Chapter 5: Let’s go on a trip!

My jaw figuratively hit the floor and my mind stopped working as I stared in awe at Celestia. The first thing I noticed was the fact that she was bipedal now. Her forlegs were now regular arms with hands, fingers and everything.

However, she still wasn't a human. For starters, she had fur, at the end of her legs were hooves rather than feet and her horn and wings were still present. My face started to color slowly as I looked at her other features. She was just as curvy as her pony form bringing my attention to her...marvelous thighs. She looks like she could squash my head between them without even trying!

I quickly noticed something alarming that made my face turn red hot.

"Well, did it work?" She asked impatiently. I was absolutely brain dead, I couldn't udder a word and I also had trouble looking away from her...chest.

My god, they're as big as my head!

"Walking in this form will be difficult." She muttered to herself as she shakingly took a few steps. My eyes widened when she stepped toward me. That's when I noticed she was a head taller than me.

"Well is this adequate?" She asked, stopping in front of me and putting her hands on her hips.

Is it bad that I haven't looked up yet? No? OK good. Just checking.

"Derrick?" She called with a worried tone.

"Adequate..." I muttered quietly.

"Does that mean I can go with you?" She asked excitedly.

"Uh huh." I muttered, completely unfocused as I wiped blood from my nose.

"Yay!" Celestia said happily as she hopped into the air.

...

Boob physics.

I started to feel light headed and I stumbled backwards, blood flowing violently from my nose. I was too distracted to notice the pain from my fall.

"Uh oh, are you alright?" Celestia asked worriedly. She reached out and grabbed my arm. She brought me closer to her in an embrace. Because of our height difference, my face was right between them.

Best and worst moment of my entire life!

"Oh no! You're bleeding!" She said worriedly as she brought a napkin from the kitchen with magic and started to wipe my nose until the blood was gone.

"There we go! Are you OK now?" She asked.

"Yeah..." I managed to slur.

"Shall we leave? I'm sure you're quite hungry." Celestia said as she let me go. At first I didn't say anything but I violently shook my head, clearing it and snapping out of it.

"Actually we can't go yet." I said as I did my best to maintain eye contact with her, avoiding the plump pair of distractions not too far below.

"Why not?" She asked cluelessly.

"Well for starters you're completely...um... naked." I finally say sheepishly. Celestia just raises her brow and stares at me.

"And?" She said simply.

"We don't go out in public naked. It's illegal." I pointed out.

"Oh.." She said with a flat brow. She started to walk back toward the TV again.

Don't look at her butt! Don't look at her butt! Don't look at her...

Dat booty tho...

Focus DJ!

"I find human customs strange. Why must you always be clothed?" she asked as she studied the females on the TV.

"It's taboo." I replied simply before mentally slapping myself.

It's taboo to drool over furry tits like this...even if it has...nice proportions. With that in my head I shook away my naughty thoughts.

"Very well. This should do." She said as her horn lit up again. With a golden flash, she was now wearing a pair of skinny jeans along with a white t-shirt.

"Adequate?" She asked again.

"Yeah, but human girls still don't have Fur, Hooves, a Horn, or Wings." I pointed out.

"Does that mean I can't go?" She asked worridly. She started to give me puppy eyes, making me sweat. She can do that too? I swear these ponies are going to walk all over me if I let them!

"Fine, fine! I don't care anymore. Let's go." I muttered in annoyance as I shook my head and opened the front door. She smiled contently and walked out in front of me. It was about 8:40, so things were plenty dark. I walked over to the passenger side door and opened it.

"Just try not to poke a hole in my roof." I quipped as I gestured for her to get in.

"This is exciting!" She said as she almost skipped to the car. She smiled at me and carefully got into the seat. I closed the door and walked around to the driver side.

"Ok, put on your seat belt and and don't touch anything." I said as gave my pockets a pat to make sure I was wasn’t missing anything.

"Seat belt?" She said, looking at me cluelessly. I stared at her for a few seconds, then just end up reaching across her and putting it on for her. She just smiles again and I sigh.

This is a very bad idea.

I put the keys in the ignition and the dashboard came to life.

"Fascinating!" Celestia said with wide eyes, she surprisingly listened to me and refrained from touching anything. I chuckled and turned the key, starting up the engine. Celestia's smile faded again and unsurprisingly I couldn't read her expression. It's like she puts on a mask or something.

"What is it?" I asked as I put my seat belt on.

"Does the vehicle always do that?"

"Do what?"

"Vibrate"

"Oh...yeah? Why?" I asked carefully.

"I'm not used to this sensation.." She said. Her wings twitched and I saw her cross her legs. She bit her lip and her ears flattned as her cheeks started to burn.

"Are you going to be ok?" I asked with concern.

"Y..yes. Let's go, this spell doesn't last forever" she said, averting her eyes from me.

