Chapter 9: About a week ago

I woke up to the gentle sound of Celestia's sweet voice.

"Wake up my friend." She said softly, lightly tapping me. I slowly open my eyes until i saw her, as radiant as ever.

"Morning Tia." I say with a yawn, pushing myself up.

"Good morning!" She says warmly, nuzzling my cheek with a smile. I can't help but smile back at her, because this is the best possible wake up scenario I've been in so far out of these past few weeks. Throughout this week alone the others were usually the ones to wake me up. Of which I can't decide which of them was the worst.

Luna would always wake me up abruptly by Yelling, shaking me violently, or dumping cold water on me. Cadence would always wake me up with a passionate kiss, which wouldn't be that bad if she wasn't a pink pony princess. And Twilight tends to opt out of waking me up, instead she uses the opportunity to study up on some human anatomy. Thankfully, I wake up before the boxers come off unless I've been waking up after she puts them back on… Then again... I could have sworn I saw her holding a ruler one time.

"Breakfast is downstairs when you're ready" Celestia says as she turns and starts to walk back to my room door.

"OK, I'll be down in a ...min...ute…." I stutter as the very plump and twin jiggling suns catch my attention. I watch them them bounce and jiggle until I notice they abruptly stop.

"Oh, and Deeerick..." She calls in a chipper tone.

"Yes... Tia...." I mumble eyes still staring.

"My eyes are up here..." She says. I look back up to her face and she has that trademark sexy smirk of hers.

"Oh...sorry..." I say as I rub my forehead. Celestia just giggles and exits the room, leaving me sitting there with warm cheeks.

'You could have at least put some effort to PRETEND you weren't looking...'

But I think she likes it...

'Perv'

Oh, shut up...

I get up with a groan and go into my bathroom to freshen up really quick. I wonder what she made today? I hope it's those pancakes she made yesterday, because those were really delicious! I finish brushing my teeth and start to wash my face. I look at myself in the mirror to decide if it's time to shave; a quick inspection, I have to say I hate the lumberjack look that I'm rocking right now.

Pulling out my freakishly expensive razor; I dumped a fair amount of cash into getting a long lasting razor that has yet to cut me- so far it’s continued to make my face silky smooth, much to Tia’s pleasure... I decided to shower later and leave my room to go down the stairs. To my surprise Tom decided not to be a dick today, because he wasn't in his usual tripping spot.

When I reach the bottom of the stairs, I can see Twilight sitting on the couch with Tom. I also notice that her notepad That she's always scribbling in was laying right next to her. I slowly tiptoe over behind her in hopes of snagging it. But before I could snag it or even take a peek, Twilight's tail curled out and snatched it out of sight.

"Good morning DJ." She said with an evil smirk.

"Dammit! Do you have eyes in the back of your head?"

"Hehe, of course not. You've been after it all week." She said with a giggle.

"What's on it anyway?"

"That's a secret!"

"If you want my curiosity to stop… THEN STOP ADVERTISING IT AS SOMETHING IMPORTANT." I frown as I walk towards the kitchen. I stop when I remember something, I backpedal towards Twilight.

"Hey Twi." I say to get her attention.

"Yes?" She says, cocking her head.

"Gimme my pussy." I say with a malicious grin.

"....WHAT?" Twilight exclaims loudly. I then proceed to snatch Tom out of her hoofs.

"My pussy..." I say as I stroke Tom's fur and walk away. Twilight gives be this look that tells me just how immature she thinks I am. I justify her opinion by sticking my tongue out at her and walking toward the kitchen. I started to snicker and Twilight glares at me.

"Real mature!" Twilight shouts from the couch.

"You're just mad because you can't get any pussy." I quip.

"Stop saying that!" She shouts with embarrassment. I snicker and turn back, where Celestia is waiting for me with a raised brow.

"What?" I say with an innocent smirk. She says nothing and simply lifts Tom out of my hands with her magic and into her hoofs. Before I can protest, she replaces him with a delicious plate of warm fluffy pancakes. The aroma makes my mouth water the moment it graced my nasal cavity.

"Well, um... I'd say that's a pretty fair trade!" I admit with a nod. Celestia smiles and runs her hoof over Tom's head, making him purr with delight. "Thanks Tia, you're the best." I say with a smile.

"You're very welcome." she says, coming close to me. Instead of nuzzling me like she usually does, she instead closes her eyes and plants a firm kiss on my cheek. I stood there a bit stunned, not expecting that from her. When she pulled back, she winked at me, sending chills down my spine, the good kind of chills mind you. I turned and walked out of the kitchen, a silly grin adorning my face. I sat down on the living room couch to eat, because who eats in a kitchen anyway? I scoot a bit closer to Twilight, who takes a quick glance before returning to the TV.

"Whatcha’ watching Twi?" I ask casually.

"Oh, just A show about an adult male who's stuck as a fry cook who appears to have autism, along with his sarcastic emotionless neighbor, and his best friend who definitely has autism."

"..."

"What?"

"That's Spongebob Twi..."

"Oh..."

"Yeah..."

"Well, I never knew autism was so entertaining...." She said with a giggle.

"Heh... Yeah..." I say awkwardly as I start to dig into my pancakes. Heh, I'm probably going to hell for that... When I take my first bite I sink into the couch with a satisfied moan. I look over to the kitchen and see Celestia looking at me with that sexy confident smirk of hers.

"Holy shit... marry me!" I say as I take another explosive bite. She blushes slightly and giggles, returning to whatever she was doing. I chuckle a bit and turn back to my food. She would make a pretty awesome wife... She's kind, confident, fun to be around, absolutely Gorgeous... and… of course that BOOTY.

...

Uh... I mean... She's a good friend.

'Lying again are we?'

Dammit!

I continue to eat with a neutral expression, banishing those weird thoughts to the nether realms of my mind. I hear a lazy groan as I see Luna's door slowly swing open. She comes out looking like she went to sleep only an hour ago. I suspect that she sneaks out to play more Xbox when we're all sleeping.

"Heh, good morning Smurfette." I say with a smirk. Luna plops down next to me Yawning, then glares daggers at me with her tired eyes.

"Go fornicate thine rectum with a spiky rubber phallus." Luna grumbles. I cringe and laugh nervously.

"Aw... you still mad about that match?" I tease.

"Nay, we just dislike thou..." Luna says with sarcasm I didn't know existed.

"Sure you don't Lulu." I say with a chuckle as I tickle behind her ear. She closes her eyes and smiles, enjoying it for a few moments until she eventually moves her head away and frowns.

