I quickly run to the door of the meditation chamber and locked it; accidentally snapping the lock off. "BUCK!"

"Ok, seriously? I'm going to teach you how to speak properly cause this pony shit is getting annoying."

"Buck you Strages, I'm all demonized and your bothered by my speech." I yell back as I begin to pace about.

"I'll admit, I'm slightly shocked as to the fact that this happened. But the way you cuss is so fucking annoying that I have to fix it now if I'm going to stay sane in here."

"Why would I care if you are comfortable?"

"I know your having trouble sleeping lately and trust me child, I could make that a lot worse"

"Please, you wouldn't do that, cause if you did that it would make me ineffective in combat thus getting the both of us killed." I argue, getting a deep chuckle in response.

"Or due to the lack of sleep it would cause you to have no will to resist me and I could control your meat suit all I want."

".... Fuck you"

"That'll do pig, that'll do."

"Fuck you!" I say as I sigh and shake my head. So now I have to curse like a demon or else the nightmares get worse, fantastic.

"I think you mean Fan Fucking tastic."

...... Sure. I sigh as I looked down at my scaly hooves. How am I going to fix this?

"Why would you want to fix this? You are now the most powerful being in Statera. You could do whatever you want, even make that girl you're fond of be yours."

That does sound pretty good, but I won't do it. I may be stuck with you but I will never be like you. As stupid as it sounds, I'm your prison and I'm going to make sure you can never get out and hurt anypony ever again.

"Do you truly believe you can win her over by yourself? She believes you're fond of men and would never find her attractive. And by the looks of it, your friend Hammer could probably beat you in a fight, if he had the mind to."

That may be true, but I know if I spend enough time with her I could show her the true me and she would accept me. Hammer... is a child, he would never do that nor have the mind to. There is no way I would ever take advice from some demon, especially one that's been imprisoned in some.....

"UNFUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE SHIT! I am not just some demon! I am Strages, Destruction Incarnate, I alone have ended civilizations and brought platoons of angels to their knees!"

THUD

Suddenly a dark force lifted me up and flung me into the wall, leaving a small crater. I slide down onto my flank, groaning in pain as cracks run out from the crater. I rub the back of my head and feel something wet. I bring my hoof around to see a good amount of blood on it. Hey, my hoof is back to normal, still covered in blood, but it's normal. I stagger up and make my way to the door. I jiggle the knob only to be reminded that I locked it..... fuck.

SMASH

I quickly make my way to the medical wing, leaving the now destroyed door for somepony else. As I walk down the hall I see a brown griffin, a chimp, and a goblin all walking towards me. As I got closer I noticed that each of them have white arm bands on that have a red alpha symbol on it..... oh joy.

"Look, it's the demon shit." The griffin remarked as they all stopped and circled around me. When the hell did Statera get punk ass gangs? "You..."

"Let me guess, you're all going to make some random threat like your pony friend and just say how your gonna kill me if I show signs of the demon breaking free blah blah blah." As they all give me annoyed looks I took this chance to fake myself standing there and just slipped past this griffin.

"How dare you, you disrespectful ingrate! I'm going to break your bucking face!" Shrieked the chimp as he made these two curved blades appear over his knuckles. As he swung the blade threw my illusionary knee I begin to run down the hall, gaining their attention.

"Go eat a fucking banana and calm down you damn dirty ape!" I yell back to them as I continued to run. I laughed slightly until I felt an arrow graze my knee.

"Buck!"

"See, you bucking idiot, this is why my pistols are better." Pistols?

BANG

I felt a small ball of energy fly just over my horn and make a good size hole in the wall in front of me. Well fuck that noise. I turned the corner and ran the rest of the way to the medical wing. After about ten minutes of running I stop in front of the doors with a plus sign above it and caught my breath. Once my breathing was under control I pushed the doors open and stepped inside. Instantly my nostrils become filled with the smell of moss and trees as I stepped onto the dirt floor. I look up to the two large oaks in the back of the room and smile as I approach them.

"Hey guys, sorry to bother you so late, but I need some help." The two trees then began to shake slightly as parts of their roots come out of the ground, revealing their legs. The front of their trunks begin to splinter apart as they stretch their arms out, revealing their faces inside the wood.

"No trouble at all Damian, it is common for our members to come back at night and be wounded. Just lay down and show us where you were injured." I lay down between the trees and tilt my head forward then lift the back of my mane up. "Hmmm, how did you get these Damian? We know your group just recently returned but you have been back for over a day now."

"Uhh... lets just say it's from intensive meditation."

"I see..." The treant places his hands above my head and a small green ball of energy appears. He feeds the energy into the back of my head and slowly starts to close my wounds. He continues this for what feels like forever. Man I wish we could heal faster. "Damian.."

"Yea?"

"There is a very dark presence lingering over your wounds, care to explain?" The treant asks carefully. Well shit.... if I explain what actually happened I'll probably be put to death. On the other hoof I could lie out my ass and see if he believes me.... I got this!

