Chapter 4: Belly Rubs

"We should probably play something cooperative so you can get used to it." I muttered, rubbing my chin in thought.

"Nay. We wish to best thee in thine own game!" She challenged. I started to laugh and shake my head, making Luna fixate me with a determined stare.

"OK fine, 1 on 1 it is.." I muttered with a roll of my eyes.

"We should play something really simple so yo-"

"No! We shall play whatever game thy art the best at so that we may embarrass thou!" She claimed.

"OK...but I'm going to wipe the floor with you just so you know." I stated.

"In thine dreams!"

"I'm not sure if this is a good idea sister..." Celestia warned.

"DJ is definitely going to win!" Cadence said with a giggle. Luna shot her a stern look, making her stop and gulp nervously.

"Alright you asked for it." I said with a shrug as got up from the couch and went through my games. Hmm... I'm pretty good at shooters... Mostly Cod and Halo... I guess I'll pop in the the Master Chief Collection or something.

I casually went back to the couch and sat again, but when I did, I felt something warm and fuzzy. I turned around to see Cadence smiling at me.

"Hey there big guy..." She said with a blush. I jumped up out of the seat and stared at her in horror. "I kept your seat warm for you..." She said as she tapped between her legs with her hoof.

Yeah, fuck no.

I walked away to the other side of the couch then sat down next to Luna, who I guessed was least likely to flirt with me. Then again we almost kissed a few minutes ago, but that was just a...thing....whatever it was just harmless flirting. One could argue that whatever Cadence and Celestia are doing is "harmless" but I feel it's just an invasion of space. I would just sit in my single person armchair, but Twilight was there, complety engrossed in the tablet.

"Alright my little nooblet, we have to make you an account real quick." I muttered with a smirk. Luna just looked at me puzzled and I sighed.

"Look don't worry about the details, just think of a clever name." I muttered as I grabbed her controller.

"But our mother hath already blessed us with our name. Luna." she said, giving me a confused look.

"Yeah, but you're not supposed to put your real name...that's just lame." I muttered.

"Our name is not lame!" She blurted loudly, making me jump.

"That's not what I meant-"

"Thy will taste the wrath of our..." Luna started to say before she looked at me puzzled.

"Assault rifle?" I guessed.

"...yes! Thou will taste its wrath!" She finished triumphantly. I sighed then put her gamer tag as simply "Luna" and handed the controller back to her. Not sure if I can talk about lame, when my gamer tag is "DJFlak" but I made this account way back in High school.

"OK...halo 4....slayer...20 kills to win..." I muttered as I set up the match.

"Can we change our appearance?" Luna asked as she cringed at the sight of her character.

"Look, it doesn't matter for now, lets just get this over with..." I muttered. Luna frowned and sank into her seat while the game loaded up. When the match started I gave a quick rundown of halo basics. You know how to shoot. Jump, use the radar bla bla bla.

"Prepare to taste the sting of our...what was it called?" Luna said, turning to her sister.

"Assault rifle?" Celestia answered, looking bored already.

"Yes prepare to-"

*DJFlak killed Luna*

*First strike!*

"Taste the sting of my sniper rifle?" I teased with a smirk. Luna scowled at me and focused on playing after that. For someone who's never played a single video game in her life, let alone an FPS, she's actually doing pretty good. But there wasn't much she could really do against me while I had the sniper rifle. All she did was take a few potshots at me until I eventually ended her misery with a headshot.

"What purpose does this device serve?" Luna asked as she stared at a large gun on the floor.

"Oh that's a Rocket launcher." I answered. She and the others stared at me in confusion until Twilight detached the tablet from her face.

"It's a portable weapon that fires deadly explosive projectiles proppled by small combustion engines." She explained. They all just stared blanky except for Celestia who was probably used to her students explanations and I laughed.

"You're right, but how did you even know that?" I ask.

"Google." She replied flatly, before returning to her info hunt or whatever the hell she's doing.

"Basically, it goes boom and its probably one of the best weapons in the game." I explained.