"Alright." I say sheepishly as I pull out of my driveway. I start to drive down the street and navigate out of my neighborhood.

"I never would have thought this vehicle could actually achieve such speeds." Celestia said with fascination. I noticed a slight waiver in her voice, I guess the vibration is still bothering her.

"Oh this is nothing, we're not even on the highway." I say with a nervous laugh. Celestia laughed half heartedly. I looked at her and she looked completely out of it.

"You good? Do I need to pull over?"

"No...this actually feels quite nice." She said with a happy hum. I slowly looked away and tightned my grip on the wheel. OK...she may or may not be getting horny from the vibrations but that's none of your concern! Just keep driving!

It didn't take too long to get to Burger King. Celestia would occasionally ask about certain buildings we would pass, but for the most part she was just humming and giggling to herself.

"Umm, we're here.." I said quietly as I turned to Celestia. Her legs were trembling and she was tightly gripping her seat. She had an expression of pure bliss on her face.

"Celestia."

...

"Celestia..."

...

"CELESTIA!" I finally shouted in frustration.

"I DIDN’T EAT IT!" She suddenly blurted, snapping out of it.

"What are you talking about?" I asked in confusion.

"Oh nothing. What did you need?" She asked nervously.

"We're here." I said with a flat brow.

"Oh, that's nice-Wait were here?!" She exclaimed as she stared at the place in awe. I watched her a few seconds then started to snicker. I wonder what her reaction would be to a real restaurant.

"Hmm. They'll probably see you in the drive through, so I have to go inside." I thought out loud.

"How long are you going to be gone?" She asked worriedly.

"Like 5 minutes?" I guessed.

"I thought you said it only takes a minute?!" She said with outrage.

"What?"

"Why did you lie?" She demanded.

"I exaggerated." I answered innocently.

"Mmhmm." She grumbled in disbelief, rolling her eyes.

"Look, just stay here. I'll be right back."

"You better be." She said as she folded her arms. My eye twitched and I glared at her.

"Are you clusterphobic?"

"No."

"Are you an adult?"

"Yes."

"Then you can handle waiting in the car for five minutes."

"Just hurry up please. It will be quite boring by myself."

"Aww, that's what this is about? Poor Celestia will miss me while I'm gone?" I joked. She gave me an annoyed look and raised her brow.

"..."

"I'm just going to get the food now..."

"Yes. You do that."

...

I got out and walked toward the restaurant. Thankfully from a distance Celestia actually looked human enough. Sort of.

Thank god for tinted windows.

I walked into Burger King and looked around. Their standards really have changed in the past few years, but you can't expect too much from a fast food joint. I just ordered a Whopper with cheese, some Fries and a Sprite. Then I remembered who was in the car and decided to get Two Oreo Shakes and two Reese pies. I also threw in a salad for good measure. Unfortunately, I was about halfway back to the car when I remembered how chocolate makes Her act. Well there's an armrest separating us, so I should be alright. It's not as much chocolate compared to that cake I made anyway.

When I walked up to the car, I saw Celestia sitting there impatiently tapping her fingers on the armrest with boredom written all over her face. I unlocked the car and stepped inside with all the stuff. Celestia looked at me in surprise.

"Huh. I actually took less then 5 minutes" I commented with surpise as I stared at the dashboard. Celestia was just staring at me with a mix of confusion and surprise.

"What?"

"Are you going to eat all of that?" She asked.

"Of course not. I got some for you." I say as I gave her a bag and set down the drinks between us in the arm rest. She took it hesitantly with a blush.

"Thank you, Derrick, I didn't expect you to get me something." She said timidly.

"Yeah, yeah, just eat or whatever." I muttered as I started to shove fries in my mouth.

"Wait, we’re not returning to your home first?" She said, blinking in realization.

"What? You want to eat at the house?"

"No, no. Eating out is actually quite nice." She said with some relief.

"Just don't spill anything. Cleaning the carpet in this thing is a pain in the neck." I said with food in my mouth. Celestia giggled and begun chomping on her salad.

"Hey how long does this transformation last anyway?"

"About 30 minutes. It seems that nopony is around, so perhaps I can change back."

"Go for it." I said with a shrug. She nodded then briefly flashed again before returning to her pony form. Surprisingly, she actually did fit in the car, I did have to do some "slight" seat adjustments but it worked.

"I probably shouldn't be doing this, It's a tremendous waste of magic." Celestia said with a bit of shame.

"I'm sure you can spare a little bit." I reason.

"Yes. However, despite my enjoyment of this outing, this cannot become a frequent activity. The spell uses too much magic." She stated.

"Aww..." I said with genuine disappoint. Celestia looked at me bemused.

"What? I live by myself, its actually nice to have company every once in a while. Even if said company is...well different." I said as I stare at my food. Celestia sighed and smiled at me.

"Different indeed..." She said with a smirk.

