Moonlight deadpanned. “Luna’s sitting up, so we have to act quickly. As curious as I am to be on the receiving end of a booby strike, one blow will surely take me out of the game, and that just won’t do.”
Thomas had to fight hard to get his giggles under control. “Th-then do that,” he stammered.
“Do what?”
“Wh-what you said; an attack you don’t want to dodge. I bet she feels the same,” Thomas chortled as he gestured at Luna.
Striking a martial arts pose, Luna extended her hand and beckoned them forward. “I welcome your feeble defiance,” she invited, trying to stay serious, but her tongue wetting her lips betrayed her true desire. “Bring it!”
“Okay, uh…” Moonlight spied the ideal weapon and regained her confident smirk. “Spinning top penis slapper!” Spinning Thomas while levitating him was tricky. She had to carefully regulate his speed to not cause him harm, but still, be fast enough to use him as a weapon. Using her horn, she levitated him a short distance in front of her with his pelvis level with Luna’s face, and slowly stepped forward.
“Oh, that’s clever,” Luna praised. “Are you well, my stallion?”
“Yeah, this is fine,” Thomas confirmed, still snickering.
“In that case, curse you, vile rebel!” Luna declared, now back in character. “Well, two can play at this game.” Lighting her horn, she pulled Surprise back into play. The white mare looked confused, until she spun around so that her butt faced Luna’s enemies. “Now, witness the terrible and unstoppable might of the moon! Mwahaha!” Instead of spinning her living weapon, Luna folded Surprise’s legs against her chest and bounced the white mare’s rear enough to maximize booty jiggle while keeping the rest of the mare steady.
“Run, guys. You don’t stand a chance!” Surprise implored. “Now that she’s using my plot, Luna is truly unstoppable!”
“Don’t lose faith, Surprise,” Moonlight urged. “We can still win.”
“Sorry, but not a chance. Ain’t no way these big beautiful buns,”—Surprise paused to proudly tap her hand to her rump—“are gonna lose to that twig.”
Honey pulled her mouth away from Silver. The bat mare was flushed, sweaty, and barely conscious. Regardless, after licking her lips of sweet mare juice, Honey asked, “Ya’ll still followin’ any ‘f this? Cuz honestly, Ah ain’t got no idea what’s happenin’ no more.”
Silver took a second to regain her breath as she clung to Honey’s head. Then, panting in exhaustion, she turned around and attempted to assess the situation. “Well, Surprise is begging, but she’s clearly eager to show off her assets.”
“Guilty,” Surprise tittered.
“Thomas is just going with the flow, probably as lost as you are, and I don’t think he could hold a straight face to save his life right now.”
Thomas just laughed and gave a thumbs-up.
“Th-the main instigators a-are Luna and Moonlight,” Silver assessed. “I don’t think they really care about the reason. They just need an excuse to release some tension on each other, and we’re caught up in the middle.”
“Not me,” Honey countered. “Ah’m steerin’ clear ta enjoy the show.” She then went back to sucking on Silver, once more incapacitating the poor bat. However, this time, Honey turned her head so that she could keep an on things.
“Okay, getting real dizzy, over here,” Thomas interjected as he tried to focus on remembering the tension thing. That sounded like something they needed to talk about. “Can we hurry this up?”
“Very well. Let this contest be decided,” Luna declared. “Surprise, use butt buster!”
Still encased in Luna’s magic, Surprise tried not to look too eager as she felt herself fly backward. She relaxed her rear to ensure maximum impact. The pegasus giggled in anticipation as she looked back at her target, only to blink when he disappeared. “Huuh!” she moaned when she felt it. Something small had just slapped her marehood. Then it did it again and again. It slapped her marehood so rapidly that she quickly lost count. Her legs squirmed in Luna’s magical bonds, while her wings were free to stiffen. Seeing a pair of spinning feet down by her chest, Surprise realized what happened.
However, Moonlight was too engrossed in the mood not to narrate. “Ha! By pulling Thomas back and slipping him underneath, not only did you miss, but you left Surprise vulnerable to the deadly dick slap.”
“I thought I was a s-spinning top?” asked Thomas, trying not to moan. Not only was his penis striking something soft and warm, but he had a very up-close-and-personal view of Surprise’s shapely rump. He was so close that he could smell its sweetness.
“Never mind,” Moonlight dismissed. “Now, time for the sexy slide!”
Luckily for Thomas, Moonlight finally stopped spinning him. Instead, she started pushing him back and forth along the white mare’s front. His now erect penis prodded over and around Surprise’s slit while his feet poked between her breasts. Her moans were loud and lewd as her soft breast flesh squished around his feet. “Hey, is this better?” Since his feet weren’t bound, Thomas bent his knees to press his soles to the bottom of Surprise’s breasts. As Moonlight moved him, he bent and straightened his knees to gently fondle the mare’s massive milkers.