"Very well! Thou shall taste the sting of our-"

"Please stop saying that." I grumbled with an annoyed sigh. She stuck her tounge out at me than proceeded to pick the weapon up. I assumed I was in no danger, because I figured she would just blow herself up with it like all the other halo noobs. That was until I saw the first rocket flying at my face of course.

*Luna killed DJFlak*

*Retribution!*

"YES! WE HATH FINALLY SLAIN THEE!" Luna shouted in my ear, making me wince in pain.

"Calm your Tits!" I barked, rubbing my ear.

"OUR TITS ARE CALM HUMAN! SEE?" she announced. My first and regrettable action was to actually look. My eyes were met with two somewhat Large dark blue teats, that would probably look great on a human girl if they weren't....blue.

...

That's not something I needed to know!!

I jerked my head back to the screen with a coliered face that I hope no one else noticed.

"ACCEPT THINE DEFEAT NOW HUMAN!" She bellowed.

"Shut up! You only got one kill!" I quipped.

"AND MANY MORE SHALL FOLLOW!"

"Why are you still yelling?"

While Celestia and Cadence laughed their asses off, I had to deal with Luna's rockets. Unfortunately she kept catching me in midair preventing me from dodging them, so she ended up racking up some kills on me. EVERY time she killed me she made sure to remind me of how feeble I am to her.

"Human! Something is wrong with our weapon!" Luna complained as I heard her franticly pull the trigger with her magic, only making the weapon produce a Dull clicking sound.

"Uh oh...someone's out of ammo." I said as an sinister smile formed on my face.

"It appears you must find a new weapon sister." Celestia suggested. Luna nodded and switched to her secondary, which was a pistol. Now if it were me, I could tear shit up with that gun, but considering who it is, I'm probably fine.

*Crack*

"What was that sound?" Luna asked as her eyes widened nervously. I started to laugh like your average movie villian as I snuck up behind her. When I got close enough I used my energy sword to violently stab her in the chest and throw her body away like trash.

*ASSASSINATION!*

"That's the sound of my energy sword!" I say with a grin. Luna frowned and stared death at me. I just stick my tounge out her, making her growl. After that I was pretty much unstoppable, just running around and cutting her down before she could do anything about it.

"Prey tell...what is the purpose of these small blue orbs?" Luna asked as she ran over to them.

"Those are plasma grenades, they stick and go boom." I answered as I looked for a replacement for my spent energy sword. Before I knew it there was a plasma grenade stuck to my foot.

"Ha ha! Thy shall perish!" She teased, awaiting the explosion.

*Luna killed DJFlak*

*Suicide!*

"WHAT!?" Luna yelled in outrage.

"I just ran up to you before it blew up so we both died." I explained.

"THAT'S ABSOLUTE MANURE!" Luna yelled.

"Language sister!" Celestia scolded. Luna growled fircely and tapped the buttons with so much force, that I swear the controller was going to break. I grabbed a needler and decided to end this match before this girl's head explodes. Just one more kill and-

*GAME OVER! VICTORY!*

"GRRRRRAAAA!" I heard Luna yell, then next thing I knew, my Xbox controller was sailing into the nearest wall, where it shattered into tiny pieces. My jaw dropped and I watched as Luna got up from her seat and stormed off into her room, slamming the door shut behind her.

"What the hell!" I blurted as I stared at the ruined controller.

"My sister has quite the temper..." Celestia said with a cringe.

"YA THINK?" I said loudly as I balled up my fists. I have a few choice words for her now. I started to walk over toward Luna's room but Celestia teleported in front of me.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." She warned.

"Outta my way!" I said with a frown.

"She gets like this sometimes, just let her cool off." Celestia said as she stepped in front of me. I scoffed then started trying to move her. First I tried pulling her by the leg and she didn't budge. Then I tried to push her from the side. She just stared at me with a stoic expression. After many failed attempts to even get her to budge she cleared her throat.

"Are you finished Derrick?"

"....no.....just....gimme....a minute....." I said Between gasps. After recovering, I tried to push her again with my back to no avail. She eventually sighed and rolled her eyes, She lifted me up with her magic and looked me straight in the eye.