"Yep..." I agreed with a nod. We both sat silently for a few moments before turning to each other.

"Different isn't...bad right?" She asked.

"Of course not! You seem alright for a Pegacorn Princess." I said with a grin. Celestia giggles and shakes her head.

"It’s ALICORN, Derrick.."

"Alright, fine...but I’m still consideeing calling Cadence a candycorn," I joked making us both laugh. We sat in silence again, chomping on our food until she brings up something.

"We are a little more similar than you think." She stated.

"Oh yeah? How so?" I ask with a raised brow.

"I know what it feels like to be alone." She said. I looked at her and raised my brow.

"I was forced to banish my only family for 1000 years." She said with a forlorn expression.

"Damn that must of sucked..." I said as I start drinking my Sprite.

1000 years...

"Can you repeat what you said?" I asked calmly.

"I said I was forced to banish my only family for 1000 years." She repeated, giving me a puzzled look.

"Oh, OK.I thought that's what you said." I said with a nod as I took another sip of my Sprite. "1000 years..." I repeated with another sip.

...

I suddenly spit all the soda in my mouth out and stared at Celestia with wide eyes. She gave me an odd look as the mess was whisked away by her magic.

"How old are you!?" I blurted, surprising Celestia.

"Well, over 2000." Celestia answered indirectly. "Why? How old are you?" She asked, raising her brow.

"22. What the actual fuck?" I said as I ran my hand through my hair.

"What? Is something wrong?" Celestia asked worriedly.

"That's...longer than Jesus has been dead..." I muttered to myself.

"Jesus?"

"Forget it. Are you like Immortal or something?"

"No. My time will come just like my Mother's and Father's before me." she explained. I looked her up and down and laughed nervously.

"Well you don't look too bad for someone who should be a pile of dust." I joked.

"I suppose I'll take that as a compliment." She said with a blush. "How long do humans live?" She asked curiously.

"I don't know, like a little over a hundred max."

"Oh...I can see why my age was so surprising then." Celestia said with a giggle.

"Sheesh...2000 years...and you look like that!" I said as gestured to her. She looked at me suspiciously and narrows her eyes.

"What exactly do you mean by like that?" She asks, looking deeply into my eyes.

"Um... You look good." I say nervously.

"So you find me attractive?" She asks, her mouth curling up into a smile.

Oh, not this shit again.

"Well that's a um...a difficult question." I say carefully.

"And why would that be?" She asked leaning in closer.

"Because you're a different species?"

"Didn't you say I looked good for my age?" She reminded.

"Yeah..."

"So it must not be that difficult." She reasoned. I stared at her completely dumbfounded. Why is she trying so hard?

"Am I being interrogated?" I asked honestly, making her giggle.

"I just want you to stop dancing around the question." She says, narrowing her eyes further.

"Um...I..." I sputtered as I tried to change the subject. "I got you cake!" I say with a cheesy grin. Celestia's eyes brighten up as I pulled out the cakes.

"Thank you, Derrick!" She beamed, seemingly forgetting what we were just talking about. I sighed in relief and finished my fries. I'm one of those guys that save the burger for last, its just the way I eat. I reached into the bag to get it but I stopped when Celestia cleared her throat.

"Now back to you." She said as she wiped her face with a napkin. I rolled my eyes and smacked my forehead. "What? Did you think I'd forgotten that easily?"

"Honestly? yeah." I said helplessly.

"Come on, Derrick, it’s just a simple question. It was easy for me to answer..." She said as stared me down once more. I idly ran my hand through my hair and grumbled in frustration. Why does she need to know so badly? Hmm... If I just say yes, maybe she'll leave me alone? I took one good look at her and noticed that those things I was drooling at earlier were definitely there, just in different locations.

You know what? Fuck it!

"Yes." I say simply.

"There. See that wasn't that hard was it?"

"Oh please, I bet it was hard for you too." I said with a roll of my eyes.

"Oh, not at all." She said with a giggle. "From your impressive build, your handsome smile, your kind heart-"

"Kind heart? I'm not nice." I interrupt.

"You took 4 alien strangers into your home, providing food and a warm bed for them to sleep in. Is that not kindness?" She said with a flat brow.

"I guess so Sunbutt" I said with a shrug.

"I do enjoy your jokes as well." She added with a giggle.

"I mean they're alright I guess..." I said with a blush, rubbing the back of my neck.

"You're quite cute when you're flustered as well." She said with a giggle.

"Stop making things awkward!" I blurted, making her laugh. I rolled my eyes and reached for my burger again. I saw Celestia preparing to feast on a cake, making me stop in my tracks.

She ate one already, right?

"Hey! That's mine!" I shouted. Celestia glares at me with the cake raised to her lips.

"No it's not." She says calmly.

"Yes it is! Why do you think I got two, you ate yours already."

"You said you got me some cake, not US."

"So? Give it back!"