“Ooh-hoo, that’s different. Keep it up,” Surprise cooed as Luna stopped bouncing her rump. Since her hands were also free, she reached down to her chest. Ignoring Thomas’ feet, she gently pinched her nipples. “Mmh, that’s niiice.”
After almost a minute of the magic users erotically rubbing their ‘weapons’ together, Moonlight spoke. “I think Honey’s right. We’ve really lost the plot on this one.”
“I concur,” agreed Luna as she watched Surprise’s flushed face moan in pleasure. “Surely, you don’t propose to stop, do you?”
“Oh, alicorns, no,” Moonlight denied as she bent Thomas’ torso forward so that he could grab ahold of Surprise’s backside while she continued using his prick to stroke the pegasus’ sex. “But I don’t think we’ll settle anything like this.”
“Indeed, so, what do we do?”
“Ya settle things like real mares,” Honey answered after once more freeing Silver from her lips. “Fight yer own fights instead ‘f usin’ others ta get yer way.” Then, after a brief pause, she added, “But keep callin’ out attack names. That’s fun.”
The magic users agreed and moved their proxies off to the side before releasing the spell, but with Thomas on top. Surprise moved her knees to give Thomas back support so he could sit up and continue massaging her teats with his feet. It went without saying that all mares present were curious to try this for themselves, but there was an order to things, and Moonlight and Luna had a score to settle… apparently.
“Head crusher!” Luna spun around, bent over, and rocketed her butt at her opponent. As she did, she flexed her muscles to clap her cheeks, leaving no doubt as to her intent. *Clap-Clap-Clap*
Moonlight felt as though she’d been backed into a corner. Thomas’ manhood had been her best weapon. By contrast, her feminine assets were meager compared to those of her fellow concubines. However, she couldn’t afford to back down. Even if she stood no chance of winning, it was the principle of the thing. With Luna’s thunderclap approaching fast, Moonlight gambled on a prior attack. Rather than using magic on her opponent, which she was fairly sure went against the rules that they’d never agreed to, Moonlight conjured her trademark shield and pressed it between her shoulder blades as she leaned back. The move was simple, yet brilliant. As with Thomas, she’d not only dodge, but be in prime position to deliver a vicious licking attack to Luna’s marehood. This would throw off the alicorn and leave her vulnerable to Moonlight’s next attack. However, it was not to be.
*THUD*
Before she’d gone too far, Luna bent her knees and slammed her hooves to the floor to either side of the mare below her. Now, squatting like she was preparing for sumo, Luna kept hold of her breasts to prevent them from impacting Moonlight. Grinning as she felt the unicorn’s breath against her nethers, Luna pulled her teats apart to stare down her belly at her stupefied opponent. Then, feeling cheeky, Luna released her boobies to impact Moonlight’s knees. After staring transfixed into Luna’s sacred moon for so long, the shock broke Moonlight’s shield spell, and she fell on her back.
“Oof!” Moonlight grunted. Luna’s sexual musk filling her lungs made the unicorn feel like she was drowning, but more in a more relaxed fashion. She gasped for more air, craving the sensation of the musk gliding through her nostrils and over her taste buds. Then, as if having an out-of-body experience, Moonlight felt her head look down to behold the upside-down face of beauty incarnate. Luna’s smile wasn’t sinister or sadistic. Instead, there was a kind of triumphant reassurance as she sweetly fluttered her eyelashes. It was like the great big mare was serenely assuring Moonlight that this was how things were meant to be, and that the unicorn should embrace her fate.
“Butt guillotine,” Luna almost whispered as she dropped her rear onto her unicorn’s face. The impact was soft, cushioned by the alicorn’s generous backside, but the victory was no less absolute. Luna inhaled deeply before releasing a contented sigh. As she got her knees into a more comfortable position, she wiggled her rump and gently clenched her cheeks around the other mare’s face. “Mmh, yes. That is my good filly.”
“Hey, you stole that,” Thomas accused as he continued lazily pawing at Surprise’s boobs with his feet. At the same time, the white mare had moved her hands to idly play with his meat. Instead of jerking him off, she amused herself by casually flicking his erection around.
“What, really?” Honey asked. Sensing that this game had concluded, she grabbed hold of Silver and gently pulled the mare from her head. A far cry from her earlier resistance, the bat’s limbs were as limp as noodles after climaxing so much to Honey’s tongue. As such, the earth mare cradled her smaller lover in her arms like a baby. Even so, her ears still fixed squarely on Thomas.
“Yeah, you stole that move from Keijo,” the human elaborated.
“Nope, bad call,” Surprise cut in. Then, at Thomas’ confusion, she explained. “We all saw that show in your dreams. It was funny,” she giggled. “But I don’t think it counts as stealing for something like this. It’s not anything official, just some fun between friends.”
“Surprise is right,” agreed Luna. “If I am guilty of taking inspiration from those stories to win this match, then you are just as guilty for using those stories to entertain pretty mares.”
“Mmmh,” Moonlight moaned from between Luna’s legs. As her fingers fondled her sex, it wasn’t clear who she’d agreed with, or if she was even listening.