"I am doing this for your protection Derrick. You wouldn't want another buck accident like last time would you?" She said calmly but with firm authority. I can see now why she's the leader.

"Nope!" I said sheepishly.

"Good. Now let's go sit down and relax." She said with a content smile, as she released me from her magic. I sighed and followed her back to the couch where I sat between her and Cadence. I noticed Celestia distanced herself from me more than last time. I wasn't complaining but it's odd because she was all over me earlier.

"Oh I forgot to mention something..." Celestia said as she turned to me.

"Yeah?"

"Chocolate tends to make me a bit..." She started to say as she looked away in embarrassment.

"Flirty?" I answered for her, making her nod.

"Yes. I apologize if I made you uncomfortable earlier." She said with shame.

"It's alright." I say with a wave. Celestia smiles and starts to relax in her seat.

Cadence used her magic to levitate the remains of the controller over to us.

"Was this thing expensive?" She asked worridly.

"Kind of. I can just buy another one. Don't worry about it." I say, dismissing the issue. Cadence sighed and floated the pieces over to the kitchen, where I assume she threw them in the trash.

"So what now?" Cadence asked as she sat back in on her cushion.

"That little accident kinda got me out if the the mood for games." I said honestly as I used the remote to switch to the TV.

"Well what are we watching?" Celestia asked.

"I don't know, here you pick something." I said as I handed her the remote. Cadence made a little pout sound and I turned to her.

"What's wrong?"

"I really want to stay up with you guys... But I'm *Yawn* getting tired." She said with a forlorn expression.

"Do not deprive yourself of sleep young one. Go to bed if you are tired, we will be here in the morning." Celestia said.

"OK...I'll see you ponies tomorrow." She said as she got up and started walking away.

"Good night Auntie." She said with a wave.

"Good night my neice, sleep well." Celestia said with a warm smile.

"Goodnight DJ!" She said with a kissy face and a seductive tone, making me nervous. She winked then blew a kiss at me. The weird part was it actually produced one of those hearts like in the cartoons.

"Night." I reply simply before watching her walk away. When she was gone I shuddered and turned to Celestia.

"Does chocolate do the same thing to her?"

"Not that I'm aware." Celestia said with a giggle.

"So she's just doing that to screw with me?" I said in annoyance.

"Oh Don't be silly Derrick. She likes you!" Celestia said with a laugh. My heart lerched and I started to sweat. I honestly haven't thought about it that way. I thought that since she was the Princess of love that she liked to flirt with people, nothing more. But actually having a crush on me? That's another story.

"Um.. why would she like me? I'm not a pony." I say nervously.

"You don't have to be. In Equestria, there are many different intelligent species out there. Interspecies dating is not uncommon." She explained. I gulped nervously, goosebumps forming on my skin.

"So she LIKE likes me..." I say worridly.

"Precisely." She replied simply. She noticed my troubled expression and scooted closer. "You say that like its a bad thing." She said with an even tone as she studied me.

"IT IS!" I blurt. Celestia tilted her head and I looked away.

"Why? Do you not find us...attractive?" She asked as she gazed at me, her eyes slightly narrowed. My face started to color and I looked away from her. I couldn't just say no, because I didn't want to offend her and I couldn't say yes either, because that might send the wrong message. I also can't say yes, because I really DON'T find them attractive.

Right?

I looked at Celestia again and noticed a few things that I didn't notice before, like how elegantly curved she is, how wonderfully plump her rump was and how beautiful her hipnotic eyes were... Eyes that were still patiently awaiting an answer.

"Uh that's not really the issue." I said with uncertainty. Celestia didn't speak at first, she just watched me, making me pray she didn't see her checking her out just now.

"It's OK if you don't... Not every species is compatible after all." She said with a sigh and a faint smile. There's something oddly mysterious about that smile, its really hard to Read her at times. I wonder what she's thinking?

"I mean it's not like I think you're ugly or something...because your not. Like at all." I stuttered.

"Oh so you find me attractive?" Celestia questioned as her mysterious gaze deepned.