"Stop petting us..." Luna commands.

"Oh, hush. You know you love it." I tease.

"We do not love it, we advise, thou to cease, or else we will shove our hoof up then-"

"Heeeey! Play nice!" Celestia interrupts from the kitchen. Luna snorts and folds her hoofs in front of her.

"Well, I can't blame you for being a bit salty Luna. I've never pulled such a dirty noscope in my entire life." I admit with a smirk.

"We art never playing with thou again." Luna claims.

"Uh huh... you say that every time I beat you." I say with a roll of my eyes. "Derrick will thou play 'Insert game' with us?" I mock her voice. Luna says nothing and lightly smacks my nose with her wing, Making me sneeze. I frown and start to reach for her wing, but I stop when she gives me this glare that tells me she's going to rip off my eggroll and shove it down my throat if I touch her. So instead I smile nervously and clap my hands together.

"Yeah... I'll just...um...get you your coffee" I say, as I pick up my empty plate and avoid her gaze, walking swiftly into the kitchen. Before I could do anything my plate gets lifted out of my hands magically. "Thanks Tia." I say as I start up my coffee machine.

"You're welcome." She says with her warm smile.

I hear the clinking and clanking of dishes and raise my brow.

Hold up a second... Is she...

I walk over to Celestia who was surprisingly hand washing... Er...hoof... No wait magic. Yes! Magically scrubbing the dishes. I come next to her curiously and watch for a moment.

"What are you doing?" I ask somewhat rhetorically.

"Washing the dishes?" She answers, giving me a puzzled look.

"Why?" I simply ask.

"Why? What do you mean, why?" Celestia says with a flat brow.

"And all this time I thought you were using the dishwasher." I say with a light chuckle. Celestia's eyes widen and she slowly stops her scrubbing motion.

"Dish... washer?" Celestia says with a flat tone, her eye twitching ever so slightly.

"Yeah, I assumed you were using it already..." I say with a blink.

"No… I wasn't aware of its existence." She says flatly. We stare at each other silently for a few moments, as I slowly open the dishwasher rack.

"So... do you want me to show you how to-"

"Please do." She says as she scoots next to me and looks at it curiously.

"Oh- hold on a second, Luna's coffee." I say as I quickly rinse off a mug and place it under the machine. Like an automaton, I quickly prepare the coffee up to Luna's previously established specs, making sure to balance out the right amount of sugar, creamer and a milk well you know how it goes. I get a small saucer, then slowly carry the cup over to Luna.

"We thank thou." She says as she takes it with a smile.

"That should get your gears going." I say as I walk back to the kitchen. Celestia waits for me with an eager smile. "Alright my tall adorable marshmallow, time for a lesson in convenient human things." I say with a smirk as I casually wrap an arm around her neck and bring her close to me so I can feel her familiar warmth.

"Will it be difficult?" Celestia asks in a distracted tone, as she wraps a wing around me.

"Of course not, silly. That would defeat the whole “convenience” thing." I say as I turn and grin, she returns my grin and we look into each others eyes for a few moments. We slowly inch closer until she blinks and turns to the dish washer.

"Shall we begin?" She asks.

"Oh… uh, right. It’s pretty simple..."

...

After showing marshmallow how to use the Dishwasher, I went upstairs to try and get some work done. I walk into what I consider my man cave (Yea, yea, yea, judge as you will…), where I keep my rig and most of my games/electronics. With Tom wrapped around my shoulder I close the door and walk over to my office chair. I plop down in it with a heavy sigh and lay Tom in my lap. I hit the power button on my PC and idly stroke Tom's fur as the window’s logo quickly flashes to life and transfers to the desktop background.

I've been trying to finish this presentation all week, but the same thing keeps happening. My muscles tense slightly as I hear Cadence's door open. I hear the telltale sound of hoofs coming down the hallway, cringing slightly it stops and avoids me (thank god) I hear whomever go down the stairs, I breath a sigh of relief.

Good… maybe I'll actually get some work done today...

...

I'm not quite sure how much time has passed because I haven't bothered to look, but I managed to put something together that the suits might like, and at this rate I'll be finished in no time! A smile crosses my face as another idea pops into my head.

A firm knock on my door pulls me out of my work mode and makes me jump.

You know... Its amazing how fast a smile can fade.

"I'm busy..." I muttered in an annoyed tone.

"Can I come in?" I hear none other than Cadence ask.

"I'm working Cadence..." I say with a sigh, knowing no matter what I say, she'll just come teleporting her way in here anyways.

5...

4...

3...

2...

1-

A loud zapping noise engulfs the room as Cadence as expected entered when I said no…

I DID tell her no, right?

'Silly DJ, Cadence doesn't know what no means'

"Good morning DJ!" Cadence says with a wide smile.

"Morning to you too… although... Its actually afternoon now. " I point out with a stoic expression. Cadence smiles nervously and rubs the back of her neck.

"Oh, right... I forgot." She claims.

"Just like you forgot that I told you specifically to NOT bother me when I'm working?" I say calmly.

"You said that?" She says with an innocent look.

"Yes… In fact, I think I said it several times..." I point out, my face still devoid of emotion.

"Sorry?" She says. Cringing slightly. I sigh and make sure to hit save on my work, so I don't lose anything, then I sit back slightly.

"Heh, its alright sherbet." I drop the stoic look with a shrug smile. She comes next to me and I reach my hand out and pet her head. She closes her eyes and smiles, producing that familiar purring sound that I've come to love. Man, these ponies are so cute!

"Why do you keep calling me that?" She asks, opening one eye.

"Because I can and its cute?" I say with a smirk. Cadence opens her eyes fully and gives me a stoic look.

"What? I could also call you strawberry, since you smell like you bathed in a tub full of them." I say with a smile, as I inhale through my nose and take in her intoxicating aroma.

"I'd rather you don't..." Cadence says as she comes in front of me.

"Why not? I fuckin’ love strawberries..." I say, as I scratch behind her ear.

"Oh... Well, in that case..." Cadence says, her mood turning on a swivel. I chuckle and turn back to my PC. She starts to give me that adorable puppy look and I raise my brow.

"What is it?" I ask cautiously.

"Can I sit?" She asks timidly.

"Seats taken..." I start to say before I realize Tom is jumping onto the windowsill across the room. Dammit! He was the only thing keeping her from-

"Well, I suppose it's no longer occupied.." Cadence starts to say.