"No!"

"Do you think I'm playing with you? Give it back now!"

"Not when you ask like that!"

"Celestia, I'm not playing with you. You want me to come over there?" I said seriously.

"Oh, I would love to see that." Celestia said as she waved a hoof at me and laughed. At that moment, I reached my hand across seat to try and grab it but Celestia moved it away from me. She blinked in surprise and retreated to the back of the car where I followed angrily. I pounced on top of her trying to reach for the cake.

"Give it!"

"No!"

"Now!"

"Never!"

We tossed and tumbled together for a good 30 seconds until we ended up tangled together on the floor of the car. Celestia was on top of me staring defiantly down on me.

"Well, now look what you've done!" She pouted as she saw the cake smooshed on me.

"What!? This is your fault!"

"My fault? You're the one that came after me like a barbarian!"

"You took my cake."

"It was mine!"

"Well now it's gone." I said bitterly

"Yes it is..." Celestia said with an annoyed tone. We glared at each other for a few seconds then our eyes softened. We started to snicker before it turned into full blown laughter.

"What are we even doing?" I said as rub my forehead.

"I don't know but it was rather immature of us, wasn't it?"

"Yep!" I agreed with a laugh.

"Too bad neither of us get the cake." Celestia pouted.

"At least I still have my Oreo milkshake." I said with a shrug.

"Milkshake?" Celestia says, her eyes widening and her ears drooping.

"Yeah I can't wait to drin- you drank them didn't you?"

"I'm sorry."

"You're a handful." I muttered with a shake of my head.

"I promise I will make it up to you, please forgive me!" She pleaded. Then she leaned in close and nuzzled my cheek making me squirm.

"OK, OK, I forgive you!" I said with hot cheeks.

"Why are you so nervous? I barely touched you." She asks with a giggle.

"I'm not nervous!" I shouted loudly, making her laugh.

"You shouldn't be afraid to touch me, after all you were giving me a glorious belly rub less than an hour ago." She said in a seductive tone as she smiled with bliss at the memory.

"OK. that's enough cuddling! Get off!" I said as I tried to squeeze out from under her. With a grunt we both tried to get up but we were tightly wedged together.

"Uh oh." Celestia said with a bemused expression.

"What do you mean, ‘uh oh’ ?" I exclaimed. She tried to get up again but couldn't.

"This is rather embarrassing." Celestia said as she averted her eyes from me and lowered her ears.

"What?" I asked, dreading her answer.

"Well, I don't know how to tell you this." She said, avoiding my gaze.

"Spit it out."

"My flank is stuck." she said, biting her lip nervously.

"Are you serious?!" I yelled. I slammed my head on the floor of the car, shaking it at the absurdity of the situation.

"I'm sorry."

"Stop apologizing, this is my fault anyway. See if you can wiggle out or something." I grumbled. She nodded and did what I said, but her efforts were fruitless because her thick plot was too firmly wedged between the seats, preventing her from standing.

"No good." She said, blowing her hair out of her face.

"Having you on top of me like this isn't even the worst part." I say.

"Oh? Then what is?"

"That pie that's smooshed on my stomach." I mumbled. My shirt was partially raised and it was mooshed onto my belly.

"Oh, I can get rid of that." She said with a snicker. She then turned her head and adjusted her position, dangerously pointing her horn toward my chest.

"Hey! watch it!" I squeaked as I grabbed her horn and moved it away with my free arm. Her reaction was both immediate and alarming. Her wings fully extended and colorful sparks emitted from her horntip. Her entire body trembled and she fell silent after stifling a moan.

I should probably let go of her now...

"Celestia?" I whispered worriedly. She didn't respond and I couldn't see her whole face because of her mane. A creepy smile adorned the part of her muzzle that i could see.

"Celestia?" I repeated, a pit forming in my stomach.

"Let me get that pie off your tummy for you buddy." She said calmly.

"Uh, OK..." I muttered with uncertainty. What's the creepy smile for? Next thing I knew, I felt something weird on my stomach. Her hair was blocking my view of it.

"What are you doing?" I asked, feeling antsy.

"Just relax my human friend." She said with a vaguely flirty tone.

"Uh I am rela-Ha ha ha! Stop, that tickles!" I said, suddenly breaking out into twitchy laughter.

"Mmmmm.." I heard her moan.

"Are fucking licking it off me?" I barely question through my laughter. She just continues to hum happily too herself. Me on the other hand being extremely ticklish, couldn't stop moving or laughing.

"Hold still I'm almost finished!" She commanded.

"Ahaha! St-AHH!" I shouted.

"Done!" She said in a chipper tone as she raised her head and looked back at me. The look in her eyes reminded me of a Predator stalking its prey. She slowly licked some of the chocolate from her lips and stared at me.

"Oh, Derrick..."

"What?"

"There's something on your face." She claimed.

