I awoke to find myself in my bed with a blue coat on. Ok, seriously, why the clothes? I get out of bed and take it off as I look to the clock to see that it's noon. I stretch out then a bit before doing a few sets of sit ups and push ups. After about thirty minutes, I get up and wipe myself off with a towel. I toss the towel aside as I was about to leave, but stop to see something at the bottom of my door. A box with a paper base that has a bow on top. I open the box and... OH MY GOD! Two chocolate covered strawberries, I love strawberries, this is awesome! I quickly pick up and savor the delectable treats. I toss the box into the trash and walk down the hallway, savoring my treats with a smile on my face. As I continued to walk down the hall, I begin to hear the beat of some strange music.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

Detachable Penis.

What the hell? I stop and look into the room where the music was coming from to see a light brown stallion earth pony, with a green mane and tail, sitting there, listening to his music.

"Hey, what pony made this song? It's hilarious." He looked up at me and raised an eyebrow.

"Pony? Dude this is made by a prepurgian band." My face scrunched up slightly as I looked around trying to figure out what the purge was..... screw it I got no clue.

"Cool, whats the purge?"

"Seriously? How fresh are you man?"

"I just completed my first mission." I say with a weak smile.

"Oh that's right, your that special newbie, whats your name again, Damian right?"

I nod slightly "Yea, what's yours?"

"Fleet Foot, nice to meet ya" He stuck a hoof out so I gave him a bro hoof.

Klock

"So Fleet Foot, what is the purge?"

"Well since I'm feeling lazy, and they always have a class for that here, the basics are it was a giant human war with themselves and then the unfamiliar, which are an alien race."

"Wait wait, Aliens? What happened to the whole we were made in god's image thing going on in the bible."

"Ok, I know you read it and I know you know of humans, and that it was written for humans, especially when there were a whole lot more around then now." He stated rather matter of factly. "But talk to Dusty Scrolls about that later, right now we need to get you educated." He quickly turns me around and pushes me out of his room. He then began to drag me down a few hallways to one of the archive doors. It has a musical note symbol etched above the door. "Alright, now Damian, you are going to go in there and meet a stallion, he will send you on the wildest trip of your life. One of passion and self discovery, one that will connect to your inner being and soul. It will bring forth all your emotions and make you be able to express yourself freely and creatively."

"Ok, cool.... so how high are you right now?" He gives me a blank stare in response then kicked me through the door.

Holy Crap. I can't even see the end of the room. The walls are all lined with shelves completely filled to the brim with vinyl discs of all sizes. Down the hall of music a ways was an all white unicorn with brown dreads and a green, red, and yellow tam on. He was smoking a very large white cigar and had another one held in place with his ear. He had on a pair of shades and headphones while bobbing his head to the music he was making. As I got closer to him, he paused and smiled while looking at me. He floated his cigar of now obviously not tobacco towards me.

"Hey man, want a hit? It's got the Frakenstien shit, the Deer shit, the Green Monster, the Bling, and the Bling Bling."

"Noo, if I were ever to get high, I don't think I would want to be that violently high." I stared at him while shaking my head slowly. He just shrugged in response and took another drag.

"Then why you here bro?" He said after blowing a plume of smoke into the air above us.

"I was told I need to be educated in music." He stopped smoking and gave me a serious stare that made his glasses lower to slightly reveal green blood shot eyes.

"How many prepurgian bands do you know?"

"Uhh... none I guess." His jaw dropped as he stared at me.

He pulled a chair out from behind his mixing board then tossed me in it and began to run me down the hall.

"WE NEED FIFTY CC's OF SOUL STAT!" He yelled out as he ran me to the end of the hall. What the buck is he gonna do to me?

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Wooooah pony, I have so much to study. We just spent the past eight hours going over all kinds of music from probably the very beginning... of like... time, to like stuff we make today. The entire time though he kept smoking those cigars, I swear he went through like twelve of them. He also said I should come back at least once a week so I can study more.... pony I hope I can remember that. I gotta tell Hammer about this he woul........ dude I am sooo hungry. I quickly make my way to the mess hall and get in line. As I get up to the front, the lunch mare just stares at me.

"You want like six plates huh?" I nod quickly in response so she just gives me six hay sandwiches. I run to a table and begin to devour the sandwiches as if I were to never eat again. Oh sweet Jesus these are good. As I continued to eat, a dark yellow earth pony with a black mane and tail came up to me and nudged me.