"Now hang on a second there cad-..." I try to say, but there was honestly nothing I could do to stop her from sitting her plump thick... jiggly... Ass in my lap at this point. I just sigh and lean back a bit as she lays her head back and looks up at me.

"Thanks, Johnny..." Cadence purrs in my ear.

And all I had to say was no...

'Would it have really mattered?'

...

Good point...

"Whatever strawberry." I say as I wrap my arms around her waist. We sit there like that for a bit, so I end up scooting forward and continuing my work.

"Can I have that belly rub you owed me now?" She suddenly asks.

"Cadence… If you like this house I seriously suggest you let me get this presentation done." I start to say.

"Oh, don't give me that DJ… I specifically remember you saying it wasn't due until Sunday and last I checked today is Thursday." Cadence says with a frown, calling me out on my bullshit.

Wait, didn't I have something important to do today?

'Um... Nope. I Don't think so..'

Hm... ok

"That doesn't mean I should put it off until the last second..." I point out.

"Please? You can work later..." She asks, giving me that irresistible cute look. Well, ALMOST irresistible, I've actually built up slight immunity to it now.

"No." I say simply, scooting the chair back over to my PC and start typing again. Cadence looks up at me in shock, I just put on my poker face and continue to work. At the corner of my eye I see a malicious grin slowly form on her face. I take my subconscious advice and immediately hit save on what I'm doing. The advice pays off almost immediately, because I hear the telltale click of my PC's power button, and like a slap in the face, I hear the shutdown sound.

'REKT'

"Cadence..." I mumble in annoyance.

"Please? It will be really quick, I promise." She begs.

"No... I said no." I say with a frown.

"Pretty please?"

"How old are you?" I mumble as I reach out to hit the power button on my PC. Her tail strikes out like a snake and snatches my hand away.

"You promised..." She says with puppy eyes.

"I don't remember promising you." I say flatly

"Don't tell me you forgot about that date you owe me too." Cadence says with narrowed eyes.

What date? I would never-

Like a shotgun blast the memory splashes my brain all at once.

'Yep, you totally said that shit mate'

Why I be so stupid?

"No... I didn't forget..." I say with the sharp blade of guilt wedged squarely in my heart.

"When will we be doing that by the way?" She asks curiously. My mind goes blank as my eyes widen.

I didn't plan our date...like at all.

'Say something!'

Cadence's smile slowly starts to fade into worry as I sit there sweating.

"Um...SATURDAY! Yes, that's when!" I blurt.

"Oh... OK.." Cadence says, slightly creeped out.

"Yep..." I say with a nervous laugh.

"Great! Can I have my belly rub now?"

"Not that I have much choice." I say in defeat as I gently place my hand on her belly. I grasp it lightly, making Cadence's body tense up slightly. She produced a throaty moan as I began to gently caress her belly. I start to blush lightly, because the sounds she's making are honestly kind of hot.

"Can you go a little lower please?" Cadence asks.

"Sure thing." I say as I lower my hand a bit. As I do, her wings start to open slowly. Well, she's certainly enjoying this, huh? Honestly, I'm enjoying it a tad too....just a TAD.

"Lower..." She breathes.

"Cadence I’ve hit the equivalent of the Mexican border..." I say with a flat brow.

"No you haven't..." She says suggestively. I stop for a few moments as my eyes widen.

"NO, absolutely not!" I say, sitting up slightly.

"Please? I really need this..." Cadence says in a sultry tone.

"Too bad. I've gone as far as I can go… Well, at least what I'm comfortable with." I say defiantly.

"Please DJ? It will make this whole experience so much more relaxing." She says as she starts to lead my hand lower with her hoof.

"Yeah... for you." I muttered as I resisted and pulled my hand back up.

"You know you want to..." Cadence teases. My face turns red and my eyes widen.

I do?

'JUST....DO IT!'

"No... I don't..." I say nervously.

'You seriously suck at lying'

"It will be our little secret Derrick, nopony will know." She assures.

"Cadence I....I can't just grope your ti-" i start to say before she hushes me with her hoof.

'Do it or you're gay.'

...

Huh...

Well, fuck.

"Shh....Its OK Derrick." She says as she gently slides my hand back down. My cheeks feel warm as my hand runs over a particularly plump... Um... balloon. Cadence lets out another throaty moan as her muscles tense up. I yelped when I felt her cheeks clamp down on my Sausage.

'This is...new.'

Well, no shit, Sherlock!

We both sat there for a few moments before Cadence turns to me with half lidded eyes.

"You seem to be getting a little excited there..." She coos.

"No...just... A little nervous." I say as I begin to sweat.

"Oh, just a little?" She asks as she presses her cheeks against my crotch.

"Hey...chill out down there..." I say, stifling a moan.

"But you seem to like it..." She teases as she shakes her hips a bit, sending waves of pleasure through my body. My grip on her tightened, making her beautiful wings extend to their full length. We sit like that for a while teasing and playing with each other until Cadence gets a dangerous smirk on her face.

"Uh...what are you thinking? I'm seriously not going further than this." I say firmly.

"Oh, that's fine with me... We've made excellent progress." She says with an excited look.

"Progress...what the hell are you talking about?" I demand as I let go of her completely. She doesn't say anything as she slowly climbs off of me.

"You know... I've been working on an interesting spell." She says with a malicious grin.

'Bail...'

"Uh, good to know... But what are you doing?" I ask with alarm, as I scoot my rolling chair back a bit. Cadence's body starts to glow and I tense up, unsure of what's going to happen next. When the light faded my pupils turned to pinpricks.

So... It appears Tia told Cadence how to use that anthro spell...

Thankfully She didn't forget her clothing… yet.

'Don't....bail...'

She looked at me with a confident smirk that thrilled me to no end.

"Oh... uh... neat... Heh." I say as I scratch the back of my neck nervously. Cadence just giggles and slowly stumbles over to me. I see she's about to trip and I quickly get up to catch her.

"You didn't get the walking down did you?" I ask with a chuckle.

"No, Not quite..." Cadence admits sheepishly. I smile and help her onto her feet...er...hoofs.

"So...any reason why you used this spell?" I ask as I sit back in my chair and scoot back again.

"Oh, nothing... Just thought I'd experiment a little bit." Cadence says as she stretches her arms High into the air.

"What kind of experiment would that be?" I ask curiously. When Cadence almost throws her arms down, two large and squishy shapes catch my eye. Cadence walks over to me and sits in my lap, wrapping her arms around my neck slowly and staring intensely into my eyes. I started to feel a bit light headed as I could no longer focus on anything. My mind was pretty much pure mush right now. Only one line of thought is looping in the entirety of my brain.

