I brush my mane back and sigh as the train began to take off. I turned to CC and asked "So what now?" She leaned over stretching out then stretched out her wings showing just how big they actually are.

"Well first we check with our informant to see how this lesser demon got out of hell with out us knowing, and then how it got the Gelu Orbis."

"Is that seriously it's name?" I ask as I give her a blank stare.
"Hey don't look at me!" She protested "I didn't name it."

"Still a lame name" Hammer chimed in. CC's response was to smack us both upside the head. She looked to Patches and gave him a small smile.

"Patches, the blower please." Patches nodded quickly then began digging through his bags until he pulled out a red party blower. Why the hell do we need a party blower?

"Why a party blower?" I tilted my head while raising an eyebrow. "Seriously, aren't we supposed to speak to an informant, not throw a six year old a party." CC smacked me upside the head again.... oww.

"It's more then a normal party blower Damian, sometimes when a demon wants to posses somepony, they do it not by taking over the host body, but by waiting for somepony to use an item they have crafted, and in this case it would be the party blower." She said as she pointed a hoof to the blower now in Patches' mouth. OK.....

"Two things; One aren't things made by demons supposed to be all messed up and evil looking? And two, how is a party blower going to help us?" I raised an eyebrow while asking her.

"Well if you were a demon and wanted to posses ponies without them knowing would you make it obvious?" She tilted her head to the side.

"Well I suppose not."

"Exactly, and this is a special case, the pony that was possessed by this demon impressed it to the point it left his body and let him continue his work with a few demonic abilities. One of them is he is bound to this blower, so we use it to summon him."

She began to walk off with Patches so I began to follow after them. We walked about ten minutes from the train station so nobody was able to see us. CC nodded to patches so he blew the blower. It unraveled and the long strips of confetti at the end wiggled about then it curled up. All of a sudden a pale white earth pony with a long brown hair and a cutie mark of a pony's silhouette on a pole appeared before us, standing up with his gigantic fully erect cock out and blasted a load all over Patches' face.

"OH MY GOD!" Patches screamed out in horror as his face was covered in the white goo, then exploded, sending chunks of himself and this pony's goo everywhere. The pony fell on his back as his member became flaccid.

"That.. was... supposed... to be in." He said in between breathes. He continued to pant as he started to fall asleep.

FWOOSH

"AAAAAaahh!" Hammer screamed out as he got flung by one off CC's wings, landing in a nearby tree while I face hoofed. Figures when we need to call an informant CC knows it'd be some gay pony that comes to jizz on us. I am never going to touch that blower, EVER. As CC tried to calm down and Patches tried to pull himself together. I went over to help Hammer out of the tree but his backpack somehow pushed him out of it as I got there, "Thank you backpack."

"W-well that was interesting." CC said with a large blush on her face. I lowered my head and sighed. "Too bad it happened to Patches though, I bet Damian or Hammer would have enjoyed that more."

THUNK

I fell flat on my face and sighed more.

"Kill me now."

"Not until I get out you pile of shit."

What the hell was that? "No need to be embarrassed Damian" CC said with a small smile on her face as I shot my head up and quickly looked around.

"Did you guys not hear that?" I tilted my head while looking to the three of them, Patches huddled up and shaking. Hammer and CC just stared at me with confused faces.

"Hear what dude?" Hammer rose an eyebrow as he asked.

"Nothing, it must have been my imagination." I said as I stood up looking around again. Seriously what the hell is that? "So what do we do now?" I asked as CC tried to calm herself down while Patches continued to comfort himself. Well I guess those two are useless, maybe Hammer will know. I look to Hammer with a small smile on his face "Do you..... you have no clue what we should do either do you."

"Not one" he said as he shook his head from side to side with the same smile.

"Alright, honesty, good man." I nodded a bit then noticed on the side of Hammer that he had his cutie mark. "Dude! I think your cutie mark is visible now, come on show me."

"Oh hell yeah!" He jumped to the side and struck a pose sticking his hip out at me. His cutie mark was a circle with four ancient looking pillars going around the inside of it while two battle hammers crossed behind it.

"That's pretty cool looking man, wonder why the pillars look so old though..." We both shrugged then bro hoofed.

KLOCK

We turned around to see a surprisingly calm CC, and slightly calmer Patches.

"Well now then, since that's taken care of we can now start heading to our destination. We need to walk to a nearby town and rent a carriage to head back home, it should take about two weeks." While listening to her I got nudged by Hammer and he pointed to something that was sticking out of her bag, it looked like the corner of a magazine.

"That's nice and all but why are you so calm now, and whats that?" I asked as I tried reaching for the corner only to get my hoof smacked away and it pushed further into her bag.

"T-that's none of your concern." She stammered starting to blush, ok that's too damn cute, I have to find out now. Me and Hammer looked at each other then nodded. We looked back to CC and started chanting.