"What? Where?" I asked as I tried to feel around My face.

"Right here." She said, pointing to my lip.

"What's on my lip?" I ask as I felt around on it.

"Let me get it for you." she said. Then she closes her eyes and and starts leaning towards me. My immediate reaction was to pinch her as hard as I could with my other hand. I don't know what I pinched but it sure worked.

"Ouch!" She blurted as she jumped up so fast that she managed to get herself unstuck. I took that opportunity to get up off the floor and sit in the back seat.

"Are you OK?" I ask worriedly as Celestia sits there with a pained expression.

"You pinched my nipple.." She pouts.

"Oh...sorry," I said, red in the face.

"No. It is I who should be apologizing." Celestia said as she stared out the window. "I shouldn't have forced myself onto you like that. I am sorry." She said sincerely.

"I’m sorry I pinched your... You know." I said with a nervous laugh. She said nothing and just kept staring silently out the window. I cringed and reached over the front seat to get my burger. I opened the box up and sure enough it was cold.

"Dammit...." I mumbled.

"What's wrong?" Celestia asked, turning to me with a stoic look.

"My sandwich got cold." I said, pointing to it.

Celestia's horn flashes briefly, then with a low sizzle my burger got warm again.

"Did you just...wow you're just full of Tricks! Thanks!" I said with a grin as I start to eat.

"You're welcome." She said with a faint smile before her 1000 yard stare returned to the window. I watched her for a while, easily concluding that something was bothering her. I thought about asking her but my sandwich was calling me. So started to eat with silent joy.

After I took a few bites the sandwich's aroma began to spread around the car. At first I thought nothing of it. But I noticed Celestia's muzzle begin to wrinkle. At first it was just subtle sniffs but eventually she started to really smell. She slowly turned to me with a curious expression.

"What does that sandwich contain?" She asked, eyeing it closely.

"Ketchup, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, cheese and of course MEAT. " I said, listing the things I could remember.

"Interesting." She said before turning to the window again. I stared at her again in confusion, before shrugging and continuing to eat. What did they say about eating meat again? Eh, doesn't matter.

I was about halfway on my sandwich before I felt irises burning into my cheek. I slowly turned to see Celestia, now scooted next to me. She was sniffing a bit too close to my burger than I liked.

"Woah woah back up with that shit." I said, pushing her barrel back.

"It smells delicious..." She said, smiling and licking her lips.

"Yes it does smell nice but its my nice smelling sandwich, not yours." I reminded.

"Could I have a nibble?" She said, almost drooling now. I scooted away and she scooted closer.

"You smell delicious and you don't see me asking you for a nibble." I quipped. Celestia smells like vanilla. Actually, now that I think about it, all of them have a unique smell. Cadence smells like strawberries, Twilight smells like lavender and Luna smells like blueberries. I haven't seen them spraying themselves, so I guess it's a biological thing. Weird.

"Oh, you could nibble on me if you asked." She cooed. I caught the underlying meaning there and my face flushed.

I get it now. Food makes her act funny. Stop feeding the horse DJ!

"Stop before we end up stuck cuddling again." I said as I move the sandwich away from her face.

"I doubt it will come to that. Besides, you enjoyed that." She said with a confident smirk.

"Keep this up and it will come to that, and I didn't enjoy you violating my belly with your tongue."

"I don't recall you complaining and that makes us somewhat even now."

"Even? Are you talking about that belly rub?"

"Yes, that's exactly what I'm referring to."

"But that's different, you asked for it and enjoyed it"

"So did you."

"How did I ask for that??"

"By touching my horn."

Touching a mares horn makes her horny? Lol.

"Just forget it. Aren't you a herbivore anyway?"

"Not entirely."

"Well doesn't that make you an omnivore?"

"Technically ponies can consume both meat and vegetables but eating meat aside from maybe fish and eggs is generally frowned upon. We do not require meat in our diets to function either." She explained.

"So Twilight kinda just said the side you girls most I identify with?"

"Yes."

"I guess that makes sense... I call myself a carnivore sometimes." I said with a chuckle. Celestia inched closer to me and I moved the burger further.

"Ah ah ah! Nope." I said firmly.

"Please?" She begged with a quivering lip.

"Fine.." I said with a sigh.

"Yay! thank y-"

"...I'll go inside and get you your own burger."

"But I just wanted a nibble."

"...and I'll get us both another pie each. Sound good?" I ask.

"Yes! Thank you!" She says as she wraps a wing around me and hugs me tightly. Why are ponies so damn touchy feely? They'll find any freaking excuse to get close to me!

"Wait, you said eating meat was frowned upon right? Wouldn't this be setting a bad example as the leader or something?" I ask, looking up at her flat browed. She glared down at me and I shrunk.

"Do not tell a single soul or I'll..."

"You'll what?"

"...I'll Do things to you."

"What things?"