TITS!

"So... What do you think of my spell?" Cadence asks as she pressed her balloons against my face, warming my cheeks to the melting point.

"Tits..." I whisper.

"Hm? I didn't quite catch that..." Cadence says with her malicious smirk. At this point my speech fails me and I just sit there with a dumb oblivious smile. To make matters worse, she was putting her hips to work on my crotch again.

"Cadence..." I breathe, completely out of it.

"Oh my... It looks like your nose is bleeding... all over my shirt" Cadence says in a suggestive tone. "I guess I better take it off..." She says, biting her lip and looking at me with hungry eyes.

'Uh... you can bail now...'

Before anymore lines could be crossed, I heard the sound of the door opening.

"Derrick I meant to tell you-" Celestia started to say before freezing at the door. Her smile slowly fades into obscurity, replaced by her Royal poker face as she stares at us her wings slightly erect. Cadence's ears perked up and she immediately turned back to her pony form. She looked back at Celestia with a deer caught in the headlights expression. After what seemed like an eternity, Cadence just teleported away somewhere.

I sat there with that dumb grin on my face before suddenly shaking my head and coming to my senses a few seconds later. I clutch my nose and groan.

"Goddammit..." I say as I look down at my stained clothes. Stained with blood, sweat and there's also an uncomfortably sticky sensation in my boxers. Speaking of sticky… Wait a second… I think putting two and two together with whatever processing power is left in my head for a moment creating an awkward silence.
Oh heellll nooo...she did no- she did... She dripped all over me. Eww. No other words needed… Just Ew. I shiver slightly pushing the thought out my mind.

"I hope I wasn't... interrupting... Anything important." Celestia asks with a flat tone.

"No, not really. For once I'm actually glad you interrupted." I say as I push myself out of my chair only for my knees to give out immediately. Thankfully Celestia was there to stop me from breaking my nose.

"Thanks Tia." I say as she helps me up.

"Mind telling me what I just witnessed?" Celestia asks, looking down on me with judgmental eyes.

"Well, in Cadence's words, that was an “experiment”." I mock air quote her words and slowly straighten my posture. Celestia lets me go and blinks.

"Ah, so it was for science? How classic." she says in a dry and bitter tone.

'Oh she maaaad'

"I didn't really enjoy that experiment." I say.

"Mhmmm… I'll just pretend not to notice that you're at full mast..." Celestia says dryly. I blink in surprise and look down.

... Fucking god damn it all…

‘You’d like that, wouldn’t you…’

OH WHO ASKED YOU?!

"Fuck." Is all I say as I scramble to adjust my shirt and shorts to hide it. While I'm doing that I notice that my fly was undone.

'Uh... I don't remember that happening...'

Cadence was playing me like a fucking... easily played... playing thing... uh Toy? Trumpet? Ugh....Fuck all.

"You should Probably take a good shower." Celestia suggests with narrowed eyes.

"Duly noted. Anyway, what were you going to say when you walked in?" I ask, changing the subject as I grab a nearby box of tissues and start cleaning my face.

"Ah yes... I meant to remind you of something earlier." She starts, as her mood seems to improve slightly.

"Yeah?" I say, disposing of the blood soaked tissues. Heh, never knew I could bleed so much.

"Weren't you supposed to do something important today?" She asks with a raised brow.

"Um..." I say as I reach into the depths of my mind to remember.

...

...

...

"OH SHIT!" I suddenly bark as I start walking out of the room. Celestia follows closely behind as I exit and walk into my room.

"If I recall correctly, you had to pick up a friend today." She says.

"Yes, you are recalling correctly. Fuck me, I completely forgot." I say as I start to fish out a change of clothes.

'I TOLD YOU'

Bitch no you didn't, don't lie!

"Well its 7:00, you have an hour." Celestia informs.

"I can make it." I say confidently as I toss my shirt off. Celestia looks at me with a perplexed expression, as it lands on her horn and spins around in a comical fashion.

"Heh, my bad Tia." I say as I walk back and remove the shirt.

"It’s alright..." She says in a distracted tone as she stares at me with rosy cheeks and twitchy wings.

"Thanks for reminding me Tia, but I need a favor." I say as I give her head a quick Pat.

"What is it?" She asks, humming gently as I scratch behind her ear.

"I need you to show the others that spell and tell them what's going on while I'm in the shower." I ask.

"Cadence knows it already." She points out.

"Oh, right. Then you can come with me while she shows the others." I say. Celestia lights up a little when I did.

"I would love to! But may I ask why?" She says, tilting her head slightly.

"Well, you're the least likely to say something weird in front of Austin." I say with a shrug causing Celestia to giggle. I shake my head and charge into the bathroom. The theme of this shower is; GOTTA GO FAST!

'ROLLING AT THE SPEED OF SOUN-'

No... just...no...

...

Around 5 minutes Later, I come charging down the stairs like an elephant. I see Cadence instructing Twilight and Luna on the disguise spell. I already gave up on understanding magic, so the alien terms she's using pass right over my head.

"I trust it's going well?" I ask sheepishly as I walk up next to them.

"Yes, Cadence was just showing us the metaphysical bond and neuromonic reality mirror, bending transfiguration portion of the spell required to perform the illusion." Twilight says excitedly.

"Uh... that's great Twi. Keep at it." I say sheepishly, searching the living room for my Keys.

"Thine friend... Tell us more about him." Luna asked curiously.

"I don't really have time for that, but he's a Marine coming home after being in a desert for 11 months, if I recall correctly." I say as I snatch my Keys off the kitchen table.

"Marine?" Luna says with a puzzled expression.

"It’s one of the three main branches of the military here." Twilight says for me.

"A soldier? We can not wait to meet him!" Luna says, tapping her hooves together excitedly. I shrug and look in the kitchen for Tia. I'm not surprised to find her devouring a cake I made earlier in the week.

"Tia, get in the car, you can inhale the cake later." I muttered.

"But..." She starts to say.

"Move it Sunbutt!" I say with a flat brow. She sighs, then starts walking off to the car. I unlock it with the key then quickly walk over to Luna.

"Hey, there's one more thing."

"Yes?" Luna asks with a cocked brow.

"Listen I don't have a problem with the way you talk buuut you might want to drop the old English." I say as I fold my arm back and scratch my neck.

"But we hath always speakith this way...tis tradition to use the royal we." Luna says, her ears drooping.