"No no no! I mean, you're definitely not unpleasant to look at, but I'm not interested." I said carefully. Celestia nodded slowly then turned back to the TV with a neutral expression. OK so she's not mad, so I guess I said the right words! I turned to the TV and there were a bunch of commercials on.

"If its any consolation. I admit that I find you Attractive." She said without looking at me.

"Thanks" I said automatically before dying internally. Great! Cadence likes me, Celestia finds me attractive and Luna... I don't know, that's a mixed bag. At least Twilight doesn't like me too right?

Speaking of Twilight, why does she have that look on her face?

"WHERE'S THE CHARGER?" She suddenly blurted, making me jump. "THE BATTERY IS ABOUT TO DIE!" she screamed as she started hyperventelating. Crap, I actually forgot where it is! I got up out of my chair and started looking around.

"Hold on a second I'll find it!" I assured as I started looking around the power outlets downstairs. Celestia just watched with amusment and slight worry as her student started freaking out.

"I was in the middle of reading an article about Peach farming, when it popped up with a warning!" She said as she pulled at her hair.

"Chill out! I think it's in my room!" I said as I ran up the stairs. I sprinted down the hall and ripped my door open. There it was, on the outlet right next to my bed. I snatched it off and sprinted down the stairs.

"Here! I said as I held it up. The charger was snatched out of my hand and slung over to Twilight, who was desperately trying to plug it into the wall. I walked over to her with irritation.

"Let me do it before you break the damn thing!" I said, taking it and plugging it in for her. She beamed then proceeded to hug my left thigh tightly.

"Oh thank you so much!" She said as she nuzzled my leg.

"Don't mention it..." I said as I pried her off my leg. Then she sat down on the floor right next to the tablet and stared at it.

"What are you doing?"

"Waiting for it to charge."

"It might take an hour or longer you know"

"OK that's fine." She said simply as she stared at it. You can use the thing while its charging but I'm not going to tell her that, besides it charges faster when its not in use anyway.

"Approximately 59 minutes and 23 seconds left!" Twilight said to herself as she stared at the device.

I turned to Celestia at the couch and simply pointed to her student. She sighed then called out to her.

"Twilight Sparkle? Why don't you come sit and watch television with us while the device charges?" She suggested. I started to walk back to the couch and Twilight's ears drooped.

"But what if it finishes and I'm not there?" She said with a quivering lip.

"It makes a sound and that Red light turns green." I explained as I sat down next to Celestia.

"See? It will be charged before you know it! Now come." She said, beckoning to her with a hoof. Twilght sighed, took one last look at the tablet before coming over to us. Instead of sitting in that armchair again, she instead got on to the couch with us. She walked over and plopped down.... Right in my damn lap.

With a satisfied sigh she made herself comfortable. I stared down at her in silence but she never looked up at me. So I decided to say something.

"Twilight?"

"Yes DJ?"

"What are you doing?"

"Laying down."

"I can see that. Why are you laying on me?"

"Because you're warm." she replied simply as she snuggled closer to me. I contemplated throwing her off of me but I decided to just let it slide for now. I slowly turned to Celestia and noticed that Tom was sitting in her lap. She looked at me and shrugged.

"Wanna trade?" I joke.

"I would, but she seems so comfortable. I wouldn't want to disturb her. " Celestia said with a snicker, I rolled my eyes and looked back down to Twilight who had her eyes closed and a gleeful smile adorning her muzzle. I felt her steady heart beats and just relaxed, accepting my fate. After some more channel surfing we finally settled on watching Big Bang Theory. I looked over to Celestia and she was gently stroking Tom's fur with her hoof, making him purr happily.

I decided to take a risk and slowly moved my hand into Twilight's mane. She opened her eyes, turning her head and looking at me with figurative dinner plates.

"Um sorry?" I said with a nervous smile as I let my hand fall to my side again.

"No no! Do it again. It actually felt nice." She said calmly. I raised my brow and started to look uncertain. I turned to Celestia and she just gave me a subtle nod as she smiled at me. So with some hesitation I put my hand back into her hair and just slowly ran my fingers through it. Twilight's ears drooped again and she produced a happy hum. So I shrugged and looked back at the TV as I idly played with her hair.