"Naughty things."

"OK fair enough. Oh yeah, Celestia?"

"Yes?"

"You can let go now." I said with an annoyed look.

"Oh, right." She said with a nervous smile. I shook my head and quickly finished the rest of my sandwich.

"Alright I'll be right back."

"Can I come?"

"Unless you have some ridiculously convenient magical solution, then no."

"I think I may have just that!"

"Oh boy, here we go." I muttered as I fold my arms and stare.

"I have something that uses way less magic than the last one!"

"OK... But you're going to have to find a way to get rid of your fur, hooves, horn and wings." I muttered. Her hair would be fine as long as it didn't flow, a lot of girls nowadays add dye to their hair anyway. As for her eyes, we can just say she's wearing contacts.

Her horn flashed briefly and nothing about her physically changed whatsoever.

"Done! OK, let's go." She said as she opens the door and stepped halfway out. I quickly grabbed her leg to stop her.

"What are you doing? You're still a pony!"

"I know, Derrick. The illusion spell has been cast."

"But....but..." I sputtered. She turned around and gave me a sincere look.

"Please just trust me, Derrick." She said, giving me a reassuring look. I'm not the magic expert here but she's still looks like a pony. Maybe there's more to it than that? As I was going over this in my head I noticed Celestia was standing out of the car right in the spotlight. Before I could say anything a car passed right by her. My heart stopped and I stared in horror.

To my surprise the car just kept driving like nothing, the driver didn't even look twice. Did he not notice her? No at that angle there is no way he didn't see her!

"Stop wasting moon light, Derrick." Celestia said as she gestured for me to come. I blinked a few times before finally exiting and locking the car. Celestia beamed at me and just started happily trotting up to Burger King like she wasn't out of place at all. I got my bearings and quickened my pace, because I was basically standing in the street like an idiot, I walked up and opened the door for her.

"Thank you!" She chirped as she walked in. I walked in behind her still nervous about the whole thing.

"Just go find a seat." I told her. She nodded and started to look around the place.

"Hey there!" The guy at the counter said, waving at Celestia. Celestia grinned and waved back at him.

"Hello!" She responded kindly.

No Brain meltdown.

No Freakout .

No confusion.

No double take.

Just nothing.

I looked at one of those screens that shows you on the camera. When I saw Celestia in it i realized what was happening. The illusion changes how she looks to everyone else. Making her appear human. The quality on the camera wasn't the best, so I couldn't see her that well. All I know is she was a girl with rainbow colored hair. I chuckled to myself and shook my head as i walked over to the counter.

"Hey James." I say with a nod.

"Hey, Derrick." James responded with a distracted tone. I only know this guy because I always end up coming here during his night shift.

"Can I get a whopper and two Resse pies?" I asked, lightly tapping the counter to get his attention.

"Oh uh, right." He said, tapping my order into the register.

"Actually, make it 4 pies." I said, thinking that one wouldn't be enough for Celestia.

"OK. 4 pies." James said, fiddling with the register again.

"6 pies." I decided finally. James gives me a bemused expression before changing my order again.

"Ok, that’s a whopper and six pies. Will that be all?" James asked with a raised brow.

"And one Oreo shake."

...

I paid for the food and stood there waiting patiently. I looked over to Celestia, who was sitting in a booth in the far corner of the restaurant. She looked a bit silly sitting there, being a pony and all. She looked over to me and waved. I returned the wave sheepishly and flashed a smile. Just then, James came back with our order.

"Here you go." He said as he handed it too me. I nodded and turned to walk away, but James tapped my shoulder.

"Can I ask you something?" He whispered as his eyes drifted back to Celestia.

"Sure?"

"Who is THAT?" James asked.

"Oh, just a friend." I responded with a nervous smile.

"Heh... Now I know what you were doing in your car for an hour..." James said with a sly grin.

"Not what you think." I answer unamused.

"Hmm. Whatever you say man. But listen dude, she is drop dead sexy! Where did you find a chick like that?" James asked as he gestured to Celestia who was none the wiser. "Those curves man..." James said with a shake of his head. It was funny because we were both seeing very different things. Then again it's not like Celestia isn't curvy as a pony.

"Um...she's not from around here." I answer as I rub the back of my neck.

"Does she have a sister?" James asked.

"Yes, yes she does." I answered with some hesitation.

"You have got to hook me up sometime man!"

"Maybe another time." I said as I start to walk away. I laugh on the inside at the thought of me hooking him up with Luna. That’s a disaster waiting to happen. I walked over to the booth and sat down on the opposite side. Celestia beamed again.

"I don't know why I didn't think of this before!" She said with a squee.

"Well that spell sure did the trick." I muttered, setting the tray down.

"And its much easier to perform than the previous spell." Celestia said with a relaxed sigh.

"How does it work anyway?" I asked curiously as I start organizing things on the table.