"I know Luna, but humans haven’t talked like that since the 16th century, and you have to blend in to maintain your cover," I say. Luna frowns and folds her hoofs in front of her. "Come on Lulu... Its just around other humans." I ask as I pet her head.

"I think I can help." Twilight offers as she rubs her chin with her hoof.

"Even if we try... We would hath extreme difficulty." Luna says.

"If you can't do anything else, at least try to get rid of the 'We' for me, OK?" I ask. Luna nods with a sigh. I acknowledge her with a nod and run to the door.

I Sprint onto my driveway and rip my car door open. I slide in and close the door in one smooth motion. I put the key in the ignition and put on my seat belt only to turn to my right and notice Tia sitting in the back.

"Uh...why are you sitting in the back?" I demand.

"Does it matter?" Celestia asks, her ears folding back against her skull.

"No...just...whatever." I say, shaking my head and turning back. "Alright Tia its 7:26" I announce with a quick glance at my watch.

"How long does it take to get there?" Celestia asks.

"About 40-45 minutes." I mumble.

"We're going to be late..." She says grimly.

"Tia, what did I say to you back in my room?" I ask flatly.

"That... You’d make it?"

"Yes, now hush and put on your seat belt." I say as I tightly grip the steering and narrow my eyes.

"It's already on, but how are you planning to get there in time-"

"Hush I'm thinking..."

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...

...

"We should PROBABLY get going Der-"

"Got it."

"What, got what?" I look in the rear view mirror with a malicious smirk on my face, her face turns to one that resembles a mix of fear and ‘what the fuck are you doing.’

"Hang on!" I say as I switch to reverse and pull off a smooth J-Turn. Celestia's eyes widen as I start charging down the road.

"Heh... I've always wanted to do that!" I say with a smirk. Hopefully I didn't just fuck my tires. I remembered a back road that leads to the airport that should get me there in time, if I do a little speeding... Nothing too crazy, but enough to get pulled over if a cop were to see me.

...

I turned into the arrivals section of the airport and finally relaxed my body.

"We made it! and with 2 minutes to spare! Told you I could make it Tia!" I said, grinning from ear to ear. "Uh...Tia?" I mumble after getting no response, I look over my shoulder to see her clinging to the seat in a comical fashion.

"Is it over?" She asks, her pupils so tiny that I swear they were non existent.

"Yeah. Help me find this guy." I say, driving slowly and searching the crowd.

"What does he look like?" Celestia asks, letting out a breath regaining her composure.

"He's a big and tall motherfucker, a bit lighter skin, probably wearing camouflage or something." I mutter. After scanning the crowd Celestia eventually points to someone.

"I'm guessing that's your friend." She says. I look and see a big and tall guy wearing standard off duty military fatigues with what I assume were military issued sweats. He had his bag slung casually across his back with a stoic expression.

"Yep, big, tall motherfucker confirmed." I say as I stop the car. I put it in park and take off my seat belt.

"What now?" Celestia asks with a bit of anxiety.

"Just keep that spell on, don't say too much and...try to act natural." I say with a subtle shrug. Celestia gives me a sheepish nod as I exit the car and walk around it. Austin spots me and starts to walk over with a slight smirk on his face.

"Wow, I guess I don't have to pitch a tent, you're here on time." He says with a smirk.

"Heh, told you I'm never late!" I say with a victorious smile.

"I guess... Except for the last 3 times you’ve had to pick me up,” He gazes to the sky with his hand on his chin. “Like that one meeting that almost got you fired! OW! Remember that date with that one girl-" he starts to list verbatim.

"OK! OK!, jeez mercy! I get it." I say with a roll of my eyes.

"Heh... just a friendly reminder DJ." Austin says as he holds his free hand out for me to shake. "It’s good to finally be home!" He says with a smile. I give him a firm handshake and return his smile.

"Glad you made it one piece." I reply. Austin was about to say something back, but the rear door to my car opens, followed by Celestia gracefully stepping out of the car. Austin's eyes widened as she came over to us with a warm smile. He turns his attention to me and points with one finger to Tia.

"Who dat?" He says with a raised brow and a puzzled face. I swallow my spit nervously and smile.

"Oh... Austin, this is... Tia" I say, letting go of his hand and looking between the two.

"It is nice to meet you Austin." Celestia says in a friendly tone. She offers her hoof for a hand...ho- whatever shake. I start to cringe slightly as I worry about the effectiveness of the disguise spell. I know it changes what he sees, but will it change what he feels?

After a moments hesitation, he kindly shakes her hoof, his mouth slightly agape as he tried to work out the words.

"You're... Really... Tall..." He eventually says, as he has to look slightly up at her. Celestia giggles and lets go of his hand.

"I get that a lot." She says with a smirk.

"Huh..." He mumbles looking stumped.

"Let's get going guys, I can't park here forever." I say as I pop the trunk with my keys.

"Yes of course." Celestia says as she pivots and starts walking back to the car.

"Dayum… Nice hips too..." He whispers, Celestia's ear twitches and she pauses, turning her head.

"I also....get that a lot." She says with her trademark smirk.

"How the hell did she hear that.." Austin mutters with a surprised blink. Celestia winks before stepping back into the car.

"She has good hearing mate." I say with a chuckle as I lightly pat Austin's back.

"Well then I guess that makes two of us. I’m gonna go out on a hunch and assume that is the girl I heard on the phone isn't it?" He says as he narrows his eyes slightly.

"I'm surprised you even heard her in the first place..." I say with a flat look.

“Good hearing mate, on to my second question.,” he pauses for a moment and looks at Tia. "When… Where... Why… and how.” He pauses for a moment. “You know what? Never mind lets just go." He says with a shrug and a shake of his head. We walk to the back of the car and I open the cracked trunk all the way.

"Pass it here." I say as I hold my hand out. Austin smirks and tosses me his bag I get caught off guard by the weight and stagger slightly and put it in the trunk and slam it shut. I get in the car and wait for Austin to get into the passenger side before starting it up again. I pull out of the terminal and start to drive, he yawns and rubs his eye.

"Heh… 10 hour flight and a 2 hour delay… Jet lag is a bitch..." Austin says with a sigh.

"Oh yeah? Bet you can't wait to pass out on that bed huh?"

"Yeah, that and I’m so hungry I feel like I could eat a horse." He says with a chuckle. I laugh nervously and turn back to Tia who's staring back at me with wide eyes.

"Heh. That EXPRESSION is pretty funny.." I say in an attempt to tell her that he's joking.