"Gay sex gay sex gay sex gay sex gay sex BUTT RUTTING!"

FWOOSH!

Me and Hammer fell over laughing as her wings stood straight up getting her face to turn bright red. I wiped a tear away from my eye as I looked up to see CC fly off to a nearby cloud and hide whatever it was she was doing.

"Awwwww, I wanted to watch!" I yelled out up to her making me and Hammer laugh a bit harder. We both laugh for a few more minutes then stand back up wiping away tears and getting out our last few chuckles as CC comes down from her cloud looking calmer.

"Do it again and I'll make sure you both don't get to remember the trip back home." She says as she stared Hammer and I down, causing him to jump into my hooves and cling to me. I look at him and raise an eyebrow. He returns the look with an audible squee and smile. I move my hooves apart and drop him on the ground. I begin to follow Patches and CC as they walk off, Hammer quickly catching up to us. We walk for about thirty minutes when we come across a trail that leads into the nearby forest, so we follow it for a few minutes until we come across a fork in the road. In the middle of the path to the left is a minotaur with black fur and red horns.

"Anyone play the fiddle?" He spoke with a very deep and almost ominous voice that made a chill run down my spine.

"N-no" CC stated with a shaky voice,if I didn't know any better I'd swear she was scared. "W-we'll just go this way" She said as she started down the path to the right. As she walked her knees seemed to shake, I hope she's alright. I walked up next to her and rubbed her back with my hoof.

"What's got you so shaken?"

"Don't worry about it Damian, let's just keep going." She continued to look straight ahead while trying to hide her face. Now I'm really worried, what has Statera's best archer this scared? I opened my mouth to speak but stopped when I started hearing music. We all stopped and looked at one another.

"Ok, so I'm not the only one that hears that right?" They all nod at me in response. "Where the hell is that coming from then." Patches walked off towards a bush and pulled it apart to reveal a unicorn holding up a speaker box. His mane is striped with blue and light blue that's about shoulder length and is scruffy. He has an all black coat with neon red eyes and his cutie mark is that of the speaker box. He gave us all a big grin then ran down the path still holding the speaker box up with his hooves as the music blasted from it. We looked to one another then started chasing after him. He runs really fast for carrying that thing and being on his hind legs. As we started chasing he changed the music.
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I fall over while panting,"How... does he... run... so fast?" I fall to my side and lay there panting loudly. Seriously we just ran full speed for an hour straight and he kept ahead of us the whole time while only on two hooves. Everyone collapsed around me nodding and breathing heavily.

"I think... we should... rest.... for a while." CC says between breathes. Everypony nods in response except for Hammer who starts snoring. I crawl closer to CC to lay my head just beside her wing. As I close my eyes I see a small smile cross CC's face which brings one to mine. Sleep came quickly to me.

"Damian..." I found myself in a open field laying next to CC, we were huddled together and I had my arm around her.

"What was on your mind?" Well this is blatantly a dream, might as well enjoy it.

"Just this." I said as I kissed her with a smile on my face. She happily returned the kiss then playfully nibbled my lower lip. I smirked slightly as my cheeks turned red. I leaned over and gently bit her neck making her blush and moan softly. Suddenly I bit down hard, causing her to bleed into my mouth. I felt her warm blood run across my tongue putting a salty yet metallic taste in my mouth. She started to scream out in pain and tried pushing me away.

"DAMIAN! Sto-" She tried to finish as she began to choke on her own blood. She continued to fight me until I ripped a large chunk of her neck off with my teeth. I chewed and swallowed the chunk of flesh then began to eat the rest of her body as her eyes stared at me in fear.

I jumped up covered in a cold sweat. I looked around to see the sun had set and that everypony was still asleep. I sighed to myself trying to calm down and decided to meditate. As I meditated I noticed a very dark and very powerful energy within me. It must be that demon CC told me about, what was his name again Molestia?

"It's Strages you fucking idiot!"

What the hell, so you can hear my thoughts?

"No shit Sherlock, I'm kinda stuck inside you."

Who's Sherlock?

".... fucking ponies."

Fine be that way, I just will ignore you then.

"....."

You suck.

"Fuck you."

Screw this I'm going back to my meditation.

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After everypony finally woke up we had a quick bite to eat and continued down the path to the nearby town. We entered the city of Roam and went to the nearest carriage station. CC talked her way into getting us a cheap carriage that would take us to just past Canterlot. We piled into your standard brown carriage with wooden seats. We gave the driver specific instructions to be able to pull over on the drop of a hat, of course we neglected to inform him it was so Patches could explode without destroying his cart.... that would have been an interesting conversation had CC not used the spell every time he exploded. Most of the trip was spent in silence, no pony seemed upset they all just wanted to enjoy the silence. After about of a week's worth of travel we all got out of the carriage and did some stretches.

"Damian, Hammer, look at that." CC said as she pointed to something with a slight sound of disbelief in her voice.

CRACK