"The spell forms an invisible bubble a considerable distance around me. Anypony inside it will see a form more familiar to them, essentially a translation of my actual self." She explained. I nodded and took my phone out. I went to the camera app and pointed it at her. My eyes widened and my cheeks colored slightly.

"It even works on cameras too..." I said sheepishly. Her looks blew me away just...holy shit, she's fine! The colorful hair and eyes seem to just add on to her beauty. As I look at her and compare, I come to an odd realization that everything attractive about her human form is very present on her pony form.

"Yes. Nopony will ever know!" She said mischievously, as she ran a hoof through her hair and smiled confidentiality. I snapped a picture and put my phone away.

Might use that later...

"How come I still see you as a pony?" I asked.

"Well, you're the only one that knows the truth." She said with a giggle.

"Right..." I said as I put the Whopper In front of her.

"Oh, thank you!" She said gratefully. I nodded and started sipping on my shake.

How could her pony form be more familiar to me than her human form? Is it because I knew her as a pony longer? Or something else? Do I like her better as a pony?

"Is something on your mind?" Celestia wondered, briefly pausing my thoughts. I gazed at her again uncertain about my questions, eventually choosing to dismiss the issue for now.

"Nope. Go ahead and try your sandwich." I said casually. Celestia unwrapped it with her hooves and picked it up.

"I did just want a nibble. Not the entire thing." She reminded, as she studies it closely and sniffs it.

"You were prepared to wrestle me over it, so now you have your own."

"I believe the term you used was ‘snuggle’."

"Whatever. Worst case scenario you hate it and I end up finishing it for you or throwing it away."

"Alright...here goes." She says with a nervous gulp.

"You're not having second thoughts are you?"

"Of course not!"

"Then bite it."

"..."

"Come on Celestia! Nobody's going to know you ate it." I remind. She finally sucks up the courage and takes a small bite. As she chews a sad expression forms on her face and her wings twitch.

"What, you don't like it?" I ask.

"It's....delicious..." She breaths.

"Than what's with the look?"

"How can something so wrong taste so good?" She said with watery eyes.

"Hey, everyone has one."

"One what?"

"Guilty pleasure."

"Oh? Then tell me, what would yours be?"

"Alcohol."

"Well that makes two of us then." Celestia admits. We both bust out laughing.

"You seriously drink?"

"Is the sky blue?"

"Wow! I can't believe this. That's really unprincess like!"

"Hey, running a country is stressful." she said in her defense.

"Mmhmm."

"What law says a Princess can't enjoy a bottle from time to time?"

"What law says a Princess can't enjoy a whopper?"

"Not a single one." Celestia says with a smug grin before taking another bite of her sandwich. I chuckled and take another sip of my shake.

"You're pretty cool, Celestia." I compliment with a smile.

"You too, Derrick." She returns with a sultry tone. After taking a few more bites she paused.

"Oh, by the way, please just call me Tia."

"Tia? I like it." I said as I opened up one of the pies.

...

Like I suspected, the girl ended up eating the whole sandwich, along with five out of the six pies I purchased. We threw our trash away and got up to leave. Celestia winked at James on the way out and the guy practically fainted. After that we left and headed back to my place, talking, joking and laughing the whole way. She's a lot more relaxed than I originally thought. We eventually pulled back into my driveway. I cut off the engine and turned to Celestia.

"Um, are you OK?" I asked worriedly.

"Uh-huh!" She said, nodding rapidly and forcing her wings to close.

"Well that went surprisingly well." I admit.

"Well enough to do it again?" Celestia asked hopefully.

"Sure why not?" I said with a laugh. Celestia smiled and we both get out of the car. I lock it and we walk up to my door. She turns to me while I fished out my house keys.

"I really had fun, Derrick."

"Me to Cel- I mean Tia."

"I'm glad that fate made us appear near your home, rather than somewhere else." She said, gazing deeply into my eyes.

"I'm glade fate made a unicorn and three unihorses raid my house, eat my food and briefly hold me hostage too." I quip.

"Alicorn."

"Aliscorn."

Celestia giggled and I chuckled. I temporarily forgot about the door because something keeps drawing me to those beautiful hypnotic magenta orbs...uh...i mean her eyes. She slowly stepped over to me while I stood there somewhat frozen. She wrapped her wings around me in a snug hug. At first I just stood there but eventually I hugged her back. Considering the shit that happened earlier, this isn't that bad. She rested her head on top of my head.

"Thank you." She whispered.

"You're welcome." I whispered back.

We leaned back a little bit and stared into each others eyes. Our faces slowly got closer until we both closed our eyes and-

Suddenly the front door swing open, making Celestia panic and drop me right on my ass. I groaned in pain and looked at the door. Standing there was a very upset looking Cadence. Celestia's cheeks colored.