"It was the goblin! He shot me!" I lie with a big smile on my face.

"In the back of the head?"

"Yea, cause he sucks like that."

"Then how are you still alive?"

".... cause I'm awesome"

"Right." He totally bought it. "Well we're all finished here, so why don't you head on back to your room and try to get some rest."

"Don't worry, I plan on it." Best fucking liar ever.

"You are the worst fucking liar I have ever seen."

"Shut the fuck up!" I snap back

"Excuse me?" He raises and eyebrow as he looks down at me. Fuuuuuck, I said that out loud didn't I?

"Yep."

Fuck you, you're not helping.

"Never mind I was talking to... myself."

"I haven't heard that word in a long fucking time" the treant mumbles to his friend before I leave the room.

"You know, you're kinda a fucking bitch. Why didn't you turn and kill those fuckers?" Strages says as I trot down the cold long corridors.

"Dude its fucking late and I'm really fucking tired, so fuck off." I groan back.

"Don't be a fucking cunt, you could have killed them, that's good, it would have made them stop bothering you."

"Killing coworkers doesn't seem like the most optimal thing to me, besides Bonzu would have been fucking pissed." I remark as a historian passes me by giving me an odd look. He then stopped and turned around looking at me in extreme confusion.

"Who says that anymore?"

"Shut up." I stuck my tongue out at him and give him a raspberry. He gasped and stormed off insulted.

"You ponies are so fucking gay." Shut the fuck up. I go down some stairs then round the corner to my get to my room and see those three assholes by the door to my room. The goblin is trying to pick the lock while the fucking monkey and bird keep a look out.

"Hey there he is!" The griffin shouts out as he points at me. "Get him!" I take that as my que to run.

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUCCCKKKK!" I yell as I run down the halls trying to find a place to hide. I turn a corner and check one of the doors to find it unlocked so I run inside and shut the door behind me and lock it. I press myself against the wall next to the door and hear the three of the stop outside the door.

"I think he went this way."

"Well lets go, we can't lose him." I sigh in relief once I hear them run down the hall. I take a moment to look around and see a bunch of posters of seductive males..... griffins, ponies, orcs, a bald tall monkey.....and I think one is either like a landscape with a tree..... or treant porn.

CLICK

"Why is the door locked? I didn't lock it when I left." CC?! Fuck! This is her room... you know seeing all the gay porn I should have figured that, but still! As I hear her fumble with her keys I dash for her bed and slide myself underneath and try to condense myself as much as possible.

She enters the room and walks around mumbling to herself. She moves a little quickly and she seems to be opening drawers then quickly closing them and moving things around a lot. She stops next to the bed and her legs seem to be shaking. Did those fucking pricks stop her and threaten her or something?

I back up and begin to panic as she reaches under the bed trying to find something as a long odd shaped pokey thing presses into my back? I turn a bit to see somewhat impressive pile or porn and dildos. Her toys seem to range from all shapes and design, including different species... I think one of them has barbs... ow? As she continues to reach I quickly grab one and slide it to her hoof. She picks it up, giggling, as she gets on top of her bed.

Her breathing starts to become labored as the bed rocks gently back and forth. I try to keep my breathing quiet while attempting to ignore my growing urges. As she starts to moan I see my hoof begin its descent. NO! Now's not the time! I wrestle my hoof to above my horn as the bed now begins to rock harder.

I feel a tingle on my forehead. Ok, I know what happens when you enter puberty, I saw the slideshow at school, they never mentioned the face, only the lower extremities. I place my hooves over the tingling sensation to find it be my horn. This is... new. Being titulari and not being able to use it I kinda forgot I had one... and now I have..... I have..... I have..... no fucking clue whats going on.

"Ha!"

Shut the fuck up, like you know what's happening.

"I do, and this is going to get fucking hysterical in a moment."

"AHHHhhh!" CC lets out a scream of pleasure as a clear fluid sprays from the top of her bed to the floor, followed shortly by her dildo. It seems to be covered in the same substance and looks rather slimy.

"Here it comes."

Here what comes? Suddenly a scent fills my nostrils and fogs my mind. I feel... as if...

PEW

I bite my lip to keep myself screaming in pain. My horn just fucking shot me! What the fuck!

"Bwahahahahahaha oh dear god that was great, I knew it was gonna happen but ah fuck, that was just too perfect. You fucking idiot!"

Owwwww.... whyyyy? Magic?

Author's Notes:

Sorry for taking so long everyone I have to blame this partly on new video games and a job at walmart, then the rest is on my lazy ass. I will be trying to pump these out faster but shit doth happen and a few writer's blocks for this chapter didn't help. And if you are wonder, yes, this chapter was kinda an excuse for me to write fuck as much as I fucking wanted. Hope you all had a happy holiday and a fun new year. May the Cheese be with you!