Hopefully she got the message.

"I could go for one of those Beef n’ Cheddar's from Arby’s right about now." Austin says with a nostalgic smile.

"Wait, do you want to hit up Arby’s first or go home?" I ask, turning to him. He looks me straight in the eye and puts his hand on my shoulder.

"FOOD." is his simple reply to me.

"Copy that Captain." He gives me his death stare.

"LIEUTENANT"

"K."

...

We take the short drive to a nearby Arby's and pile out of the car. We walk side by side, Austin on my left and Tia on my right.

"You tall motherfuckers..." I say, realizing they're both at least a head above me.

"Its ok DJ, don't feel bad." Austin says with a snicker.

"Yes, I'm sure you'll hit puberty soon enough." Tia says as she pats the top of my head, her lips curled into a cruel smile.

"Oh ya’ got jokes huh?" Austin says as he starts to chuckle. I was about to kill Tia in one sentence until I realized 95% of my jokes are invalid because I can't mention her being a pony.

"Heh, You certainly know how to pick them DJ, I'll give you that." Austin says with a proud smile.

"It’s not like that man, we're just friends." I grumble.

"Oh?" He says with a double take.

"Yeah, and history says otherwise." I say, shooting him a serious look. His smile fades a bit.

"Ah man you're still talking about that bitch man?" He asks.

"Yeah...THAT bitch.." I say lowering my head some, as the bad memories surge into my head.

"Dare I ask?" Celestia asks with concern.

"Don't..." I say bitterly. Austin and Tia share worried glances as we walk in silence the rest of the way.

'Come on DJ! That was a long time ago and you'll probably never see that bitch again! So cheer up and have a bite with your friends.'

Wow... you're right! Thanks brain!

'Your welcome! Now go get ya some pony pussy!'

...

You had me… and lost me instantly.

When we walked in I cracked a smile.

"Alright, Thunder Thighs, Jarhead. What are you eating?" I say, giving them both a quick tap as they look at the menu. Celestia turns to me with a raised brow.

"I think I'll pass on the meal for now." She muttered.

"I ain't! Let me get a large Beef and Cheddar with extra curly fries and a large Sprite." Austin says to the lady.

"Is that all for today?" She asks.

"Uh... Get me the same thing I guess" I say with a shrug. Celestia picks a booth in the far corner of the restaurant. Austin and I get our food and drinks together ,then join Celestia at the table. I sit down next to Tia while Austin sits on the opposite side. Austin doesn't waste any time taking a bite of his sandwich.

"Jesus man, the sandwich isn't going anywhere." I quip.

"Dude, I've been waiting exactly 11 months 3 weeks and 2 days for this cheesy deliciousness. All the while in a hot ass, godforsaken shit hole of a desert, and at the same time getting shot at twice for this. You can fuck right on off!" He says as he starts to dig in again.

"Jesus, I get it man! But still... Acting like you've never seen food before..." I say with an annoyed sigh.

"You try eating MRE, eggs, and maybe if you're lucky, steak that rivals the quality of a boot. All damn day. Assuming the sand doesn't grab it first, of course." Austin mutters.

"Right, forgot they spend most of the defense budget on weapons instead of your mystery meat." I say as I unwrap my sandwich. Celestia giggles while Austin briefly rolls his eyes and proceeds to ignore me and devour his food. I look down at my sandwich with a neutral expression. I rarely ever come to this place so I wasn't sure what I was getting into. I look over to Tia who is gently tapping her hoof on the table as she gazes at me.

"Are you SURE you don't want one?" I ask her.

"No, I'll eat something when we get home." She says with a nervous smile.

Lol, I don't believe you.

"Are you positive?" I ask, narrowing my eyes in suspicion.

"She said no mate..." Austin says with an annoyed expression.

"Hey! I'm just making sure, because I am not sharing mine." I say.

"That's fine." Celestia says with a shrug. I shake my head and start to drink some of my sprite. When I set my cup back down, I notice Celestia sniffing my sandwich.

"What... did... I... just... freaking... say?" I say with a deadpan expression.

"Oh, could I just have a nibble?" She asks, giving me puppy eyes and leaning on me. Austin slows his sandwich murder to watch.

"Tia no!" I say as I scoot away and hold my sandwich away from her.

"But it smells sooo delicious!" She says, licking her lips.

"Tough shit." I say as I try to push her away. Austin starts to watch with a blank expression as we wrestle in the seat.

"Pretty please?" She begs.

'Dude giver her what she wants.... Give her the MEAT'

...Fuck off brain.

"You know what, fine! I'll just buy you one." I say In defeat as I get up out of the booth.

"Ha, that was cute." Austin says with a smug look.

"You tall motherfuckers can suck my dick." I say in annoyance as I stand up out of the seat and dust myself off.

"I'm afraid I didn't bring my microscope." Celestia muttered casually. Austin almost choked on his food. He puts his sandwich down and covers his mouth with his fist.

"Ooooooh holy shit 3rd degree burns man!" He says, holding his laughter. I sit there speechless, staring at her smug face. Wow...she makes cock jokes now...

"Tia....you..." I say trailing off.

"I'm kidding Derrick. I do not think your penis is lacking in size. It’s actually quite-"

"Save it." I say, shaking my head rapidly. Austin just stares with his eyes glazed over.

'How the fuck does she know that?'

That's... a.. good question...

"How many orders do you want?" I ask. Celestia takes a moment to think before answering.

"I think 2 will be enough... " she decides. Austin chokes on his sandwich and takes a sip of his Sprite.

"Ahk WHAT?! Two orders?!" Austin looks in complete shock.

"You sure you don't want 3?"

"Whaaaaat!?" Austin says louder.

"Nah. I still plan to finish that cake when we get home."

"WHAAAATTT?!?!!?" Austin says loudly.

"Oh yeah, you only ate half." I say.

"HUUUWHAT?" Austin blurts.

"Aight. Two orders it is." I say with a shrug. Austin stares at me with the greatest WTF expression.

"Dude, you cannot be for real, I can’t even eat that much!" He looks with disbelief as he looks between us.

"Yup." I answer simply.

"I don't believe you I’m calling serious bullshit. You can’t eat all that in one sitting." Austin says with a shake of his head.

...

Austin and I stare In silent shock as Celestia finishes her second sandwich... You know... The one I bought her a minute and ago? Yeah. That one.

"Well...you can eat..." Austin admits with a gaping jaw.