"Oh, um... hello there my beautiful Niece! We were just... Um..." Celestia stuttered. Cadence narrowed her eyes while Celestia slowly tip toed past her.

"Well, it’s quite late...I should be...GOODNIGHT!" She shouted before sprinting up the stairs faster than I thought was possible. I got up and snickered at her antics, I walked towards the doorway, but Cadence blocked it with a wing. I let out a long annoyed sigh as I prepared myself.

"Where were you?" She asks In a stern tone.

"Out?" I say with a laugh. My laughter faded immediately when my eyes met hers. I've never had a reason to legitimately fear these ponies, until now. That look right there could vaporize entire galaxies.

"I got up to get a glass of water, and I noticed you were gone." she said, stepping over to me calmly. "I was so worried about you.." She said, her eyes softening slightly. The kindness faded and she glared up at me.

"Look Cadence I-"

"You just disappear with out telling anypony, and with my auntie?" She started to say. After that she basically started going on this rant about how I should tell her when I go somewhere or something. My mind was numb now and I just wanted to go lay down.

"...Is it too much trouble to leave a note!?" She was saying, when I tuned back in.

"You need a hug, Cadence" I interrupted. Then I snatched her off the ground into a warm embrace, making her yelp in surprise. She stopped squirming and just uttered a content sigh as she hugged me back. A few seconds later I set her down.

"Feel better?"

"Mmhmm." She hums, stumbling drunkenly with a dreamy expression and red cheeks.

"Good. Now you have a good night."

"OK." she said, forgetting whatever she was mad about and marching right up the stairs. I chuckled and finally laid down on the couch.

"What a damn day." I muttered out loud. I made myself comfortable and I stared at the ceiling in the dark. A lot of stuff happened today but after all of it I learned something very important.

Prolonged proximity makes ponies prone to cuddling.

When I closed my eyes, I realized how tired I really was. I went to bed late yesterday, so It won't take me long to drift off too slee-

"Psst."

*Sigh*

"Pssst!"

"Sleepy" I moaned.

"Human? Awaken!" Luna says, her voice coming from somewhere above me.

"Ugh...come on Luna." I groaned in annoyance as I rub my eyes and open them. Luna's bright Cyan irises were practically touching mine. It was then that my senses started functioning again and I felt Luna laying on top of me. If I wasn't tired I would be freaking out right now.

"Good, thou art awake." Luna said with a smile as she moved her head back a little.

"What are you doing??" I demanded as my cheeks color.

"We have awoken thee from thine slumber to apologize." Luna said as she broke eye contact. Her ears went flat against her skull.

"This couldn't wait until tomorrow?" I complain.

"We couldn't wait. We felt guilty for disrespecting thine property-"

"Destroying." I correct.

"-Destroying thine property. We beg thee for thine forgiveness!" She says as she hugs me and nuzzles my cheek.

"I forgive you!" I barked, feeling embarrassed.

"Huzzah!"

"Yeah. Now get off." Luna complied and relieved my body of her weight (mostly my crotch)

"We promise it will not happen again!" Luna assures.

"That's nice. Now goodnight." I said bitterly.

"Before we rest, there is one thing we must ask of thou."

"It better not be a belly rub." I complained sleepily.

"N..no that's not what we...had in mind." Luna said with wide eyes as her face flushed. "T'would be a nice feeling." Luna said nervously as she entertained the thought.

"Then what is it?" I grumbled.

"Thine Xbox skills art superior to our own. We wish to learn from thee and improve." She explained.

"Uh huh."

"So we were hoping that thou could teach us everything thy knows. We wish to become thine apprentice." she said as she bowed in front of me. I blinked in surprise and sat up on the couch.

"...wha?"

"We want to become thine Faithful Student, teach us the ways of 'owning the noobs' as you say." she said with a straight face. It took me a little time to figure out if she was serious or not.

"So...You want me to teach you how to play Xbox?" I tried to summarize.

"Yes! We would be most greatful." She said with an excited nod.

"Sure whatever." I muttered uncaringly. Not giving the issue much thought.

"HUZZAH!" She shouted in my face. If I wasn't awake before, then I am now.

"Please, just go away now." I begged as I started tugging on my hair.

"Yes Master. Goodnight Master." She said with a bow, before seemingly disappearing into thin air. I lay back down, a bemused expression stuck on my face.

"Master?" I said out loud. Tomorrow was going to be a weird day for sure.

Author's Notes:

Notes: Hey there! I ended up sticking to my guns and I really liked how it turned out! Tell me if you want to see more "trips" like this in the future!

This brought Celestia's score up a bit (don't count that anthro part at the beginning, that was just me having a bit of fun) but down worry, the remaining 3 mares will all get a similar "bonding" chapter, I already know what Cadence's and Luna's will be like, not sure about Twilight yet.

I sorta addressed that omnivore herbivore thing I guess :P

Anyway what was your favorite part/line? Tells me :)