Eventually she started to produce a faint purring sound which actually startled me at first. I turned to Celestia again and she just smiled at me again. Twilight turned her head to look at me, this time with a troubled expression.

"Can you rub my belly too?" She asked innocently.

"WHAT?!" I exlaimed with a raised brow.

"Please?" She begged, giving me those erisistable puppy eyes . It didn't take me long to crumble. Sighing in deafeat i moved my other hand and placed it on her chest.

Chill out DJ... its just a belly rub.

"A little lower." She requested. I rolled my eyes and slid my hand lower.

"Lower." She said again. I complied and slid my hand further. I felt the unmistakable shape of a nipple and Twilght stiffled a moan as she turned back to me with a blush.

"TOO LOW!" She said with an embarrassed expression.

"Sorry!" I squeaked as I jerked my hand back up.

"Right there!" She said with a loud purr as she layed her head back down and smiled. I carefully moved my hand in a circling motion, fearing accidentally slipping too low again. Her nipples weren't far from where I was rubbing and it had me on edge. As I rubbed I accidentally went too far south and touched them a few more times, but Twilight honestly didn't seem to care anymore, as her purring never ceased and her breathing and heart rate stayed steady.

Eventually her purring turned into the peaceful breaths of sleep. I stopped rubbing her belly and just rested my hand on her side, while stopping the motion with my other hand in her hair. With a deep breath I layed back slightly and looked at Celestia. I couldn't quite read her expression, but her cheeks were faintly colored.

"What?"

"Nothing. I believe you should take her to bed. It has been a long day for her." She said, her tone as unreadable as her face.

"Right..." I said as I slowly picked the lavandar unicorn up and draped her over my shoulder, being careful not to wake her. I slowly walked up the stairs and down the hallway until I came into Twilight's room. I walked over to the bed and moved the covers aside. I gently placed her down on her side. She started to shiver and I put the covers over her. She smiled again and snuggled her pillow. I let out a breath of relief and stepped away, a single line of thought filling my mind.

Dawwwww!

I backed away toward the door and was about to close it.

"Thank you DJ." I heard Twilight say. I turned and saw her looking at me with a warm smile, her sleepy purple irises glowing in the darkness.

"Heh...you're welcome. Night." I said with a nervous smile.

"GoodNight." She said as she closed her eyes again. I walked out and silently closed the door behind me. I walked down the stairs and saw Celestia patiently waiting. I returned to my seat and glanced at her. She starred back at me silently and I raised my brow.

"Seriously what?" I asked. Celestia just looked away from me. She had her ears down and an obvious blush on her face. I watched her attempt to peak at me several times before I understood what was happening. I layed back and rolled my eyes.

"I can't believe this shit. Alright just this once." I muttered out loud. Celestia looked at me with a hopeful smile.

"Really?"

"Yes! Get over here." I said with a sigh. Celestia beamed and made this really weird "squee" sound when she smiled. She eagerly crawled across the couch over to me.

What the hell did just agree to?

She crawled over me, being careful not to step on my lap, then she turned around, accidentally rubbing her soft ass across my face. She turned to my red blank goldfish like expression and smiled nervously.

"Heh. Sorry." She said innocently. I grunted in annoyance while she layed down across my lap. Being much bigger and much heavier than Twilight is I winced slightly.

"Sheesh... You might want to lay off the cake a bit." I quipped.

"Very funny Derrick." Celestia said as she made herself comfortable on me. I noticed that she was extremely warm to the point where I started to sweat. After thinking it over I realized that Twilight's excuse was complete bullshit. If she was cold, she could have just layed on her Sun Goddess Teacher.

"If you tell anyone about this, I'll cut off your mane and tail in your sleep." I muttered.

"And why would you do that?" Celestia asked with a smirk.

"Because your sister and niece will start begging me for one. If that happens, I might have to start charging." I said with a shake of my head. Celestia giggled and I moved my hand to her belly. Thankfully, there was more space inbetween Celestia's belly and her... unmentionables. She shivered to my touch and smiled contetly.