"Told you." I say simply as Tia wipes her mouth with a napkin, a satisfied smile on her face.

“Man, I haven't even been back in America for more than three hours… All I can say is hooollyyy shit...”

"Thank you Derrick." She says, giving me a gentle kiss on the cheek. She slides out of the seat and starts to walk away. "I must use the restroom." She informs before going to the opposite end of the place, where the bathrooms were. I rubbed my left cheek, which felt warm from her kiss and sat with a dumb grin on my face. I looked up at Austin, and this motherfucker had such a powerful look of suspicion. That I felt like he suspected me of stealing the moon.

"What?" I say, putting on an innocent face.

"That piece of model hotness lives with your gangly ass?" He asks.

"Uh... Yeah I'm letting her and her folks crash at my pad for a while." I say as I stuff some fries in my mouth. "Also... the hell do you mean by gangly?" I ask.

“I mean that, Never and I mean NEVER in a million years would I expect YOU to come across something as hot as that. That shit is so hot I can’t even touch it!”

"Heh… Got no faith in me?"

“Not a single drop…” He flat brows.

"Well, shit..." I mumble.

"Anyways… You mentioned her folks are staying as well?” Austin says raising his brow.

"Yep, her little sis, niece, and one of her close friends." I say carefully. Austin nods slowly and takes a long exaggerated drink of his soda.

"Well, I'm not sure what black magic or bribery you pulled, but you've got yourself a damn super model. He says casually. "If she looks like that… Is her sister similar?" He said, crossing his arms with a curious expression.

"Yeah...pretty much." I say with a light chuckle as I think of Luna.

“Interesting.” He says blankly.

"Heh I think she's into military types, you might be in luck." I mutter.

“Oh fuck you…” His death stare ensues. I start to chuckle quietly as I put more food in my mouth.

"They're really good friends... Even though they drive me nuts sometimes." I say, looking down at my food with a smile.

“Don’t all women do that?” He winks with a smug look on his face.

"Damn straight!" I say with another laugh. "They definitely aren't ordinary women tho..." I say more to myself than to Austin.

“I don't think any woman is ordinary.”

"Good point"

“Heh, I think Tia likes you tho, more than a friend anyways.” Austin says, stuffing fries in his mouth and leaning back. My eyes widen as I smile nervously.

"Maybe... I’m a bit worried that's the case... " I mumble.

“Place your man card here… Revoked...” He holds his hand out with a frown. Figured he'd say something like that, he doesn't know Tia's an alicorn god from another dimension...

"Just harmless flirting... Doesn't mean anything.." I claim.

"You have any idea how cliche that sounds? How the fuck did you even get involved with these girls anyways? Also, I never knew a girl could rock rainbow hair and the pink contacts like that… She’s like a living anime girl with a personality and not just some wannabe… She seriously puts effort into her look." He says with what sounds like genuinely awed by Tia’s appearance but i can feel the sweat beginning to bead.

"Um...you said it already buddy... Black magic..." I say with a nervous laugh.

"Pfff… Yea, if only." Austin says, rolling his eyes and waving me off and finishing his last bit of food. We sit there for a bit before he turned back to me.

"What did you think about the solar fail?" He asks.

"The what?" I say in confusion. Celestia comes back and I scoot over for her to sit.

"A few weeks ago, when the sun rose a whole hour early." Austin says.

"Oh yeah..." I say, the memory coming back.

"We had a field day with that where I was… Loosing an hour of sleep is always fun and absolutely great for morale in the morning, funny thing is we thought that the clocks were wrong and found that nothing changed, Marines policy: Up at the crack ass of dawn..." Austin says in a dry sarcastic tone. I slowly turn my head to Celestia, whose cringing with a guilty expression.

"It threw me off, but It didn't affect me too much." I said, staring at her with a stoic expression.

"It honestly scared the shit out of me..." Austin says.

"Yeah...probably something strange or unnatural... Magic even." I say, staring directly at Celestia who can't even face me at this point. Austin sits up and looks at his watch.

"Alright squad are you all done? Kinda want to get in that soft bed if you don't mind..." Austin says, standing up and yawning.

"Pretty much. Should we get something for the others Tia?" I ask.

"I doubt they would want something from here, and I could make them all something to eat anyway." She says.

"Alright cool. Let me just finish my sandwwwwhere the fuck is it?" I say looking around the table frantically.

"Oh, you wanted it?" Tia says, covering her mouth with her hoof. I stare at her with a twitchy brow. Austin proceeds to laugh at Tia's antics for the 11th time today.

"Of course I wanted it! WHY THE HELL WOULD I BUY IT OTHERWISE??"

"Oh- I apologize. You didn't eat it for a while, so i thought you didn't want it." Celestia says as she taps her hoofs together nervously.

"Well, she's got a point... Snooze ya’ lose there pal..." Austin says with a grin.

"I always eat my sandwich last..." I mutter.

"Perhaps next time you could bite it once at least?" Tia asks.

"Perhaps you can ask me first?"

"Oh... that didn't occur to me..."

"..."

"Bruh… I'm so done." I say, throwing my arms up and getting up. The others look at each other briefly before following me out of the restaurant. We pile back in the car except this time Austin decides to sit in the back for some reason.

"Alright, time to get Too tall, and Strech home." I mumble. Austin leans forward and puts his hands on both front seats.

"Am I Too tall or Stretch?" Austin asks.

"Your Strech, and she's Too tall."

"Derrick. Don't act like you have a problem with my height, I specifically remember you admitting your strong attraction to me." Celestia says with a smirk as she runs her hoof through her mane.

"Oh snap!" Austin says, snickering like crazy.

"Oh snap? Why are you, oh snapping?" I demand.

"Because she keeps burning you left and right man! She's hot like the sun and at this rate you're going to get skin cancer." He quips.

"I need a drink..."

"Hey we can't help it that you're a midget man.."

"I'm not short! You two are just tall as hell!" I shoot back. Austin chuckles and shrugs, sitting back in his seat.

“Got a temper like one too!” Austin laughs hysterically and yawns. "Well, imma catch some Z's back here until we get home." Austin says.

"Knock yourself out." I say with a shrug as I pull away. Austin kicks back and closes his eyes while Tia and I sit in silence. She takes occasional glances over to me, but I don't turn.

"Derrick?" She calls out.

"Hm?" I say ,turning to her with a neutral expression. Her ears were flat against her skull and she looked like she just got done drowning a sack of puppies.

"You're not mad at me... Are you?" She asks worriedly.