"You Damian?" He asked while starring at me, flaring his nostrils slightly.

"Yeah pony," I started to laugh as I noticed his colors, "are you CC's older brother and found out I'm not gay?" I asked as I continued to laugh and fell over on the bench. He picked me up by the chest and stared in my face.

"Listen here you piece of shit I'm...." His face went from really pissed off to slightly confused. "You're high aren't you."

"What are you talking about dude, I've never done any drugs.... but I am still hungry. We should totally get some snacks." He sighed heavily then tossed me onto the table. As I started to sit up he put a blade to my throat, apparently his weapon of choice is a naginata.

"Now then you demon child pile of trash. If I ever get the sense your loosing control, I will personally see to it that all of Alpha Group rips your souls to shreds."

"I'd like to see the bitch try!"

"Yea what he said." He looked at me in confusion again then looked around the room.

"What?" He sighed then smacked me across the table with the blunt end of his pole. He then stormed out of the room fuming. Wonder what's got him so pissed off. You know, this doesn't really hurt that much. I rub my side slightly as I get up and leave the mess hall. As I walk through the doors, a great idea hits me, I should totally get a guitar and learn how to play it. I head down to the reacquisition chamber as quickly as possible. It took about thirty minutes but I finally made it to the door with a checklist above it.

I walk inside to see the room split in half by a stone wall. In the center of the wall was a single teller's desk like how you would see at a bank. Behind the desk was a zebra mare wearing way too much make up. I walked up to the desk as she filed her hoof, not really paying attention to anything else.

"Hey hey hey, hey," I repeat as I lean against the desk, trying to get her attention.

"Mmm look honey, I'm not gonna give you no pot or munchies, OK?" She lifted her hoof up and swished it around then pointed it up as she spoke with a very Equestrian accent.

"But I don't want to plant anything." I say slightly confused.

"Whatever honey, what are you here for?" She asks as she goes back to filing her hoof.

"I wanna play a.... uh.... why did I come here again?" She stops filing her hoof and gives me an annoyed look.

"Alright normally I wouldn't eve deal with your while your this high, but I'm having a good day so I'mma try to keep it good and spread the love. So I'm gonna hook you up with a guitar and if you don't like it, you can come back when your sobered up and get something else." She began filling out some forms then turned around and handed me a black guitar through the window. OOOOOO it's shiny. I take it and smile at her.

"Thank you, so much."

"Mhmm..." she goes back to filing her hooves as I run to my room with the guitar. I jump onto my bed and set the guitar in my lap. I start to attempt to play a few chords, but... I sound... terrible. I forgot I don't know how to play. I run back to the RC to see the mare working on another hoof.

"I need a how to play guitar book."

"Ok honey." She fills out more papers then gives me a book on how to play guitar.

"Thanks!" I yell out to her as I run to my room with the book.

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Huh, who ever thought playing guitar would be this hard, whatever. It's gonna be so worth it. It's gonna make me one sexy bitch. I look to the clock to see it was already ten. Damn, time just flew by today. I should probably go to the meditation part of the gym and at least get an hour in. I set the guitar down in the corner of my room and stretched out, cracking my legs. Ahhhh yea, that felt good. I walked through the halls to the gym, passing by the cafeteria when I saw a brown blur run through the double doors while yelling

"WOOO! MILES IS BACK!" OK, that was weird, whats got him so excited about miles, we've been using that type of measurement for a long time. I shrug it off as I walk in to the meditation chamber, finding Patience meditating alone.

"Hello Damian." She says as a smile crosses her face.

"Gonna get some late night meditation in?"

"Yeah, I've yet to meditate today so I might as well get some in before bed."

I sit down and start to meditate, letting the quiet room fill my head. We sit there for about thirty minutes until Patience gets up to leave the meditation chamber. I kept meditating until I felt that very dark energy inside me again. I wonder what would happen if I used it like how I do souls... hmmm. I reach out towards it and feel myself grasp it in my hooves; it was hot, and burned slightly. I feel it enveloped my body and fill me with power. I open my eyes and look down at my hooves and legs.

"AHHHHHH!!" I scream seeing my legs and hooves are now covered in dark metallic scales that seem to have dried blood on them.

"What the buck?!"

"What the fuck?.... wait did you just seriously say buck?"

Author's Note: Shout out to CrossroadCat for picking the prepurgian song Damian would here, and sorry for taking so long on this one guys, I blame Borderlands 2 and my new job. But as always, may the Cheese be with you!