"Oh my...you're good at this." She cooed

"Well don't get used to it." I quipped making her giggle again. She closed her eyes and started to emmit a steady happy hum.

"You know, if you fall asleep, I'm not carrying your ass up the steps." I remind.

"I know. Lucky for you I won't be falling asleep anytime soon." Celestia said with a smirk.

"Right...you did almost eat half your body weight in sugar." I said with a chuckle.

"Well I simply cannot control myself around sweets."

"I see..." I muttered. I realized That my other hand wasn't doing anything so I moved it toward her mane. I was about to finally see what her magical Flowing hair felt like, when she suddenly shifted her position and shot me a disapproving look.

"Can I touch it?"

"No"

"Please?"

"NO!"

OK...I guess I won't be touching it then.

When she turned away her left ear started to twitch erratically. I couldn't tell exactly but it seemed to me like it was itchy or something. I hesitated at first but eventually built up the courage to reach out and scratch it for her. Her eyes went wide and I froze.

"I'm sorry." I squeaked.

"It's OK...but could scratch a little higher?" she responded calmly. I raised my brow and continued my previous actions. The moment I started scratching again, Celestia started to emit a different sound.

"Ooohhh yes..." She moaned as any tension in her body faded away. I tried to focus on Scratching her ear and rubbing her belly, but the sounds she was making Distracted me. Each pleasurful moan made me slightly less comfortable. It only got worse when her wings slowly started to spread at her sides. She started to shiver and shake, her motion rubbing her thick leg against my lap. I at this point I had stop to avoid any possible arousals from either of Us.

"OK I'm pretty sure I've scratched your itch by now." I said, removing my hand from her ear. She made a pouting sound and her wings started to lower again. She stopped moaning and went back to purring much to my relief.

"It's a shame that you'll never do this again." Celestia said sadly.

"Yep." I responded simply. I have to admit I was somewhat enjoying myself. It's like petting a giant adorable cat. I could do without the weight though.

After that we fell silent again. My stomach started to rumble loudly. Celestia looked up at me again.

"Do you want me to fix you something?" She asked.

"Nah...I'm craving fast food." I muttered.

"Fast food?"

"You can drive up to a place and get food ready in like a minute. Prices aren't too bad either." I explained.

"I think that food prepared that quickly wouldn't be of the highest quality."

"Yeah its not the best or the healthiest, but its fast. We have regular restaurants too."

"There are not many places in Equestria that can serve meals prepared in just a minute."

"No wonder you ponies are so generously curved." I said. Celestia started to blush and I laughed. Then she started to look timid again.

"Are you going to one of those restaurants?"

"Probably yeah."

Celestia slowly got off of me, relieving my lap of her weight. I stood up and stretched my legs.

"Don't get any funny ideas...it was just a belly rub." I remind firmly.

"Yes, a spectacular one." Celestia said with a wink, making me groan in annoyance.

"Well I'm off to Burger King or something." I muttered as I searched the room for my keys.

"Can I come with you?" Celestia asked timidly.

"Uh no, remember what we talked about?" I said with a frown.

"Yes I know, but it's quite dark outside and I could stay inside your vehicle."

Yeah. Assuming you'd even fit in it.

" I don't know...someone might see you." I said as I found my keys on the kitchen counter.

"Hmm...perhaps there is another way." She said at she glanced at the TV in thought. One of those Victoria's secret commercials came on and she rubbed her chin. Eventually She smirked when something came to her and her horn started to glow. I turned and raised my brow. What is she up to?

Her whole body was bathed in a blinding golden light, forcing me to squint and shield my eyes. When the light eventually faded, what I saw in front of made me drop my keys.

"Did it work?"

"What The hell?!"

Author's Notes:

Notes: let me know if it matters how much detail I go into whenever characters play video games. For now I'll leave it somewhat detailed. Pretty sure we're not all gamers here.

Any who, more belly rubs to come!

I'm sure you all can guess what spell Celestia used.
Next chapter, we go on a trip.