"Mad? Why would I be mad?" I say cluelessly.

"I ate your sandwich... And those jokes I've been making..." She starts to say with shame.

"Ah, don't worry about it Princess, I could never stay mad at you." I say with a reassuring smile. Celestia smiles at me and I rub her cheek. "Besides... I guess you could make it up to me somehow later..." I say with a smirk.

"I'm sure i could... Think of something.." She says, giving me bedroom eyes.

"Just friends my ass..." Austin mutters.

"Weren't you supposed to be asleep?" I demand, my cheeks turning red.

"Aren't you two supposed to be sucking faces?" He shoots back.

"No… not that Derrick would be up to it anyway." Celestia says with a roll of her eyes.

"What? Hey, it’s not like I'm afraid... I'm just... Not...interested?" I say nervously. Austin sits up and looks like he's about to slap the taste outta me.

"Your loss man." He says with a shrug. Celestia shoots me a quick, annoyed look, then sighs and starts to stare out the window. I hope I didn't offend her or something.

...

A few minutes later we finally pulled into my driveway. We all got out and stretched some.

"Crap I forgot to park at your place instead." I say to Austin.

"Nah, it’s all good. It’s only a block away, and I want to say hi to Tia's folks real quick, if that's ok with you." He mutters.

"Of course man." I say as I walk to the door. Before I get there it opens and I see Cadence standing there.

"Spells on?" I whisper to her. She nods and I walk past her followed by Tia. Luna was sitting on the couch along with Twilight. They appeared to be playing the Xbox.

"How come every citizen screams profanity at me and walks away?" Luna said. I cracked a small smile, knowing Twi did her job.

"I don't understand it either..." Twilight says. Luna proceeds to get decked in the face by a gangsta.

"I just said Hi!" Luna blurts.

"That's GTA for you..." I muttered with a chuckle. Austin walked in behind Tia then looked around. When he saw the girls his face went blank and he turned a few shades paler than normal. When they saw him, they smiled and stood up.

"Right, some introductions are in order? Meet Cadence, Twi and-"

"-Luna." She finished for me as she walked up and held out her hoof out to shake. Austin didn't say anything, he just slowly accepted her handshake, His face blanker than a sheet of paper. I started to get a little worried about the spell, so I quickly pulled out my phone and switched to the camera. I pointed it at them and my face started to heat up.

I'd say he's overwhelmed by sexy right now.

'Dayum son.'

"Are you… A mute?" Luna asks, tilting her head slightly. Austin clears his throat and shakes his head, regaining his firm composure.

"No. I'm Austin Lancaster. Nice to meet you Luna, you must be Tia's sister right." He says with a smile.

Man, he’s really calm under pressure…

‘He kinda needs it in his line of work...you know...getting shot at...’

Right...

"Yes, we… Er I am." She says returning the smile.

"Heh… I see beauty runs in the family." He says as he lets go of her hoof. Luna giggles and i see a light blush form on her cheeks.

"Damn you're just out of luck then Twi..." I quip.

"Very funny DJ..." Twilight says, coming next to me.

"I'm kidding Twi, you know you're a looker." I say with a smirk as I playfully pinch her cheek. She just tried her best not to smile. Austin then turns to Cadence.

"So you must be Tia's niece?" He says.

"That is correct!" Cadence says cheerfully. Austin nods and looks at all of them.

"Well, it’s nice to meet you all but I have to get going." He says as he gestures to the door.

"But you just got here!" Luna blurts before covering her mouth.

"I'm just across the street Luna. Jet lag is hitting me hard so I've gotta get to bed." He explains.

"Oh, when will we see you again?" She asks with a cute smile.

"Uh...tomorrow I guess. Depends on how I feel." He says with a shrug.

"I look forward to it." Luna says.

"Um… me too." He says, turning a light shade of red. After that, he gestures for me to follow him out the door. "Night Ladies." He says with a quick wave. They return his Goodnight, then Austin and I come outside. I pop the trunk so we can get his bag out. I go to reach for it, but he stops me.

"I've got it." He says. I shrug and he picks it up effortlessly. We start the short walk to his house. "Thanks for the ride and the meal man." Austin says.

"Ah, don't thank me man, you do enough, running around in deserts getting shot at so I don't have to.." I say, giving his back a firm Pat.

He surprises me by giving me a firm Pat that almost knocks me over.

"Those are some really... Good lookin’ women in there… I’d inquire further on what’s going on but, I'm feeling like collapsing." He points out.

"Yeah… Uh, guess I see you tomorrow?" I ask as I scratch my head and smile.

"Maybe... a few things I need to handle first, family and my annoying room mate who’s never home..."

"Alright, good luck and night dude." I say with a wave as I step off his porch.

"Goodnight..." He says, returning the wave and entering his place. When he closes the door I do a short jog to my house. Making sure my car is locked before I go inside. When I do I see the girls still huddled around the door.

"Well, that went well." I say as I close it behind me. The others nod in agreement. Twilight and Luna return to the couch. Cadence turns to me and gets a half lidded expression.

"So… What did you think of my spell?" She asks, coming to my side.

"Honestly?" I say, rubbing my chin.

"Mhmm" Cadence says with a nod. I can see Tia's eyes narrowing in the background.

"Well, I think I can sum up what I thought of it in one word..."

"And what would that be?"

"Titz"

...

...

...

Celestia smacks her forehead and walks up the stairs with an annoyed expression.

"Noted..." Cadence says with a slight blush.

"Seriously tho, you shouldn't do stuff like that Cadence, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were trying to fuck me..." I say as I walk to the kitchen.

"Heh... not sure where you got that idea..." She says with an unusually large smile as she taps her hoofs together. I walk past the couch and catch the tail end of Twi and Luna's conversation.

"I have to make a whole new section of notes! His arrival has brought up so many new questions!" Twilight says.

"We could not help but notice the significant difference in muscle mass between them." Luna says.

"And the height difference..." Twilight adds as she scribbles something down. I slowly continue to walk past them with a horrified expression as I enter the kitchen. So Twi is keeping tabs on me with that book? And now she's making a section for Austin?

"I need a fucking drink..."

Author's Notes:

Notes: huzzah! A long chapter! Anyways, that scene with Cadence is basically why I put the sex tag because there will be more stuff like that, but It will never go too far.

I'm currently rewriting one of my stories, so the next chapter of this may take a while to come. As always, Like, favorite, subscribe.... Oh shit this isn't YouTube.

Uh... anyways leave them comments. Reading them is honestly the best part for me. :)